73, you are rude
While everyone was laughing, Dai Dan pointed at Li Xiang who was standing up and said, "Comrade Duxiu, Comrade Duxiu, stop looking at you, just sit back! Sit down! Don't stand there and show off your long legs, right?"
After Li Xiang sat back, Dai Dan immediately said to Lu Hua: "Teacher Lu, Teacher Lu, I suggest that when my brother performs later, will I come to play with him?"
Lu Hua: "Why? I'm not satisfied with a superstar?!"
"Give me a chance."
"Then you give me a reason."
"I found that my brother is very good at making funny things, and I want to be more photographed."
Lu Hua:-_-||
Zhu Mingyue made a report: "Teacher Lu, Mr. Lu, Dandan wants to steal your host position C. When you don't know that when you are not here, she often whispers on the stage alone, standing in position C, looking like she is still unsatisfied."
Dai Dan was worried that the boss would get angry and hurriedly said, "Teacher Lu, don't listen to Teacher Zhu's sow discord. I think so. I think you are one of the best people in our country to host the host. You are already in a bottleneck period. Without enough pressure, you can't break through, so I'm actually helping you."
"I thank you."
"No thanks, this is what I should have done."
Zhu Mingyue and Xue Lei smiled at the two old foxes with sweet mouths and abdomen.
The performance between Zhao Qiran and Xu Zitong has ended. Zhao Qiran was snatched away by Zhu Mingyue's group, and Xu Zitong fell into Dai Dan's arms.
Next, the big screen continued to flash, and what came out was Li Xiang and the hours.
Dai Dan jumped up excitedly, shouted ok, and pointed at Li Xiang: "Just wait for you, come on baby~"
Lu Hua, Zhu Mingyue and Xue Lei covered their faces one after another, they were all women.
"What do you mean? Open your face, look at me, look at us, are you envious?" Dai Dan said dissatisfied.
Lu Hua waved his hand: "No, no, I didn't envy you. We just got into the sand. OK, okay, let's take a look at the role of my brother. Well, which one is it? Wow - it's Yu Jun in the most popular TV series "Beast Country" this year."
Dai Dan laughed and said, "It's Yu Jun's beast man."
Zhu Mingyue asked Li Xiang: "Brother, can you hold this role?"
Li Xiang loosened the two buttons on his shirt, but a simple movement caused a scream from the audience.
"I can!"
Lu Hua: "That's fun, Dandan, go quickly."
Dai Dan moved a chair to the stage. She sat on it, folded her legs and pretended to be a lady. Zhu Mingyue used to slander: "Hey~ don't do this, it's easy to do, and it's not sincere at all."
Dai Dan smiled and glanced at him, then said to Li Xiang: "Come on, brother."
Lu Hua reminded: "Dandan, please be at ease. Our program is suitable for both young and old. Don't cut off more than half of our audience, the director will yell in the headset."
Li Xiang looked at the teleprompter in the stands, and how he looked at it, he deliberately suppressed his voice and said in a deep voice.
"sister,
Your face is mine,
Your eyes are mine,
Your nose is mine,
Your cherry mouth is mine, too
And your fair neck,
Your plump breasts,
Your strong long legs,
Sister, can I get you?
I must get you!"
After finishing the line, there were screams from the audience.
Li Xiang wanted to retreat, but found that he could not move. He looked down and Dai Dan, who was unwilling to be lonely, pulled him down and refused to let him go.
Zhu Mingyue smiled and said, "This woman with her own BGM is adding drama to herself again."
Dai Dan wanted to laugh, but he held back and said in a coquettish tone: "You say it again."
After thinking about it, Li Xiang seemed to be just one of the few words to be more reserved. The other words involved certain parts of the body, so it was hard to say, so he said tactfully: "Sister, can I get you?"
Dai Dan continued to say coquettishly: "You hate it, you are rude~"
Li Xiang turned his eyes and said seriously: "Sister, can I get you?"
Puchi ~
Dai Dan laughed directly.
Lu Hua and Zhu Mingyue stomped their feet with a smile, and even Su Rui, who was not taciturn, was laughing.
Li Xiang quickly left Dai Dan, touched her pocket for a while, and walked to Lin Qingwu: "Sister Qingwu, do you have a tissue? Wipe my face."
Lin Qingwu smiled even more happily when she heard this and hurriedly buried her face.
Zhu Mingyue laughed: "I have it, I have it, I will wipe your face. It's so pitiful, it's all Dandan's saliva."
Dai Dan ran over while laughing, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, brother, I'll wipe it for you."
Roll up your sleeves and wipe your face.
Li Xiang hurriedly blocked him. This was too enthusiastic, so he wiped him with his sleeve.
