Chapter 1806: You can conquer the hall, you can conquer the battlefield

Author: Microleaf Wutong

Chapter 1806: You can conquer the hall, you can conquer the battlefield

Ever since she was a child, Ji Xiaoge has been a warm-hearted and good girl. Although this may not be an advantage, there are few people who don't like a energetic girl with an excellent personality, let alone a energetic and beautiful girl.

Of course, the energetic girl also has many shortcomings, such as being a bit stubborn at times, not good at thinking about more than two things at the same time, being willful when she is in a bad mood, and liking to cook for others.

It is worth mentioning that in most cases, liking to cook for others, especially cooking for others with good intentions, cannot be called a shortcoming.

but--

At least in the vast majority of people...or to put it bluntly, in the eyes of everyone except Ji Xiaoge's father, no matter what the starting point is, Ji Xiaoge likes to cook for others, and even likes the cooking itself.

, is a huge flaw that can cover up its absolute appearance.

We have also mentioned before that for acquaintances of young girls, the label of 'antisocial cooking' is much stronger than the impression of 'super pretty girl'. To give a more intuitive example, whether it is Kang

Lan, Wan Yang or Cui Xiaoyu all looked at this girl frequently when they first met Ji Xiaoge. Now that they have become familiar with each other, when they get together, their eyes have changed to the one between 'Ji Xiaoge' and 'Ji Xiaoge'

The 'kitchen' is constantly switching between the two places, for fear that if someone is not careful, the former will slip in and harm the world.

In Kang Lan's words - our Xiaoge's appearance can make people forget all their worries, but her cooking can make people completely forget what she looks like.

By the way, even though he said this very implicitly, he was still beaten by Ji Xiaodao afterwards. But everyone knows that Xiaodao beat people not because Kang Lan was talking nonsense, but because he was talking nonsense.

The truth.

So the question is, is Ji Xiaoge really unaware of his craftsmanship that is almost impossible to explain scientifically?

The answer is of course no. In fact, although Ji Xiaoge is extremely passionate about cooking, she has actually known since her Loli days that what she cooks is not very appetizing to most people.

It may even be slightly...dangerous.

In fact, even though Ji Xiaodao in the Loli era was very sensible, after eating the handmade biscuits that his sister gave him as a treasure, his immune system alarmed him and his fever reached 38 degrees 6 within five minutes.

She didn't say a word, but her mother, who passed down her cooking skills to her without reservation and had a very upright outlook on life, still told Ji Xiaoge the truth after thinking for a long time.

If we sum up the long conversation between mother and daughter that night, we can probably understand it as - I don’t know whether other people need money to cook, but cooking is life-saving for us two.

Although Loli Ge was already considered sensible at the time, she did not immediately understand how serious the matter was because she was still at that innocent age, so she did not cry, but secretly made up her mind to make something that could bring people peace of mind.

Delicious food that makes my sister happy.

It's a pity that ideals are full and reality is skinny. Although Ji Xiaoge has 120% of ordinary people's enthusiasm and hard work, her talent in cooking is appalling. She is more like her father than in this aspect. As long as she looks at it,

My sister can learn the basics of a dish by just taking a few bites. Like her mother, Ji Xiaoge, who is not acquainted with the kitchen, can hardly complete any food other than formulaic dishes.

The so-called formula cooking is relatively rigorous, with detailed instructions for each step, such as 'Put the eggs in the pot → Let the water just cover the eggs → Cover the lid → Turn on the fire → Wait for 95 seconds to turn off the heat after the water boils

→Use a slotted spoon to take out the eggs and place them in cold water for 65 seconds. This is the formula for boiling eggs in boiled water. If strictly followed, even Ji Xiaoge can make food that tastes normal and can be swallowed.

In other words, in addition to the 'mechanical method' that has been strictly proven to be feasible and faithfully recorded, as long as Ji Xiaoge has any 'autonomous consciousness' during the cooking process, the finished product will become undisputed

'The big failure'.

