Chapter six hundred and seventy third: Crowe of resting vegetables(1/2)
Moving your index finger?
Is it ridiculous to move your index finger?
Crowe and the crow on his shoulder shuddered at the same time, and then saw the poor bird tilting its head and looking at Mo Tan for several seconds, and then let out a shrill "ga" and jumped towards the opposite window like lightning.
, and then hit the glass with a splat, and the whole bird slid down softly in the shape of a cross, flopped on the ground twice and then stopped moving.
"Um......"
Mo Tan held his chin and thought for a moment, then turned his head and blinked at Crow, who had a dull look on his face: "Suicide Chengren? You have a lot of backbone."
Crow gritted his teeth, turned his gaze to Weiyang, who was sweeping the floor while humming a tune, and said word by word: "The window was wiped too clean, No. 3 thought there was no glass there."
"Blame me Gu?"
Weiyang, who was cleaning 70% of the time online, pointed at himself innocently, then gently poked the raven with thin shadow energy flowing on his body with the broom, and asked: "I can clean this
What?"
Crowe narrowed his bright red eyes and glared viciously at the bird lying flat on the ground: "Stop pretending to be dead, you useless thing!"
"Gaqaq..."
Seeing the owner speak, the raven who recalled that two of his brothers died on the grill a few months ago finally stood up shivering, flapped its wings and flew back to Crow's shoulder, following
He lowered his head like an ostrich, and every feather on his body was trembling.
Mo Tan sucked his saliva, his eyes kept wandering between the wings of the bird on Crow's shoulder, the wing roots, wing tips, crow's paws, crow's neck, and crow's head. He raised his butt and moved the chair next to Crow.
, rubbed his hands vigorously: "Oh, he still pretends to be dead. He is such a smart boy. Come on, give me Kangkang."
After saying that, he reached out and touched the raven on Crow's shoulder.
"Don't come over here!"
The latter immediately jumped half a meter to the side, then suddenly pulled the raven on his shoulder and held it in his arms. He stared at Mo Tan's face full of appetite and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Don't come here!!"
Yu Ying, who was lying on the table next to the trash can not far away, held her cheek and smacked her lips: "Tsk, the child was scared away."
"Hey, why are you so stingy?"
Mo Tan slowly approached Crowe, raised his arm and touched the corner of his mouth, smiling harmlessly: "It's just healthy, I don't know how to bake it... uh, I don't know how to eat it raw.
"
"Because you wanted to bake it, asshole!!"
Crow was so frightened that he staggered back while Man Liang looked at Jun Wu in fear: "Just take care of him! Isn't he your uncle!"
Jun Wufeng smiled lightly and flicked the frame: "It's none of my business."
Crow, who was gradually forced into a corner by Mo Tan, became desperate. He looked down at the trembling 'No. 3' in his arms and choked up: "I'm sorry for you..."
To be honest, there is no need for Crowe to despair at all. As long as he is not mentally exhausted, confused, rigid in thinking, and has a low IQ due to the 'super huge' workload that Jun Wu has put on him during this period, he will
You will find that you actually have no reason to be so afraid of Mo Tan, not to mention that the latter's strength is 99% inferior to your own. Even if this guy is really stronger than him, he will still be roasted after his identity is exposed.
It is also infinitely close to zero (theoretically). After all, this is the Free City where the Wanderer Hotel headquarters is located, and Jun Wu even revealed the fact that he is the apprentice of the big boss, so no matter how crazy Mo Tan is,
Nor will he commit such evil deeds after his identity is revealed (theoretically).
No matter what happens...at worst, how can he summon No. 3 and send it back to the alien plane? Is it possible that Mo Tan can roast his Crow?
So in the final analysis, whether it is Mo Tan, who seems to be thinking only about roasting crows, or Jun Wu, who is standing next to Feng Qingyundan, they are actually just playing tricks on Crow, and this matter will also happen in the future
Crow regarded it as a lifelong shame, and he still held it against him until he was too old to walk.
Of course, the future is the future, and the present is now. At least at this moment, Crowe, who has not had a solid night's sleep since the day the Nightless Zone Hotel opened until now, is on the verge of collapse.
"Stop hiding, suck it... take this delicious raven... no, give me this cute raven, Kang Kang, suck it..."
