CHAPTER VIII The Dog-Lickling Bald Eagle
After Euclid finished arguing with those brainless Flat Earth Associations, he stretched his legs.
"You can never wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep."
While Euclid was talking, he stood up and exercised. After sitting for too long, his body felt a little uncomfortable, and his whole body made a clicking sound when he moved slightly.
At this time, he heard a beeping sound, a very clear sound, with a long interval between each sound. He immediately rushed to the Voyager 1 information receiving device.
He knows what this sound means. On the first day he came here for internship, his uncle told him that no matter what you are doing, as long as you hear this sound, you must rush to the information receiver, even if you are in love with a hot girl.
If you take off your pants on the bed, you have to rush back when you hear this sound.
Because this sound is the signal sent back by Voyager 1 for photos, the mission of this office is to receive these photos.
So he immediately rushed towards the information receiver. Because he was moving, something went wrong when he rushed towards the information receiver. His left foot tripped his right foot, and then he fell down.
On the ground, with your face on the ground.
Euclid immediately got up, rushed to the information receiver with broken glasses and a bloody nose, and pressed the print button of the photo.
As the old printer roared, he began to look for the medical kit, treated his wounds, and then found a spare pair of glasses, and after taking care of all these.
He came to the side of the printer, ready to see why there were so many photos sent back this time. Usually there was only one photo, but so many photos came out this time.
"Oh my God, Jesus."
When Euclid picked up the photo and looked through it carefully, he was completely confused.
"What did I see?"
He looked at the photos sent back by Voyager 1 three times, then pressed the emergency button on the wall with his trembling hands, and then a long and sharp warning sounded throughout NASA.
"Why are we here today? Has something big happened? You must know that today is the Spring Festival of Zhuxia, and I want to send them blessings. This is something that the White House and Capitol Hill have agreed on together, and it will happen soon.
The recording has started, why are you here?"
Comrade Dabolixi Tiande Guanhai walked into the secret room behind the Presidential Mountain with a dark face, and took the elevator to the safe house 130 meters underground. As soon as he arrived, he shouted loudly to express his dissatisfaction.
Several major societies are now licking Zhu Xia all the time, and they all regard themselves as Zhu Xia's licking dogs. The reason is that Zhu Xia has now become the only country that supports the peace.
Coupled with Zhu Xia's current military force that can defeat the world, it is impossible not to lick it.
Recording Spring Festival greetings like this is already a well-known thing among former supporters and people in the country, and it can please Zhu Xia.
"Da Boli, you'd better take a look at this. Zhu Xia has given us gifts before we celebrate the New Year today."
A boss from the four-star Chojiao Building handed Guan Hai the file bag in his hand.
"Ohmygosh! Is this true or false?"
After reading the document, Guan Hai's face turned pale.
"It's true. This is a photo sent by NASA. It is a photo taken by Voyager 1. Although this photo has been enlarged, it is indeed true."
The big guy sighed and said.
He was no longer a match for Zhu Xia, but he didn't expect that Zhu Xia actually had a spaceship, which really pissed him off.
"We have calculated the size of this thing. The length is 10,800 meters and the diameter is 9,500 meters. It is a real spaceship. We have also read the words on it. It is the Red Dragon Aoming.
We also went to Chinatown to find some old people and asked about it. Red Dragon Ao Ming is the Dragon King of the South Sea among the dragon kings of the four seas in the myths and legends of Zhuxia. And the sentence on these photos is whether our Dragon King-class spacecraft looks good, so we
It is believed that there are at least three similar spaceships, and the Dragon King class represents the Dragon King of the Four Seas.
But there are no absolutes in the world, and some old people say that every river in Zhuxia has its own dragon king. There is even a saying about the Well Dragon King in the mythological novel Journey to the West, so..."
"I was told that even if there were only four ships, my heart wouldn't be able to bear it."
Guan Hai stood there holding the table, not even wanting to move.
"I knew something was going to happen. During this election, I was ready to admit defeat. I didn't expect that my opponent would be so ruthless as to expose a scandal. It's really cruel."
Guan Hai touched his head and said, he didn't expect it to be so difficult to become the uncle, after all, it was even difficult to succeed in the election.
"By the way, my position will be over after this time, and I won't need to be re-elected, right?"
Guan Hai asked with lingering fear.
Originally, many people would participate in this election, but unexpectedly, most people did not participate in the election this time. It was completely a one-man show by him.
"Yes, I will not be re-elected. After all, two consecutive terms are an unspoken rule, and they will not be broken unless there are accidents."
A staff member of the White House said softly.
"That's good, you don't want to know what happened during my term of office. It comes naturally to people who take the blame at home and can't hide."
When Guanhai heard the news that he would not be re-elected, he smiled and sat down.
"What does Zhuxia mean by sending this over? Is it a warning? Have they discovered the New Age Summoning and Maiboro capsules we got from Zhuxia?"
asked the House of Lords in both houses of Parliament.
"That's not true. We can get this thing called The New Era. It was copied directly from TV. In Zhuxia, all kindergarten children know how to do it. As for the Maiboro cheek pouches, they are what we use.
We bought it with real gold and silver, so Zhu Xia won't do anything to us."
The leader of the House of Commons answered this question.
"What could be the problem? Are we not licking hard enough? Or is it something else?"
The boss of the upper court touched his hair and said, now his hair has fallen out at the touch of a finger, the pressure is really too much.
"By the way, have we signed the extradition treaty with Zhu Xia two days ago? If not, hurry up. If it is signed, we will send all those people back and give Zhu Xia a New Year's gift."
The boss of the House of Commons made a suggestion.
"It's already being processed, and the extradition can start soon."
"Not only that, we have also removed those invisible glass ceilings, so that their people can become senior leaders here without any restrictions on them."
"Then what else can we do to show our goodwill? Uncle, please help us think about it."
Several people were talking to each other one by one.
Guan Hai trembled all over after hearing their words.
"That's enough. Don't you have any other ideas besides licking Zhuxia? You must know that we were number one before. As for your ideas, thank you for how other countries licked us before. Can't you just learn from it?"
Chapter completed!