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55. Gold, Oil and Happy People (Part 1)(1/2)

"Which one of the same quality of gold or oil is more valuable?"

"Wow, what strange problem are you? Give me some time, place, and historical background, otherwise I can't discuss it."

"Uh, nuclear war wasteland theme?"

"oil."

"Well, weird thriller theme?"

"gold."

"Well, cyberpunk theme?"

"oil."

"Then, urban immortal cultivation theme?"

"gold."

"Where is the light novel?"

"It's hard to say, in short, stock trading is more profitable."

"Where is fantasy?"

"Don't write fantasy.jpg"

——The world famous painting "Writer discusses and sets with the editor"

......

Early in the morning, the golden peak of the holy city,

Atonement Court, [Three-character Knot] Prayer District,

The 'tree' and the bugs were in conversation.

"You seem to occupy the brain of this monk?" [Three-word Knot] - a strange tree that calls himself Eldridge - asked the Xiagai demon insect code-named c7 Jie without joy or sorrow.

(Since there is him, she, it, and Him, then it is normal to refer to plant life with ‘正’, right?)

The bug replied, "Yes! And, his post is the chief priest of the monastery!"

"You should call him the main priest! You should not call him a monk!"

In the communication between brain waves (I wonder, does plant life really have brain organs?), a little pressure was applied: "My partner and I - although he has long disappeared - the first holy throne of [Sin Eater], have made a lasting vow."

“As long as the church is still providing me with food and nutrients, I have to use my own power to protect the interests of the church.”

"Insect, you..."

The Xia Gai 'interjected' and said, "It's C7 Jie! I have a code name! Code name!"

"A dull fiber plant! Please use the correct name!"

Letting the conversation between fantasy creatures and science fiction races is really "the tree lips are not right against the insect's mouth", which is very strange.

The Golden Demon Tree (Eldridge) was silent for two seconds, then continued to say, "C7Jie, you have occupied the mind of this priest and posed a potential risk to the interests of the church."

"Leave his brain right away, otherwise I..."

Under the bare tree, an ordinary human believer was surprised to find,

It seems that the high-purity gold ‘oint oil’ flowing down from the [Three Character Knot] - the temperature is gradually increasing? It is getting hotter and hotter?

The ordinary human believer was overjoyed and thought it was the "holy tree" that responded to his prayer for atonement.

The believer continued to kneel down and worship the "holy tree".

And, becoming more pious.

"Follow! I have not harmed the interests of the church!" c7 Jie sincerely 'shoulder' in his brain waves, "In fact, I did better than him! His efficiency is not as good as mine!"

The Golden Demon Tree was silent for a few seconds, then slowly said, "What does it mean?"

"You are not a human being, you are a foreigner. What does the church have to do with you?"

Xia Gai Demon Clock (codenamed c7 Jie) immediately refuted: "Because humans are not efficient in their work!"

"Three years and three years! I have all served as the chief priest of the monastery!"

"I will be promoted to the bishop of the district for more than three years!"

"I do more hard and arduous work in the human church than the tasks of my own ethnic group!"

"Don't believe it? Eldridge, you can entrust the Cardinal or the Grand Knight of the Heretic Inquisition - I know that the upper class of the church can communicate with you, but humans need to speak with their mouths - entrust them to inquire at the Shouyan Court (the data statistics department of the Holy City) to check the tax situation of the Cartel Diocese over the past six years, the number of pious believers, the scale of the monastery field, the lord's attitude towards the monastery, etc.! Let's see if the interests of the church are lost? Or have they increased!"

If the Golden Demon Tree had facial expressions, Shi would have been extremely embarrassed at this time.

An extraterrestrial insect that encroached on the brains of human priests told Xiong with a verbal verbal wisely that it is more capable than human priests?

Well, if you compare the story of Gu Huang Xia Jiezhai from Terra Blue Star, it is probably -

[The real monster has become a fake monk, and its business level is high, and the temple's annual financial report is getting better and better],

——Absurd, but logical.

The brain waves of the Golden Demon Tree (Eldridge) seem puzzled: "C7Jie, how did you do it?"

"Aren't you encroaching on the brain of this human being to satisfy the conspiracy or desires of your own ethnic group?"

Xia Gai Demon Clock (c7 Jie) sent out a brain wave of 'Your wood is really stupid': "That's not a conflict!"

"What our ethnic group needs is [energy], and what these humans want is [gold]!"

"And as an agent worm, in order to complete the mission of the ethnic group, I need to allow human hosts to obtain generous social resources and rights status."

"Further, in order to enable this human host to gain a wealth of social resources and rights status, I have to complete the work he needs to perform as a human being."

"The same [ruling slave], the various operational plans and operating details of human beings are irrational, inefficient, and have the opposite effect."

"In various ruling fields such as brainwashing, sustainable taxation, land planning, release of slave desire for riot, production efficiency iteration, etc., our ethnic group is more rational, more efficient and more perfect than humans!"

"I help the church to gain efficient benefits in the parish of Cartel! I provide revival resources to the race with the help of my host identity!"

"These two things do not conflict!"

Eldridge: "Uh...you...I..."

The brain wave channel is silent again,

The brain circuits of both sides are basically on two planets.

Too embarrassing, it's better to shut up.

So, in the [religious building complex] hand-made by humans that shine due to the sun, the golden demon tree and the alien demon insect "glided with big eyes" and "smart" each other.

After a stalemate for a while, the unmanned silence was broken by the Golden Demon Tree.

"I find it hard to understand your thoughts, just as humans can't understand mine." Wu concluded, "Oh, whatever you want, at least in previous exchanges, you have proved that you have made outstanding contributions to the current interests of the church."

Eldridge is very powerful and is one of the trump cards of the church [Atonement Lord].

At such a close distance, if Ji wants to kill C7 Jie,

It's as simple as killing a bug!

(Ahem, a pun joke)

"C7jie, the representative of extraterrestrial insects."

On Eldridge's body, the high-purity gold 'oint oil' flowing down slowly lowered the temperature.

"I will not vent my anger to you, because you are a [good] existence to the church-for now."

"Then, tell me the strange alien group."

"What are you going to discuss when you find me?"

Xia Gai Demon Clock (c7 Jie) passed a "image record" to the Golden Demon Tree through brain waves.

(Well, it's probably similar to transmitting small movies through wifi Bluetooth, which is almost the same principle)

Eldridge received the 'image record', confirmed that it was non-toxic, no Trojans, and then started watching:

A girl in black and white clothes with a white hair and black pupils with a sick and delicate temperament said hello to the "camera" in an alchemy workshop full of mosaics (harmonious regulations).

"Hi~ The golden tree mulberry of the church~ Do you still remember me?"

"Woo, hundreds of years have passed, you probably have forgotten someone. Now, have you forgotten it? Now?"

"It's okay, just treat it as a new understanding of each other~"

If the Golden Demon Tree has facial expressions, then it must be-

Subway, elderly, mobile phone.jpg

Too shocking and speechless for a moment.

The black and white girl who calls herself [Fran] showed a sick smile in the "image record",

"Oh, the golden tree mulberry, the holy city is full of gold. You can go wherever you want. You only need to bask in the sun every day and eat the mental power (brain waves) of the devout believers. Occasionally chat with this holy saint is like completing the work - life is very leisurely now, right?"

"However, your current rhizome depth has probably been tightly controlled by the church to about 500 meters?"
To be continued...
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