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848, how should I chat with my girlfriend

Li Dan told Li Xiang that the 24-hour viewing volume of the first episode "Tucao Conference" was 20 million. Although it was among a number of variety shows, it was a very good result for a freshman program.

He called Li Xiang to report the good news. Li Xiang said, "Don't be proud, this is the beginning. The first episode is good, but it's just good. It's still early to be popular. If you don't go forward, you will retreat. The first episode attracted everyone's attention. The next episode must ensure the quality, otherwise the on-demand volume will not only not increase, but may also drop significantly. Especially as a creative director and host, don't be proud and stay humble. If you have a husky, don't imagine that you are a wolf. If you can't hunt, eat dog food. Do you understand?"

Li Dan said: "I understand! The honest words are unpleasant. Although your words are unpleasant, the truth is that it makes me want to come and beat you."

Li Xiang said: "So at this time, I can't let you come over. Only by maintaining this motivation can you go further and go to the next level. By the way, has the sponsor been attracted?"

Li Dan said: "You are right. If I want to slap you in the face, I must speak with my grades and not physically subdue you. So don't worry, I won't go to fight you, but in the afternoon I went to block Hongying Kindergarten. Dou Dou is your sister. I will punch you two first and let out a few breaths. The sponsor has not yet been reached, but a merchant has come to contact you on his own initiative."

Li Xiang said: "Dou Dou is also your sister. If you can do it, just go to. What business? You must make sure that there is no sponsor and a program cannot go far. Penguin Video can't always pay for money."

Li Dan said: "Dou Dou is my cousin, your own sister. She punched her and she lost 1,000 points of blood. You feel sorry for 800 points. I feel sorry for 600 points at most. After all, I made a profit. I look down on that merchant, sell diapers. Can this make them name? If I say, "Welcome to the "Tucao Conference" which is named by Dou Dou brand diapers, I will not make people laugh? I really don't know what this merchant is thinking, but I actually think of the title "Tucao Conference". Is it really my popularity?"

Li Xiang said: "Maybe they think you speak like peeing, making people feel sad (sheep)."

Someone on the other end of the phone was calling Li Dan. Li Dan said, "I have to accompany Xiaomu to the library. This girl has been crazy recently. She reads and studies at home, and always runs to the library when she goes out, and she has a second spring of learning. I'm dead. I've received your congratulations and admiration. Thank you, Li Xiaoxiang."

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Li Xiang opened Weibo, forwarded "Tucao Conference", and reposted it on Douyin again. Although Li Dan was so mean, he deserved a beating, but he still needed help.

He saw many private messages on Douyin, most of whom came to ask what the background music in the advertisement "Can't Speech" was and when the source of the sound was released.

The song "Can't Open the Mouth" has been recorded, but Li Xiang didn't plan to upload it now. He found a video from his phone, which was the story of Shishi at home last time. "The Little Princess Beats the Bad Box Dragon". Shishi is the little princess and Dou Dou is the Bad Box Dragon.

He thought about it and posted the video on Douyin account with a smirk, writing it: Teacher Xiao Li starts telling stories, knock on the blackboard, sit down, stop talking! The story is called "The Little Princess Beats the Bad Boy Dragon". Who is the one who plays the Bad Boy Dragon?

This account now only has two contents posted. The first is the advertisement for "Can't Open" and the second is "The Little Princess Beats the Bad Boy Dragon".

As soon as he posted it, he clicked it and read it. He laughed and left a message to himself: My sister's speech was vivid and interesting, and my sister's performance was miserable. I am going to apply for the two of them to perform interest classes. Children who are interested in being accompanying them, please raise your hands.

He posted a few times and saw a message showing "The person you follow" which read: Me, me, me, and I~ with a little monkey and a raised hand expression.

This is Huang Youyi's little fool.

Li Xiang immediately sent a private message to her: "Filial piety is commendable, love is over time, my sister-in-law will like you, come on."

Huang Youyi: "I am the little princess, and Dou Shishi is my little book boy."

Li Xiang: "My sister-in-law immediately turned against you."

Huang Youyi: "I secretly told them that I am the little princess. You are my little book boy."

Li Xiang: "I'm still young?"

Huang Youyi: "You are a petty boy."

