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One hundred and fifty-ninth chapter Wukong a play pig Bajie

The ancient Buddha of Randeng was stingy by nature, afraid that Tang Monk would recognize that his string of beads were made of the Dinghai beads, so he deliberately concealed the light on it, and asked that the string of beads were similar to ordinary jade. Tang Monk took it from Wukong's hand and looked at it. Except for the exquisite workmanship, he could not see any strangeness, so he did not take the beads to heart. However, this thing that came in vain did not cost money. If it was a treasure, it would be better. If it was an ordinary thing, he would not feel sorry for him. Tang Monk took the beads in his hand and waited for Bajie to come back to Huazhai. However, since Bajie went out and Wukong went out to the south and north of the Yangtze River. At least half a day had passed. Bajie had not come back yet, Tang Monk couldn't help but ask Wukong to find Bajie.

Besides, Bajie was very excited, holding the bowl, and two steps slowed down. After walking for a few miles, he saw that the road in the mountains was getting more and more rugged. There was no trace of someone else's shadow, and he felt tired. Then he remembered that the people in the mountains were afraid that they were not made up by monkeys and coaxed themselves to play. Thinking of this, Bajie's enthusiasm was gone, and his legs were tired. He threw the nails and sat in the grass. He thought that if he went back now, he would be ridiculed by monkeys. No, no, even that master, I can't see this.

It was the monkey who laid me a trap, and he couldn't tell me that I had run so far away. Okay, you all bullied me honestly, so I won't go back. I lay here for a while. When Tang Seng was so hungry that he couldn't stand it anymore, he naturally thought of me. Then I went back and said that I had walked dozens of miles, which wasted time. Tang Seng must scold the monkey, seeing if he dared to tease me. Bajie thought, and found a flat place, arched with his body, and then arched a pit, and then found a stone as a pillow. In a moment, he entered his dream.

If you talk about supernatural powers, Bajie can only occupy the last level at most. However, when it comes to eating, drinking and sleeping, all the gods and immortals are not as good as Bajie. When Bajie sleeps, he throws all his worries behind his head. Tang Monk Wukong and Buddhist monks to become Buddhas are all not as important as Chang'e in his dreams. Even the mosquitoes, ants, grasshoppers and earthworms crawl on Bajie, Bajie never woke up.

Wukong followed the traces of Bajie's walking and found Bajie. He saw that Bajie was sleeping comfortably in the grass. He was angry. But he thought again that Bajie was the most slick, but Tang Monk liked him the most. If he beat him now, he would make up some lies and complain to me in front of his master. Wouldn't he betray me another one? I teased him this time and told him to say he was talking in front of Tang Monk, and see how Tang Monk favored him.

Look at Wukong again, pinched and chanted the spell, and cast the seventy-two changes. He transformed himself into a woodpecker. The bird was not big or small, and weighed on the scale, and only had two or three taels of weight, but it had a red copper beak and black iron feet. He saw Bajie, spread his wings and flew down, and was falling on Bajie's face. Bajie slept like a dead pig, but he could not notice it. Wukong saw that Bajie's face was thick and thick, and he was afraid that he would tick him and tick him. After searching for a long time, only his lips were softer, so he stuttered hard according to Bajie's lips. At this moment, Wukong did not retain any strength. He slapped him, let alone Bajie's skin, even the flesh almost pecked him.

Bajie was pecked on Wukong's lips, and the pain was pierced. The fool was so scared that he crawled up in panic and shouted, "There are monsters, there are monsters, and they actually hit me in the mouth while I was not prepared!" Bajie shouted, stretched out his hand to touch the wound, and touched the wound. Bajie took a deep breath and shouted, "Where are monsters coming from? How dare you hit your grandpa pig? Are you afraid that my senior brother will come to beat you?" Bajie was muttering in his mouth, but for a long time there was no movement, and he said strangely, "Wuji, who hit me?" Then he suddenly looked up and looked up.

When I looked up, I saw Wukong becoming a woodpecker standing on the tree. The idiot gritted his teeth and scolded, "This broken bird, Bimawen bullied me, you bullied me too. I know that he must not recognize me as a person. He only treats my mouth as a piece of rotten tree. There are bugs in it. He came to find the insects to eat and pecked me this time. But why does this bird have such great strength? Okay, he is a beast. I can do whatever I can to do with him. Just wait until I put my mouth in my arms and continue to sleep."

