Chapter 75: (New Year, are you my wife, wife, wife, grandpa?
"So, you are what they say, is my wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, grandpa?"
As soon as Yu Lei arrived at the door of this smoothie shop, the proctor lady "Smoothie Xishi" greeted him coldly.
Although Yu Lei looked at the pure white long hair in front of him, with yellow pupils that are different from ordinary people, and there seemed to be a black cross in the center of his pupil. Of course, the most eye-catching thing is the three spiral spear-like ice guns floating behind the girl. The less obvious point is that the girl seems to be... suspended.
emmm...Isn't this the fucking Lu Huana from the skin of the Queen of Winter?
Why is there a wise Captain Sanbengzi everywhere you go? I met again!
Huh? Why do you say again?
"Uh, that, I am really your wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, grandfather. Are you my granddaughter of Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, "Are you really the granddaughter of Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan
A very bad dialogue. After Yu Lei finished reading it, he felt that he was in a bad mood. If he didn't breathe, he would feel like hell. This damn seniority and the number of words in water is not like this!
"Oh." The girl responded expressionlessly, and then served a bowl of smoothies from the huge container in front of her, which was like a bronze cauldron. "Brother said that you should respect the elderly and love the young, so old, I'm adding some jam."
After handing Yu Lei a bowl of "smoothies" full of jams than smoothies, "Smoothies Xishi" glanced at Zhao Ling who was holding Yu Lei's hand, and served her a bowl of more full of solid ice cubes without jams. At the same time, she said "respectfully":
"This is the wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, grandma. The jam is not healthy. Eat more ice. Water is the healthiest and can also eliminate fire."
Yu Lei took the bowl of pure ice in extreme embarrassment, and then stood there blankly with two bowls of "smoothies". He felt that he had once again intervened in the war between the two women.
Hey, why do you have to say it again?
Without talking about these off topics, Yu Lei really doesn't know how to deal with this subtle situation, but it seems that there are similar situations in his memory.
After all, Gongsun Xuanyuan, who has lived for more than a thousand years, has once or twice taken his new wife to his granddaughter's tribe after his ex-wife died...
‘How did you do it at that time?’ Yu Lei thought hard and then…
"Oh, Shennong said he found a new herb, looking like a humanoid, and invited me to taste it, dear us..."
As he was talking, Yu Lei discovered that the excuse he had before seemed... not suitable for use now. Now Yan Emperor Shennong doesn’t know where it is!
"It's true that this excuse is the same as the one recorded. Should I really say that I am my wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, grandpa?" The girl said nineteen thighs with a calm expression, with a sound on the ground, with an average of 2 "thighs" characters per second.
The embarrassment of being exposed in public forced Yu Lei to look away. There is no one who can save him now. Tong Zhao and Li Qifu, the two men, had probably told the girl about their situation, and then hid aside and waited to see him look ugly.
As for the others... Just when Yu Lei fainted just now, he probably went there to sweetly, after all, the two dog couples were both.
The last old man with a wife... the turtle shell that helped the beauty of foxtail apply sunscreen oil in the distance, should be it. Anyway, the turtle shell is the body of this guy now.
"Huh?" When he glanced at him, Yu Lei noticed that the container for smoothies was a bit unusual...
The half-person-tall tripod and the quaint bronze texture can be seen vaguely on the rust marks that have traveled through history.
"This pot?" Yu Lei felt keenly that the discount pot should be extraordinary, and even aroused a sense of "This pot is destined to be with me in his heart.
The girl was very calm and indifferent and said, "Xuanyuan Ding."
"Clam?"
Yu Lei's mind was a little twitchy. If you say that using the name Xuanyuan Ding should be a magical tool, it is like this. What's the matter with this smoothie pot! Even if it's hot pot, it's better to get a lot of it!
"Intelligent regulation can be used to make containers with temperature in one second, and the girl can be used as a smoothie to make containers." The girl casually operated the switch button on the other side of the container, and saw that the original smoothie instantly melted in one second and then turned into rolling boiling water.
"It can be used to cook Kanto in winter, and it is hot very quickly." Then the girl operated it again, and the hot boiling water instantly froze into a whole piece of ice. It was still rolling, and the bubbles that kept popping up were frozen.
"In addition to making smoothies, there are more convenient functions." As the girl said that, she had another operation, and a whole piece of ice suddenly shattered into fine smoothies.
After reading this operation, Yu Lei vaguely recalled the previous scene in his mind, "Oh~ I remembered that this was the thing that I ate hot pot with Emperor Yan and Chi You before~ Why did it become Xuanyuan Ding?"
"Because that is the only relic you left to your grandson." The girl answered Yu Lei's question expressionlessly, "The other records seem to be given to other descendants who are good-looking."
Yu Lei turned his head awkwardly. He was really not clear about this part of the memory and was a little blurred. After all, he couldn't expect a person to remember things that lasted four or five thousand years, not to mention that these things span a thousand years, so Gongsun Xuanyuan also had Alzheimer's disease!
"But I remember this pot... this Xuanyuan Ding should be unusual!" Yu Lei said righteously and said with great certainty.
He was sure that this was definitely not a simple thing. How could a simple thing be able to convert popsicles and hotpot soup base in one second... ah!
It is the transformation of matter form!
Material form conversion!
Material form conversion!
Say important things three times!
"It's really unusual. A few years ago, the Chinese Academy of Sciences went to study it, and then improved the engine system of spacecraft and satellites, and fuel storage system." The girl explained expressionlessly.
"Look at me, just say... This thing is not simple, right! That..." Yu Lei was about to say something, but suddenly he found that he didn't even know what the girl's name was. He couldn't call him Lu Huana, right?
"Ji Xue, my name is... Ji Xue," the girl said calmly, but there was a hint of throbbing and turbulence in the depths of Yu Lei's eyes that he could not see.
Yu Lei didn't see it, but Zhao Ling could see it clearly.
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PS1: Author Jun Meilin wishes all readers a happy new year~~~~
Chapter completed!