Chapter 7 Completed... There are so few materials

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"Hey, hey, I won't take you like this." I said and pulled out my aluminum alloy left hand. "If I counted that way, can my left hand be considered one? I still have two eyes, I have a mouthful of teeth, I have a heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. Should this be considered one?"

"Stop, don't change the topic. What we said at the beginning was clothes, not parts. It seemed like I had no heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys to dig. If I really played like that, how would it end? Don't forget that this is the outside world, and you are not afraid of calling the police? If the police come and take pictures of our internal organs, who would have the nerve to look up and say that they are not dead yet!" Youxiang actually became smarter... It would be better to say that she had been pretending to be stupid.

"Okay, let's first explain how many clothes you have on your body, I have five." Since it's clothes, glasses frames can barely be shortlisted, but the cigarette pillows are definitely not allowed. Besides, if you really lose, can you still quit smoking? "A pair of socks, pair of pants, pair of underwear, and pair of glasses frames, what about you?"

"Don't you know everything?" Youxiang put on her pants again, "A pair of underwear, a pair of pants, a top... the front button can only be considered one, right?"

"Nonsense!" So what about the front button style? Isn't it still connected to the back? "This is clear. Don't pull you into three, four, five, six, seven or eight pairs of underwear for me later! Open the card!"

"Wait, I'm a little thirsty." After Youxiang said this, I realized that I was locked up here before. We didn't even drink saliva, but it was simple. It's simple. This is the warehouse. Let me take a look...

"Sniff sniff... Well, that's it!" I opened a box and there was a whole box of wine. "I'll pay back, so drink it casually."

"That's all, open the card! Today I want to ask for an explanation for my card skills!" Youxiang and I now occupy three of them, but I have seen through your card path, and your death sign is shining in the sky, Youxiang!

So, in the tenth game, I successfully won it. Youxiang watched the four combination cards with the highest combat power burned by my Royal Flame, gritted her teeth and stomped her feet... and asked me to say that she would wear extra clothes after taking off her first pair of underwear just now.

"Don't be proud!" Youxiang finished filling a whole bottle of wine in one breath, took another bottle and opened it with a snap, "I'll tell you, Shuide Xingjun! Don't be too happy too early!"

"...Youxiang, are you a green bull?" I looked carefully and didn't see that Youxiang was wearing the cow's nose ring.

"Your mother is the green cow!" Youxiang looked a little strange, her face turned red, and it was obviously not because of the temperature.

"Youxiang...you are tall." And after looking closely, Youxiang's eyes were a little shaking, obviously in drunk driving mode.

"Your mother is tall!" That's right. People who drink high never admit that they drink high.

"Youxiang..." But... the problem is... this...

"what!"

"My mother has been dead for a long time..." My mother is the black god Xia Rong. If she were still alive, Youxiang would definitely be struck by lightning now.

"Banana, you pull the wax!" Youxiang slapped my face aside, "Do you think I can't see... hiccup... hiccup... what's going on?" Youxiang lowered her head and saw the cards in her hand, "Yes! Play cards! Play cards quickly!"

"Yes, yes..." I don't know if the luck of the person who has drunk high will increase. Anyway, the cards in my hand were very wrong in this game, so I lost directly by a big score. "Okay okay..." took off the glasses frame and put them aside, "Are you going to come again?"

"Why... hiccup... I'm scared, are you pervert..." Youxiang crawled over and poked my face, "I really don't know what you ate to become such pervert... hiccup... I had known that you were such a guy, I should have knocked you out when I first met... hiccup..."

"Is that so? That seems good." I followed her and said, "After she woke up, she wouldn't remember anything.

"Hey! How can you burp like this... How can you... Can you... Can you... Can you... Can you do it? Oh, by the way! How can you follow me!" As a result, Youxiang got angry, so this brain is indeed an irrespectable thing, "Damn it! You're such a bad ball! Today I'm going to let you climb out naked! Come again!"

