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Chapter 274: What Heaven Sees, a Group of Old Friars(1/2)

Although it is said that one day in heaven and one year on earth, Xu Luo did not feel this way when he was in heaven. He felt that this time was the same as that on earth.

In the afternoon, Xuannv came to the God of Wealth Mansion to look for him.

Wearing a phoenix crown and a lavender palace dress, Xuannv looks more dignified and elegant, with bulging bulges that tremble when she walks.

This is the bungee that young people like to play.

"You're finally here, take me out for a walk." Xu Luo, who was already bored, couldn't wait to step forward and take Xuannv's little hand and walk out.

Xuannv warned: "You must not be too affectionate with me outside, otherwise you will be reported."

She and Cupid were relegated to the human world because they were reported for having an office romance.

She didn't want to score twice.

"Don't worry, I understand. It's more exciting to do it secretly." Xu Luo laughed, pulled her into his arms and hugged her, resting his chin on her shoulders.

Both hands are never idle.

Xuannv struggled for a moment before letting him go, and said with a blushing face: "I can't wait for when the plan for Guanyin will be implemented."

This woman's heart is a bit dark. She can't bear to see that Guanyin is spotless after she has fallen. She has to drag her down. She is more active than Xu Luo in this regard.

"The plan is cancelled." Xu Luo said calmly.

Xuannv turned her head and asked, "Why?"

"Because if my plan goes well, there won't be so much trouble at all." Xu Luo looked at her red mouth close at hand, lowered his head and kissed her.

When he absorbs the blood of hundreds of immortals, no one in heaven or on earth will be able to defeat him. He can become the Jade Emperor and just include Guanyin in his harem. She will still be able to defy God's will.

Xu Luo couldn't wait to become the Hunjun.

"Oh, that's disgusting." Xuannv rolled her eyes at him and turned her head away, asking, "What's your plan? What's your plan? Are you still hiding it from me?"

"How could it be? I have everything to teach you." Xu Luo Gu Zuo said, and then ended the topic: "Okay, take me out for a walk. I'm not familiar with Heaven. I'm afraid I will break into some forbidden places.

."

Only the God of Windfall is worthy of his trust.

Of course, they couldn't tell her their plans, after all, it would be over if even a little bit of news about this kind of thing leaked.

He is a treacherous traitor.

"Humph, if you don't say it, don't say it. What's the big deal." Xuannv curled her lips, broke away from Xu Luo's arms, fastened her belt and said, "Let's go."

Xu Luo rubbed the remaining warmth on his fingertips, it was so poetic, and then followed Xuannv out.

"This is the Queen Mother's peach garden. It's full of fairy peaches, but except for the peach garden, you can't usually eat them." Flying in the sky, Xuannv pointed to a large peach garden below, pursed her red lips and said.

Xu Luo put his hands behind his back, acting like a veteran cadre going to the countryside to inspect: "I will let you eat it every day from now on."

"Hey, you think this is to eat you." Xuan Nu drove a little faster, but her face turned red after she finished speaking.

Xu Luo complained mercilessly: "You are as blushing as a bubble teapot, but you still think you are a pure and pure fairy? You are already an old Si Ji, stop pretending to be innocent."

"Bah! This fairy has magic power, I can be a virgin every day!" Xuan Nu held her fair jade neck.

Xu Luo's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Then, wouldn't it be possible for me to do it every day..."

"Get out!" Xuannv dismissed his idea, and then took him to the next place: "This is Yue Lao's residence. Hey, did you see it? The old man with a white beard holding the red thread below is Yue Lao."

"Go down and have a look." Xu Luo said, and before Xuan Nu responded, he flew down first: "Yue Lao."

"Ouch!" Yue Lao, who was concentrating on pulling the red thread, was startled by the sudden voice. He looked back at Xu Luo with a puzzled expression: "You are..."

There was no Xu Luo in his memory.

"He is the new God of Wealth." Xuannv floated down and stood next to Xu Luo to introduce.

"Has the former God of Wealth been replaced?" Yue Lao mourned in silence for the former God of Wealth, and then smiled and congratulated: "Congratulations, I will be an official in the same dynasty from now on, and we will come and go often."

"I'm a newbie here, and I need to be taken care of by Yue Lao." Xu Luo said, walking up to the pile of red lines: "This is the marriage line of the world."

"Yes, this is a male, and this is a female." Yue Lao pointed to two stones, then picked up a red thread and showed Xu Luo: "Put the male end into the female, and it will

The lead is ready."

After inserting it, he slapped his forehead again and said: "It's over, it's over, I inserted it wrong again, these two are brothers and sisters!"

Xu Luo: "…………"

Someone in this world is going to Germany to see an orthopedic surgeon.

Therefore, a small mistake made by a deity at work will cause great harm to mortals.

"After get off work, why don't we have dinner together?" Yue Lao simply expressed regret and then acted as if nothing had happened.

Xu Luo pointed to the red line he just pulled wrongly and asked, "This one is wrong, don't you need to change it back?"

