After Zhang Fan and Shao Hua finished a game in which you attacked and defended each other, switching roles, Zhang Fan's brain was like a pile of used diapers. He couldn't squeeze any more, and if he squeezed anymore, he would just pee. Normally at this time,

Next, men who smoke often take a puff of fairy smoke, which is more enjoyable than smoking after a meal. In the faint green smoke, their eyes are straight, and their minds are filled with blank questions about how the universe was formed.

Between men and women, especially couples, whether they are loving each other on the bedside or arguing on the floor, it is a very strenuous exercise. At first glance, it seems that there is not much movement. In fact, if you think about it carefully, the consumption is definitely no less than holding a big top.

Let's talk about quarreling. A couple who quarrels a little every three days and a big quarrel every five days is usually fat and thin. The fat one wins the quarrel. Although they are very angry at the time, they look at the words the other party has been scolded by.

Even though I was frothing, I actually felt secretly happy.

Then there is the one who gets more and more angry and loses his appetite, and can't gain weight even if he wants to, while the other one brings victory on the battlefield into his job, and the more he eats, the more he eats, and then he becomes the so-called person who gains weight even if he drinks water, can he?

Do you want to gain weight? The adrenal glands have exerted their maximum effect. Not only does the heart feel good, but the brain also feels good. In order to continue this pleasure, the brain tries to make the body stronger in order to release more adrenal glands, so there is a healing effect.

A more courageous posture.

As for a family that is like a battlefield every day, if they meet another equally matched opponent, the couple will definitely be skinny and skinny. They consume too much. They have a good meal and never leave the house. They have an earth-shaking quarrel and all the nutrients are consumed.

It's over.

This is not over yet. At night, the couple lay on the same bed, not talking to each other, as if they were pretending to sleep, but in fact they were counting their ribs and calculating: Why didn't I quarrel today? How will I quarrel tomorrow, and how will I arrange my tactics!

Then, the final result is that sooner or later, one of them will have gastric cancer, breast cancer or thyroid cancer. Either the stomach is not good or it is caused by drinking and taking medicine. To be honest, the stomach is the most solid organ among the internal organs.

This thing is not even afraid of strong acid. Drinking alcohol can indeed make the gastric mucosa bleed, but with this level of drinking, the liver will be finished long before the stomach is damaged.

Therefore, this is an aspect of family environment in medical terms. Doctors of gastroenterology often tell patients to improve your family environment and living habits. This is not the doctor telling you to change to a larger house of 200 square meters, but

It means stop getting angry in quarrels and eat all three meals on time.

Fortunately, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua are not like this. Shao Hua occasionally plays a little temper, and Zhang Fan immediately pretends to be understanding. If an outsider makes Shao Hua angry, Zhang Fan will never do it when Shao Hua is angry.

Reason with Shao Hua and tell him what you should do. That's what fools do.

Zhang Fan usually moves a bench, pours a cup of tea, and while Shao Hua curses the so-called outsider, drinks water, and opens an operation in his mind to practice his skills. It seems that Zhang Fan has never talked about it before getting married.

Love, but this function is as if it is innate, that is, if I was a little poorer back then, it is hard to say whether Zhang Fan would become a doctor.

It is estimated that God was on guard against this, so Zhang Fan had the face of harvesting wheat in June during his hormonal years, not to mention that he had no money in his pocket.

After a draw, Zhang Fan leaned on the bed in a daze. But Shao Hua was not honest now. Before the fight, Shao Hua was like all the women, the one on the left was unwanted, the one on the right was annoying, and he knew exactly what he was going to do.

But it's just a symbolic act of resistance.

And Zhang Fan was very cooperative and said sweet words, this is the charter, the charter and procedures that are inherent in the nature of men and women. Unless it is paid or forced.

After it was over, the process was reversed. Zhang Fan wanted to be quiet, but Shao Hua started to want to move! One moment he felt the muscles on Zhang Fan's chest, and the other moment he studied the small bean button on his chest. He was still very curious.

Question: There is a small eye on your little Doudou. Let me see if there is one on the other side.

Shao Hua's slipperiness finally made Zhang Fan confused.

