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Chapter 803 Illiterate Marisa

"So what?" Fran sat upright on the throne, crossing his legs and looking down at Remy, who was squatting with his head in his arms, "Why can't I let it know?"

"Didn't you hear it all..." Remi maintained her absolute defense and retorted in a low voice. Although her sister was so majestic, she felt a little pressure from her (self-proclaimed) majestic incarnation, Remi knew more clearly that if she lifted her head to squat at this time, her fate might be the same as Sakiya, "The vampire cold is our natural enemy."

"So, do you think I would go over to visit me for unreasonable reasons?" However, Fran's next answer made Remi's hair stand up, "Sister, you should grow up a little too. Who can do that kind of thing? Who knows this if you say it!"

"..." Remi may have realized for the first time in her life that her incomplete mental sister who could only destroy has grown into an elite soldier who can carry a big sniper to Myanmar's drug dealers. "Yes, I was wrong this time..."

"That's good." Fran jumped off the throne, "Go back and sit, don't act cute here, Sakiya is almost dead, don't you see it? How much of this is the effect I have caused? I just started, and the one behind... is all because of you."

So, although she did not intend to visit her, Sakiya was sent to the Eternal Pavilion. But at the same time, Malisa also came to the Eternal Pavilion to see a doctor. Malisa came to see her. Yesterday, she came to see me with great enthusiasm and left a bag of poisonous mushrooms. She became sick today.

"Tell me, what's wrong with you?" Yonglin went to rescue Sakiya, so I, the patient, would play a guest role in the doctor again. However, today's Marisa is a little different from usual. She has a very twisted movement and her expression is a bit...shy? I'm going, can't it be pregnant, right? Alice's? Is it so magical? "Hey, don't blush, talk..."

"Actually... I'm sorry to say... recently..." Marisa's voice dropped by 300 decibels, just like a mosquito hum, shyly like a young wife who just passed the door. For someone like me who knows what she usually looks like, this is simply going crazy.

"I'll go, sister! Can you still have any embarrassment?" At this time, I even wanted to summon Huafan directly, and then use a hundred medicine to decorate the fragrant wine to pour Malisha. Although some of the magical samsa after being transformed into ghosts is difficult to communicate, at least it will not be awkward. "I am a doctor now, but I am also a patient. Don't waste my time, okay?"

"Brother, you're so bad... Okay, let me tell you, I've not been very smooth recently, I mean it's big." As a result, Marisa was just because of such a small thing. Isn't this constipation? What's so embarrassed to say?

"First of all, I want to tell you, solemnly, this matter is not dirty, do you know?" To cure the disease, I have to correct her attitude and let her understand the matter correctly, and then the rest of the matter will be easily solved. Otherwise, when I mention it later, I don't know how long it will take to waste. "Look, people eat grains and grains, first of all, there are no ones who don't get sick. Look at my virtue, isn't it still sick? Secondly, there are no ones who don't go to the toilet. No matter how high your status and status are, you don't go to the toilet? Then you are a Pixiu."

"Brother, you're too much. How could anyone be a Pixiu? Bai Ze has one." Marisha was amused by my description and covered her stomach for a while. Fortunately, Huiyin was not here, otherwise Marisha would not have to be treated for constipation. Huiyin could even smash breakfast for her, from below.

"Hey, you can't say this." I looked around and asked her to stop, "Stop talking about Bai Ze, there will be a dog in a while. How do you know that there will be no Pixiu in the future? God knows what role will be created if you drink too much ginger ale? This is something I can't even grasp."

"Uh... OK." Marisa accepted it, but for some reason his face was still so red. If he looked closely, Marisa's eyes turned a little red, "You guy, please continue."

"What else should I say? If you understand, I don't need to say it." As for Marisa's current state, just looking at his face makes people feel that it is wrong. "You are constipated... Why didn't you say it yesterday?"

"Yesterday I thought it was a separate situation, but today I couldn't pull it out, so I came here." What Marisa said was a little reasonable. Occasionally, people may not be able to excrete anything on one day, but there will be problems for two consecutive days. "Hey, Brother Xiao, what problem did I have... Lord Succubus said she can't solve it..."

"Success? Hahahaha, that kind of quack doctor." I laughed and reached out to give the Malisha a vein, "Hmm? Have you eaten something strange recently?"

"No, I've been in short supply recently. I've eaten steamed buns and pickled vegetables for three consecutive days, so I won't be constipated, right?" It may be a bit simpler to go with pickled vegetables, but it's not realistic to say that it can directly cause constipation. "By the way, my pickled vegetables are pickled at home. Is it related to this?"

"What did you pickle?" Since Malisha mentioned it, this possibility cannot be ignored, because according to Malisha's pulse, the problem is indeed in what she eats, "Where did you get the food?"

"I dug out of the magic forest. There is a place where there are all that stuff, which is three pounds up, and it's quite crispy to eat." Malisha rummaged through the apron for a while and took out one, "Look, this thing is this, is it a carrot? But I don't look very similar."

"..." Looking at the thing on the table, a legion of my heart rushed by, but for now, I suppressed my indignation first and continued to ask, as the saying goes, "A gentleman takes revenge, it's not too late for ten years, ten years, wait slowly, "Marisha, you use, what, pickle, this, play, intention?"

"Brother, why do you have to speak word by word?" Marisa may have been frightened by the murderous aura I had inadvertently emitted. She stood up from the chair and took two steps back. "Because I like sweets, I asked for a lot of brown sugar at Alice. The brown sugar was marinated. It tasted really good. I could eat two of them at one meal, but after eating so much, I was still constipated. Do you think I'm eating less... Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

"Marisha, let me tell you, the thing you dug out is called ginseng from a biological point of view. And based on the characteristics of the ginseng itself, this batch of ginseng is more than three thousand years old, and you actually eat it a day... how many meals do you eat it a day?" I admire Marisha's body a little bit. With her eating it, she can survive until now, and she is just constipation.