"What should I change? I'm too lazy to change it. This means that God's will is like this." Yue Lao didn't take it seriously. He already got off work and why did he still work overtime? He invited Xu Luo: "Let's go and have tea first. I'll leave the work for tomorrow."

One day in the sky and one year on the earth. Waiting for you to change it tomorrow, the brother and sister in the mortal world are already holding a baby.

Today's Heavenly Court is really too lax. Xu Luo decided to become the Jade Emperor to change this situation of laziness and malfeasance in politics. It's really unreasonable to just fish every day without fear of losing your job.

Well, when the time comes, he will be the only one in the whole heaven who can loosen up, and everyone else will be rolled up for me.

996 is nothing, he wants to formulate 007!

"Well, Yue Lao, please do your work first, and we won't disturb your work." Xu Luo and Xuannv said goodbye and left.

The two visited several more places, and finally came to the Moon Palace. As soon as they got closer, they heard the sound of hammering down trees. Because it was so deserted here, the sound of felling trees was particularly obvious.

I saw a young man with a bare upper body, showing off his muscular body, holding an ax and chopping a laurel tree.

"He is Wu Gang, a lumberjack who specializes in cutting laurel. Most buildings in heaven are built with laurel." Xuannv pointed at the young man and introduced.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Ah?" Xu Luo was stunned, then blinked and asked: "In myths and legends, he was not punished here because he made a mistake.

Cut down trees?”

"Yes, he was demoted to a lumberjack because he made a mistake." Xuannv nodded matter-of-factly and further explained: "When he was playing Pai Gow with the Four Heavenly Kings, he was caught secretly changing cards.

, several people fought hard, and he cut off a pillar of the Jade Emperor's Palace, and then he was sent here to cut down the trees. He was asked to cut down all the laurels, but the laurels grew too long after they were cut, and he couldn't cut them all."

"The brand is not good." Xu Luo shook his head, and then asked curiously: "Then the four heavenly kings were not punished? After all, they took action after all."

"Of course, otherwise, why do you think the Four Heavenly Kings, with their famous names, would be reduced to looking at the gate?" Xuannv curled her lips and shrugged.

Xu Luo: "…………"

Good guy, that’s it.

The last time he was so speechless was the last time.

"Huh!" Wu Gang heard her words, glared at her angrily, and continued to cut down the tree with more force, as if he was cutting down Xuannv.

"I wonder who is chirping outside, it turns out it's Sister Xuannv who is back." A cold and ethereal female voice sounded, and a beautiful and graceful fairy flew out holding a rabbit.

"Long time no see. Wow, let me ravage your rabbit." Xuan Nu stared at the fluffy rabbit in Chang'e's arms with shining eyes. She went over to grab the ear and mentioned it in her arms, and then ravaged it fiercely.

The plump face of the Jade Rabbit was put into various expressions by Xuannv, and it looked as if it was hopeless.

Xu Luo stared at Chang'e's snow-white rabbit. He also wanted to rub it, but Chang'e would definitely not allow it.

"This is..." Chang'e tightened the tulle to cover her chest and looked at Xu Luo suspiciously.

If Wu Gang had looked at her like that, she would have scolded him with a cold face. But Xu Luo was so handsome, so she didn't mind. Instead, she was proud that she was old enough.

"Oh, I almost forgot." Xuannv, who was fascinated by the rabbit, then remembered that Xu Luo was still there, and quickly introduced Chang'e: "This is the new God of Wealth, Xu Luo."

"That's it." A look of surprise flashed in Chang'e's eyes, she pursed her lips and said with a smile, "I have seen the God of Wealth."

This is the first time in so many years that a god’s position has been occupied, so it’s inevitable to be surprised.

"Why don't you go in and sit down, just in time to try the sweet-scented osmanthus cake I made." Chang'e smiled and invited the two of them.

Xu Luo agreed: "Then don't bother me."

"Don't bother me. My moon palace is usually very cold, so it's rare for guests to come." Chang'e smiled charmingly, turned around and led the way.

Xuannv followed behind with the rabbit in her arms, and secretly sent a message to Xu Luo: "Don't think about this. Chang'e is famous for being aloof. Marshal Tianpeng, Jade Emperor, and Wu Gang have all tried to trick her, but none of them succeeded.

."

Heaven forbids immortals from falling in love.

But there is no prohibition on the dual cultivation of gods and immortals.

"No matter how cold a woman is, her body is still warm." Xu Luo responded without changing his expression.

Moreover, as for the Jade Emperor, Marshal Tianpeng, and Wu Gang, one of them looks better than the other, which is disappointing to the audience. How can they be compared with the handsome young man with a beautiful face?

"Then you should give it a try. She has been a widow for thousands of years and has not touched a man. She is very determined."

"If you want to think about the problem from another angle, it means that she has been dry for thousands of years and is easier to tease."

Xuan Nu actually thinks it makes sense.

The two followed Chang'e into the Moon Palace and took their seats. Then Chang'e ordered people to bring sweet-scented osmanthus stuffed rice and sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

Xu Luo feels that the greatest joy of being a god is to eat better than the food in the world. It is really delicious.
To be continued...
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