In broad daylight, Yu Lei naturally cannot let those little monsters open the door for normal guests. It is also even worse to let a guest like Mikeko open the door.

In addition, Yu Lei had no courage to call Zhao Ling at all, so the burden of opening the door naturally fell on Yu Lei's shoulders.

There is no way, who said that this was the one who came to find him?

"Open the door! If you have the ability to trick us, you have the ability to open the door! Don't hide inside and don't make a sound, I know you are at home!"

Yu Lei, who was opening the door, felt that he was already a big shot. This guy outside the door should be a fake Kikumaru Eiji. This is the fuck Aunt Kikumaru Yuki!

But there seems to be not so many Qiong Yao dramas in this world, and these bad lines are just accidental...

Although Yu Lei thought so, his mind now is full of "You have the ability to steal a man, you have the ability to open the door!" "You have the ability to open the door! You have the ability to open the door!", and it also has a magical brainwashing style tune.

He vaguely remembered that this seemed to be a magical brainwashing song with more than one million views on B.C. I accidentally clicked it in, and then my mind was filled with these two lyrics.

At that time, Yu Lei couldn't learn anything for two days, and his mind was full of these brainwashing songs. After all, this evoked Yu Lei's tragic memories when he was a child.

Watching the cartoon, I snatched the remote control and played "Love Deep Rain", crying while watching.

Watching the Anti-Japanese War movie, I snatched the remote control and played "Love Deep Rain", crying while watching.

Watching an idol drama, I snatched the remote control and played "Love Deep Rain", crying while watching.

The key is that this dog-dance TV series was replayed many times. Anyway, every time Yu Lei gets the remote control, I can accurately switch to the satellite TV station with "Love Deep Rain". There are so many satellite TV stations across the country, you broadcast "Return of the Condor Heroes", I broadcast "Love Deep Rain", and he broadcasts "Journey to the West".

The most important thing is... Yu Lei looked at him... and he still thought it was quite interesting?

It smells so good!

Therefore, Yu Lei was very angry about this TV series that basically ruined Yu Lei's childhood.

"What are you doing? Why are young people so impatient now?"

Since these junior high school students have been called uncles, Yu Lei, who is eighteen years old, doesn't mind being an old senior - just treating it as a take advantage.

Eiji Kikumaru originally thought that this uncle was really not at home, so he simply shouted at the door without any concealment, but it was not as if Yu Lei had arrived late.

There is a point in Japan, where the class sense of superiors and subordinates, fronts and juniors is very obvious. Although there is the so-called "lower defeats the upper", people who "lower defeats the upper" really put themselves in the "lower".

As for what Kikumaru Eiji's comments just now, it was indeed very impolite. After all, Yu Lei always abused them with "ball skills". In the world of "Prince of Tennis", or the world of these second-tier students in tennis, as long as you beat me with tennis, then your reason is correct.

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Do you understand?

So, Kikumaru Eiji took two steps back and apologized directly to Yu Lei: "I'm sorry, uncle, I thought you were not here."

"Ah, by the way, we brought fresh sushi, and even the ingredients were just captured! And this is also Dashi's craftsmanship. His family also runs a sushi restaurant, and his craftsmanship is no worse than that of the chefs of the uncle's house.

Moreover, Taocheng and the little ghost head both made great efforts to capture the ingredients, so they were definitely fresh!”

At the same time, Kikumaru Eiji brought up a plastic food box, and the sushi rolls inside were neatly lying in the box.

Although I don’t know why these little guys have nothing to do to show their affection, Yu Lei was not embarrassed to refuse after being kind, although Yu Lei always felt that something strange was happening.

"Sir Yu Lei, the meat in the sushi should be a grasshopper." At this time, a watermelon-sized crow dog quietly flew behind Yu Lei and reminded Yu Lei.

Upon hearing this, Yu Lei frowned slightly, and the sushi made from grasshopper meat... These little guys are not going to take revenge on me, right?

But have they never heard of the biological classification of "Catalozoics of the Family", is there a subspecies called "foodie species" after the classification of the Animalozoics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Classics of the Class

Especially among Chinese people, "foodies" account for the majority, and for them, everything in this world cannot escape the final questions.