"Sandun." Marisa didn't know what I was going to say, and she didn't seem to understand ginseng at all, otherwise she wouldn't have to start a search engine in her mind.

"You actually eat six thousand-year-old ginseng up to three kilograms a day! You've been marinated with brown sugar! You're still alive, it's a miracle, do you know?" As for the way of eating Malisha, let alone humans, even ghosts can't stand it! Even if you change Yongyi, you probably have to eat blood. "Huhhuh..." I yelled at the sniff in one breath, and took two bottles of sniff from the medicine cabinet, "For you, don't eat that thing again when you go back! Do you understand if you don't eat a bite? Just use this, that's fine."

"Oh..." Marisha took Kaiseru, picked up the ginseng on the table with her other hand, and looked at it for a long time. She was still a little reluctant to let go of her expression. I thought to myself that you are really not afraid of death. Anyway, if you eat it again this time, I don't care about saving people, so let Yonglin have a headache! "Then I'll leave..."

"Get out quickly!" I don't want to see Malisha's face for the time being. I, a patient who was already weak, could no longer bear her strange medical records. If this continues, I don't have to be hospitalized at all. I can see all my body and spirit, and just put it in a coffin and buried it.

After Malisha left, I staggered back to the ward, greeted the three patients who were fighting against Landlord in the ward, and then lay on the bed, with my eyelids fighting.

I don’t know how long I slept, but I suddenly woke up. I looked at my watch and slept for exactly two hours. In the next second, Malisha rushed in from outside the ward door. Looking at her expression, I knew that I was dead.

"Brother, no, I've used up both bottles, it doesn't work!" Marisa's face turned redder than when she left before, and her eyes were almost bleeding. "Of course I admit that the medicine you gave me is delicious, but it's useless to just drink it. If I don't solve the actual problem, I've finished both bottles and still don't want to go to the bathroom at all... Hey, hey hey hey, don't dizzy!"

The consciousness gradually faded away, and gradually, I couldn't even hear the shouts of Malisha.

‘Zhe!’ A violent electric shock came, and my brain was reactivated in an instant. The biochemical computer showed that everything was normal. I opened my eyes and saw Yonglin holding the electric shock.

"I finally woke up. You were unconscious for a longer time than the maid in the Red Devils Hall." Seeing that I woke up, Yonglin put down the electric shock device and brought me a glass of water, "Drink, it's blood on your face."

"Where is Malisha?" I spoke weakly.

"I opened two more bottles for her, and then told her how to use them before letting her go back." Yonglin pulled my upper body up with my hair, making me lie down from flat to sitting. "But this time you are really unlucky. Who would have thought that there would be people in this world who would really eat Thousand Years of Ginseng as a carrot and drink Pilu..."

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But this time, under Remelia's gaze, the fifth Fran crawled out of the tunnel. Yes, the fifth Fran, and Remelia could feel that this was definitely a real Fran, not an ordinary clone illusion or faked by others.

"Fran? This... what is this... are you mitotic?" Remilia's biology was taught by the chemistry teacher, but the scene in front of her was indeed terrifying. My sister had one more out of thin air, and strictly speaking, the extra one was different from the other four.

The fifth extra Fran, who was younger than Fran, looked only about four or five years old, had a crystal clear face with a hint of pink, and the led wings behind him were swelling one by one. He was wearing the same style as Fran but had to be several sizes smaller than Lemi, and looked at Remelia angrily. The scene could only be described in one word, that is cute, yes, even more cute than Remelia, who was the big cute creature. This fifth Fran can be said to be simply the incarnation of cuteness. Not only Remelia is about to be unable to control it, but even Sakiya had the first time in his life that another person other than Remelia had bleed.

"Sister, your education is prenatal education, right?" The fifth Fran, the smallest Fran, spoke. Although he was much smaller, his voice did not deteriorate, which was the same as Fran's usual voice. "I was born at the call of Lord Kami, who integrated all the advantages of the other four personalities. Perfect Fran, but because the advantages of the four personalities are too few that can be integrated after the addition of the advantages of the four personalities, I can only reach the size of this half-baked one."

"Oh...oh..." Remelia could be said to be in shock, and she couldn't even maintain her tone, "But how could you think of making the fifth... What the hell is Lord Kami!"

"Actually... well, the so-called Lord Kami does not exist at all, because Oni Jiang said before that there are five people in the Four Heavenly Kings, so the existence of the Four Level 5 Incarnation should be the basic element, right?" Little Fran, who claims to be perfect Fran, explained. The reason sounds ridiculous and the process is even more ridiculous, but from the point of view that the other four personalities are standing by her like bodyguards and not talking, what she said should be true.

"..." Remi squatted on the throne and began to hold her head in her defense. At this time, she could only use this method to hide her inner timidity. No one can be an enemy of Meng, because Meng is justice.

"..." The four Frans looked at each other, walked up to the throne together, lifted Remelia's body and moved under the throne. Perfect Fran sat on the throne without hesitation, shaking her slender calves and laughing non-stop.

At the bottom, Sakiya's nose bleeding had re-colored the carpet of the Red Devils. Misuke, who rushes in to rescue, is pressing his hands on Sakiya's chest and constantly resusciting his heart with Qigong waves. After a long time, he saw Sakiya raise his right hand upwards, stretching out his thumb, and his other hand was covered in blood and wrote a few words on Misuke's clothes: Life is gone, no regrets...

Unfortunately, I have no idea about all this, otherwise, hahaha, I would definitely be very happy. The increase in cuteness is enough to increase my strength.
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