One hundred and fifty thousand miles cloudy and eye-catching
In order to eat peach blossoms and cross the river dragon, Wang Yan wanted to take Humeng as his disciple, but Humeng refused.
Wang Yan snorted, looked at Taotao, and thought about how delicious the peach blossoms crossing the river were. He swallowed again and said, "Do you know who I am? How many people in the world want to worship me as their teacher?"
Taotao hurriedly said, "I want to worship me, I can dress up as a man."
"no."
"I can't tell that I'm a woman after I dress up."
"no."
Yu Zhi stood up and bowed to Wang Yan: "I will no longer think about your unique light skills. I still have something to do, so I will leave you here."
Wang Yan said: "If you don't worship, you won't worship, but you still have to burn the snake for me, and you also want to burn the peach blossom crossing the river dragon you mentioned."
“烧蛇可以,你教我轻功.”
“男娃娃拜师就可以教.”
"You..." Taotao's eyes rolled: "Senior Wang, is your real name?"
Wang Yan snorted: "Of course it's true."
"Then... your light skills must be the most famous light skills in the world, "Empty-stop"?"
Shizuzhi was drinking the wine in the small pot. After hearing this, he squirted out all the wine. He looked at Taotao and knew that her "elusive" skills must have been made up for a temporary cliché.
Wang Yan handed over the snake in his hand: "Girl baby, please help me cook the cross-river dragon, I'll tell you immediately."
Taotao thought the snake was dirty and did not answer: "There is a way to eat snakes in my hometown, and you must have never tried it."
"Oh? What is it?"
"Tell me your name of light skills and I will tell you."
"You talk first!"
When Taotao saw him, he stuck out his tongue: "My hometown people traveled far away and often brought some millet. Later, someone ground the millet into powder, added water to boil it into rice soup, put it in a clay pot, added ginseng and red dates, and then sliced the snake meat into snake slices as thin as a cicada's wings, put it into boiled rice soup, and it was ready to eat it. The rice soup has rice but no rice, the ginseng is sweet, the red dates are sweet, the snake meat is tender and smooth, delicious without fishy, and it is also a delicious food in the world. Of course, special sauce is also needed. Only I can make this special sauce."
When Wang Yan heard this, he suddenly sat down and sighed: "I have loved eating snakes since I was a child, but I never thought that snakes could be eaten like this."
"Okay, it's up to you to tell me what your kung fu is called!"
Wang Yan suddenly twisted: "I told you, you are not allowed to become a disciple, and you are not allowed to force yourself to marry me!"
Taotao and Yuzhi looked at each other, Taotao burst out laughing, looking at Wang Yan up and down, seeing that he had a serious expression, it was not like making a falsification: "Why did you tell me the name of this kung fu? I insisted on becoming a disciple and marrying him.
you?"
Seeing Taotao's face sarcastic, Wang Yan blushed and said, "My female apprentice, after hearing the name of this kung fu back then, he insisted on becoming a disciple and finally married me."
Taotao held back his smile: "Then what is your kung fu called?"
Wang Yan looked at Yu Zhi, then looked at Taotao. After a long struggle in his mind, he gently said four words: "Youmiao Shenxing."
"Youmiao Shenxing!" Tao Tao and Yu Zhi exclaimed at the same time: "Are you a person from Youmiao Palace?"
Wang Yan shook his head and asked strangely: "How come you two little babies have heard of Youmiao Palace?" He sighed again and said sadly: "I am not good at this, alas."
Seeing that he had a heavy expression, Shizushi asked, "What's wrong with you?"
"I won't say it anymore. It's really terrible for women to be cruel."
Lu Zhi and Tao Tao looked at each other, Lu Zhi said, "Okay, I won't ask anymore. Let's leave."
Wang Yan grabbed him and said, "No, you have to take me as your teacher. Otherwise, the girl will not burn the snake for me to eat."
陶陶点点头:“对啊,我不烧的.”
Wang Yan said with a sad face: "I have had a strange disease since I was a child. If I can't eat delicious dishes, I will feel heart, headache, and my whole body, and I will be exhausted until I die of exhaustion."
莼之忍俊不禁:“哪有这种病?”