"Come on, it doesn't matter, anyway..." I originally wanted to say that I wouldn't be too fucked if I lost another game, but I didn't expect... there was a big problem, because... my grandma's actually won! "Uh..."

"What do you think I'm doing? I think I can't afford to lose? Don't you just want to see this?" Youxiang took off her shirt and threw it on my face, "Himmer, a pervert with a thief heart but not a thief courage... No matter how hard you work like this, she will be a thief... hiccup... rascal? Ah... yes... yes... rascal..."

"..." Well, I admit that I'm a little cute. If the law didn't allow it, I would... I would have made a life-long death penalty without loss. It's absolutely, terrible, but to be honest, things may not end if I continue to develop. "Just go here, why don't you? If you lose again..." I was kind-hearted, but I forgot that I can't reason with drunks.

"What? Do you look down on me?" Youxiang held my collar and lifted it up, lifted it for a long time without lifting it. "I will lose? You... hiccup... you... hiccup... your brother! You're talking about the truth... hiccup... again! Otherwise, believe it or not, I will make your smile turn yellow!"

"No, no...I can't continue?" What does the yellow smile mean? There are all in the lyrics. The chrysanthemums are broken and the ground is hurt. Your smile has turned yellow. I admit that I will be very tough occasionally, but even so, I don't want to become a strong man. I can't always have a bit of pathological beauty everywhere, right?

The thirteenth game, thirteen, what auspicious number, so, under this auspicious number, I got social security, yes, I won again, but now Youxiang... without saying, I know that there are only two left, one for covering two packs that were injured by blunt objects, and the other for hiding a hole that was broken by a sharp weapon.

"How could you... you actually... hiccup..." Youxiang seemed to want to point at my nose, but she kept talking to the opposite place to where I was, and didn't know what she was trying to do. By the way, you mean a mascot placed at the door of the store, "What's your look! hiccup... mocking me?"

"No... the mascot's eyes were originally mocking..." I looked behind Youxiang and didn't know what to say. Although generally speaking, just smile at this time, how could I laugh when I think of what I was about to encounter?

"Ah! OK OK! I know! I'm willing to accept the loss!" Youxiang said as she put her hand on her chest. Although I couldn't see it, she could think of what she was doing now with her butt. I... am dead... I'll just commit suicide by septum... No... I can stretch out my intestines and wrap it around my neck and hang it on the beam of the room, and I can't die...

"Hey, have you two reflected on it? Come out..." At this moment, the door of the warehouse suddenly opened, Yonglin walked in casually, then stood there in a daze, took a few steps back and closed the door again, and then heard the sound of a big iron chain outside, "I'm sorry to disturb you, you two enjoy it, I swear I didn't see anything, so don't come to me!"

"..." I was silent for five seconds and started to smash the door, "Hey! Yonglin! Help! It's going to be dead!"

"Shut up!" Something was posted on my bare back, um... it's not to be described, but it's true... it's the same data I used to test, but what's the use of saying this kind of thing at this time? Yes, count the prime numbers first... one, two, three, four... what's behind it? "If you stay with me, you'll die? Do you look down on me?"

"Okay, I'm not ready yet, both psychologically and physically, what do you think? The time has not come, otherwise I can push all the mistakes on him, so... Youxiang, sleep for a while." He stretched out his right hand and everything on Youxiang's neck, and it was over.

"Hey...what are you doing..." Youxiang suddenly said something again, scaring me so much that I almost pushed her out of my chest.

"..." I felt a burst of burning on my face, it was so out of control. I would have made such a low-level mistake. My hand knife could not let go of anyone anymore? How could this be worthy of the big thing I just pretended?

"Hey... your body is unexpectedly soft... I thought it would be as hard as usual for fighting..." As I said this, I am really sorry for having a corrupt stomach, right? "It's just that my chest is hard... I turned it into Sodebrega! Now!"