Li Xiang: "Why am I being cautious?"

Huang Youyi: "You warn me that I am not allowed to be a deskmate with boys during class."

Li Xiang: "This is the reason."

Huang Youyi: "Why is this the reason?"

Li Xiang: "From elementary school to junior high school to high school, my deskmates have always been boys, and they have always been Li Dan, which has ruined my youth. When I arrived at university, the boys in the dormitory were always the first to sit next to me, saying that I was liked by girls, and everyone would look at wherever I sat. Girls who looked down on me might fall in love with him. So, if I don't be a deskmate with girls, you can't be a deskmate with boys."

Huang Youyi posted a burst of laughter and wrote: "How many times have you ever had a relationship in high school?"

When Li Xiang saw this sentence, he immediately felt the faint murderous aura between the lines and replied: "You kept calling me a fool. I admit that I am indeed a fool, because you are my first love. I don't know how to make you happy, you are clumsy."

Huang Youyi hid in the room and laughed for a while before returning: "You hesitated for 10 seconds just now, tell me what you were thinking in the past 10 seconds."

Li Xiang: "I'm thinking, you are the first to reply to me. Everyone clicked in and saw, huh, Huang Youyi, why did she interact so actively with Li Xiang? Is there any hidden information? Everyone will definitely doubt this."

Huang Youyi: "Everyone will think, huh, is Li Xiang chasing Huang Youyi ~ Huang Youyi is a national girl, how could Li Xiang want to eat swan meat?"

Li Xiang gritted his teeth and replied: "Li Xiang has eaten swan meat."

Huang Youyi replied with a bloody knife.

Li Xiang replied again: "I still want to eat it after eating."

Huang Youyi: "Dream you!"

Li Xiang: "I want to eat for the rest of my life, so I can have a dream for the rest of my life."

Huang Youyi: "Pinch your face and wake you up soon."

Li Xiang: "I will go to Yuezhou the day after tomorrow and send you my face to pinch you, and I will pinch you whatever I want."

Huang Youyi posted a excited little girl's expression and replied: "Really? Pinch whatever you want? Don't you fight back?"

Li Xiang: "I will definitely not fight back. Anyway, I feel sorry for you. Besides, I can't beat you."

Huang Youyi: "Hmph!"

Li Xiang looked through Douyin's message and wrote: "Many people left messages. Sure enough, I found you and asked if we knew each other. I asked if we were aware of each other. How should I answer so that I can avoid being beaten?"

Huang Youyi laughed and then wrote: "Just say I am your little sister."

Li Xiang: "Over it~too much! You are only 18 years old this year, I am 19!"

Huang Youyi: "I'm 19 soon."

Li Xiang: "Isn't that 19 yet? I'm already 19, call me brother."

Huang Youyi: "Then you reply to everyone, I am your idol, and you especially admire me."

Li Xiang: "You think beautifully, I only admire myself."

Huang Youyi: "Stupid! Then do you only love the shadows in the water?"

Li Xiang: "There is no doubt...I only love you."

Huang Youyi paused for a moment, hid in the room alone and smiled for a while before replying: "Just say that, I am your idol, go and reply, and you will be limited to 1 minute."

Li Xiang immediately replied to everyone: "I especially like volleyball. The Chinese women's volleyball team is the pride of the whole people, and Youyi is my idol."

He looked through everyone's messages. In just a few minutes, Bixin had exceeded 400,000, with 50,000 messages, and the number of reposts that had always been low reached more than 10,000.

"Is Shishi's nickname called Teacher Xiao Li? It's true that he has the style of a teacher and speaks vividly."

"It turns out that Shishi is called Teacher Xiao Li. Teacher Xiao Li's story is well told, but it's too gentle."

"It's not gentle at all, okay? Dou Dou was beaten to the ground and rolled on the ground, screaming in pain."

"Dou Dou is a drama actress, so don't worry about her."

"As soon as Dou Dou rolled around, I couldn't help laughing."

"I want to take it away."

"How can you be so cute? Two more."

“It looks so good.”

"It's ten thousand times better than Li Xiang."

"Compared with my sisters, Li Xiang can't see it."

"Not only looks good, but also cute and quirky."

"Please don't post anything else to this account in the future, just post it to the younger sisters."
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