When I came out, I just wanted to find someone to deal with the Cao family, but I didn't expect to kill a Ksitigarbha. This also weakened the Cao family a little bit. I also swallowed the Ksitigarbha's things by the way. It was very pleasant.
Zhou Hao didn't want to be with us, he didn't even get in the car, and I didn't bother to care about him. He just took my money and did things for me, and the rest didn't matter.
"Brother, if you were to use your methods back in ancient times, you would probably be a tycoon of the same generation!"
Zhu Laojiu suddenly said to me with admiration. He drove more briskly and felt a little happy.
Ksitigarbha suppressed him and made things difficult for him at every turn. Now that I have killed Ksitigarbha, I can give him a sigh of relief. Moreover, without Ksitigarbha, Zhu Laojiu should be able to get along better. Three religions and nine streams have to compete for resources. Zhu Laojiu
If you can't compete with Ksitigarbha, you will have to be beaten. It is a good thing that Ksitigarbha is gone. Of course he will be happy.
But there are many people in Kyoto, and it is basically impossible to accept Jizo's things so easily. I need the help of Qiangwei and Qingfeng.
For some reason, Yuyan suddenly put on black stockings. She admired me no less than Zhu Laojiu. She ate meat with wolves and ate shit with dogs.
Some women have their first sex at the age of eighteen in a hotel worth RMB 80. Some women enjoy life in a villa and have their underwear washed by a nanny.
Anyway, I have to give it, a smart woman will find a stronger one, there is nothing wrong with it, it’s just a different choice, Yuyan is enlightened.
The royal girl wears black silk stockings, she is endlessly charming. If Zhu Laojiu hadn't been there, there would have been a fierce fight in the car. Yu Yan looked at me as if she was dripping water. Who the hell could bear it?
Damn Zhu Laojiu!
But I misunderstood Zhu Laojiu. About twenty minutes later, Zhu Laojiu parked the car in a remote place, and then said he had an urgent need to urinate and wanted to get out of the car for convenience.
This man is sensible. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a roundworm in my stomach. I just called him wrong.
As soon as Zhu Laojiu left, I immediately tore the black silk. It felt good. Yuyan was a little resistant at first and said what should I do when Zhu Laojiu comes back?
I said it doesn't matter, I'll be there soon, and I'll finish it early when I get back.
Yuyan rolled her eyes and said it was the first time she heard someone talking about Kuai so proudly.
I didn't care so much, so I quickly got started, and the car suddenly began to shake. In this wilderness, the squeaking and shaking sound became a pleasant song.
Stop and sit in the maple forest at night, the frost leaves are as red as the February flowers!
Small bridges, flowing water, people’s houses, ancient roads with westerly wind and thin horses!
Looking at the sunset outside the window, I couldn't help but feel that this scene was very similar to these two poems. Looking at the blurred rain and smoke in my eyes, I continued to step on the accelerator.
Zhu Laojiu was so loyal. Speaking of which, he didn't come back until dark. When I got off the car, it was already seven o'clock in the evening. I couldn't help but worry that something had happened to Zhu Laojiu.
Yu Yan also got out of the car after me and hugged my waist tightly, lingering endlessly.
"Where did Mr. Jiu go? Did he have urinary stones? How many hours have he been urinating? I was tortured."
Yu Yan didn't know whether to complain or be happy, but Zhu Laojiu had indeed been gone for too long.
I quickly dialed his number, but suddenly I heard the ringtone of my cell phone coming towards me. What a coincidence, he came back just after I called him. It's okay.
But Zhu Laojiu didn't look like he was fine. He ran back in a panic, his face pale with fright. There were solitary graves in the wilderness. If he stepped on it or something while wandering around, it would offend the owner of the grave.
Sometimes terrible things happen.
"Master Jiu, what's wrong with you? Are you in a panic and have shit in your body?"
Zhu Laojiu felt a lot more relieved when he saw us, and his complexion slowly recovered.
