795 I didn't sleep in vain
Many people have never experienced men's and women's urinary catheterization. To be honest, don't feel it. It's really uncomfortable. Female urinary catheterization is slightly better. That's it. Zhang Fan got into trouble when he was an intern. He just entered the obstetrics and gynecology department.
One day, the teacher asked Zhang Fan and three other young men to catheterize an old lady.
The three of them pushed and pushed each other to help the old lady catheterize her urine. They looked at the big hole and stuffed it in. Then they came back from lunch. The paralyzed old lady who was lying on the bed was so depressed that she could walk. Zhang Fan
They inserted the wrong catheter.
As for male urinary catheterization, it is more difficult. Generally, novices cannot insert it unless they have experienced several old men with enlarged prostates. First, the thing must be lifted and stretched close to the belly to straighten the physiological curvature of the urethra. Then pinch open the urethral opening.
, just like pinching open someone else's mouth.
Then insert the hard plastic tube into the urethra with a gentle movement, which will make you feel as if a steel ball is passing through the urethra, and it will hurt. If you are not good at it, you will poke it back and forth in the curved area.
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Really, it feels like someone is using a blunt knife to stir things up in your stomach. Zhang Fan saw a young man who was sick and had a broken calf but didn't cry. He had to be catheterized to cry for his father and mother.
Therefore, although Zhang Fan woke up in a daze, his hair stood on end when he saw the director of the nursing department holding his brother in one hand and a urinary catheter in the other, pinching open his brother's mouth to insert the catheter into it.
Woke up.
"Ah!" The director of the nursing department shocked Zhang Fan. She was frightened, but she dragged Zhang Fan's brother until he was in pain, which also made Zhang Fan wake up completely.
After the director of the nursing department quickly let go of Zhang Fan, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to say.
At this time, Zhang Fan saw Shao Hua, whose eyes were swollen like peaches. The girl's tears were flowing down. There was a smile on her face, but the tears couldn't stop flowing, and the corners of her mouth slowly changed from surprise to surprise.
Slowly it turns into grievance.
"What's wrong with you? I'm scared to death. You've been sleeping for two days, wuwuwu!" Suddenly, Shao Hua gently grabbed Zhang Fan's arm and wanted to throw himself into Zhang Fan's arms, but he was afraid
Put Zhang Fan to sleep again.
Being cautious is like a puppy seeing a birthday cake and wanting to eat it but not daring to eat it.
During the two days after Zhang Fan collapsed, Shao Hua was probably the most stressed and guilty person because she felt sorry for Zhang Fan for not leaving him a boy and a half girl. Moreover, she was also responsible for signing various treatment consent forms.
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If Zhang Fan doesn't wake up today, Shao Hua will probably inform his parents-in-law. The heartbreak and stress of these two days have made all the little baby fat that Shao Hua had had disappear.
"I've been sleeping for two days!" Zhang Fan felt that he kept dreaming, but he didn't expect that he had been dreaming for two days.
"How do you feel now? Where do you feel uncomfortable?" Shao Hua looked at Zhang Fan slowly and his tears finally stopped flowing.
Gently stroking Shao Hua's face, Zhang Fan smiled and said, "We will have children!"
Shao Hua snuggled against Zhang Fan's arm, not daring to really press on Zhang Fan. Really, the moment Zhang Fan opened his eyes, Shao Hua suddenly felt that he had support, and his heart was hanging in the air.
Suddenly there was a landing ground.
As soon as the news of Zhang Fan's sobriety spread, Ouyang and Old Man Lu, who were almost several years older, entered the ward immediately.
Ouyang's eyes turned red when he looked at the energetic young black man and the honest and honest Zhang Fan who smiled before he spoke.
"How's it going?" Although Old Man Lu looked tired, he had been pondering over and over again the treatment opinions given by experts in the past few days. He was so tired that he couldn't describe it. If he hadn't been able to hold on for a breath, he would have collapsed.
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"Master, Ouyuan, I'm fine, I'm just a little tired. This sleep has completely made up for the fatigue of the past two years."
"Well, that's good, that's good!" The old man looked at Zhang Fan's face carefully. The old man, who had been a doctor for most of his life, saw no other discomfort except that Zhang Fan's face was slightly pale.
Ouyang stared at Zhang Fan, "You can't do this again!" This time, the old lady was really frightened. When she heard the news that Zhang Fan had woken up, the old lady felt that her hands were shaking uncontrollably.
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After visiting patients one after another, the leaders of Bird City not only showed concern for the general manager, but also told Shao Hua in front of Zhang Fan that Shao Hua must take good care of Zhang Fan and must take good care of his body.
Cha Su, the leader in charge of health, has been waiting in the hospital almost every day for the past two days. He was thinking about whether he could come to the hospital to be the director, and also thought about whether Cha Su Hospital would still be Cha Su Hospital without Zhang Fan.
He was so troubled that he had been exhausted mentally and physically for the past two days. After seeing Zhang Fan wake up, he felt an inexplicable sense of relief.
There were so many visitors that Ouyang even asked some people to refuse visits at the door, but they couldn't stop the medical care from Chasu Hospital. Bayin came with the girls from the operating room. The chief of the security department at the door looked at Ouyang's absence.
