Chapter 19: Fudge, Miscellaneous Talk
"I won't do anything about fighting." Sun Dan spread his hands, then deliberately "Huh!" and looked at the (Water Margin) in his hand, saying, "You are reading this book too, where have you seen?" Sun Hao is just a child. If he can't even deal with him, it would be better to hit him and die on the wall.
A thirteen or fourteen-year-old child like this has a calm mind and a simple mind, and has no deep hatred with Sun Dan. The reason why he comes to cause trouble for Sun Dan is probably because Sun Gui is provoked. As long as he diverts his attention, he can quickly forget this matter.
"Yes, I'm reading (Water Margin). I just saw the part of Lin Chonghuo's forage farm. It was so satisfying!" With him, Sun Hao waved the book in his hand vigorously. People in the Ming Dynasty lived a simple life, but in general, there were not many entertainment projects. Ordinary people just listened to books and operas in teahouses. But entertainment activities like listening to operas are very luxurious, and there are no mobile opera troupes these days. If you want to listen to operas, you have to raise a opera troupe by yourself. For example, Huichang Hou Mansion recruits girls who are eight years old from time to time. They have been trained since childhood and have set up two stages at home. They only come out to sing a few times during major festivals. The expenses are astronomical, which is naturally not something that ordinary people can enjoy.
In contrast, it is also a good place to go in a teahouse. But every cup of tea can be said to be a eldest son, and the storyteller has to give additional rewards.
Moreover, the storyteller is also abominable. Every time he talks about critical moments, he will leave a button and say "Please be early tomorrow". In addition, he is also paying attention to some water during the storyteller. I heard that it was not a few things that I said last afternoon.
Sun Dan heard Zhiniang say that she had gone with Wan Butcher to listen to "Wu Song Fighting Tigers" once before. She sat in the teahouse for two hours. Wu Song had just finished drinking the three bowls of strong wine.
The storyteller has cheated money to the point where he is outrageous.
Therefore, in view of this, a single-line novel with low prices and complete stories became popular. After Tang poetry and Song lyrics, Chinese literature reached its peak in the Ming Dynasty, popular novels reached their peak, and a large number of excellent works such as "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Water Margin" emerged.
Especially the book "Water Margin", written during the Chenghua period. Because it is easy to understand and has a wonderful story, it has become a household name in the Zhengde period.
"You just saw that place." Sun Tian smiled: "As soon as I saw you, I remembered Lin Chong in Water Margin, who was like a leopard head and a round eyes, and had a very stunning appearance."
"I'm like Lin Chong!" Sun Hao was very surprised and kept touching his face and asked Sun Gui and others beside him.
"By the way, do you know what the relationship between Lin Chong and Yue Fei?" Sun Dan was amused. It was not a good thing to be like Lin Chong, but Lin Chong was just an unlucky guy.
"What's the relationship between Lin Chong and Yue Fei?" Sun Hao was stunned: "It's okay."
"Come on, let me tell you. In fact, Lin Chong is Yue Fei's senior brother."
"Impossible, Impossible, how could Lin Chong become Yue Fei's senior brother? It's too far." Sun Hao looked at Sun Dan in confusion and said, "But it's right to think about it. Only heroes like Yue Fei can have senior brothers like Lin Chong. Both of them use guns and are famous masters... However, two people can't hit the same piece of eight poles... You can't be fooling me, tell me quickly."
Sun Dan thought to himself: It’s just a child, and it’s not easy to fool you. You should know that on the Internet, such strange tests are all available, such as: Who is Sun Wukong’s master? Yue Fei is Zhao Gou’s brother. If Qiu Chuji didn’t pass by Niujia Village, what would happen in Chinese history? Just make one out, and you can fool the simple ancients.
After deliberately coughing, Sun Tan said, "Then I ask you, who is Lin Chong's master?"
"I know, I know, it's Zhou Tong, there is it in the book." Sun Hao said proudly.
"So, let me ask you, who is Yue Fei's master?"
"I don't know, so who is it?"
"It's still Zhou Tong." Sun Dan said seriously: "When Zhou Tong was old, he resigned and worked as a guest in Liu Guangshi's shogunate. Liu Guangshi's army was stationed in Henan, so he was able to accept Yue Fei as his disciple in Tangyin County. This was written on the book (Talk Yue). From this, we can see that Lin Chong is Yue Fei's senior brother. If you don't believe it, you can turn the book."
"It's impossible, come here, go and get a book (talk Yue) and check it." Sun Hao immediately ordered that a child immediately ran back to his seat, took a book (talk Yue) from the desk and kept flipping it. After a long time, he ran over excitedly: "I found out, that's right, Yue Fei's master is Zhou Tong."
These students have so many miscellaneous books!