"Can you eat it?"

"Is it tasty?"

“How to eat?”

In order to eat dumplings, the Chinese invented the Spring Festival.

In order to eat dumplings, the Chinese invented Lantern Festival.

In order to eat Qingtuan, the Chinese invented Qingming Festival.

In order to eat rice dumplings, the Chinese invented the Dragon Boat Festival.

In order to eat Qiaoguo, the Chinese invented the Chinese Valentine's Day.

In order to eat mooncakes, the Chinese invented the Mid-Autumn Festival.

In order to eat flower cakes, the Chinese invented the Double Ninth Festival.

Even to discuss whether to eat dumplings or dumplings in the winter solstice, it can even quarrel in the north and south;

Even eating a tofu brain can make the sweet party and the salty party break the head;

Even in this country, the three stages of friendship can be summarized as - what does it mean to not eat spicy hot pot? - OK, okay, let's just let's go - Oh, if you have a bad stomach, you should eat clear soup.

Although the above is just a joke, Yu Lei, who was born in this country, can proudly say... a documentary about eating not only has high ratings but also has once dominated the people for a long time.

Oh, by the way, Yu Lei can't forget the smell of the red scarf when he was in elementary school.

What’s the result now! You Japanese primary school students actually think that sushi with grasshopper filling can be used as a routine, and a way to spoof Yu Lei?

What kind of tennis does students do if they have nothing to do, read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more.

Don’t you know that one year a locust disaster occurred in a province in China, and as a result, a bunch of foodies ran to the most serious places to catch news about locust eating.

According to media reports, reporter: May I ask how many corn crops have been lost in this locust plague?

Messenger: How much is corn worth?

Reporter:mmp...

The sales price of East Asian locusts: 15-25 yuan/jin, and the online sales price of high-quality green living grasshoppers is higher, with a sales price ranging from 25-55 yuan/jin.

Corn is only about two or three yuan per catty, and this is still the sales price rather than the wholesale price. So there is really a large-scale locust plague. If farmers think quickly, they might make a profit if they can catch locusts and sell them. Of course, some locusts have certain toxins that can cause allergies in humans.

As for why farmers starved to death when there was a locust plague in ancient times?

There were locusts for a while. After this period of time, the locusts had eaten up the food and all the locusts flew away. Moreover, the locusts could not be preserved. You can't count on these locusts to spend the winter. Chinese people eat fried grasshoppers as vegetables instead of food.

By the way, pork is about ten yuan per pound, and chicken is generally about seven yuan per pound.

So Yu Lei wanted to eat grasshoppers but couldn't eat them. As a result, these children thought they could disgust Yu Lei.

This is the disadvantage of not reading, the asymmetry of information.

"Huh? Is this sushi with grasshopper stuffing? Oh, how do you know I like to eat fried grasshoppers!" In order to further attack these second-year students, Yu Lei was very happy to have a grasshopper sushi under his subordinates, and then happily ate it in front of them, "Chicken smells, crispy!

Let me tell you that grasshoppers are not only delicious, but also have six times the protein of beef and are rich in vitamins a, b, c, d, e, f, g, as well as trace elements such as potassium, calcium, sodium, magnesium, aluminum, zinc, iron, etc.

Locusts are not only delicious food, but also good medicine for curing diseases. According to the records in the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic, they have the effects of enhancing memory, preventing Alzheimer's disease, and treating brain dementia."

Seeing Yu Lei talking very well, these second-year junior high school students were stunned.

‘Are he saying all the truth?’ This thought came to mind in the minds of Eiji Kikumaru and a group of junior high school students.

Of course... Yu Lei is talking nonsense.

Vitamin ABC is okay. Vitamin D is the body that can produce solar energy by itself, and vitamin G... that thing is usually called vitamin B2.

Potassium, calcium, sodium, magnesium, aluminum, zinc, and iron are the order of metal activity. As for aluminum elements... Intake of aluminum elements can cause people to lose memory, have low intelligence, slow movement, and stimulate people to aging. Only when ionic aluminum is absorbed by the human body, but too much is not good.

As for the final "Huangdi Neijing" it is true - after all, Yu Lei himself is Huangdi, and he will say whatever he says.
Chapter completed!