I looked at the captain of the team kneeling in front of me, and said with a smile while playing with the remote control in my hand.

This is the remote control used for explosion, it is quite small.

In my other hand, I was holding a vine whip, which I whipped from the road casually.

Ahhh—

The captain covered his neck hard and shouted.

You really want to breathe air, right? I asked with a cruel smile on my face: You are the only living thing. As long as you answer my two questions, I will let you go. How about it?

The captain was stunned for a moment, with disbelief in his eyes.

I really won't kill you, I promised my mother not to kill people this year. I explained with an unhappy look that it feels really bad to be distrusted.

The captain didn't believe it even more. I promised your mother not to kill people this year, and you still killed so many people?

In order to survive, you have no choice. I said with a smile.

The captain really wanted to survive, so he nodded.

This is just like that. I said with a smile, loosening the soft sword: The first question is to tell me Su Dongpo’s information, name, gender, address, how many cows are there in my home, and how many women are there. The second question is to tell me where the bomb is buried.

The captain kept silent.

I know you can speak Chinese and not mute, so you'd better tell me well, otherwise I'll pull your tongue out - not cut, but the whole thing out.

The captain shook for a moment, then said hoarsely: We serve Mr. Su. There is a temporary club in the north, and she should be there.

North? I squinted my eyes, then looked at the north and didn't say anything.

I could feel that he was not lying, so I squinted my eyes and said: The first answer is yours, what about the second question? Where is the bomb hidden?

The captain pointed to the bottom of a tree, and I let him go and came to the bottom of the tree. Sure enough, a small bomb appeared.

Such a small bomb actually has such great power? I was surprised to myself, then pointed to the remote control in my hand and asked: As long as I press it, the bomb will explode, right?

The captain's eyes were frightened, but he was unwilling to answer my answer.

How could you not answer if I asked you? You are so rude. I said angrily: But it doesn’t matter, let’s do an experiment and you will know.

After saying that, I pried open the captain's mouth and put the small bomb into his mouth.

After doing all this, I threw away the vine whip and waved my hand and said: Okay, I'll keep my word. I promised my mom not to kill people this year, you go.

Gulu—

I put that little thing into his mouth, then ate it along his throat and into his stomach. He was so scared that the dead souls were all ventilated, sweating profusely, and his whole body was sitting on the ground like a sieve.

vomit--

He fluttered forward a few times, lay on the ground and retching hard, trying to spit out the things he had eaten.

However, no matter how much he vomited, he couldn't spit it out.

I watched the scene with a smile, and then gently pressed the button on the remote control.

Buzz —

Suddenly, he felt an extremely rich heat coming from his stomach, and then this heat began to pass into his mouth.

His mouth became wider and wider, and his eyes were also wider, just like the moment when a hanged ghost was hanging, his pupils suddenly opened, his tongue stretched out, and his face was pale.

He raised his head and looked at me standing behind him in horror. I smiled so brightly, as if I was enjoying a comedy that made people laugh, but this smile was the last beautiful scenery he saw.

Bang—

A deafening explosion sounded, and a stone-like bomb exploded in the captain's belly, and his body suddenly exploded like rotten meat. As soon as he flew out, he was blown into pieces by the firelight, and the corpse was left untold.

The surging fire and powerful energy ripples, I watched all this with a smile, smiling happily.

Usually, I treat people easily and humorously, but at heart, I am still a cruel person with a strong sense of resentment.

The only way to kill people is you can't imagine, and I can't do it.

I promised my mother not to kill people this year, but I did not kill people myself.

After doing this, I picked up a dagger, put it in my pocket, and walked towards the north of the forest.

In a palace villa not far from Jiangcheng Gaolu Road, Song Yushu held a telescope and watched the scene of Gaolu Road. His expression suddenly became ferocious. He looked at Su Dongpo sitting on the sand behind him and said: Master Su, I think we have to take the lead.

What's going on? Su Dongpo stood up and asked: Did Li Hao kill him?

No, look at it by yourself. Song Yushu handed over the telescope.

After taking Song Yushu's telescope, Su Dongpo looked at it, then grinned and said: The brother and sister are really lucky. So many bombs were not killed - you are right. If this ticket failed to keep him here, we will go back immediately, otherwise the shit will be tied to our heads.

Brother Su, do you believe Shen Hongru is unconscious? Song Yushu suddenly asked.

Su Dongpo smiled softly and asked: Why, don’t you believe it?

Song Yushu also laughed: It’s only two of us here, so why not just open the skylight and say something brighter - in our circle, whoever really believes in each other will definitely die will be himself and his allies, and they will be betrayed most of the time.

Looking at Su Dongpo's unkind gaze, Song Yushu smiled and said: Don't doubt it, Brother Su, you are my ally now, but maybe you will be sold by me if you change your hands - of course, the same goes for the other way around. Maybe I have been sold by you.

After hearing Song Yushu's words, Su Dongpo's gloomy face suddenly became brighter and he laughed and said: Actually, I don't believe it either.

What do you think? Song Yushu asked with a big laugh.

Su Dongpo smiled faintly, and did not answer the question directly, but said leisurely: Brothers Song are all familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, so they must know the allusion of Zhuge Zhongda scaring to death. After Zhuge Liang died, he had long expected that Sima Yi would attack Shu Kingdom on a large scale, so he ordered people to make a wooden statue of him and sat on a carriage, which scared Sima Yi. Who is that Zhuge Liang? Who is the Sima Yi, true, false, true, who knows?

After a pause, Su Dongpo set his sight on Song Yushu: Maybe Zhuge Liang will come back to life, and Sima Yi is the dead person?

Song Yushu's expression changed for a moment, and for a moment, his thoughts were also in chaos, and he couldn't tell the difference between the false and the true.

Looking at Song Yushu's eyes, Su Dongpo laughed and said: No matter whether it is Zhuge Liang or Sima Yi who died, I know that if Lu Bu doesn't get rid of you, Dong Zhuo, you, the chair under your butt, can't really sit in a stable seat.

Song Yushu's face froze, and his muscles kept twitching, like an exquisite human skin mask.
Chapter completed!