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Chapter 355 Can't laugh

The teeth have grown back. This is longevity. Do you know why the nobles in the Han Dynasty had to keep wet nurses at home? Because Zhang Cang lived to be more than a hundred years old on human milk, and at the same time he also grew a few new teeth.

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At that time, everyone thought that Zhang Cang had the method of immortality, otherwise how could he grow new teeth?

Although Zhang Cang died later, everyone knows that it was not Zhang Cang's problem, but the dispute between Emperor Wen and Zhang Cang over the Five Virtues. Zhang Cang, the Marquis of Peking, thought that the Han Dynasty was a water virtue, so his son Liu Heng ordered people to write a letter saying that the Han Dynasty

It's Tu De.

Because of this incident, Zhang Cang lost his position and died in depression in his later years.

But even if he died in depression, he would still be over a hundred years old, so everyone thinks that Zhang Cang can really live forever.

It's just a depressed heart that won't lead to immortality.

Of course, everyone knows that even if Zhang Cang had no depression, it would be impossible for him to survive Peng Zu, but Xiao thought about it and it was still possible.

But now after seeing all the elderly people over sixty years old in full swing, all the nobles have made a decision.

The princes swore allegiance to the Emperor Liu Ju to the death. Anyone who wants to harm the Emperor must step over them first!

Everyone wiped their saliva when swearing, this is real immortality.

No one wants to lie motionless in bed for eternity in a few decades.

What everyone wants is to live as long as they did when they were young, with wine, beautiful women, singing, dancing and banquets, but everyone has not enjoyed enough.

Liu Che also came back at this time. When he came back, a group of people were frightened because Liu Che came back wearing only a bellyband.

This caused most of them to bend down and tremble all over. No one dared to get up, and no one even dared to say a word. Only those over eighty years old were holding their stomachs and laughing.

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An old man in his sixties with a wrinkled face wearing a bellyband is really hilarious.

Everyone present was laughing whether they were bowing their heads or sitting upright, but Shi Liu Che had no expression at all, nor was he angry.

After bathing and changing clothes, he lay down on the medical platform, and then Liu Che brought him to Emperor Jingyi.

It has been seven years since Emperor Jing reigned here, but Liu Rong is still the crown prince. However, the entire Su family died on a hunger strike because they were ashamed of facing the emperor, and Su Ji died of starvation because she closed her door to think about her faults.

Liu She was still his own King of Jiaodong County, but his mother-in-law died suddenly of a heart attack.

And Queen Bo is pregnant.

All this made Liu Che a little panicked. After removing the diabetes, uremia, high blood pressure, and the messy heavy metals in his body, Liu Che's extremely intelligent brain came back, and he became the emperor who has been in charge of the world for decades.

, he immediately revealed something behind his back.

His father killed his mother. Although he wanted to kill his mother at first, because of Dou Ying, the edict left by his father was gone, so he failed. However, the Liu Han family is ruthless

He also inherited 100% of his ruthlessness.

These things can be hidden from others but not from him.

Then he thought about the person who shook hands with him and informed him of the Zhuxia Alliance, as well as his ancestors.

Liu Che has already put things together.

But he didn't understand it.

What does he want to do?

Why let him wear Liu She's clothes? Isn't Liu She himself?

But when he saw Liu She's clothes, Liu Che knew what Liu Qi was going to do. He was so cruel, he was going to step his face into the mud.

He couldn't put on Liu She's clothes at all, and all he could wear were a few bellybands and big bellybands.

Looking at the big bellyband, Liu Che understood that this was prepared for him. Otherwise, who was given a bellyband that could be used as a quilt for Liu She?

Liu Che gritted his teeth and took off his clothes and put on his bellyband. Apart from the bellyband, he only had a piece of crotch cloth, which made Liu Che a little shy.

Then he took his clothes and covered his face and ran quickly through the space-time gate and returned to the Weiyang Palace in his own world. Zhuo Qun only took one look before lying on the ground with his hands on his stomach and laughing.

The others also suppressed their blushes, which made Liu Che a little manic. He had never been laughed at like this before.

"You must still be wearing the piece of cloth you own. Your father will approve it. You can't fit into that piece of cloth."

After finishing laughing, Zhuo Qun looked at Liu Che and said, which made Liu Che's face darken.

Without saying a word, he took off his crotch cloth, wearing the crotch cloth completely naked, and looked at Zhuo Qun fiercely.

Zhuo Qun clapped his hands when he arrived, "By the way, in front of your parents, no matter how old you are or how capable you are, you are still their child. When you came into this world naked, they gave you the first piece of clothing and the first mouthful.

Food, being naked in front of them is nothing."

Zhuo Qun knew directly what Liu Qi wanted to do, so he said this to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was thoughtful, Zhuo Qun said again, "You know, you don't have a temple name yourself. The temple name of Han Shizong was given to you by your great-grandson. What are your achievements?"

You are worthless in front of the Confucians who you have lifted up. In their eyes, you are just a tyrant who can only use cruel officials, oh, and by the way, you also use unjust troops!"

Zhuo Qun looked at Liu Che and said.

This is indeed true. Although Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty deposed hundreds of schools of thought and only respected Confucianism, in fact, after his death, those civil servants did not give him a temple title.

More than thirty years after the teacher left, the household registration in the world has been reduced by half.

There are 2 million refugees in Guandong, an unknown number of 400,000.

Such is the case with "The Traces of the Destruction of Qin".

This is the record of the world in the later period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. In the end, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had to do it, which was the first in history.

In the edict of Sin Ji, I wrote: Since I came to the throne, I have acted wildly and rebelliously, causing the world to suffer, and I cannot regret it. From now on, anyone who hurts the people and wastes the world will be punished.

From this moment on, Emperor Wu denied everything in the first half of his life.

The temple title of Han Shizong was given by Liu Shi's grandson, otherwise he would have no temple title like his father.

When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty heard this, he felt a little sad. He had conquered the world throughout his life, conquered the Huns in the north, conquered Baiyue in the south, and opened trade routes in the west, but he was not qualified to have a temple title.

Then he entered Weiyang Palace while stumbling, and he knelt down in front of his father without paying attention to the laughter of others. What he understood, those people did not understand.

Liu Qi looked at Liu Che and asked, "Do you know why I asked you to wear this?"

"I understand that everything I have is given by my father. I will wear whatever my father tells me to wear. The elders give it to me and I dare not refuse."

Liu Che said very respectfully. As soon as he said this, the laughing people present all looked like chickens with their necks cut, and they all stopped laughing.

They are father and son, but I am reckless.
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