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Chapter 150: Come, call Dad

“…”

“…”

The dialogue between Yu Lei and Jiang Yuebai fell into a long silence. Jiang Yuebai had never considered the issue of Yu Lei not remembering his number...

Regarding this situation, Jiang Yuebai planned to joke: "Actually... I am your father."

"Cha?" Yu Lei was so confused that he couldn't find the North by this sudden answer. What the hell are people these days?

No, it is correct to say that what the hell are girls nowadays?

The boys' emoticons are all cute girls whimpering there. This is the man's sexual orientation, so there is no problem.

What about girls? They are all panda heads and emoticons that make people call them dad. Are your girls' sexual orientations now beginning to change, from a macho to a young man and then to... Yu Lei doesn't know what he has evolved into.

"Just say yelling or not. If you don't, don't think about your game dividends. Now there are almost 100 million. I originally planned to hit you directly..." However, before Jiang Yuebai finished speaking, Yu Lei couldn't wait to interrupt.

"dad!"

This shout was kind and touching, full of the son's longing and love for his father.

However, Jiang Yuebai on the other end of the phone was frightened by Yu Lei's shamelessness and said silence: "Hey hey! Where is your integrity! Yu Lei's integrity! Will your parents not beat you to death if they know?"

"Haha." Yu Lei smiled evilly and said to the girl on the phone whom he still couldn't remember: "Fairy? If my mother knew that I lost 100 million because she didn't call you father, she would have to beat me to death."

"..." Jiang Yuebai said nothing for a long time. Although she had heard such a joke... she didn't expect that the other party had never thought about it.

There is a moral issue. If you put 100 million cash in front of you, can you get 100 million by slapping your mother? Or will you not slap it?

In fact, there is no answer to this question. If you don’t slap your mother, you can slap you to death. No matter whether you slap or not, your mother will slap you to death if you don’t get 100 million.

After all, this is a matter of price and harvest. If you can get 100 million by slap, it is a profit for every parent. If you replace the premise of slap with another unacceptable price, the result will be different.

But increase this gain even higher, such as killing one of your relatives to save all humanity...

Then this question is different again.

However, here in Yu Lei, he can answer this ultimate question. If there is a big boss who says killing someone can save all humanity, then he will kill this boss directly.

Look, I killed you and saved all mankind.

However, here, these questions are just two jokes.

"Okay, I'm convinced you. I just said that I am the person who takes over the [fate] series of Sister Lily. The release of games, animation, peripherals and holy crystal stones has already been on the right track. Those summoners who are stupid and have a lot of money in the world have begun to start exploding their livers and summoning."

Jiang Yuebai began to tell Yu Lei about the current situation of the [fate] series. Speaking of which, Yu Lei did not seem to have paid much attention to anything other than throwing out a script and pre-settings and original drawing manuscripts.

"Now, the problem I face is that I don't have the powerful ability of Sister Lily, and I can't designate to summon the character Sister Lily wants.

Let me tell you, if "Miss Meiyou" is summoned by a strange uncle, you will be really dead. No one can save you in the nine heavens and ten earth gods and Buddhas."

At this time, Yu Lei complained sharply: "We really have things like gods and Buddhas in the heavens? The gods are all ugly enough. What should gods and Buddhas in the heavens be ugly?"

"Hey hey! Have you figured out the key points? The key points are that you will be beaten to death by Sister Lily!" Jiang Yuebai angrily threw out the doll in his hand.

A crisp sound came from the phone. Yu Lei didn't know what was smashed, but he could hear the little girl seemed angry.

At this time, Yu Lei couldn't help but feel a sense of joy in his heart, and even the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

However, Yu Lei was a little unhappy about a question: "Speaking of it, why do I have your phone number and there are notes? And who are you?"

"Have you turned on your phone? I just found someone and changed your address book. I deleted the study materials in your phone. Do you know if the child reads these bad things?" Jiang Yuebai seemed to really treat himself as Yu Lei's father.

"Also, although we have only met once, did you completely forget about such a big thing when Uncle Andrew's wedding?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Lei remembered that he seemed to have met a woman named Jiang Yuebai at a wedding not long ago.