After Bajie finished speaking, he fell to sleep, but this time he hid his head under his arm, and suddenly he snored again. Wukong was amused and laughed, thinking that what Tang Seng said was not unreasonable. In the world, even people like Zhu Bajie can become immortals. How can I always see them? I even the Supreme Spirit Monkey, even if I cannot become a saint, I have to cultivate into a Hunyuan Daluo Golden Immortal to pass the exam. Otherwise, I would be called to others for a joke.

Wukong thought, looking at Bajie again, and he didn't like him, so he flew up again and landed on Bajie's neck. Seeing Bajie hiding his face tightly, he picked up the soft and soft place, pecked behind the ear, and was so scared that the fool got up again and said, "This broken bird, why can't I stop disturbing me when I sleep here? Forget it, I guess this is his nest, and I'm afraid I'll take it, so I came to drive me away. Since that's the case, I won't sleep with him!" After Bajie said that, he resisted the palladium, went out of the grass, and found a way to go.

Wukong stopped Bajie from leaving, and turned into a small insect, biting Bajie. He saw that Bajie took two steps, but stopped again and said, "No, I can't go back yet. After being tricked by the monkey, he must go back and sue the monkey. But after he went back, his master asked me where I was, but I didn't say, "I must be thorough enough to answer the answer." Bajie said, strolling back and forth, thinking for a while, clapping his hands and laughing, "I have it, Master."

When my father asked me where I went, I said I went west. Master asked me how far I had walked, and I said I had walked a hundred and eighty miles. Master asked me if I had found someone, and then I said no. Master asked me how the terrain was ahead and whether it was easy to walk. I said that I was a pig, and it was difficult for you to walk. If he asked anything more, I said that I was tired and I couldn't remember it." After Bajie finished speaking, he calculated twice and felt that everything was foolproof. Then he accelerated his pace and walked back.

When Wukong saw that he wanted to go back, he hid his body and recited a Dharma rule. He shrank into an inch. He came back earlier than Bajie. When he saw Tang Seng, he smiled and said, "Master, don't be anxious. Bajie was lazy and slept in front of him. He was making up a lie and dealing with your question. It was about to arrive." Tang Seng naturally knew what Bajie's temper was, but among his three disciples, Tang Seng was the most useless to treat Bajie. No matter what method you use to deal with him, he just couldn't change his temper. He could not help but call Tang Seng. After many times of teaching, Tang Seng was too lazy to care about Bajie.

Seeing Tang Monk's face hesitation, Wukong hurriedly said, "Master, this time Bajie said he went to Huazhai, but he was sleeping in front of him, asking you to be hungry and to frame me. I heard this with my own ears. There is a testimonial. You can't protect your shortcomings. If you don't punish him, I will not accept it." After Wukong finished speaking, he slept in the grass, and woke him up with his own changes. How far did he have to walk? Is there anyone else? Whether the road is easy to walk, I said it all. Tang Monk was so happy that he couldn't stop laughing and couldn't even close his mouth.

After saying that, the idiot walked back soon, panicked along the way, afraid that he would forget the words he had prepared, and he lowered his head and kept muttering and reviewing. He tripped by the stone and staggered. He found that he had come to the front of Tang Monk. He hurriedly shrank his head and wanted to hide behind him, but Wukong shouted: "idiot, I saw you walking with your head down from afar, muttering, what are you talking about?" Bajie then raised his head, lifted his ears, pretended to look at it, "So I've come back, I've walked a lot, and I've already fainted!"

The idiot didn't know anything else, but he was the best at pleasing Tang Seng. He walked forward and knelt down and said, "Master, I haven't seen you for half a day, I miss you for a damn apprentice." Tang Seng held back his smile and said, "Advisor, you really have worked hard." Bajie nodded hurriedly and said, "It's the one who walks and climbs the mountain, thank you for the first time." Tang Seng said, "You've been there for so long, where have you been?" Bajie said, "Brother Monkey said he had a vegetarian meal, so I went west, but this monkey urged me to death."