This is very abnormal, because everyone actually has subtle differences when cooking, and these differences give the same dishes different styles and tastes. It is really outrageous to say that free use of food will inevitably lead to bad consequences.

Both Ji Xiaoge and her mother have the above-mentioned maddening qualities. In the latter's words, before she ran out to live independently and met the sisters' father, she was the only one who dared to make it for herself.

The best thing is to soak instant noodles, and even cooking instant noodles is easy to do.

Ji Xiaoge, who was in junior high school at the time, said decisively: "This is unscientific!"

"Yes, this is unscientific."

At that time, the beautiful mother, who felt distressed and helpless, just stroked her daughter's beautiful long hair and said helplessly: "But this is very metaphysical."

"metaphysics?"

The confused Zhong Er Ge blinked, then made a super cute pose, tilted his head and said: "Is the Evil King's true eye the strongest?"

"It's the strongest!"

The mother, who was impressed by her baby's cuteness, nodded vigorously and also made a cool pose.

"Um……"

The short-haired girl who had just gone downstairs to feed the cat and then stepped into the bedroom frowned: "I seem to have come at the wrong time."

"No, you came just in time!"

The middle two pigeons who were posing immediately pounced on their sister. Ten minutes later, Ji Xiaodao was already dressed up in an age-appropriate look by her excited sister and her mother who came to join in the fun, such as being covered in bandages (

Rolling paper), the lips were painted a cool black color, and super magical gothic eye shadow was added, the concentration was simply off the charts.

As for the topic of metaphysics, it was shelved in the corner of Ji Xiaoge's memory, until she had no choice but to cut her hair short, and her sister who originally had short hair grew her hair long for her. Now that they are both college students, Ji Xiaoge

Xiao Ge has never thought about whether his cuisine is really related to 'metaphysics'.

But in fact, the so-called metaphysics has never been far away from her.

For example, Cui Xiaoyu's luck can no longer be explained by the word "unlucky".

For example, Mo Tan's behavior is so outrageous that it feels like it involves the sense of direction of the law of cause and effect.

For example, Ji Xiaoge’s own beauty.

So if we put aside subjectivity and look at Ji Xiaoge's craftsmanship from a position that is infinitely close to God's perspective, then we can immediately draw a conclusion, that is - not scientific, but metaphysical.

As for the specific reason, it is the same as Cui Xiaoyu's luck and Mo Tan's sense of direction - there is no clue.

The only thing that is certain is that as the highest-ranking among the 'supermen', Ji Xiaoge's father will naturally not sit idly by if he can get rid of the 'metaphysics' in his daughter that is tantamount to a kitchen curse. So since she

The craftsmanship is becoming more and more intimidating, which proves that this is not an easy thing to solve.

But having said that, the reason why we think Ji Xiaoge’s cooking can kill people is mainly because everyone is exposed to her cooking results in the world view of [Innocence Boundary], but apart from the game, although this girl’s craftsmanship is still

It's very powerful, but things like exploding eggs, rice that can break through steel plates, and flying cakes that can blow hair and break hair still don't exist.

But the talent similar to "self-produced and self-sold" is also true in Ji Xiaoge.

To put it bluntly, the things she makes in reality usually have an extreme taste, but they are not toxic and will not kill people.

Ji Xiaoge himself is the kind of person who, although he knows what 'delicious' is, is not sensitive to the concept of 'unpalatable'. At best, he only thinks the taste is 'heavy' or 'weird'.

She also won't make the mistake of adding too much of a certain seasoning, so at least to herself, those dishes may not be considered 'delicious', but they are definitely 'edible'.

The same is true in the game. With the talent of [Self-produced and Self-sold], she will hardly be harmed by her own cooking. With more than 99% of the negative effects reduced, even many works that are frightening to others will not be affected by Ji Xiaoge.

It's just an ordinary dish.

Because of this, she is often unaware of her actions.

