Yu Lei thought a lot and figured it out a lot.

He understood his naivety and how to face Zhao Ling.

However, since this book is not a magnificent masterpiece discussing philosophical life, it is a collection of typos by the author of the salted fish.

So Yu Lei couldn't understand why a little loli in a white dress with eyes falling outside, wearing a blood-stained white dress would pull the corner of his clothes and ask him, "Big brother, play with me!"

If you can't figure it out, just be afraid.

"Damn it! There's a ghost!"

Yu Lei was so scared that he jumped up, and then the loli ghost who was holding the corner of Yu Lei's clothes was kicked away by Yu Lei.

"It's embarrassing." Zhuge Wanglang covered his face and refused to look at the guy who was trembling with his lower body holding his spirit.

The first-level peak monk was so scared that he was scared by the little girl who had no grade and could only transform into a illusion and scare people.

It's really embarrassing. I wouldn't have called so many ghosts, but the ghosts in the whole city were called by me. Is this embarrassing young man not scared to death by me, right?

Zhuge Wanglang couldn't understand why he was hit by this guy and had no ability to resist, so he could only say disgust: "You are embarrassing, you are so scared by a wild ghost who has no entity or no offensiveness!"

Yu Lei was immediately unhappy when he heard Zhuge Wanglang say this.

It’s so scary that people are doing it to scare you, and you don’t even have a scared expression. That’s not that interesting enough.

And he even kicked the ghost away, it was the effect of his own magical freedom.

In fact, Yu Lei is not afraid of ghosts at all.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The loli ghost who was kicked away squatted on the side and cried, and his silver bell-like "心" body looked very delicate and adorable.

Especially when the blood on the dress disappeared, the eyes also returned to the sockets.

At this time, a middle-aged uncle wearing armor hugged his head ran over, raised his right hand and grabbed his hair, stretched out his head and said, "That thief! He actually bullied our little loli and loli ghost among the ghosts!

Wow! Go!

Today I must make that thief look good!"

Then, under the command of the headless ghost of the armor, countless yellow funny heads flew over and circled around Yu Lei, as if releasing some kind of energy fluctuation.

At the same time, these funny balls kept making "screaming" sounds from their mouths.

Yu Lei was blinded by this sudden change, and the sudden horror film turned into a large-scale battle scene.

He remembered that he had added a group number [163519378] with a group of book friends named [World Salted Fish Council]. When the author of this group went online, countless group friends would stop the topic they were discussing.

Then he frantically swept the screen with funny emoticons until the author was forced to live broadcast and write.

As a member of the Yingying Monster, Yu Lei was also very happy to have fun. When he saw the author being forced to write 10,000 in public, he also felt a strong sense of accomplishment.

But now he was facing a group of funny emoticons, Yu Lei was sad and angry. He finally realized the sad and angry feeling of the isolated and helpless group leader at that time, under the pressure of countless monsters.

Funny wearing a Christmas hat, funny wearing a cloak, funny drinking tea, funny wearing a crown, funny rotating 360°...

Yu Lei couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed the whispered monsters close to him, then rushed into a large formation composed of dozens of whispered monsters, and shouted loudly: "Let you say 'whispered'! I'll let you say 'whispered'!

Oh! You oh!

Don't do it well! What a whine!

I will kill you monsters to eliminate the harm to the people today!”

The Yingying monster, who was hit by Yu Lei's sudden face, was immediately defeated and fled. Yu Lei naturally prepared to pursue the victory.

However, the middle-aged headless armored man who had just commanded the whimpering monster reached out and grabbed his head and blocked Yu Lei, and then said solemnly: "This young hero is really a young hero.

But my Qunying Culture Communication Co., Ltd. has always acted without hurting lives, and has also had a rank in the Yubinger Council.

On weekdays, we can open a haunted house and rely on the scary spiritual income to make a prosperous life. We are also the "Top Ten Enterprises in Paying Taxes in accordance with the Law" in Yanxi City.

This time, the new guy from my company is not very sensible, but the young hero has already punished him a little, and I hope the young hero will be kind to others."

