Chapter 615 Funeral Team
Although Wong Tai Sin was putting on a show, he didn't cause trouble. He was just not like us. Zhuge Ke was arrogant, but he still respected the deceased very much and had Zhuge's demeanor.
Zheng Wen led the way. Although the road was eccentric, it was mined and it was quite comfortable to walk until we reached the village.
The school is not far from the village. It is quite big. It has several teaching buildings and dormitories. Children from more than one village come to school, as well as from other mountain villages. There are quite a lot of people in total.
, no wonder I had to close this ghost school, so many people were left without books. I suddenly felt that what the old eunuch Su Ting said was quite reasonable. He was doing good deeds and accumulating virtue. Yes, I have already cursed him to be a eunuch.
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It's still dark, so we haven't entered the school yet, and the dormitory is already full. We have no place to stay, so we can only stay in the village temporarily.
The village chief is very kind, and people in remote areas believe in ghosts and gods very much. When Zheng Wen said that we are masters, the village chief led several villagers to kneel down to us directly, but this kneeling was like some rituals to worship gods, which was a bit weird.
, they raised their hands above their heads, and then knocked again and again.
Zhuge Ke said that this was the welcome ceremony of the White Witch. These people may be the descendants of the White Witch or the traditions left over.
White witchcraft is the kind of witchcraft that drives away corpses. It existed in Xiangxi before, but it must not only be used to drive away corpses, but it is just that it has become popular, and everyone knows it.
Zhuge Ke is indeed knowledgeable and even knows this. I only know about witchcraft and can't tell the difference between white witches and black witches.
The villager is dark and not tall, about 1.6 meters tall. He smokes a pipe and has yellow teeth. However, he is quite friendly. Moreover, he was brought in by the principal. How could they not entertain him warmly? A principal from a mountainous area,
He is almost the savior there. If you want to get out of the mountains, you have to read books.
The village chief arranged two houses for us, one for Wong Tai Sin and one for me and Zhuge Ke, because I said during the introduction that Wong Tai Sin is my old man and Zhuge Ke is my wife.
Unexpectedly, the village chief really believed it and arranged a couple's room for us. Zhuge Ke was so angry that he stamped his feet and cursed: "Pu Xinnan is too humble. How can He De be my husband to Zhuge Ke? What a bastard!"
What's wrong with Pu Xin Man? Instead of having low self-esteem and hurting yourself, it's better for Pu Xin to hurt others.
After Zhuge Ke's strong dissatisfaction, I had no choice but to squeeze into a room with Wong Tai Sin, but Wong Tai Sin looked a little uneasy and kind-hearted. After licking his lower lips, he looked at me infatuatedly, a bit like that gay hero.
Brother, but I know he just seemed to eat me. This was his instinctive reaction, not intentional.
Zhuge Ke had no appetite. It was his first time to live in a place like this. There were so many mosquitoes. He just wanted to get rid of them quickly and return to Kyoto. Wong Tai Sin was naturally fond of eating chicken, so he had a mouth full of fat. But this meal was too rich and he felt like eating chicken.
I felt a little sorry for hurting the village chief, so I stuffed him with a thousand yuan and treated it as food and accommodation.
The village chief was originally embarrassed to accept it, but he couldn't resist me, so he had to accept it reluctantly.
It was already past five o'clock in the morning, and it was almost dawn, but suddenly there was the sound of suona, then the beating of gongs and drums, and the sound of mourning, and a funeral procession began to pass in front of the village chief's door.
"What a bad luck. Didn't you see that there are distinguished guests in my house? What are you doing, you idiots?"
The village chief scolded him, but according to the rules, when the coffin passed in front of his door, he had to kneel down and bow three times. If he had money, he would burn paper money, if he had no money, he would burn white paper. Then he would stay behind closed doors and close the windows without looking at the coffin.
The village chief scolded him, but he still did as he was told. At this time, Zhuge Ke quickly dipped his hand into some wine, and then wrote four words on the table: There is someone in the coffin!
Of course there is someone in the coffin, but it’s just a dead person or a living person, but since it’s written out, it must be a living person!
At this time, Huang Taixian pricked up his ears, chewed the chicken and said: "It seems that some people in the village do not welcome us. The school is a chicken pen. We have harmed the interests of others."
Bringing them here was really the right choice I made. Less than two hours after landing, have you already seen the clues? If it's just a simple sneaky incident, just let it go. I'm afraid it's man-made.
Ghosts are more evil than humans. I don't know how many days it will take me to investigate by myself.
The village chief burned three pieces of white paper, then closed the doors and windows. He grinned at us and said, "My boss, Lao Chen, is a silly boy who went into the water to fish and was dragged away by the water monkey. The next day, his belly turned white and he floated up.
He died miserably! There are many monkeys in the river in the village, and if you are unlucky, you will be dragged away."
Water monkey means water ghost in the village. In some places, it is believed that if an unlucky person enters the water, the water ghost will drag him away and eat his soul. This is because the Dragon King is beckoning.
At this time, Zhuge Ke looked at the crack in the door, as if she could see the person inside the coffin through the small crack in the door. She took a few soybeans in her hand and counted them, frowning.
"Chen Er is born mentally retarded, his five elements belong to water, his destiny is quite hard, his fortune is fifty, and his zodiac sign is Ox."
The age of destiny is the age at which one is destined to die, but there will be accidents in life, and destiny is not unavoidable.
If you are born in the year of water, your life is hard. You should not die under water, as there is something fishy about it.
"Oh, this girl is a god. How do you know this? She is a living god!"
The village chief was shocked and gave Zhuge Ke a thumbs up. There was a coffin outside the door, and he could calculate these things, which was even better than a living god.
"That silly kid Chen Er is only twenty-two years old this year, and he is mentally retarded and doesn't get close to water. He doesn't know what happened the day before yesterday, but he suddenly went swimming in the water and was killed by a water monkey."
The village chief told what happened. Although he was stupid, his life was still young, and he couldn't help but feel a little regretful.
The old man in the village said that if the water ghost is more resentful, it can control some people with bad minds to go into the water and kill them as scapegoats, as well as children. Therefore, do not go near the water at night or when the yin energy is strong, to prevent accidents.
At this moment, there was a sudden bang, as if something had overturned. The sound of the suona also stopped, the mourning stopped abruptly, and there was a lot of noise outside.
"What's going on? What are you doing?" the village chief shouted, then he put his eyes on the crack of the door to look.
"The coffin has been overturned, big deal!" Zhuge Ke played with the soybeans in his hand and said quietly.
"It's true!" The village chief seemed to have seen it, but Zhuge Ke didn't even move.
"Girl, you are so amazing. The principal brought back a living god. The children are saved. But why did this coffin turn over at the door of my house? It's bad luck."
Turning over the coffin means that the deceased is unwilling to leave, which is very unlucky. It would be bad if the deceased cannot be sent away.
"I'll go out and take a look."
I wanted to open the door and go out, but the village chief refused to let me go, saying that we couldn't go out because it was against the rules and it was too unlucky.
But I wasn't afraid, I just pushed him away and kicked the door out.
Chapter completed!