Chapter 6 Surprise or not?
"Ding Dong!"
Just as Ye Moshu fantasized about a soft and cute little handsome man holding his thighs and kept shouting "Wet Tiger" and "Wet Tiger", the system broke his dream again.
"Warning, the health of the target character is lower than normal, please provide medical assistance as soon as possible."
"Wangtian...how to help? I'm not a doctor!"
Looking at the unconscious boy on the ground, Ye Moshu fell into deep thought.
#Would you like to have artificial respiration?
#But he is a man. Even if I am a girl now, my soul is still a man. Men can't kiss you if you can get married!
#The most important thing is that he is the future villain boss. If I secretly kiss you for the first time, will he beat me up if he finds out in the future? (*???)#
"Oh, forgot, anyway, he is just a little brat now, and I want to be a wet tiger person. It's normal for the master to kiss his little apprentice, there's nothing wrong with it!"
However, this time the system was very sensible and did not make things difficult for Ye Moshu. Just when Moshu was still worried about hiding, the system spoke again.
"Ding Dong! According to the target character's current physical indicators, it is recommended to use the Jiuzhuan Life-saving Pill.
Jiuzhuan Life-saving Pills, produced by the system, top-level injury medicine, can help you take it as soon as you take it, and it is trustworthy.
Eat one to stop bleeding and heal the wound, eat two to heal the internal injuries, eat three to remove scars and have a beauty effect, it is really a fight... Well, cough cough, it is a must-have product for home travel!
Host, do you want three?"
"Huh... Why does this tone sound weird? It seems like it's a pyramid scheme?"
Looking at the abnormal and extremely enthusiastic system, the clever Mo Shu frowned and realized that things were not simple.
"If you have nothing to do, you will be either a traitor or a thief. As clever as me, how could you be caught?"
However, five seconds passed...
Ten seconds passed...
Twenty seconds passed...
Well, with Stupid Moshu's IQ, even if he knows there is a pit in front of him, he will still jump.
As a guy who was sold and helped people count money with a smile, Mo Shu naturally thought for a while and sent a request to the system.
"System, give me three Nine-Turn Life-saving Pills!"
"Bang!"
As soon as Mo Shu finished speaking, a small white ceramic bottle fell in front of him. When he opened it, he saw that three black pills were lying inside.
Just as Mo Shu was about to take out the pills and go to treat his future apprentice, the mechanical sound of gloating in the system sounded again.
"Dingdong! Purchasing pills successfully! Each pill requires the host to pay three centimeters in height. The total of the three pills requires the host to reduce the host's height by nine centimeters! (Note: the host's current height is 120cm)"
"puff!"
Ye Moshu squirted out an old blood,
"Damn it! System, come on! I promise not to hit you!"
"The labor and capital are only 1.2 meters in total, and it has already dragged the average height down. Why did you reduce me by nine centimeters?"
"Come on, I want to return the product, I don't want this pill!"
At this time, Ye Moshu was bleeding from his heart. I was so 1.8 meters tall, and I was dressed like a 1.2 meters tall. In a blink of an eye, I was still pitted by the system. Alas, Moshu was so tired and wanted to eat people.
Perhaps because he felt the deep malice in Mo Shu's heart, the system spoke out again.
"Dingdong! Given that the host has no product purchase for the first time, this system generously discounts the host, only reducing its height by 5cm, the king overcame the earth tiger, the host is one-five, are you happy or not?”
Ye Moshu: "..."
I have a sentence of MMP, don’t you know whether to speak or not?
Chapter completed!