Chapter 30 Cheating
"Human milk should be OK. You can find such a rare thing too?" Sun Dan was very surprised.
The boy said embarrassedly: "My sister just gave birth to a child, she had enough milk and couldn't finish her eating, and she felt uncomfortable in her swelling. She had to squeeze a few big bowls every day."
Several schoolchildren said at the same time: "Yes, his sister's chest is so big that it's like a watermelon."
Sun Dan opened his mouth wide for a long time and said, "Then I won't go and do it. Where is your sister living? How long does it take to go back and forth?" The size of a watermelon, at least the D cup, you must see it if you have the chance.
"It's just a few steps in the mansion."
"Go quickly, go quickly, otherwise there will be no time."
"Go quickly!" Sun Hao kicked the little brother in the ass. Although he didn't understand what Sun Dan did with human breasts, after this period of contact, he unknowingly felt a strong sense of trust in Sun Dan.
The little brother hurriedly found a teapot for boiling water in school and ran out.
The guy was moving quickly. When he returned to school with a small pot of hot milk, it took only ten minutes. The little guy shook the teapot in front of Sun Dan and Sun Hao with lustful eyes, and his face became bright. However, he had a clear palm print on his face, which should have been slapped.
Sun Dan hurriedly asked him what was wrong. The little guy replied that his sister was so slow in milking. He was anxious and went up to help, pinched his sister and slapped her in the face.
Sun Hao opened his mouth wide: "You are so fucking good. You dare to squeeze your sister. If you have such a good thing next time, you have to take me with you."
The ancients got married early, but because of their age, the school children were also confused about men and women. When they heard this, although they didn't understand, they all burst into laughter and said, "Yes, I'll ask us to help next time."
The boy grabbed his head: "No, my sister is so fierce."
Sun Dan almost laughed out loud, and Sun Hao next to him was unhappy: "Brother Dan, I got the breasts, tell me what are you doing."
"Of course I have a way, let's see if I can play tricks." Sun Dan took out a piece of cooked rice paper, dipped it in some milk with her fingers, and wrote a big word "Sun" on it, and then put it on the fire for a while.
Soon the handwriting on the paper disappeared.
"What a trick, it's boring." Sun Hao and others were very dissatisfied.
Sun smiled lightly: "Dear viewers, please see." As he said that, he lit the oil lamp prepared by Sun Hao in advance, put the note on the light and baked it.
As the note slowly changed color, a burnt word "Sun" appeared in front of you.
"Good trick, good trick, Brother Dan, how did you come up with this method?" Everyone looked at Sun Dan with admiration.
Sun Dan said intimately: This thing was left over from Comrade Lenin when he wrote "The State and the Revolution" in prison. You and others did not understand physics and chemistry, so they naturally didn't know it.
He shook the note in his hand and looked at Sun Hao: "If it's just a trick, what do I have to do with this effort? Have you never thought about using this trick to do something?"
Sun Hao frowned and thought for a long time, then suddenly cheered: "I know, do you mean to copy "The University" on paper with human milk, and use this method to copy it slowly during the exam?" At this point, his voice was so happy that he trembled: "Brother Dan, my good brother, you are such a genius, much smarter than my bullshit Sun Yue."
However, he was still a little worried: "If you think of another way, a book called "The Great Learning" can have 6,000 words. If I copy it in one hour, wouldn't it be a fatal death? I would rather be beaten."
Sun Dan pointed to the school children around who were preparing for the exam in the face of battle, then snapped his fingers: "There are so many people in the school, one person can copy a hundred words, and you can do it with a blink of an eye."
"This method is so wonderful. You are really a man of Zhuge. You are so wise that you are almost as witch!" Sun Hao let out a long roar and shouted loudly at the students: "Listen, everyone doesn't want to be beaten by me."
Sun Dan smiled when he touched his beard and smiled. This method is naturally wonderful. Modern assembly line standardized operations are naturally very good.
Unfortunately, the beard has not yet grown on the chin and cannot behave like a wise man.
The only shortcomings are great regrets.
However, he still kindly reminded Sun Hao to remember to number the manuscript by chapter, otherwise he would have no way to check it if he got a large stack of white paper.
Sun Hao slapped his head: "I really forgot this and almost washed my head." It turned out to be a Sichuan dialect, probably I learned it from his third uncle in the past.
It has to be admitted that although Sun Hao is a fool in his studies, he has a strong organizational ability. Under his tyranny, the students in the entire school were recruited by him and assigned their own jobs.
Soon, each person got a numbered manuscript in his hand, and each picked up the pen and wrote it quickly on the manuscript. Then he placed it on the stove and roasted it.
For a moment, the smell of dizziness that made people feel rippled in the air, which was extremely strange.
After taking the stack of manuscripts and arranging the details of cheating in the exam, such as who was covering up, Sun Hao proudly folded it in his hand, sat in the examination room with flaws, looking around at the school children who started studying hard again.
It was another good weather, with the sun shining brightly, making the room clear. But the boy lit an oil lamp and smiled foolishly, which was beyond the reach of his personality.
All things are done, but only the east wind is needed, so I'm waiting for the exam now.
But Mr. Li hadn't come yet, and Sun Dan had nothing to worry about this exam. He sat in the bookstore for a long time and felt very bored.
At this moment, I suddenly heard a noise: "Brother Yue is here."
Sun Dan hurriedly raised his head and looked at the legendary prodigy, but saw a 14 or 15-year-old figure walking in at the door. His face turned pale, he was wearing a white fur coat, a golden lock on his neck, and a jade ring on his big red belt. He smiled harmlessly when he saw someone. If it weren't for his ugly face after his illness, he would be a likable child.
However, Sun Dan still saw a hint of arrogance from his smile. He thought to himself that this is a typical family of aristocratic families and is difficult to get close to.
If everyone in the school is afraid of Sun Hao, it is a kind of respect and pleasing towards Sun Yue from the bottom of his heart. After all, even the stupidest person who can study in the school will always become smarter once he learns knowledge. Although Sun Hao is the eldest son of the eldest son and the head of the family in the future, he is a big fool and probably has no hope of entering the imperial examination. In the future, the future of the Sun family will depend on Sun Yue, a little genius. With Sun Yue's ability, he will have to take the exam for a juren or even a Jinshi, and it will not be as good as playing. At that time, if he misses a little bit of his fingers, it will be enough for everyone to enjoy it for the rest of his life.
So when everyone saw Sun Yue coming in, they surrounded him and couldn't help but please him.
For a moment, flattering words were like tides: "Brother Yue hasn't come to school for so many days, and it has been reduced again."
"I just said, why are you feeling so tired after studying in school these days? Brother Yue doesn't come, I always feel that something is missing."
"It's just a boy who's trying it out soon, and Brother Yue is naturally able to get it right. God is pitiful, my Sun family is finally going to produce a scholar."
"You're welcome, you're welcome." Sun Yue bowed and said in a soft voice: "I am determined to win this boy's test, and you all have to work hard." Although he was kind, Sun Dan found that Sun Yue looked at the sky when he spoke, and no trace of his eyes fell on the school children.
"That's natural. Brother Yue is leading the way in front, so we will work hard." Another compliment, and the one who shouted the most was Sun Gui.
Sun Dan sat in the direction and didn't move, but her head kept shaking: These children were mature earlier and were so worldly at such a young age. The young man Sun Yue was proud and was rampant, and it was not a good thing for his future.
Chapter completed!