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Chapter 3 Catch a Monster for Dinner(1/2)

"Huh~!"

"Huh~!"

Han Cheng, who finally got rid of the fate of becoming a primitive man's food, after confirming that the senior brothers and others really left, sucked in the air with big mouthfuls, only to feel that the world was so beautiful.

However, his good mood did not last long. When the sun set and the sky dimmed, Han Cheng, who really stood in a tree, discovered a serious problem.

He is hungry!

Yes, I'm really hungry!

When he came back to his senses from the bizarre things that happened to him, he realized that he was so hungry.

The kind that sticks to the chest on the back!

However, what made him feel extremely helpless and desperate was that he still couldn't move!

When I was a child, I always felt that the "Sunflower Acupoint Hand" of the Thieves Bai Zhantang was particularly cool.

Especially when Li Dazui was lit with acupoint, two small red flags were inserted into his hand, and moved to the door as a sculpture, Han Cheng couldn't help laughing, and he was also particularly envious.

Unexpectedly, I felt that I now felt that feeling.

Damn it!

I shouldn't have touched the rough mural!

After so long thinking, Han Cheng finally came up with a question of why he traveled through time.

The culprit is the rough mural on the stone wall!

While walking in the desert, he encountered a barren mountain, carved with some rough and simple pictures on a stone wall.

It is the kind of pattern that you can tell at a glance is from the hands of the primitive man.

Then, Han Cheng, who thought he had discovered something amazing, lay there and pressed his hand to watch the mural, and then arrived here...

Damn it, since I got myself here, I can also get my backpack together!

There were five or six potatoes, seven or eight cooked eggs, and several packs of compressed biscuits and instant noodles…

"Gululu!"

Han Cheng diverted his attention for the 18th time and did not let himself think about hunger and failed again.

He found that no matter what he thought at this time, he could still get to eat.

Even when you smell the smell of barbecue that comes out of yourself, you will salivate.

If it weren't for not being able to move at this moment, Han Cheng really wanted to eat his own two bites to satisfy his cravings.

"hiss!"

"roar!"

The distant and low roar came from afar in the darkness, bringing a stream of ancient desolation.

Not to mention what is the roar from the roar, just this low and powerful voice is enough to make people understand the bad news of the owner of the voice.

Han Cheng shivered and his dizzy head immediately woke up! He didn't have time to think about his stomach.

It was not until now that he suddenly realized a serious problem!

Now is the primitive era!

There are so many beasts in the prehistoric world. Later, the humans who dominated the world struggled to survive in the cracks, worked hard to transform, and made a counterattack from the loser.

Nights in the primitive era are destined to be unsafe!

Especially his existence that constantly exudes the aroma of barbecue is simply a roast chicken that is extremely delicious, constantly waving to diners.

It is constantly tempting the prehistoric beasts to come towards me.

"roar!"

"Ao!"

The primitive era of night is simply a paradise for beasts.

In the quiet night, various beast roars, from time to time, from time to time, made Han Cheng's hair stand on.

Especially when he heard the movements in the surrounding forests and saw several green light balls in the forest not far away through the moonlight, his heart even reached his throat.

He had the experience of meeting wolves on nights in the wild, and knew that these light balls were the eyes of wild beasts!

Moreover, judging from the size of the light ball, these guys squatting not far from him are much bigger than those of the wolf!

Han Cheng was full of bitterness, his heartbeat was like beating a drum.

This is a damn thing, just avoiding the primitive man, and he is facing the threat of becoming a feces of beasts in prehistoric times. Who are you provoking to whom?

Sure enough, human luck is very important. When traveling through time, others are all amazing, but the luck of oneself, a time traveler, is so declining...

Is this the reason why I didn’t read the almanac during the time travel?

Han Cheng, whose heart was about to jump out of his throat, couldn't help but complain in his heart.

I don’t know if I dislike the taste of this foreign species, or the taste of these bigwigs that are mixed with burnt smells is not in line with the tastes of these prehistoric masters.

These beasts who could not see the true face of Mount Lu lingered in the forest around Han Cheng for a while, let out a few low roars, and finally left and did not come to eat Han Cheng.

Han Cheng, who avoided becoming a beast's food, felt that he was exhausted.

This is just the first day I came to the world, and I have experienced so much excitement. I still don’t know how many surprises and terrifying things are waiting for me in the future.

Han Cheng thought this way, and then couldn't help but smile bitterly because he found that he was thinking too much.

With his current state, even if he is not a food, he will probably only last for three days at most.

He stood there straight, looking at the forest with a vast aura under the moonlight, and a helpless smile came out from the corner of his mouth.

“Swishy…”

There was another sound in the surrounding forest. Han Cheng, who had heard such movements many times, was shocked and didn't even bother to open his eyes.

Since he was standing on his head for a long time by a flat-haired beast who had come from somewhere, and before leaving, he did not forget to pull a piece of extremely smelly bird shit on his nose and humiliated him wantonly, he has become unloving.

Rather than suffering a little bit of death without any dignity, it would be better to have a happy time.

The sound came from far away, as if walking towards oneself.

Damn! Finally, a wild beast dared to enter the ashes circle to eat me!

Han Cheng was not afraid of being happy, and was full of anticipation that the beast would come over and eat him.

At the same time, I was thinking about where this beast would mouth from.

It is best to slap your neck first, so that you can suffer less pain.

"Paipa."

"Smack it."

Some strange sounds accompanied by the touch, came from the burnt face.

Han Cheng, who was determined to die, was angry, uncle! It’s so outrageous! It’s too damning!

If you want to eat, eat it, and don’t eat it less. What’s the matter if you slap me a few times before you get down?

He opened his eyes angrily, preparing to see what kind of beast it was, and he was so perverted!

However, the scene in front of him was completely beyond his expectations.

What stood in front of him was not a prehistoric beast, but a primitive man with gray hair and an old face.

He was obviously startled by Han Cheng who suddenly opened his eyes, and the hand that raised it to slap Han Cheng's face again stopped in the air.

A look of fright flashed through his eyes that seemed a little cloudy, but then it turned into a deep doubt.

The hand he raised stayed in the air for a while, and then fell on his face again under Han Cheng's angry gaze.

But it's not about taking pictures, but about touching.

There were more places to touch his mouth and nose.

Han Cheng became even more angry, not only because he was molested by this old primitive man, but what was even more annoying was that this old bastard smeared the piece of bird shit on his nose half his face!

He tried to stare at his eyes, expressing his anger...

At this moment, he had already given up and was not afraid of being exposed.

However, the old primitive man did not stop because of his anger, but instead touched him even more vigorously. After touching his face, he bent down and touched his way down...

As the old primitive man squatted down, Han Cheng finally saw the scene in other places.

It turns out that behind the old primitive man, there are some primitive man.

Look at the sexy tiger-skin short skirt, then look at the guy next to him who was drooling at him, and the bone necklace that looked like a black face. Who are these senior brothers who left yesterday?

It turned out that their departure yesterday was only short-term, leaving was not the purpose, but the real intention was to go back and invite the master over.

But this master was a little too inappropriate. As soon as he met, he touched his whole body clean.

I am a man!
To be continued...
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