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Chapter 98: This broken organization eats jujube pills

"Boss, our country has a complete constitution!" A young man wearing a retro pilot helmet and a leather jacket said to the monster thief in white who was entering the door.

His speech made the other people in the room look like this white-clothed monster thief.

The uncle with a beard took off the ink glass stuck in the frame of his right eye, looked at the monster thief in white, and then said negatively: "I didn't expect you to be such a person. Let's break up."

At the same time, the man who was barefoot in the air in the room repairing a cool black sports car also raised his right foot and compared his middle finger to express his contempt for this unreliable leader.

Another high school student who was pressing the calculator looked up and continued to be in the reconciliation work in annoyance.

The white-clothed monster thief who had just entered the house still responded with a normal expression even though he was ridiculed by everyone, saying, "Isn't Prime Minister Ma De Zhizhang going to amend the constitution?"

Then push the trolley to the center of the house. The trolley is loaded with the harvest of their trip - Xuanyuan Ding (8th-floor package and water release version)

"Even if the constitution is amended and abducted young girls, they will be in jail." A beautiful silver-haired beauty walked in from outside the door. This person was the woman Yu Lei saw in the first class of the plane.

However, if Yu Lei looked carefully, he would find that this beauty's breasts... were not as big as those of "Natalia Kaminsky" in the anime.

However, this did not affect the other person's figure. At this time, she walked to the trolley and picked up the little Loli Shishi who was not their organization's target but was brought back by accident.

The Loli Shishi in the matter was still in the face of lollipop.

"Hehehe, young girls refer to those under ten years old, I am not interested in young girls!" The monster thief in white defended his behavior.

"But you like loli~" said Shishi innocently: "When you found me sitting in Xuanyuan Ding, the first thing you see in your eyes was surprise.

After the surprise of 0.23 seconds, you thought about it for 0.03 seconds, and then you decided to think that you didn't see it and start to wrap the Xuanyuan Ding directly.

After that, during the flashing of your eyes in the air, you should think of 235 ways to explain to your teammates.

And, on the way back, you stared at three candy stores, two children's clothing stores, two swimwear stores, eight ice cream stores, five jewelry stores and a custom-made clothing store.”

Before the child Shishi could finish speaking, a calculator flew over and hit the white-clothed monster thief's forehead.

"Brother Idiot! We have no money! You have to customize a set of clothes when you go stealing Xuanyuan Ding." The girl in the uniform of a high school student immediately punched and kicked her, the white-clothed monster thief.

Fortunately, when the white-clothed monster thief was about to be killed, Koizumi, who was wearing crew uniforms, relieved him of the siege.

He held the girl's wrist and handed out a charming rose and said, "Beautiful girl, being angry will cause wrinkles to appear on the corners of your eyes~"

"Brother Koizumi, how do you know that today is my birthday?" The girl said with her eyes lit up: "And it seems that my dead brother has completely forgotten."

"Cough cough" The monster thief in white who was glaring at by his sister coughed twice awkwardly, then found a reason to defend himself: "In ancient China, a legendary general once said, 'How can the Huns celebrate the festival before they were destroyed!'"

"'Why did the family be the one who has not yet been destroyed?' This is what the ancient Chinese general 'Huo Qubing' said. If you are not good at your level, then go back and continue studying!" The man with a retro pilot helmet teased.

"Yes, yes! We still have a sacred mission to rescue this country from dire straits! How can we indulge in holidays and birthdays!" The monster thief in white said righteously, as if he was carrying a sacred mission!

"A bad old man, a repairman, a plane pilot with a planesickness, a male high school student and a female high school student, plus a funny artist and the only female killer who can be regarded as a tough character..."

The old man next to him said in extreme pessimism: "Forget it, let's break up~"

"What is a repairman? I can repair Gundam for me, please see if you can see it!" The man called a repairman jumped down from the sports car on the workbench and defended himself.

"I do feel like I have the talent of a funny artist, that's right." Koizumi took out the mirror to look at herself and said with satisfaction.

"It's not a daily routine for a high school student to save the world! It's like this in comics!" The monster thief in white even took out a comic book and proved his innocence, saying that he was right.

"If you can't be a pilot if you are airsick! If I am airsick, it must be a problem with the plane. It's so uncomfortable to fly a propeller plane!" The man with the pilot's helmet pulled the goggles on the helmet and put them on, arguing for himself.

"I'm really sorry for being a beautiful and cute high school student~" The girl's high school student hugged her hands with a very temper, then leaned against the shelf.

"..." Natalia Kaminsky, whose chest shrinks, does not intend to insert this meaningless conversation.

"A little news is inserted below."

While these people were arguing, Shishi opened it himself

"The JH370 flight of Huaying Airlines, which is scheduled to arrive at Tokyo International Airport this evening, was attacked by terrorists, and the Chinese artifact "Xuanyuan Ding" transported on the flight was stolen.

Fortunately, all members of the "Sunset Red Elderly Symphony Orchestra" who took the same flight landed safely.

Please see the detailed report below.”

"Hello, everyone, we are now welcoming the "Sunset Red Elderly Symphony Orchestra" from afar at Osaka Harbor. It is understood that the average age of the orchestra members is 80 years old.

This time, the terrorists took the opportunity to prevent these old people from receiving too much fright. It is understood that these old people successfully drove away these terrorists and escaped with parachutes.

Now, what appears under our camera is the scene of the elderly landing from the sunset one after another.

It can be seen that these more than a hundred old people are lined up in the sky and lined up in the human character, which shows their extremely high skydiving level.

Oh, everyone, everyone, look. These old people are still lined up in the sky with a Chinese character "Sun", which means the rising sun, and it is also the name of our "Yang Kingdom".

(Note: Just know what the name of Japan is. Because I am afraid of 404, this joke is not perfect.)

It seems that these friends who came from afar were not frightened by this terrorist attack, but were full of expectations and confidence in this cross-strait cultural exchange."

"You Chinese old men... are you so cheerful?" ZERO, a white-clothed monster thief, came to the side of the child Shishi, and said in broken Chinese with a look of surprise: "Are you not angry like this?"

"No." Shishi replied in pure Japanese: "'Sun' means to curse people, it is probably similar to 'go to die'."

The white-clothed monster ZERO tilted his head and opened his mouth to express a surprised expression. Shishi's little loli smiled and stuffed the lollipop he had just eaten into the white-clothed monster's mouth.

Then, the child Shishi showed him a tube of powerful glue that was somewhat shrunk in a white-clothed monster ZERO's happy look.
Chapter completed!
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