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Chapter 5 Slime, Big Jelly

Guiguzi once said that he hated two kinds of people the most in his life.

The first type is the traitor. Guiguzi believes that a strong fortress is often destroyed by the traitor first, and the existence of the traitor will also weaken the fighting spirit of the friendly forces, and it is a creature that must be eradicated.

The second person he hates is the person who eradicates his traitor.

Zhou Li appreciated this and learned and put it into practice. It can be said that he created the first great feat in human history to develop the Warcraft traitor - Brother traitor. What we firmly believe is that this is Zhou Li who has already

It's just the first step taken by a brave man who gradually reveals his true nature.

When Heishu returned to his post in a daze, the fisherman who was standing guard with him didn't pay attention to Heishu's whereabouts. After all, the instinct of Warcraft is difficult to control. Who knows if Heishu found a secret place to do his troubles?

Knows craftsmanship. As a fisherman with an IQ comparable to Heishu, he believes that not giving reports is a unique way of survival in the workplace. So he just glanced at Heishu casually, and then continued to polish his skin.

Prepare to make a fishing nest in a few days.

By the way, his name is "Fishman". This is the name given to him by his father who was caught by the nightmare shark. Fishman cherishes this name that has placed his father's expectations on it. But the same thing

, he is also naturally not interested in anything.

Touched.

Thinking that he would be able to go fishing for a day in the rushing river in a few days, the expert fisherman put the wooden pole aside, then found a stone and lay down lazily. For him, the Goblin race was

There is nothing that interests him. Apart from fishing, what he loves most is fishing at work.

Yes, the craft his father left to him is fishing.

"Noon is the laziest time for fishermen. During this time, he won't notice anything I do."

Heishu did not plan to go offline. Instead, he followed Zhou Li's instructions and prepared to be a lone hero and accomplish great things. He clearly remembered what Zhou Li said to him before leaving.

"Heishu, please remember that your wisdom is unique and does not need to develop any downline. Once more people know about it, your risk of exposure will increase, so you must become a lone traveler."

Thinking of the boss's instructions before leaving, and the eyes full of sincere emotion, Heishu couldn't help but feel warm in his heart. He shook the wooden pole in his hand, and his left hand hung aside intentionally or unintentionally, covering up his somewhat bulging pocket.

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"Why don't you let it find other smart goblins to fight against tyranny together?"

In the woods, Eluma sat obediently on a tree stump. She looked at Zhou Li and asked curiously, "Isn't it said that there is strength in numbers?"

"Don't be stupid." Zhou Li sneered at Eluma's question, "You don't think these smart people are so smart, do you? With the brains of Goblins, if one more person knows our plan, there will be more

The risk of them accidentally singing loudly while using the toilet."

"Can the black tree succeed?" Zhou Li's answer made her ask with some worry: "It was whispering its plan when it was walking back just now. What if he is exposed?"

"?"

A question mark appeared on Zhou Li's forehead. He pointed at himself and asked innocently: "What does that have to do with me?"

"What does their own civil strife have to do with me, an ordinary passerby? Why, are they planning to go to the Silver Court to sue me?"

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Most of the houses in the Goblin tribe are made of thatch glued with the saliva of a kind of insect. Apart from being unsightly, poor in practicality, cold in winter and hot in summer, and extremely smelly, there is nothing too deadly about this kind of house.

Disadvantages. As the eastern entrance to Dusk Forest, which is equally divided between goblins and slimes, such thatched houses can be seen throughout the plain area.

At this time, the black tree holding a wooden handle and smeared with mud on his face swaggered through the thatched houses. At this time, he was in high spirits, and his arrogant look made the surrounding civilians and female goblins dare not come forward. After all, in

Among this tribe, those who have weapons and look arrogant are usually goblin hunters. This group of goblins have low IQ and unstable moods, so most people avoid them.

The target of the black tree is none other than a three-story thatched house on the plain in the middle reaches of the turbulent river that runs through the east entrance. The outside of this thatched house is covered with black holy water excavated by goblins, and various colors are hung on it.

The gems and jade left by the adventurers. This "palace" built downstream of the luxurious toilet is the residence of "Shalebi", the king of the Goblin tribe.

After crossing the bridge made of wooden planks, Heishu walked to the palace. He looked at this luxurious "grand hall", took a deep breath, and walked towards the palace entrance as if he was dead.

"Gulu wow wow! Lulu Gu Gugu! (Stop! What are you going to do?!)"