After all, Mo Tan forced Crow, who had forgotten that he was actually very good at fighting, into a corner, and picked up the lute as if he were carrying a kitchen knife, with a very perverted smile.
Crowe closed his eyes in despair, thinking about everything he had experienced over the years with No. 3... and the other two ravens who were unfortunately eaten, and found that there were actually no tear-jerking memories.
My mood suddenly improved a lot.
The next second...
"Who, please wait a moment."
Seeing that Crowe's IQ showed no sign of coming online, Jun Wu pulled his neck and shouted at Mo Tan, then stood up and walked to Crowe with a smile on his face. His smile was particularly warm: "What, actually let Tan Mo
It's okay to be lenient..."
The latter was confused: "Who is Tan Mo?"
Jun Wu pointed at Mo Tan, who was very cooperative with him in stopping.
Crowe continued to be confused: "Isn't his name Cordoba Rubi?"
"Do you believe whatever he says?"
Weiyang rolled his eyes and curled his lips and said, "He also said that he is our second uncle."
Crowe had not yet wondered: "Isn't it?"
"I'm so confused!"
Weiyang wrinkled his nose, turned to Jun Wu and suggested: "Let's leave it alone and let him fend for himself."
As a result, before Jun Wu could say anything, he saw Crow suddenly pointing at Mo Tan with a shocked look on his face.
"Ah, you lied to me!!"
He pointed at the tip of Mo Tan's nose and shouted.
Witnessing such an innocent and innocent scene, even Jun Wu became a little uneasy. He covered his face and shook his head: "That's right, or let him fend for himself."
"To be honest, with the amount of work he has done these days, for an average person, not to mention his brains, he would have cost two lives..."
At this moment, Yuying hugged her arms and said something fair. She shrugged with empty eyes and said, "I think he's pretty good if he can survive until now."
Jun Wu thought for a moment and felt that what Yu Ying said was really reasonable, so he no longer hesitated and simply said to Crowe: "Let's talk about it. I will reject all your previous complaints about workload.
How about asking Tan Mo to be merciful and spare the life of this crow like you?"
"good!"
Crowe immediately gave the answer without thinking, and then suddenly shook his body, frowned and murmured: "That's not right..."
Jun Wu and Weiyang sighed at the same time, thinking that this guy's IQ was finally reconnected.
As a result, after Crowe muttered "wrong" for a long time, he looked up at Jun Wu in confusion: "My identity has been exposed, and you are still willing to keep me here to continue working?"
【I bet you are struggling with this!!】
The corner of Jun Wu's mouth twitched, he walked back to the table, sighed, and greeted Crowe: "Sit down and talk."
The latter, who was so exhausted that he might faint at any time, nodded, looked at Mo Tan warily, and walked quickly back to the chair where he protested before and sat down.
"Well, you will definitely regret it later, so I won't take advantage of you. You should sort out what happened just now."
Jun Wu peeled himself a fruit that seemed to have something to do with oranges, and said vaguely to Crowe: "Let's talk after we finish peeling."
Mo Tan also sat back, moved the chair back to its original position, took out an apple from his bag and started to nibble on it.
Crowe was a little confused: "What happened just now?"
"Your taste..."
Yu Ying smiled and put her long legs on the trash can, and raised her eyebrows at Crowe: "Take a closer look."
"..."
Crowe fell into thought.
...
Ten minutes later, he finally came to a conclusion.
"You two are playing tricks on me!!!"
He angrily dissipated his demonized Raven No. 3, slapped the table and roared loudly.
Jun Wu looked sincere: "It's really not that we meant to play tricks on you, it was just your state just now..."
Mo Tan took over the conversation very naturally, and said to Crowe seriously: "You are just stupid."
"Damn...I've been really tired these past few days..."
Crowe gritted his teeth and began to be angry with himself: "How could I be so rude!"
Jun Wu smiled, wagging his index finger and suggested: "Then since you have reacted now, let's continue the previous topic and continue to talk about working hours and workload..."
"Without further ado."
Crowe, who had successfully regained his intelligence, interrupted Jun Wu coldly, narrowed his eyes and leaned back on the chair: "What is your purpose?"
Click click click...
"What is my purpose?"
Jun Wu blinked and spread his hands with a funny look on his face: "I just follow the arrangement of the headquarters to work in this store. Every day I think hard about how to improve performance, complete targets, and do my part diligently.
To be continued...