In the mountains near Seoul, South Korea, a white light flashed across the rugged ground, and a naked and unconscious man appeared on the earth.

An unscrupulous voice in the man's mind is nagging: "I finally tricked him back, oh, no, it was proposed to the experiencer and the experiencer confirmed that with the help of the great and beautiful No. 250 senior management intelligence

Finally returned to the hometown that the experiencer has longed for. Although the process is a little tortuous and the results are slightly biased, the general direction is right." If a man is awake, he will definitely complain about whether 250 is a cosplay leader of the Celestial Dynasty.

"It is detected that the area where the experiencer belongs is South Korea, which meets the system mission conditions. The system starts self-checking and then runs. Ding! After the operation is completed, the experiencer's data scan begins."

Experiencer number: 2503687 (the 3687th experiencer under 250 executives)

Name: Luo Fengen (Are you sure this is a man’s name and not a girly name?)

Gender: Male (if you don’t have surgery, this gender will stay with you for life)

Age: 32 (you are already an old man)

Height: 181.2 (accurate to 1 decimal place)

Weight: 90kg (you basically belong to the same category as a person with a height of 150 and a weight of 150)

Family situation: Omitted (Want to know? Please spend points to purchase)

Ability: None (You are a waste in my eyes)

The basic data verification is completed and meets the conditions for task activation. The task is activated:

Main quest name: The perfect gagman life

Main mission content: Become the best gagman on earth (because the experiencer passively chooses the perfect level mission, the conditions for completing the mission are reduced to become the best gagman in Asia)

Main branch task: In order to become the best gagman in Asia, please join the entertainment industry within 2 months. The penalty for task failure is to leave the perfect life system (unqualified experiencers will be erased before leaving, so experiencers can understand that the punishment is

obliterate).

Diamond Level Love Mission: The Lost Girl Group

Content: The experiencer is asked to marry a former (current) girl group member

Time: one month (what time is too short, I’m sorry who asked you to randomly receive a diamond-level mission)

Girls' group scope: Girls' Generation, Wondergirl, Kara, etc. (Since it is triggered by the diamond mission limited range condition, please try it out. Since the experiencer has not drawn for a long time, the system will automatically and randomly limit the scope to Girls' Generation).

Punishment for mission failure: cut into pieces (don’t worry, as a disciplined system department, you will leave easily).

When Luo Fengen woke up, what he saw was the above situation, and he suddenly felt like thousands of grass and mud horses were running through his mind. "Are you 250? Come out! I guarantee that I will beat you to death."

"250 serves you 2503687." An extremely hateful voice sounded in Luo Fengen's mind. "Explain the current situation to me in full." Luo Fengen said through gritted teeth.

"In view of the chaotic logical thinking of experiencer No. 2503687, poor understanding ability, and weak IQ, senior management intelligence No. 250 will explain it to you. The perfect life system was bound to you in 1986 of the Earth's calendar and was triggered by Six Crazy in 1991.

And he chose the perfect life of cultivating immortals, but failed and fell while trying to hit the last link of the main mission. Before his death, he helped another soul in his body recognized by the system to accept the mission of perfect life."

"Oh my god, why should he help me take over the task?"

"The perfect life system stipulates that those who choose to experience the perfect life task and complete more than 85% will be able to designate the next experiencer. Of course, the predecessor must also give the current user a certain amount of compensation."

"Hey, this is really strong. 250, please continue to answer."

"The task numbered 2503687 is a random draw, and the result is a perfect gagman life. Since the task is randomly drawn, the conditions for completing the task are lowered. Since the task is in a large area of ​​the earth, it is triggered only after returning to the earth. The above is completed."

"X, explain to me what the diamond-level love mission is?"

"The first side task triggered by every single experiencer is a love task. Since you have not accepted the task for a long time, the difficulty is automatically increased. The highest difficulty of the task is diamond level, which is not enough to punish your sabotage and reduce the task size.

scope and shorten task time.”

"X, you are forcing x to not let me enjoy it. Can I appeal or complain?"

"The appeal has been dismissed. If you want to complain, please complain to the Great Universe Research Center. According to the transmission speed of this system, the complaint will be sent to you in about 1,700 Earth years."

"...You're even humming now and won't give in."

"The answer ends here. Please accept the charity from your predecessor and the novice gift package."

"Damn, I finally gave you some benefits. Give them all to me quickly."

"Alms from my predecessor: a super cell regeneration modification (please refer to mutant Wolverine's superpowers)

A set of two star skeletons

Because the experiencer did not set a range for the gift package, the randomly selected result was a general skill gift package. Since it was a perfect level task reward increase, the experiencer did not set an improvement direction, so the basic skills in the gift package were randomly doubled."

"Life is full of pitfalls. When will my miserable life end? Do you want me to commit suicide?"

"Reminder No. 2503687. Don't threaten me, the noble one, with your humble life. Go die now, right away, okay? You're a joke."

"...Don't call that fucking number, okay? Just call me by my name." Luo Fengen thought that there was no point in trying to compete with the system (are you sure you're not scared?), so it's better to build a good relationship.

I don’t want to go through the back door, I just want to stop being cheated.

"According to the user's request, the system will call the user 'Xiao Feng' in the future. Unfortunately, the user's surname is not Lu."

"Complaints are everywhere, give me 250 gift bags and alms." Xiaofeng (he will be called that from now on, after all, it was the system master who said it) has no choice but to face the unscrupulous system.

"Since 250 is an insulting language on Earth, the experiencer is asked to change the name for the system. The name has the following choices: 1. Great God 2. Great God 3. Great God. Also confirm whether to receive it."

"Can x be more shameless? Confirm to receive the master."

"Skills obtained by receiving the novice gift package: Elementary driving ability (yes, elementary, because as long as you are elementary, you can drive all drivable tools on the earth) Elementary language ability: Contains 4 languages ​​Oh dear, Xiaofeng Chinese

and Korean. The 4 languages ​​are set as English (you are not afraid to travel all over the world) French (it is said to be the most beautiful language) Japanese (if you want to complete the task, you must go to Japan to develop, look at how considerate the master is) Latin (multiple languages

From this, the price-performance ratio is second only to English.) Elementary cooking ability: can upgrade the cuisines of 4 countries to master level. Except for China, the master automatically chooses Korean food (after all, you are Korean now) and French food (not high-level).

Not selected)

Chinese cuisine, home cooking (Which of the eight major cuisines do you want to choose? Are you not a chef, or is home cooking suitable for you) Japanese cuisine (the only desirable thing in this country besides "blockbuster films")

Elementary eloquence (necessary for gagman without explanation), elementary sense of artistry (necessary for gagman without explanation), elementary dance proficiency (men who can’t dance are not good gagmen). In addition, 1000 system points will be given as a gift (very useful, please be careful)

Use it.)”

"The ex's charity requires fusion (the process will be a little uncomfortable) and the fusion begins."
Chapter completed!