Chapter 106 Xiao Shen stick
Chapter 106 Xiao Shenshu
Hu Mei had just finished packing her luggage and was planning to take a break, the phone inside the room suddenly rang. (- )
"Hello?"
"Hello, here is the Shuangwaiwai Swimsuit Company, which is full of excitement when you see you. Based on the principle of customer first and optimal service, our company recommends our company's latest products, Phantom Series. Phantom Series is a bikini series designed by our company's world-class top designer Xiao Biji. It is made of silk from Tianshan ice silkworms. It has a cool touch and is perfectly integrated with your body, giving you a different feeling this summer."
Hu Mei opened her mouth wide and said before she could continue talking like a bean over. "The silky touch, the cool and delicate, the perfect three-point style, and a little bit of sexy little cuteness, guaranteeing that you will become the most dazzling star on the entire beach. Our Phantom Bikini is out of stock and scarce. Now I have only ten models on my hands. In order to give back to new and old customers, we decided to give back to our most distinguished customers!"
"Is there any price to be in the past? Is there a piece of tens of thousands of yuan per piece? But today, today, now, at this moment, I want to recommend it to you. Our tenth anniversary commemorative model is the only ten sets I have in my hand."
"You must think this will be very expensive, right? It's more than 10,000, right?"
"Then I will tell you today that you guessed it wrong. In order to give back to new and old customers, we decided to make the price cut to the end. It only costs 9 yuan, right! That's right! You heard it right! It only costs nine yuan, you can bring home this unique Phantom series bikini on the market! Wear it on the beach and show your personal charm..."
Hu Mei's skin shook slightly, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted, "Stop!"
The voice on the opposite side finally stopped, and then after a few seconds, he asked tentatively, "Miss, are you not satisfied with our product? Since that's the case, we also have a cute bellyband series and a seductive black silk series here!"
"Enough, Xiao Qiang, I already heard it was you!"
Hu Mei finally couldn't bear it anymore and said loudly with a frown.
"Huh? Sister Gang? Isn't this the room between Song Xiaoxiao and Tang Yu?" Xiao Qiang's confusion came from the opposite side, and then the other party's low murmur came again, "Damn, I've pressed the wrong number!"
Then Hu Mei heard the other party hung up the phone, and put down the phone helplessly, echoing the guy's speech just now. Hu Mei couldn't help but shake her head, "He's really a guy who can't grow up!"
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Sunshine, waves, beach, and a... big shorts!
A pair of big styled shorts, a fancy plaid shirt on the upper body, and a toad sunglasses, a typical playboy type.
Xiao Qiang believes that only this pair of large sunglasses is the most useful, allowing him to observe every bikini beauty coming and going in all directions without being discovered.
Faced with the comfortable sea breeze, Xiao Qiang lit a cigarette and scratched his thighs. Regardless of his image, he suddenly stretched out his hands and recited with emotion.
"Ah! Dahai, you are my real mother!"
puff!
Several girls in swimsuits who happened to pass by were laughing and laughing, looking at the weird guy in front of him as he walked.
"Haha!" Xiao Qiang suddenly stretched out his arms, "Beauty, I'm here with the bikini!"
After a comprehensive scan of Xiao Qiang's eyes in sunglasses, he finally found a little beauty with slim figure and thin legs and buttocks. Although her chest has not yet fully developed, she is already considered a top beauty.
After deciding the first goal, Xiao Qiang just waited for the other party to come to his door!
Sure enough, after a while, the little beauty slowly walked towards this side. When she was about to pass by Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang coughed gently.
"It is a way to meet you thousands of miles away, but it is hard to hold your hands without you! This lady, seeing your rosy complexion and a smile on your lips, you will be lucky at first sight. I wonder if the lady is in the mood to let me test you a divination? Within five minutes, it will definitely make you look at you with admiration."
The girl glanced at Xiao Qiang lightly and looked up and down a few times, "Uncle, your way of picking up a conversation is too Mars!"
Xiao Qiang shook his thrust indifferently, and gently flicked the ash with his fingers, making him look like a paranormal.
"Will I tell you that I am a real God's calculator and those who are scammers under the overpass are different? It seems that if you don't believe it, then I'll tell you a fortune first!"
After saying that, Xiao Qiang swept around the other party with interest, muttering to himself.
"Well, based on your current height and weight, the inclination of your standing, plus the arc of your chest, I calculated that your breast size is 70a!"
"You..." The girl was stunned, her face turned slightly red, and she spat in a low voice, but she didn't seem to be angry. Instead, she looked at Xiao Qiang with some curiosity, "How did you know the specific data?"
"Just tell me if it's accurate, right?" Xiaoqiang said in a very bad mood.
"Accurate!" The girl gritted her teeth and said loudly, as if she was determined to expose Xiao Qiang's true face.
"You really know how to tell fortunes?" The girl still seemed a little unbelievable.
"This beauty, please turn your tone into a positive end? Do you know? Your question just now is a great insult to my profession. As an orthodox and rigorous descendant of the authentic divination master who takes the interests of the people for his own interests, do I have no reason to be proud?"
"My purpose is to help all the mortals in the dark, find the direction of life for you, and light a bright lamp for those lost ordinary people! A flower, a world, a leaf, a Bodhi, everyone is equal in front of heaven. They will be confused, happy, angry, mournful, and happy, so I am the bright lamp that can solve your worries and problems!"
"Just ask me to calculate the hexagram, and call me Xiao Daxian in the next path, and go down the mountain to relieve suffering and accumulate good virtues!"
Xiao Qiang sneered, "Little girl, I think about it everywhere, I also claim to be cheating Xiao Shenshu, and fooling many rich people. (5) The middle-aged and young wife of the family are willing to pay for themselves and consecrate Pudu for many people! You are a little girl with not even a fully developed breast, so how can you be easily captured!"
"Is it true? Then can you help me calculate my marriage?" the girl asked curiously.
"A marriage is a thread, and if you are destined to meet you, you will not meet you without a chance! I just said that this kind of thing is simple, let's go back to my questions first, I will calculate a divination for you. Now you can tell me first, your height and weight, your measurements, what color is, and what color of your underwear, well, I have to touch it myself... Oh no, pinch your finger bones and look at your palm lines..."
(ps: The fourth update is delivered. It’s not that the old demon is slow to update, but it’s because the website is not edited today on weekends. The refresh is too slow. It takes half an hour to refresh after uploading! Well, continue to ask for collection and ratings! Ratings!)
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Chapter completed!