"...I refuse." I lifted the left hand of the aluminum alloy and cut it again. This time it finally succeeded. If it doesn't work, I will commit suicide by septum. "Wangxin... can it come out now?"

"You can't wait five seconds, master, otherwise your body will not be able to stand it." Wu Xin replied.

"Enough, please call me a real man in five seconds!" Summoned Wangxin and went out to cut the chain outside and immediately took it back. It took a total of four and a half seconds. "Tsk tsk tsk tsk, it seems that you can't drink like this in the future..."

I put Youxiang's clothes on again. Of course, I took a wave of JPs by the way. I put on my clothes again, carried her away from the warehouse, and met the hotel owner in the corridor with a trolley.

"Oh, Mr. Hoku, are you?" My identity certificate is still the name of Hokuji Zero that I used during the migration period of the Moya Shrine, and I was too lazy to change it.

"It's nothing, I've just drunk too much. By the way, I was in the warehouse just now, and the door lock in the warehouse seemed to be broken. In addition, we used a box of disinfection and ethanol, and just counted it together."

"Uh... ethanol is used for disinfection? This Feng Jian lady is not like this now because she drinks ethanol... Ah haha, I don't think it's possible..." The boss pushed the cart away. It seemed that he had realized that he was sick if he continued to ask.

"Huh... I almost couldn't control how many I remember." I breathed a sigh of relief, and the nosebleed that had been suppressed for a long time in my nostrils immediately flowed out. Logically, as a married person who had been through many battles, I should not have been so disobedient, but don't forget that the person I was carrying was not an ordinary person...

OK I admit that it is my own problem, and it has nothing to do with my identity, but to be honest, if I continue to follow the script just now, it may allow me to fulfill my long-cherished wish, but what afterwards? How should we face each other? If we can't do it, we may turn against each other, so I will break myself at the critical moment... and end it on my own, suppressing my impulses, at least physical impulses, psychological... Anyway, there will be no consequences, so I don't have to worry about it.

"Ah, now it seems that Wenwen and I are really a match made by heaven... We have almost collected the flame photos of all the women in the fantasy village in our hands... Fortunately, we didn't bring them together this time, otherwise we wouldn't have been suffering..." He returned to the room with Youxiang on his back and lay down in the quilt. I turned around and looked at the quilt that originally belonged to purple next to me, knelt beside me and bowed three times. Even if I say goodbye, I hope you can be reincarnated into a good family in the next life... Hum? Why is the quilt bulging?

I felt cheated, and while silently, I slowly approached my hand, and then suddenly lifted the quilt, and it was actually...

A big blue dog was wrapped in a quilt, and the big dog was covered with black keys and a "slave reinforcement device". This... it was not like Yonglin did it. Yonglin obviously only used a ping-pong ball... There is a problem, this scene was obviously...

Suddenly, the body of the 'big dog' trembled slightly, and I stood up silently, looked at the ceiling, and chanted, "Ah, the dog is in the deep alley, the chickens are crowing and the mulberry trees are over... Yakumo Zi! Stop pretending! Get up for me!"

"Ahhh..." Yasuko removed the small disguise and restored her original form. "How did you see it? Even if only this little power is left, my disguise shouldn't be seen through in an instant, right?"

"If you are really 1ar, then when I said this in the deep alley just now, you will never react without reaction. You should subconsciously shout to me: Don't call me a dog!" 1ar hates being called a dog, so most people will refer to him by Wang Jiang's name, "But you have no reaction, so you are definitely not 1ar, and who else can you pretend to be dead in this hotel in this room?"

"Hao, boring..." Zi curled her lips, "What's going on with you? What did you do after she got her drunk with her medical alcohol smell?"

"Did you believe me if I said I didn't do anything?"

"I believe that because you like to consider the consequences when doing things, so... Where did Bayi Yonglin go?"

"I'm still looking for her." I clenched my left fist, "I have to let her return my hand."
Chapter completed!