Ghost singing usually occurs on the first or fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, or on Ghost Festival. This kind of thing will not happen at this time. It is obvious that Ksitigarbha just let people play ghosts, and the purpose is to test my ability.
Ghost singing is similar to ghost listening to opera. They are both haunted by ghosts, but ghosts are not out to harm people, but out of their love for opera. As long as they are not disturbed, nothing will happen to them on or off the stage.
Whether ghosts are singing or listening to a play, there is a taboo, that is, the play must be finished. If it is interrupted, the consequences will be disastrous.
Another bad thing about ghost singing is that people who are more negative should not listen to it, otherwise something will happen. At least they will become seriously ill, or in the worst case, they will become insane and crazy for the rest of their lives.
What is a relatively yin person? For example, those born at midnight, with a yin character in their zodiac signs, who are born in the year of snake, rat, and whose five elements belong to wood. These people are relatively yin. They cannot listen to ghosts singing, and the lowest damage will open their yin eyes. In the future, they will often be able to open their yin eyes.
Saw a ghost.
Looking down at this time, I found that some people were already relatively sluggish. They may have been possessed by ghosts and operas, that is, the people with sinister abilities I mentioned.
Although the other people were fine, it was as if they were hallucinating. They could not tell that Zhou Yuen had been possessed by a ghost, the female voice had changed into a male voice, and the other actors were also very weird. However, the ghosts and actors were all ghosts when they were alive.
He is an actor, so in general he can continue to play, but he is a bit evil.
"Brother, I'll give you ten minutes. If you can't break it, get out of here."
Ji Zang looked at me, his eyes were a little sinister, his triangular eyes were murderous, and Qiangwei looked at me as if he was watching a show.
As we all know, ghosts cannot interrupt their singing. You have to let "them" finish singing. If you interrupt them forcibly, the consequences will be serious. The ghost may kill the person who is wearing it, or even die together.
Ksitigarbha is trying to make things difficult for me. This job is too difficult. If I fail, everyone on the stage or in the audience may die because of me.
The most important thing is that the actress on stage is Zhou Yuen, one of the three beauties. If anything happens, the debt will definitely be placed on my head. I don’t know how many people will come to trouble me.
"Xiaoyang, this big fat guy is not a good person. There is no need to force him. Why don't we leave?"
The second uncle backed down. It was not easy to force a ghost to sing. There was no need to force himself. What if something happened?
I shook my head and chuckled: "I just think he is not a good person. I want to be his cash cow, so that he will protect me. When the time comes, the blame he will bear will be much more difficult than what I am solving now.
You old man, please relax, I can't be troubled by the ghost's singing."
My ability has already surpassed that of my second uncle. I was already much more talented than him. Moreover, with the guidance of the Nine-tailed Fox, I also learned more about Fire Pearl Forest, River Map, Tianji Jue, etc., and I am already better than my master.
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Seeing that I was full of confidence, my second uncle could only give up and wait for my solution.
The only way to break the ghost opera is to blend in, so as not to disturb them, and then kill them. Otherwise, if you force them to go on stage to stop their opera, there will only be one end: they will jump over the wall and die together with the people on the stage. You can calm them down.
It's no use.
I quickly entered the back of the stage and asked them to transform me into Zhong Kui.
But now Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai were performing on the stage. What was the point of me dressing up as Zhong Kui and going up there? Besides, I was an outsider and not from their troupe. Wouldn’t it be troublesome to suddenly ask to go on stage? So they refused.
If it was too soft, I would hit hard. I beat the entire troupe, especially the troupe leader, until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He couldn't even stand up when he was lying on his stomach. I smashed their mobile phones to prevent them from calling the police.
At this time, there was only one makeup artist left, and her legs were so scared that she did whatever I said without even daring to disobey a word, for fear that I would also beat her.
People are just mean, they can't listen to nice things they say, so I have to teach them how to behave.
There is no time to elaborate, so I just put on a costume and do a few simple strokes. Fortunately, Zhong Kui is a clown, so he can fool him casually, because he is a fool in the first place, so he doesn't need to be so delicate.
Without saying a word, I took the yellow talisman and cinnabar and went on stage. Now everyone, both human and non-human, fell silent. Fortunately, the audience in the audience followed the demon as if they were possessed by a demon. They couldn't even see it. They were probably all listening to the ghost's performance.
I was so confused that the dark wind made my head feel dizzy.
Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai were singing and singing, and Zhong Kui came out. The ghost was confused when he saw it.
"Hey, Liang Shanbo, you were supposed to be reincarnated after death, so why did you turn into a butterfly and cause chaos in the world?"
I quickly made up a line and sang it to the actors on the stage.
The actor who played Liang Shanbo looked down at himself, with a confused look on his face. Didn't he turn into a butterfly? He was obviously still a human being? And did Zhong Kui appear in this play?
I was confused, completely confused! Moreover, the ghost was naturally afraid of Zhong Kui, and when he saw Zhong Kui, he was so frightened that he couldn't think clearly.
"Follow me, back to the underworld!"
I quickly took advantage of this moment to take action. The yellow talisman was like a sword, and I hit him directly on the chest. With a cry, the ghost immediately flew out, and then lay on the stage and squirmed. I sprinkled cinnabar on him, and then
The ghost couldn't move immediately, and the actor collapsed on the ground, sweating profusely and unable to move. It was very tiring to be possessed by the ghost.
I did the same for the others, knocking out the ghosts on them, and then using cinnabar to restrain them. The last one was Zhu Yingtai, played by Zhou Yuen, but when the yellow talisman hit her chest, I was stunned.
She didn't come out. Maybe the ghost that possessed her was too strong and she couldn't force her out at once.
There was no other way. I could only hold another yellow talisman with my left hand, rub it repeatedly, and finally recite the curse to exorcise ghosts. I heard a bang, and the ghost was finally forced out by me. Then he fell to the ground and twitched, hurting me.
The heaviest.
Zhou Yuen suddenly opened his eyes and woke up, but with a pair of hands on his chest.
"Pa..."
Zhou Yuen subconsciously slapped me and slapped me hard.
I was confused for about six seconds, and then I slapped her back. She was even more confused than me, looking at me at a loss, as if asking me why I didn't play according to the routine?
Damn it, grandma, I saved you and you slapped me? You don’t know what’s wrong! What about the beauty? I don’t tolerate you.
The people below seemed to have woken up, because all the ghosts were expelled from the human body by me, and the ghost singing stopped. They were also confused when they saw me beating Zhou Yuen. How dare someone go on stage and really beat Zhou Yuen?
This is not seeking death, this is direct reincarnation!
I was afraid of being beaten by a group, so I quickly saved these ghosts, and then ran away, leaving only a confused Zhou Yuen and the angry audience in the audience.
Chapter completed!