A tattered iron pole was placed in front of the black tree. A huge goblin wearing cloth and a ferocious face stood in front of the black tree and asked with an evil expression: "Silva La Tu! Is it stuck? (Here is

Palace, vile people!)”

"The king asked me to put this on his bedside!"

Heishu knelt down on one knee, handed the blue ball around his waist to the giant goblin, and said humbly: "This is the bead given by Slime. The king is very happy and asked me to come back and put it on the bedside."

!”

The giant goblin frowned and subconsciously felt something was wrong. He took the "Jade" and looked at it in detail for a moment.

No sharp edges! Safe!

After a complete safety inspection, the giant goblin nodded, and then he glared at Heishu fiercely. Heishu had an epiphany on the spot, and said with a flattering smile: "Come here, come here, it is not us untouchables who need to help the king."

Something that can be done!”

"Garugalu (very good, very good.)" The giant goblin said to the black tree with satisfaction, but the black tree did not leave just like that. Instead, he leaned forward and said:

"This thing, when the king comes back, you can light it with a torch, and it will create beautiful magic."

After forcibly explaining a long series of words, the giant goblin looked at the black tree suspiciously. Then he took out the torch on the side, lit the fire, and looked at it carefully for a moment.

No sharp blades, safe!

The happy giant goblin kicked the black tree away and ran happily into the thatched house. Looking at the huge back, the black tree smiled, then hid in a corner and watched what happened.

Three hours later, accompanied by a roar like a pig, a large group of Goblins ran into the tribe in small groups with blue soft glue on their heads. Surrounded by a group of huge Goblins, among them

There was one who was even more heavyweight. He held a large lump of soft rubber under his arm, and the flesh on his body trembled a few times with every step he took. The giant brother Lin ran towards his palace and kept uttering "

A strange snoring sound.

When Heishu saw this Goblin, Heishu was suddenly shocked. This thing with a face full of retardation was none other than the retarded Goblin who had oppressed their family for hundreds of years - Shalebi. He looked nervously at the left person.

As the house got closer and closer to Shalebi, his heartbeat became stronger.

When Shalebi stepped into the house, Heishu's heart lifted directly into his throat. He kept praying to the boss, hoping that the giant goblin would act according to his plan. After a long time, Heishu even

When he thought that his plan had failed and everything was over, the giant goblin who was looking at the door carefully suddenly looked around with a sly look. Then he took out a torch and quietly pushed open the door of Shalebi's room.

It’s done.

Seeing this, Heishu breathed a sigh of relief. Then he walked towards his post, the tribe gate, without looking back.

The moment he was sitting at the gate with his back to the tribe, an explosion as loud as thunder suddenly resounded through the sky. Heishu did not look back, but looked indifferently at the dark twilight forest in front of him, his expression as usual.

The next second, Zhou Li's angry horse in fresh clothes, riding a blue slime, suddenly burst into the twilight forest and passed by the black tree.

"It's up to you, boss."

"Good job, Black Tree."

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One day ago, Slime territory.

Zhou Li, who had established an extremely deep friendship with slimes through animal friends, agreed to cooperate with the Slime King. He happily high-fived the soft blue jelly and launched a plan against the goblins.

This is how it unfolds.

The reason why Zhou Li was able to reach a consensus with the slimes so quickly was that in addition to the goblin's behavior of always pulling paper on the slimes' heads, which made all the slimes strongly dissatisfied, there was another very important point.

.

"Your excrement, these soft glues, can be used to make explosives."

These can change shapes freely, but when the jelly, who is too lazy by nature, discovered that his excrement could make such a gorgeous explosion, something in their body seemed to be activated. And Zhou Li immediately made it without hesitation.

The method was handed over to them, which made this group of pure-natured jelly creatures feel very friendly and chose to join forces with Zhou Li.

“Lulululululululululululululululu~~~”

Eluma crouched in front of a chubby slime, stretched out her hand to touch its body, and then imitated the slime beside her and grunted for a long time.

"The family bones are exempted from tax to protect Yaya?"

The Slime King, who was chatting happily with Zhou Li, glanced at Eluma and repeated Eluma's slime language with some hesitation, "What is this female cuboid talking about?"

"Ignore her, she doesn't know the language of the aristocracy."

Zhou Li glanced at Eluma who was standing aside. This goddess who always liked to imitate aliens was enjoying herself, but he was too lazy to stop him. Then he confirmed the details of the plan with Slime again, and each one had a jelly face.

A sly smile appeared on everyone's face.

Except for Zhou Li, few people knew about it.
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