But...

Think about what Yu Lei did in this month? How could a big salted fish like Yu Lei remember a character who had met and played once, and had a supporting role?

What's more, you all have a girlfriend. A girl who is not a relative or accustomed to remember that she is so hard to do?

As for the issue of learning materials, Yu Lei thinks it should be explained clearly. He is a person with a girlfriend. If his girlfriend knows that he still has such a video, what should he think?

Moreover, neither of them is a novice driver who knows nothing. Although their bodies are still green, they are old drivers who have been merging in their souls for a long time.

If Zhao Ling misunderstood this, he would definitely think that Yu Lei was particularly virgin...

What's more, that's the real learning materials! He was preparing to use it as a joke. When will he send a G study materials to his brother, he told his classmates to have enough paper code.

As a result, the other party opened it and found that it was a science and education learning material. He asked you to bring paper, which means you would take notes. The expression was exciting to think about it!

"Well, the ones stored in my mobile phone are really learning materials, including information on making firearms, information on making nuclear bombs, and paperclip production technology..." Yu Lei said awkwardly.

"I understand, I understand, as a child, it is normal for curiosity. Don't hide it from the elder sister!" Jiang Yuebai looked like I was an adult and looked down on you little kid.

However, Yu Lei still planned to hit Jiang Yuebai's young heart, "Well, I have a girlfriend, and I have done everything I should do, so these videos are really learning materials, without the ones you think... You won't have seen them because you are shy, right?"

After Yu Lei said this, Jiang Yuebai instantly blushed.

Why is this person so perverted? How could she, a lady, go to see those things? At most, just read the BL notebook! But this topic cannot be directly admitted, so Jiang Yuebai plans to act like a rogue.

"I said yes, that's it! I'll give you dividends if I believe it or not!

besides

Now! Immediately! Immediately! Get out of here to the Demon City and help summon it! Otherwise you will be dead!

I said it!

Otherwise, no one can save you, the Tathagata, the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and Odin Zeus!”

There is nothing that can’t be solved by playing a rogue. If there is... it means that this matter violates the law.

"But I am in Japan, and Tathagata and Buddha are the same guy. You just said it again." Yu Lei said helplessly. Even if Japan takes a plane, it is impossible for him to arrive at the Demon City immediately. As for those teleportation techniques, Yu Lei is lazy and doesn't want to move.

Anyway, this matter is not urgent. Just those FGIs, who can make a hundred cheats for them, may not be able to summon characters in FG. Even if you want to summon five-star gold cards in the game, it is not that simple.

Yu Lei has long since changed the explosion rate. The more gold cards, the lower the chance of summoning. There are also legendary secret changes. The total number of gold cards issued worldwide is online every hour.

In addition, Yu Lei also instructed to launch a golden card experience, allowing you to experience the charm of heroic spirits in advance, and wait for you to experience them for three days before taking them back.

That’s right, Yu Lei is this evil dictatorial capitalist. Anyway, wizards and summoners are rich these days. Who else can they cheat?

Therefore, Yu Lei ignored Jiang Yuebai's threat at all.

"Even if Japan is sunk, you have to come back immediately!" Jiang Yuebai was so angry that he was forced to be criticized by Yu Lei, so he became a rogue again.

Seeing that Jiang Yuebai was a little irritable, Yu Lei comforted him in a gentle tone: "Little girl, don't make trouble. The eldest brother is going to have a honeymoon with the eldest sister. I'm back and bring you wedding candy!"

Obviously, Jiang Yuebai became even more angry when he heard such words to coax the child: "Damn fish! If you have the ability, don't come back!

Don’t come back even if Japan sinks!

I won’t beat you to death when Sister Lily comes back!

I have a sip of salt soda…”

"Du-Du-Du-"

Yu Lei did not intend to continue to get entangled with Jiang Yuebai, but hung up the phone directly.

"Young people are very energetic."

"But then again, why do I always have an ominous premonition?"

Dragging his chin, Yu Lei felt something strange seemed to be something strange, but Yu Lei, who had a poor memory like a fish, naturally couldn't remember where it was.

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Save me, I'll order now, don't say more than 100, less than fifty...
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