"You can't touch this thing!" Zhang Fan's little peas were pinched red by Shao Hua. They were originally brown, but now they look like little cherries that have been exposed to the sun.

"You're just talking nonsense, then why are you, why are you touching me!"

"Um, can this be the same!"

"Why is it different? It's so small and you can't touch it!"

"Silly girl, do you feel uncomfortable when you hold in your pee and have no place to go to the bathroom? This thing is the same as when you need to pee and can't find the bathroom!"

"Huh?" Shao Hua had a don't lie to me look on her face, her little hands were ready, if Zhang Fan was talking nonsense, she would probably have to grab Zhang Fan a little bigger.

In fact, a man's gland is just like the human sacrum, or in layman's terms, the tail bone. It is a degenerated organ. What is this thing for? It is an organ that secretes juice. But the various internal channels have degenerated and are half open.

It is half closed, just like an old sewer that is in disrepair.

You say it is unobstructed. When a child urinates, water will leak out everywhere. You say it is not unobstructed. When the disease occurs, the dripping of this thing can make the underwear soaked, just like during breastfeeding.

The child's mother is the same.

Women's lactation glands have well-developed channels, and proper stimulation can increase secretion. This is the origin of prolactinologists.

This is not the case for men. As Zhang Fan said, as soon as it is stimulated and secreted, it will immediately feel like a person whose bladder is about to explode and needs to urinate. It is quite uncomfortable. The male glands actually feel uncomfortable after stimulation.

What should I do if I feel uncomfortable? It can't come out, and no one can tell what the secreted juice is. As time goes by, it starts to deteriorate, just like spoiled milk, and then inflammation leads to cancer.

Female breast cancer is very cruel. Usually, both breasts have to be removed, which looks very cruel. After this kind of surgery, the breasts feel like they have been gouged with a big bowl, leaving marks and then burned again with a soldering iron.

The white turned into a brown shrink shape.

Fortunately, the cure rate is currently very high.

But it's different for men. Once breast cancer is diagnosed, the chance of survival is extremely slim. Money is often spent and people are lost.

Therefore, many people, especially some young people, in order to find stimulation, let their girlfriends suck and suck, resulting in swollen glands like Wangzi's little steamed buns. When they came to the hospital, the doctor was scared and kept telling them,

Don't stimulate it anymore, don't stimulate it anymore, can't you just let it be a peaceful and quiet little soybean?

Because irritation can lead to inflammation of the rheumatoid gland and then cancer, it has been on the rise in recent years. Could it be that the sensitive point has moved up? This is not bluffing.

As soon as Zhang Fan told Shao Hua, Shao Hua immediately didn't dare to mess with him. After all, they all grew up on breast milk, who doesn't have one yet...

The relationship between Zhang Fan and Shao Hua is very good and harmonious. Firstly, they are both reasonable and broad-minded people. Secondly, in terms of family income, there is nothing to worry about as a poor and lowly couple. Thirdly, the main reason is that Zhang Fan is good at Kung Fu.

Zhang Fan is quite proud of this aspect. After all, medicine is not taught in vain, and understanding of the human body is not granted in vain.

Men, most men, come up like very hungry piglets, squeaking and squeaking for a few times, and then lie there like a dead fish, unable to move.

In fact, for men, this is like drinking liquor. A few big gulps will make you feel drunk. Even if you drink well, if you drink too hard, you will vomit all over the floor early.

As for women, it is actually like drinking rice wine. Just like the ancient people, they warm the wine to compensate for the plum blossoms. First, it goes from sour to hazy, and then they see that the mountains are not mountains, and the water is not water. Slowly, the mountains are still mountains, and the water is still water.

But the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers can last for a long time.

Therefore, many men and women are not harmonious. One is anxious and the other is slow-tempered. It is strange that they can be harmonious.

But it’s not the Chinese men’s fault, it’s the Chinese education.

For example, when Zhang Fan was in junior high school, he had to take physiological hygiene classes, and books were distributed with physiological structures drawn on them. When Zhang Fan and others were in junior high school, boys and girls often read the human physiology section in biology books behind their backs.

Festival.