"Brother, there is a ghost in this mountain. It's so unlucky. I almost died on the mountain."
When Zhu Laojiu faced my question, he quickly answered, "It can't be such a coincidence. Is it true? You can encounter ghosts in any wilderness? What kind of luck is this?"
I quickly asked him to tell him what was going on? Even for me, there is no need to go there until dusk, right? Once it gets dark, these barren mountains and mountains are quite dangerous. There are no corpses, monsters, snakes, insects, rats, ants, etc.
What to do if something happens?
Zhu Laojiu was also helpless. He said that he didn't want to either. He just thought he would find a place to stay for an hour or two and come back when I was done.
Unexpectedly, after smoking half a pack of cigarettes, he really wanted to be more convenient, but he opened the big one. Although there was no paper, he was in a hurry, and Zhu Laojiu couldn't care less. After pulling a few leaves, he started to go
As soon as I squatted on the ground, there was no one in the wilderness anyway, so I was just fertilizing the trees wherever I was.
But halfway through, a strange voice suddenly sounded from my ears: "Are you here to poop?"
The sound was sharp and sharp, a bit like a child's, but very eerie. Along with the sound, a gust of wind suddenly blew, which made Zhu Laojiu's butt feel cold. He shivered and quickly looked back.
But there was no one behind, no one on the left or right, and no one in front.
Zhu Laojiu felt very strange. Could it be that he had just heard an auditory hallucination? But he was not a novice. He knew that the situation in such desolate mountains was strange and that he could not take any chances. He quickly wiped his butt with leaves and prepared to leave.
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But as soon as he got up, he immediately heard the voice again, which was even more sinister than before.
"Are you here to take a dump?"
Zhu Laojiu immediately shuddered, knowing that he had messed with something dirty. It was not surprising that there was such a thing in the barren mountains and wild mountains. Let alone any graves or the like, in this kind of place, the dead people were buried directly for the rest of their lives.
No one knows, maybe there is a corpse under Zhu Laojiu's feet right now. If Zhu Laojiu poops on its head, it will come out to mess with Zhu Laojiu.
Zhu Laojiu quickly clasped his hands together and apologized, saying that there was nothing wrong with him. He was just doing it for convenience and had no intention of offending. He asked the adults to let him go.
After saying that, Zhu Laojiu ran away. It was not suitable to stay in this kind of place for a long time, and it was also solved. It was about to get dark, and something might happen if he didn't go back.
But Zhu Laojiu ran all the way back, and after walking for a while he heard the words, are you here to take a dump?
The more he heard these words, the more he heard them. Zhu Laojiu was so frightened that he walked faster and faster. He was a tomb robber. If he met a zongzi, he could just give him a black donkey's hoof. But he really didn't know how to deal with ghosts, and in this barren mountain and ridge, that
He didn't know where the ghost was coming from.
As he was running, Zhu Laojiu suddenly realized that he seemed to have been hit by a ghost and couldn't get out.
There are trees on all sides, and it seems like you are going back and forth in one place without going out at all.
"Are you here to take a dump?"
These words were like a magic voice, lingering in Zhu Laojiu's ears, but nothing came out.
At this time, Zhu Laojiu couldn't stay any longer, and quickly took off his blindfold. It was already dark, and he hoped that his trump card could help him get out of the predicament.
Zhu Laojiu's eyes were really powerful, and suddenly he could see the path he came on. When he looked up, he saw a pale baby face hanging on the tree, with his cheeks painted as white as flour.
This thing is extremely scary, with big yellow teeth and an enchanting smile towards Zhu Laojiu.
No wonder it was missing just now. It turned out to be hiding above. Zhu Laojiu looked forward, backward, left, and right, but not above his head. This time he knew it and ran away, so he came back. As for whether the thing followed him, then he
I don’t know.
"Huh, that's not a trick at all, it's just someone being in the way!"
Chapter completed!