"Ah, it's really like this, I didn't expect that. Sun Dan is so powerful, I even know this!" Sun Hao and several children jumped up happily, forgetting the troubles that were about to ask Sun Dan.
Sun Gui was so anxious that he kept pulling the corner of Sun Hao's clothes beside him, and reminded timidly: "Brother Hao, you promised to stand up for me."
Sun Hao finally woke up and was about to speak.
How could Sun Dan let him take the lead in attacking? He said solemnly: "Brother Hao, do you know that in fact, it was not Guan Yu who killed Hua Xiong in the Three Kingdoms, but another master."
"No, the book clearly says it's Guan Yu's."
Sun Dan stretched out a finger and shook it: "Wrong, the one who killed Hua Xiong was a hero named Wen Jiu. You didn't read the book in detail. The book said that Wen Jiu killed Hua Xiong, and Hua Xiong was obviously Wen Jiu, how did it become Guan Yu?"
"It makes sense for you to say this, but I always feel something is wrong. Wait, let me think about it carefully." Sun Hao grabbed his head in distress, looking confused.
Sun Dan lamented in his heart: Poor child, I finally got confused by me.
"Cough cough!" These children were making a fuss. The gentleman who was sleeping on the table coughed and woke up. He raised his sleepy eyes and looked at Sun Dan: "Here, I'm here, find a place to sit down. Class is about to start. Everyone should go back to their seats."
Since the gentleman had woken up, the naughty boys scattered and went back to their seats.
Sun Hao still looked confused and grabbed his head while walking: "No, no, it's obviously Guan Yu killed Hua Xiong, how did it turn into warm wine?"
"Brother Hao, Brother Hao, you have to stand up for me!" Sun Gui pulled the corner of Sun Hao's clothes pitifully.
"Puchi!" A crisp laughter rang out.
Sun Dan, who was worried about not knowing which direction to sit, looked up and saw a cute little round and fat face.
This person was Jiang Ruoying whom she had seen yesterday. She stomped her feet excitedly, pointed to a seat beside her and shouted: "Sun Dan, here, here."
Although he was mentally prepared, when Pu saw Jiang Ruoying, Sun Dan was still stunned.
The Sun family also recruits girls. After all, Huichang Hou is a wealthy family. Women in the family will marry into wealthy families in the future. If they are as ignorant as ordinary village women, how can they take care of their husbands and children in the future and how can they take charge of housekeeping?
A woman’s lack of talent is virtue, but not practical in the upper class of ancient times. She was a fool of the common people and could not be true.
There are two girls in the Sun family school, one is Jiang Ruoying and the other is Sun Jia, a lady from the second house.
Sun Dan didn't expect Jiang Ruoying to be so generous. She seemed to have a little unhappy with her yesterday. If it were her, she might not have greeted her on her own initiative.
Well, this woman is really simple and cheerful.
Since the person took the initiative to show his goodwill, Sun Dan was embarrassed to stretch his face. He nodded to Jiang Ruoying, hurriedly walked over with the book in his arms, and sat in the empty seat next to her: "Hello Miss Jiang."
"Hehe." Jiang Ruoying covered her mouth and smiled softly: "I treated you as a servant in the mansion yesterday. I offended you in my words, so don't take it to my heart."
"Miss Jiang, please be polite." Sun Dan was about to make a few words, but suddenly she found that the aura around her was a little strange. She looked up and found that more than 30 unfriendly gazes fell on her at the same time.
After thinking a little, Sun Dan immediately understood. There were only two girls in the clan school, and the rest were widowed sons in the ignorant period of youth. Jiang Ruoying was also a lively and cheerful sunny beauty. Being able to talk to Jiang Ruoying as soon as she came, it would definitely make Jiang Ruoying's suitor wary.
There are more men and few girls, more monks and less porridge, and more wolves and less meat.
He was so familiar with this scene. I remember that when he was in college, because of his major, there were about 40 people in the class, and there were only eight girls. For these eight girls, the male classmates had many conflicts over the past four years.
It’s really the world is as cold as it is, as hot and cold as ever in ancient times.
Who said that the ancients could not fuck girls?
Sun Hao was not included in these more than thirty gazes. The fat boy was still holding his head and thinking hard: "No, no, it's definitely not the one who killed Huaxiong."
Sun Hao happened to sit in the front row of Sun Dan. In order not to let his mind go away and cause trouble for himself, Sun Dan pushed his head over and said in his ear: "Actually, there is another master in the Three Kingdoms. You don't know, your surname is passed the Five Levels."
"I haven't heard of it after passing the five levels." The little fat man was even more confused.
"You have to pass five passes and kill six generals, and you are very skilled in martial arts." Sun Dan looked serious: "You must be careful when studying and never be careless."
"Hehe!" Jiang Ruoying finally couldn't help but lie on the table and laughed quietly.
Chapter completed!