, I went west for a long time, but I didn't find a family!" Tang Seng said, "How far have you been?" Bajie said, "I've walked a hundred and eighty miles." Tang Seng asked, "Is there anyone?" Bajie said, "No one family." Tang Seng asked, "Since I'm going west, what's the road?" Bajie said, "I'm walking on that road, and it's probably a little difficult for the master to walk." Tang Seng asked, "But what else is there?" Bajie said, "I'm just rushing to the road, and I don't see many of the others clearly."

After Tang Seng asked, he stopped talking. Bajie was happy. He was really lucky today. The question he thought about was exactly the same as what his master asked. At this time, Sha Seng beside him couldn't help laughing. Bajie was displeased when he saw it and said, "Junior brother, you have been resting here for half a day, but I have walked the mountain road for half a day. Why are you still laughing at me?" Sha Seng is an honest man and can't hide the matter. He said, "Senior brother, don't pretend. The eldest brother went to look for you just now. He had seen sleeping in the grass. He changed the woodpecker to wake you up. He also heard the words you made up. He had already said to us in advance. Now that you are back, what you said is exactly the same as what the eldest brother said, so I laughed."

Bajie was shocked when he heard this, but Bajie was the one who had eaten and met. He knew that he would always have to occupy three parts of the reason. If he was panicked and kowtowed and admitted his mistake, then the monkey might be bullied. He might as well bring a villain to complain first and instead fight the monkey. Even if it is a rationale or not, as long as he bites it and doesn't let go, the monkey can't do anything to him.

Thinking of this, Bajie knelt down to Tang Seng and said, "Master, I know I was wrong, but I can't blame me. It's all this monkey. I told me there was something to eat in front of me, so I went there. But after walking so far, I saw that there was no one, I couldn't help but lie on the side of the road and slept. This was the time that I wasted. If you want to punish me, just punish me alone. Never recite the Forbidden Hoop Curse. "

Wukong jumped over from the side and cursed, "You idiot, haven't walked out a few miles apart, so you're tired and sleepy. You dare to ask your master to recite the Forbidden Hoop Spell, and see if I don't hit you a few times." Bajie panicked, you hid behind Tang Seng and said, "That mourning stick is really heavy. If you wipe your skin and rub it, you will get hurt. There is no need to take a few strokes, and you will die in one go! If you don't lie to me and go out to Huazhai, how can I go out for so long? How can you say I'm wronging you?"

As the two of them said, they started to make noise and kept circling around Tang Monk. Tang Monk was dizzy when they saw it. Tang Monk could only shout, tell them to stop, and said, "Since that's the case, I can understand that this time, you both have mistakes and punish them together. In this way, I see that there are really no peace in the mountains, so you two took weapons and went to explore the way forward, first to see if there are any fairies, and second to get along with each other, don't fight and make a fuss at any time, what kind of pride is it." Wukong Bajie saw that Tang Monk was angry, and he didn't dare to speak. He looked at each other dissatisfiedly. Wukong left first, Bajie followed behind, one in front and one behind, and went to explore the way forward.

But this mountain is called Pingding Mountain, and the cave is also called Lotus Cave. There are two monsters in the cave, calling the King of Jinjiao and the King of Yinjiao. Jinjiao is sitting and said to Yinjiao: "Brother, how long have we been patrolling the mountain?" Yinjiao said: "It's been half a month." Jinjiao said: "Brother, you are going to patrol with me today." Yinjiao said: "Why did you think of patrolling the mountain today?" Jinjiao said: "You don't know, recently I heard that the Tang Dynasty in the East sent a brother, Tang Monk, to worship Buddha in the west.

, a group of four groups, named Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, and Ma Wukou. Look where he is, bring him with me." Yinjiao said, "We want to eat people, why don't we catch a few? What kind of delicious food does this monk have? His disciple is not easy to mess with, so why don't you call him over and forget it." Jinjiao said, "You don't know, I have heard people say: Tang Monk is the elder Jinchan Linfan, a good person who practices for ten generations. He has not yet leaked a little Yuanyang, and he can live forever after eating a piece of meat."
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