After enduring it, it’s finally the end of the semester, and it’s time to take this section. The freshmen asked the repeaters what the teacher said in this section. It really doesn’t matter whether you study well or not, whether you want to take the high school entrance examination or just hang out.

Social.

They're all quite curious.

There was a boy in Zhang Fan's class who repeated the grade. He told Zhang Fan and the others in the corner of the classroom: I'm going, this class is really exciting. After the teacher started the class, he took off his clothes while talking, and then slowly

Descending from top to bottom, what is here and what is there.

As he spoke, he sipped his saliva. I guess the young man was secretly watching movies back then. But Zhang Fan and the others didn’t know it at the time. A bunch of chicks almost stood up and saluted because who was the biology teacher back then?

The leader is Qianjin, who has just graduated a few years ago.

Dressed in a western style, wearing a red check mark on the upper body, this kind of caring T-shirt is only found in big cities, light blue stretch jeans, wide-mouthed red leather shoes, and transparent shiny stockings exposed on the white ankles! Oh dear, this teacher

They were all the goddesses in Zhang Fan and his dreams back then.

In that class that year, before class, all the boys in the class had their heads raised in anticipation and their eyes were red.

As a result, the teacher came in, threw the book on the desk and said, "Study by yourself in this class!" Then turned around and left.

You don’t know, some people probably cried at that time, not for any other reason, but because they love to study, and because the repeater lied to others!

That's it in junior high school, but it's even more strict in high school.

Let’s not talk about the love between men and women. School teachers are like mountain kings trying to steal a bride. Anyone who flirts with someone will be beaten with a stick...

Not to mention, when iron boats were introduced to China from the Kingdom of Golden Horses, there were no movie theaters in small counties at that time, but the reputation of iron boats was so great that they were said to be classics, and there was even a piece of shredded pork or green pepper for a beautiful lady to draw

What about drop paintings?

Zhang Fan and the others made an appointment to watch the classics. They were definitely not there specifically to watch paintings. Then on a dark and windy night, dozens of students went to the unlicensed dark room, which is where the famous video

There are three movies for one dollar, so you can watch whatever you want after midnight. Of course, Zhang Fan and the others usually go home at ten o'clock at the latest because the evening self-study time is over.

Watch and watch, it’s really boring, there’s really nothing to watch about a broken ship, because it’s a gun movie, and from time to time there will be a southern Chinese saying, “Fuck your mother!”

Finally, we waited for the painting scene. By coincidence, just like every student, a vicious dean of the academic affairs office came to the school. He took the physical education teacher with a stick and a rope and kicked the child away.

The door to the dark room.

The light shone in like a prison search light. The director of the Academic Affairs Office did not see the drawing board on the TV, only saw the white thighs, and then yelled, "You dare to watch pornographic videos! Arrest them all."

Those who are caught will be expelled, and then they will probably be beaten to death by their parents.

A room full of high school and junior high school students originally stood up to salute, but they were suddenly frightened. Some of the children were probably frightened and psychologically affected. Zhang Fan saw something was wrong at that time and pulled down the black curtains.

He threw it towards the Dean of Academic Affairs.

In fact, the dean of the Academic Affairs Office only scares and scares students, but he is still a good person. When the black curtain flew over, he thought he had met a hero flying over. He tilted his head and raised his arms, turning on the defense mode.

At this moment, Zhang Fan kicked the window and shouted vaguely, "Run!"

Then a group of students, like frightened bats, jumped out with a whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Then the dean of the Academic Affairs Office and the physical education teacher held flashlights, just like they were catching pornographic players in a joint defense, "Stop! If you don't stop, stop!"

, I am not lenient, I have seen you all."

Catch thieves and catch dirty ones. Can those who dare to escape to study at night and watch videos be good children? Whoever stops is the fool. The streets are like rabbits chased by dogs on the mountain.

The students ran, and the teacher chased them, followed by a fat boss with a kitchen knife, "You bastards, pay for my window, look what I've done to you. I provoked whom!"

Will children under such strict guarding be able to understand things about men and women when they grow up? No, so this is also the reason why few people have the best first love but end up getting married. Isn't there a saying, don't bother to adjust.

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