Yu Lei felt a little brain-breaking when he listened to the narration of this middle-aged male ghost.

The amount of information is too large, and he is not easy to digest.

When did the ghost start opening a company and pay taxes?

Do you want to abide by the law so law-abiding?

Sure enough, socialism is still good, and the spring breeze of reform blows all over the ground.

Even ghosts are so morally honest, so they are really prosperous, democratic, civilized, harmonious, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendly?

However, Yu Lei still thought of something wrong, "Then you just commanded these whimpers to come up and attack me!

Why are you asking me to be kind again now?”

"Cough cough" The head that was lifted in his hand was rosy. Nonsense, he couldn't defeat him!

Who can beat you and reason with you? We are ghosts! When have you ever seen ghosts so kind?

It wasn't the time to be conquered by you human monks.

No matter what, I have seen ghosts on the market. After a moment, the middle-aged headless ghost in armor explained quite naturally: "Just just now, I saw you handsome and elegant, and you have a regular background and extraordinary cultivation, so I want to make friends without fighting or getting to know each other.

Moreover, our company has now launched the 'VIP Professional Haunted House Wingman Package'. At that time, the young hero can come with his favorite confidante. Our company promises that the young hero will capture the hearts of the beauty in one day."

As he said that, the middle-aged male ghost waved his hand and a whimper floated over with a tray.

A VIP card made of gold was quietly lying on the tray, although there was a funny avatar engraved on the VIP card.

"Young hero, I'll tell you!" The middle-aged male ghost walked up to Yu Lei with a tray in one hand and his head in the other, and said in close proximity: "Our company has already matched several couples.

No matter whether your confidante is a cold iceberg or a jasper in the family, or whether it is a stingy or a ill person, we have a mature service method.

As long as you inform us, we will make your confidante admire you, and at night we will also give the city’s five-star presidential suite with double-sized bathtubs...

Compared to Yu Lei's stunned slut by the middle-aged male ghost, Zhuge Wanglang covered his forehead speechlessly.

You group of ghosts are really embarrassing. Are all the ghosts in Yanxi City as unscrupulous as you?

I lost a game and started licking it?

A group of dogs licking! Not enough to make up for it!

In fact, Zhuge Wanglang was a little misunderstood by the ghosts in Yanxi City. They were like other ghosts in cities, relying on scary talks with urban monsters at night to harvest the spiritual energy scattered by humans and absorb them, or to enter a large number of dreams to harvest spiritual energy on a large scale.

But everything has changed since Wang Junling, the chatterbox night-time man, came. One night-time man, is promoting five stories to a group of ghosts every day, four beauties and three loves.

If you don’t listen, you will beat me, if you don’t listen, you will continue to beat me. Each of them also sent a red book and asked them to take it back and hand-written it.

Then a lot of meddling in other people helped them build haunted houses, allowing them to absorb the aura that humans dissipated when they were frightened through the haunted houses.

If you don’t listen, you will beat me. If you don’t work, you will continue to beat me. After you finish the beating, you will continue to attend class. Anyway, the ghost is dead, so it’s okay to beat me.

Nowadays, ghosts are taught to be civilized, polite, hygienic, orderly, and moral. When you meet an old lady crossing the road, you can't help but want to help you, and when you meet a garbage thrown by the road, you can't help but pick it up...

Recently, the community has sent many banners to their company!

Fortunately, what happened to them was to be regarded as a typical example and promoted among the ghosts and people across the country, and they called on all good ghosts across the country to learn from them. This would not be the ghosts in their city that were the ones they had become jokes.

Those who don’t study are not good people.

If you are not a good ghost, you can become a good ghost under the education of night patrolmen.

And the reason why they were fooled by Zhuge Wanglang this time was that "the first-level rookie is for the night man, and the person is stupid and comes quickly!"

As a result, under Wang Junling's repeated education, a group of ghosts were taught to be whimpering monsters.

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PS:mmp, why do I have to write about ghosts in the middle of the night!
Chapter completed!