Xue Lei pulled Dai Dan away and advised: "Dandan, you'd better sit down."
After a while, the scene recovered and the game continued. Finally, everyone was divided into groups and started the formal group PK.
Lu Hua: "The game we want to play is called "Youth Comes to Answer Questions". Both teams are all on the stage and are divided into 6 groups, one person is responsible for answering questions, and one person is responsible for being smashed by a pot falling from the sky. The center of the stage will hang three microphones from the sky. Only the three people who grab the microphone can answer the questions, and only the group that answers the questions correctly can not be smashed by the pot. Therefore, if our teenagers want heroes to save the beauty, they must work hard to answer the questions."
Although it is not good to let a girl get hit by a pot, this is the show. Today's guests are idol Qizi, so as hosts, Lin Qingwu, Dai Dan and Xue Lei have all become reserves for being hit by a pot.
Behind Li Xiang was the shy Xu Zitong, who was partnering with them, who had 7 people, but only 6 people were in groups, and one person had to be alone.
Zhu Mingyue said: "I think my brother and Zi are very good at partnering with each other."
Xu Zitong became even more shy, "It's okay, Li Xiang is more versatile."
Lu Hua said: "Okay, please listen to the question carefully. The first one is math problems."
He glanced at the people who were attentive to listen to the topic and continued: "The little rabbit holds a party, the little white rabbit, the little gray rabbit and the little black rabbit are coming, and the little black rabbit is leaving again. At this time, a nest of ants came, they are connected in a string, counting 18, and then two are gone. The little black rabbit comes with the little black rabbit. Later, the little black rabbit leaves again. May I ask - the door has opened several times, please answer!"
Everyone rushed over and went to the center of the stage to grab the microphone hanging in the air. Although Li Xiang was half a beat slower, he jumped up and got a microphone because he was tall enough, and the other two were grabbed by Zhao Qiran and hours.
Lu Hua said: "The first time you get it, and the time you answer first."
Although I grabbed the microphone in the hours, I was a little confused.
Dai Dan smiled and said, "Did you not understand the question you asked yet? You asked how many times the door has been opened. It's not about how many small animals you have, nor about how many little rabbits you have, hahaha~"
The number of hours is Zhu Mingyue's group, and he is the opponent of Dai Dan.
The hours have forgotten what the question said. It’s too long. I didn’t calculate the answer when I listened to the question. It’s a bit unrealistic to expect to perform on the spot. He struggled for a while and said blindly: “5 times!”
Lu Hua: "Are you sure?"
Hours can only bite the bullet and say, "Confirm!"
Lu Hua: "Okay, let's listen to the answers of Li Xiang and Qiran. Brother, how many times have you?"
Li Xiang: "6 times!"
"Are you sure?"
"Can you only give me one answer?"
"Of course, do you have a few answers?"
"There are many possibilities in the question that is not rigorous."
Lu Hua:-_-||
Dai Dan smiled at Lu Hua and said, "Teacher Lu, if you are not serious about your questions, our contestants have taken advantage of the loopholes."
Lu Hua: "Brother, you only need to give an answer. You will explain later. As long as the explanation is clear, I will recognize that you are right."
“Those 6 times.”
"Okay, where is Qiran?"
“8 times!”
"Are you sure?"
"Sure."
"Okay, why did you tell me 8 times?"
"Little white rabbit once, little gray rabbit once, little black rabbit once, little black rabbit once, little black rabbit left again, another time, ants came, once, and then two were gone, and another time, the little black rabbit came with the little black rabbit, and once, and then the little black rabbit left again, another time, a total of 8 times."
Lu Hua: "The little white rabbit, little gray rabbit and the little black rabbit came together, so it can only be counted as one time, not three times, so you were wrong. Li Xiang, how did your 6 times come from?"
Li Xiang: "The little white rabbit, little gray rabbit and the little black rabbit once, and the others are the same as Qi Ran, a total of 6 times."
"It makes sense, you are right. What about the hours?"
The hours were confused and the explanation was unclear, and finally the error was judged.
In this way, Li Xiang won the first round of the game. Except for Xu Zitong, everyone else would be hit by the pot that fell from the sky.
Dai Dan screamed, covering his head with both hands, and the pot fell from the sky, and a light bang.
Lin Qingwu also covered her head. Although she knew it would not hurt, she was worried and scary because she couldn't see it.
But she covered her head and waited for a while but couldn't see the pot coming down. When she looked up, she saw Li Xiang standing in front of her and smiling at her. Her hands blocked not far from her head, blocking the pot that was supposed to be smashing her head.
Lu Hua said enviously: "Wow—Our brother is so warm. We are helping the small five-stand pots that are not the same group!"
Chapter completed!