Tao Tao said: "There are so many strange people in the world, beyond your imagination, and it is unknown if you really have this disease. You should worship him as your teacher."
莼之正色道:“我不拜.”
Taotao cursed the fool in his heart, raised his head and said to Wang Yan: "Then you should teach me! I'll pay my respects."
Wang Yan shook his head: "I lived to be thirty years old and only accepted one female apprentice, so I made a big fuss, causing bloody storms in the world. I must not accept female apprentice anymore."
Tao Tao and Yu Zhi were surprised when they heard this: This thin monster looks like they are sixty years old, but he himself said he is only thirty years old, and he is so good at light skills, why haven't he heard of this person in the world?
Taotao said: "Then you don't have any delicious snake meat!"
王炎表情悲伤:“是啊.”
Taotao said: "I'm really hungry and I'm going to find something to eat."
Wang Yan hurriedly handed over the dead snake in his hand: "Do you want to cook snake meat?"
陶陶摇头不接:“我去打只兔子去.”
Wang Yan took out the snake crown again: "Little brother, I'll give you this, please help me burn the snake again."
Seeing that Wang Yan looked at him with a gaze, Shizui shook his head and said, "I really don't have the heart to burn the snake. Just leave me."
Seeing that Luanzhi was determined, Wang Yan's expression changed: "You can't leave if I don't let you go."
When Shizuki saw him playing a scoundrel, he looked disgusted: "
让开.陶陶,黑叔,我们走.”
Wang Yan suddenly rotated quickly, instantly moved to Yu Zhi and Taotao, and reached out to hold the reins of the black horse.
Shizuzhi was shocked: his body was exactly the same as the night Yu Yao was stabbed by Tianbao, but his speed was faster. Could it be that Yu Yao, Zhuang Zhong, was not a person who could perform a desolate deity? He stood there in a daze, and his mind was like a flash of lightning streaking across the dark field. He felt vaguely that this series of seemingly unrelated events seemed to be an extremely huge conspiracy! He sighed at the moment: "I'll cook it for you, but you want to tell me about your female apprentice."
At this moment, the three of them found a shelter place to make fire and burn snakes. This time, the water chestnut still used wine, because there was no village or shop in front, and there was no material available. The little snake was too small this time, and Wang Yan ate it all in a few seconds, but he was still unsatisfied: "I'll catch two more snakes."
Taotao's stomach gushes again, pouting and saying, "We are all hungry, two snakes may only be enough for you to eat."
After Wang Yan ate, his dough was shining: "Then I'll grab two more to give you food."
Taotao sat by the fire: "Go quickly, go quickly, I'm really hungry."
王炎咧嘴笑道:“好咧.”
Shizui sat down and twisted the fire with branches: "You have just eaten your fill, so why don't you tell me what your female apprentice is doing before going."
Taotao was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back. He was fighting the hunger and was about to find something to eat when he saw Wang Yan's words as a female apprentice, his eyelids twitched and he sat down.
Wang Yan sighed and said, "My disciple also met when he went to catch snakes. She was only eleven years old at that time and was born with a smart and beautiful woman, but her family was too poor, so she followed her father to catch snakes in Dali Country to sell snake gallbladder snakes and shed snake medicine. Life was very hard, and she walked a lot at night, and sooner or later she met ghosts..."
Taotao interrupted while covering her stomach, "Then she was bitten by a snake?"
Wang Yan shook his head: "Then her father died of illness. She sold herself to bury her father in the market. When I saw that she was pitiful, she could catch snakes, so she paid for money to bury her father and brought her back to Wuliang Mountain. At first, she was peaceful, she was very well-behaved and diligent. I really lived a good life. Later, she grew older and when she was fourteen years old, she asked me to accept her as her disciple..."
When Wang Yan recalled the past, he remembered something. The lines of his thin face became softer, and the light in his eyes became brighter and brighter. Taotao was fascinated by the hearing and thought that this person must have had a love affair with his female apprentice.
When Wang Yan said this, he suddenly stopped and said for a while: "It would be great if I hadn't accepted her as my disciple. I don't know how many people would die in the world."
"Did she use the Youmiao God you taught her to kill people?"
Wang Yan shook his head in pain: "If she is willing to kill them with pleasure, it will be a merit."
Chapter completed!