, said: "Quick in and quick out, don't let the leader criticize you."
Entering the ward, a group of pretty girls were chattering. Then Zhao Jingjin from the general surgery department came with a group of men from the general surgery department. After a while, Li Cunhou came with a group of doctors and nurses from small departments.
Yan Xiaoyu from the Department of Internal Medicine came with the ladies from the endocrinology department, and even brought some supplements to Zhang Fan. Zhang Fan couldn't do anything about it, he just fell into a coma. You don't need to bring a deer penis to visit!
After a thorough examination and evaluation by the expert team, Shao Hua and Lao Chen, the section chief of the security department, took Zhang Fan home. It was impossible to stay in the hospital.
After returning home, Shao Hua asked the parents on the farm to bring some tea. After hearing that his son was in a coma, Zhang Fan's mother burst into tears. The father-in-law and mother-in-law brought all kinds of fish to Zhang Fan every day to make up for it.
repair.
Shao Hua was really exhausted these two days. Zhang Fan lay on the bed with Shao Hua and waited for Shao Hua to fall asleep like a cat.
Zhang Fan finally had time to enter the system and take a look.
First of all, all the secondary systems of the system have been changed from gray to selectable. The internal medicine that gave Zhang Fan a headache has all been passed.
As for the third level of the system, first of all, the internal and external women and children have undergone the greatest changes, with some special diseases being added from the original routine diseases.
In addition to the original subjects, there is an additional scientific research option.
The scientific research options are still the same as before, and they are also step-by-step, and the requirements for real-life scientific research results are different from surgery. It does not require many real-life cases, but needs to be completed in reality.
The only bad thing is that there are a lot of equipment and reagents here that Zhang Fan has never heard of. Therefore, it seems that he can research something in a short time, but what is available in the system may not be available in reality, so the road is long.
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However, he finally passed the test of common medical and surgical diseases, and the most important thing is that he no longer has to worry about what went wrong with his tadpoles. Zhang Fan looked at the scientific research options in the system, and felt relieved.
He breathed a sigh of relief, "It's not in vain!"
Zhang Fan took a rare week off. Since starting work, except for the week when he was sent to the grassland free clinic and when he got married, Zhang Fan had never taken such a long break.
Moreover, Ouyang didn't want Zhang Fan to come to work right away, and being unconscious for two days really frightened the old lady.
However, with the establishment of the medical consortium, many things cannot be left to Zhang Fan and Ouyang. On Monday, Zhang Fan came to work with the talisman of more children and fewer disasters hanging around his neck from who knows which god his mother had begged from.
Zhang Fan can't do it without him, and there is no way to talk to my mother. You talk to her about science, and she tells you what she has heard, and you tell her the facts, and she tells you what to expect.
After finishing some accumulated work, Zhang Fan took the phone to thank the friends who came to visit him. In the past few days, even Jia Suyue visited him several times, which made Zhang Fan feel a little embarrassed.
Zhang Fan's coma also put a lot of pressure on the leaders of Bird City. In the past, they always felt that Chasu Hospital was an illegitimate child. Although everyone said they would treat everyone equally, in their hearts they still valued several top-level hospitals in Bird City.
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But this time, after Zhang Fan lay down, they discovered that the development of Chasu Hospital was too great. Not to mention other things, just the Chasu Hospital and several medical equipment companies they were involved in put great pressure on the leaders of Bird City.
They originally wanted to add funds, but when they learned that Zhang Fan was in a coma for no reason, they immediately started to wait and see. Fortunately, it was only two days. If he had been in coma for a few more days, it is estimated that these large international companies would have withdrawn their investment.
Moreover, the general manager is preparing to visit in person. This makes the original rumor become more detailed.
Zhang Fan was familiar with the upgraded system while organizing meetings with relevant departments. In the past, Chasu Hospital was known as a tertiary-level hospital integrating medical care, scientific research, and teaching.
In fact, the medical treatment has reached the standards of a tertiary-level hospital, and the scientific research is purely supplementary. It can almost be said that it is all recited by outside monks. As for teaching, it is more average. Every year, interns are rushing to graduate.
I came up with the idea of working in Chasu Hospital.
"Dean Li, I have to put a little more burden on you." Zhang Fan said to Li Cunhou with a smile in the conference room.
Old Li smiled honestly. He felt in his heart that he would probably be given administrative tasks. Although he didn't really want to do it, Zhang Fan was exhausted and he had no excuse.
"Niaoshi Medical University has 16 clinical classes for junior students this year. I plan to have six classes with about 200 students. I want Liyuan to take responsibility for teaching and some top students will emerge from them."
"Okay, no problem!" Old Li glanced at Zhang Fan in surprise. He was not as generous as Zhang Fan, and now he finally started to focus on teaching. After thinking for a while, Old Li said again: "You have to give me an assistant.
Dr. Zhao can do it.”
What Lao Li was talking about was Zhao Yanfang. Zhang Fan shook his head and said, "Dr. Zhao has other jobs, so it is absolutely suitable for me to be your assistant."
After finishing speaking, let Lao Chen inform He Chuan, the current part-time director of Chasu Kindergarten and Primary School, to report.
Chapter completed!