As the saying goes, 'Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you.' Most people would think that since the thing you make is so unpalatable, then wouldn't it be bad to bring it out to harm everyone? But for Ji, who has difficulty understanding the destructive power of these dishes.

As for Xiaoge, although she can rationally accept that her cooking is not suitable for most ordinary people (there are also special cases such as Anthony), she often forgets this emotionally. In the final analysis, this is not because she does not care about others.

It's just that she doesn't have that feeling in her head.

Of course, this does not mean that a young girl has no responsibility. In fact, for a girl like Ji Xiaoge, the more this happens, the easier it is for her to inadvertently do something with disastrous consequences.

If she is left to act recklessly, in the [Innocent Realm], a place where the destructive power of pigeon cuisine is unlimited, even Yaya and Jadeka may be reincarnated in advance.

Therefore, there had to be someone who could criticize and educate Ji Xiaoge ruthlessly, and after searching to no avail, Mo Tan had no choice but to take on this role himself and 'admonish' him every now and then.

Although Ji Xiaoge has never been taught a lesson by his father since he was a child, he has never said, "Even my father never said that about me." Instead, he is criticized and taught obediently every time, and he is always like those who remember to eat but not to be beaten.

Unlike Ya Ya and Wang Ba Gu, who is inherently mean-spirited, Ji Xiaoge really knows his mistakes and corrects them. Even if he cannot correct them all at once, he is still working hard to correct them.

So to this day, Ji Xiaoge has learned to confirm the lethality of any new works by eating them himself and seeing the effects. Those that are easy to kill people will be disposed of directly or put into the dangerous goods freezer, and those that are not easy to kill people will be given away.

He eats in silence or saves it for Wang Ba Dan to eat, and rarely harms others anymore.

By the way, the reason why I gave it to Mo is 'give you the right to criticize beautiful girls, but you have to pay the price of criticizing beautiful girls'. To put it simply, it is a taste test.

So the question is, why does Lujiang have tea eggs that are obviously his own when Ji Xiaoge basically only feeds Mo Tan and Wang Badan now?

The reason is very simple, that is, after countless improvements, [Fragmented Tea Egg for Humans·Change VII] has completely become a grenade suitable for all ages, non-toxic and harmless, full of color and fragrance, pure natural green and pollution-free grenade

Weapons.

After the improved version of the seventh type came out, all the food testers headed by Mo Tan, regardless of race, gender, age, players or NPCs, whether they have sensitive skin or not, did not suffer any side effects. Not only that, the guys in Cordoba

The younger sister, A Liang, who is currently working in Tianzhu Mountain, and other roadside stall enthusiasts are full of praise for it, and most of the NPCs, including Lu Wei and Fimiguer, who have never tasted it, also praise it.

The very positive comments made Ji Xiaoge almost cry with excitement.

After that, Ji Xiaoge, who rarely received positive feedback, immediately went crazy and started producing [Fragmented Tea Eggs for Humans·Change VII], especially when he printed the "Safe Consumption Instructions" and "Safety Instructions for Use"

》 After that, she sent out buckets one by one. Even Hao, who rarely showed up in daily life, was forced to buy two buckets by her. Players like Lujiang who had the luggage even packed six or seven buckets. As for Mo

Tan... He has been stuffed with an unknown amount of food. Except for the kind that must be preserved through special techniques, as long as it is the food produced by Ji Xiaoge, he will almost always have a portion in his bag.

To sum up, the subsequent development of the [criminal mock battle] is obvious.

To put it simply, Lu Jiang first served the NPCs four large trays of dishes that he had cooked with his own hands, and there were no problems at all. When it was the turn of the five players, in addition to the normal dishes, he also gave them extra

I bought half a basin of large and sufficient tea eggs, that is - [tea eggs in pieces for humans·modification VII].

Pay attention to the quantifier, it is half basin.

After that, it was easy to say that the captain of the "Innocent Forum Mood Zone Representative Team", the kindly Gyarados, completely violated the rules for eating eggs, and after habitually knocking the tea egg - the egg exploded
To be continued...