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Chapter 687 Farce, Funny, Mosaic

After a long time of conversation, Youxiang and I felt that it was too boring. But this group of referees and commentators were still on the serious live broadcast, which made us very embarrassed. Even the referees almost started to fight. Because our actions were really impossible to explain, we, the group of extremely smart referees, actually tried to find lines from the novel. However, the novel in Aqiu was Jin Yong's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and Kaguya took out the "Jin Ping Mei" by Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, which we liked. If it was really broadcast live, it would be considered an accident.

In the end, Kaguya suppressed Aqiu and forced herself to use Jin Pingmei as an explanation, but was quickly suppressed by a stronger person. Who? Of course, Mrs. Shenqi, who was afraid that her baby daughter would be ruined. So in reality, if you meet a single mother like Shenqi and a daughter like Alice, then marry her quickly. It is absolutely safe to make a profit!

"Okay, okay, since you don't want to fight, but people are gathered here, I will find two opponents for you." Shen Qi found a compromise solution, which can not only prevent us from fighting, but also form a wonderful game, that is, find two more hated sandbags, "Devil, listen to my order! Andalil! Duriel!"

A big sister who looked more domineering than Youxiang Yongyi and a big bug appeared in front of us, and the space in the arena was suddenly expanded, enough to support extraordinary combat and space ability, at first glance, was Shen Qi's work, otherwise it would have been so silent.

"Ah?" Youxiang saw Andalil as if she saw an enemy. Can you imagine what the consequences of two queens colliding together? Anyway, I think it will be possible to fight in less than three seconds. "Shut up, you are a thing that is not human or insect! It's amazing to use poison? Look at me, I will pull down all your tentacles one by one!"

Andalil released a large number of poisonous shells and flew straight towards Youxiang. The hit rate was very high, but the bigger reason was that Youxiang didn't intend to hide at all. As the incarnation of nature, Youxiang was not afraid of any toxins. As Youxiang stepped closer to Andalil with poisonous bombs and poison clouds, her clothes were gradually corroded by the toxins, and my eyes turned digital. I was staring at the show in a daze, and suddenly a chill came. Duriel turned me into an ice sculpture with a mouthful of ice, but this was better, and I could take a peek openly.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" The ice layer on my face instantly melted by the heat on my face, and at the same time, the red thing inside turned into a bloody look. "Damn it, three years of hard earnings, the death penalty is not a loss!! Today I'm worth the price!"

Youxiang is very pleasing to the eye. Fortunately, there are no other men in the house except me, otherwise I might have to kill someone to silence him. But the Andali... it's big enough, but it has no beauty. If you want to say Gorgon, although I can accept it even if I am a monster, Andali's like no sexiness at all, and only the terrifying thing is left. The heaviness is as good as Kerrygan, but in comparison, I still prefer Vora Zun.

Andalil is very strong and outstanding among the demons, but it is nonsense to say that she can deal with Youxiang. Any one of the top-level Naifen can beat Andalil so hard that she can't find North. I have seen Naifen before, and the energy level is only about ss. So, the reality is that after paying the price of her clothes being gone, Youxiang finally approached Andalil, and then solved the problem with one move [Flower, Bird, Wind and Yue, Snowing Feng and Yue].

"Papapapa..." There was a burst of applause from the audience. Fortunately, this live broadcast was just a live broadcast of sounds and no images. Otherwise, I would have lost a lot, and I would not be able to silence so many people. And if people like Kashima Yuu can really see it, I might not be able to silence them. Those perverts are difficult to deal with.

"Hey, when do you want to see?" Youxiang covered the places on her body that were basically saved as me right-clicked, and got angry, "Turn my face!"

"..." I blinked innocently, indicating that I was frozen, and turning my head was a tough problem.

要是放在平时,风见幽香绝对已经过来揍我了,不过这会儿她可是进退两难,无论她是想用手来打我还是用脚来踢我都不可避免的会给我一个二次右键另存为的机会,尤其是踢我的时候,你能想象到吗?嗯,想想就好,别说出来,不然又要被扣上反动派的大帽子了,在这里我们要高喊一切资本主义都是纸老虎,对吧.

I want to talk about Duriel, a big bug, at first glance, looks a bit like a crypt lord, but if you look closely, you will find that it is completely different. The crypt lord is a beetle, with a shell all over his body. Duriel looks like a big big bug, and he is the kind of squatting at home. Think about it, a demon who lives in the secret room of the ancient tomb is a house that has been squatting for thousands of years, isn't it squatting at home, so at this time, it frozen me and fell asleep, even snoring.

"Oh, so now these demon kings are more than the other one are not doing their jobs." Shen Qi rubbed her temples with a headache, "Some people stayed at home, some went out to work for others, some went to have sex with brave men, and some married white and rich beauty to the peak of their lives. How could they look like a demon king? Even Diapolo had plastic surgery! After the whole process, he even changed his name, what was it called Leapolo! What did he look like!"

"Uh, his one is no longer considered plastic surgery, it's obviously rebuilt." Kaguya looked at his newly bought Leapolis skin, "Look at this breast and legs, who would believe that he is a man?"

"Hehe, please open your dog eyes and take a look. There is such a difficult man on the field now. Do you dare to believe it?" Ah Qiu took out a large wrench and knocked Kaguya down. "You guys beat him quickly and don't be too slow? Oh my god, my brother is so anxious. What's the matter? This is!"

The supreme secretary Aqiu, who commands the world, no one dares to refuse. I believe I can't refute her face. If she and I add something to the origin of Fantasy Country, my reputation will be greatly damaged by that time. This is not possible. I will have to make trouble in the future. I twisted my neck and broke the ice layer on my head first.

"Okay, no problem, the handsome man." I sneezed, shattered the ice shell on my body, tiptoed to Duriel, and reached out to knock on the shell.

"Hmm?" Duriel opened his eyes and looked at me for not knowing what was going on.

"Let's go back to sleep, can you go back to sleep?" My devilish words were not very good, but he could understand them.

"Yes." Duriel responded, closing his eyes again.

Just agree. I don’t have any psychological burden now. I swung my arm and punched Duriel directly back to my hometown.

"Oh oh oh oh oh!" There was another applause from the audience. Those who were not interested in watching the fun were still commenting on Okazaki Mengmi, "You can see it. This is our Qin Yueyang, a strange man with no one who cannot cut off the upper body but no light that can be opened in the lower body!"

"Hey, fart, you!" Okazaki Mengmi's words caused trouble. Three little heads stretched out from outside the window, Wenwen, Lingxian, and the little devil, "What's the matter with us if there is no light that can be opened? Come and explain it to us!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Okazaki Mengmi slipped out and walked under the ring. When we lifted the ring up, we found that Okazaki Mengmi had long disappeared. Just below the ring, there was a secret passage. I told you how she came out from under the ring before. However, all the houses were created by Cuika herself. Ling Meng didn't know why there was a secret passage? With the character of the ghost clan, would she create such a sneaky thing?

"Hey, why is there a fascination?" Cui Xiang drank in a daze, shakingly came over and saw it, almost falling into the secret passage, "Hey, oil curry, why is there a fascination here?"

"I still want to ask you! Didn't this house be built by you?" Yasuo Yuu didn't understand why these people came to ask themselves about any strange things, making themselves look like a shady scene. In her opinion, the biggest shady scene in Fantasy Township was not her but me, because I knew her plan very well, but no one knew my plan, "You said, why did you want to make such a thing?"

"I, how could I know? I didn't make such a thing." Cuixiang felt wronged herself. She was a little childish in her personality. In addition, she felt wronged, and wine was about to flow out of her eyes. "I'm a mother! I don't know! Don't bother me again!"

"So, why are you scaring her?" Yonglin pulled Cuixiang up and coaxed her for a long time, and then Cuixiang calmed down. "You are always raising the argument. Can that person stand it? What's the point of raising the argument more than tying a banner?"

"No, who has argued? I just want to ask clearly. If this digging tunnel is dug into a place that should not be dug or something that should not be dug, then it will be a big deal!" Fantasy Village is not blown. If there is a god who can't be dug three feet tall, then it will be a thunder. Yakumo Zi doesn't have a lightning rod on her head. How could she be like me? "Does what I said make sense?"

"It makes sense, but it's unreasonable." Seeing Yonglin and Zi having to fight again, I had to save the situation quickly. I am a woman's friend. If I don't go, Youxiang will have to kick me in. She just likes to see me making a fool of herself, and she is still naked now... Oh, put on her clothes, why do I look so familiar with this clothes in a while?

"Hey, where did you get this piece of clothing?" The more you look familiar, I couldn't stop asking, "Why do I feel like I've seen it?"

"Don't say that, I just picked it off Kaguya." Okay, I looked back and saw Kaguya now wearing underwear, lying on the ground and staring at the eyes. I don't know if it was hit by Aqiu's wrench just now, or the knife that Youka went up to repair it later. I don't know if this princess in the past doesn't like to wear bras under the kimono. Anyway, Kaguya's entire upper body needs to be coded, fortunately, I am the only man here... What's so good about this? This makes me look like a pervert!

"Okay, don't make any noise! ​​I'll go down and see, don't fuck it up. After I go down, I pour cement down and other things!" I have done this before, and it's fun to deal with the enemy, but if I was buried in the cement myself, it wouldn't be fun. I jumped and then my wings were stuck, "... Let me know who designed this secret passage, and I will definitely let her eat all the feathers! Why is it so narrow!"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Feng saw Youxiang step on my head, and this woman was so righteous that she stepped on me with one kick.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Hey hey, stop screaming, I'm here." Okazaki Mummi walked out with a flashlight nearby, "Why are you really chasing me? You're so impressed."

"Then I have to figure it out first. What are you planning to do when you secretly dig such a big hole here? Play the live version of minecraft?" I looked at the surrounding environment. It looked like the early building structure in minecraft. Look, there are workbenches, furnaces, boxes, anvils, and pharmacy pots around... In short, it's quite complete. "If you really want to build a laboratory, just tell us, why do you have to open a hole here?"

"Don't believe it. The underground can give me a sense of security. And if the experiment fails and explodes, it will not cause much damage. At most, the house above will collapse. If it is placed elsewhere, it will be hard to say." Okazaki Yoshimi's explanation obviously has a big problem.

"What about you? Are you not afraid of the house falling down and burying you here?" Okazaki Mengmi does not have the ability to move, so she cannot escape after the entire collapse, "To be honest!"

"Okay, I originally wanted to build an illegal building to save trouble, but later I thought that this kind of thing would be known by you sooner or later, so I just told you that I will live here in the future and say to Bori Lingmeng, we will be neighbors in the future, but don't expect me to give money." Okazaki Mengmi gave a precaution in advance. After all, with Lingmeng's urination nature, she would definitely take the opportunity to blackmail Okazaki Mengmi for some money, but if I talked about Lingmeng, there would be no way, and my face would be more effective.

"Don't think about it, you'll say this yourself." But unfortunately, I have no intention of helping Okazaki Mengmei stand up. Even if I do, I'm not easy to do such a thing. Who can say the character of Ling Meng? I won't do things I don't like, let alone I'm not sure about it.
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