Xiaofeng walked naked on the path in the forest, feeling the cool wind blowing on her penis and praying not to encounter passers-by and be recognized as bts.

After walking for about 30 minutes, I finally saw a building, which seemed to be a B&B that can often be seen in the mountains around Seoul. Following the principle of emergency rescue (actually, thieves never steal), I took (stolen) a set of ill-fitting outerwear.

Later, Xiaofeng set foot on the road to Seoul city again.

It was already 9pm when Xiaofeng took a ride and arrived at Gangbuk-gu, Seoul. At this time, two huge questions were posed in front of Xiaofeng: What to eat today? Where to stay? It’s really a penny that will kill the bastard.

Go begging on the street, you can't lose your face. Steal? Rob? Xiaofeng thinks that as a person with a bottom line, he can't do that (why don't you think so when stealing clothes).

Alas, in the end, Xiaofeng finally made up her mind to go to the Bawang Dinner. At worst, she would be sent to the police station and the accommodation problem would be solved. If she was lucky, she could also have breakfast tomorrow (where is your moral integrity?).

After making up your mind, it’s time to find the target. If you don’t designate a store that’s too big, you’ll be used as a sandbag by the security guards. If you have a criminal background, it’ll be even worse. Although you have superpowers, it still hurts to be beaten. (You can’t win.)

?Is it just a small thing if you just want to be beaten?).

After searching for an hour, I found an inconspicuous sausage shop. Since the location is relatively remote and there are not many diners, this reduces the chance of someone complaining. The boss is a kind uncle who should be easy to talk to and may be happy.

No more money (that’s all you’ve got).

After lingering at the door for 10 minutes, Xiaofeng took a deep breath and walked into the sausage shop. She aimed at a small private room and walked in. She was about to ask the boss to give her something to eat when she discovered the leftovers on the table.

As soon as he turned around and wanted to go out and change to a private room, a small body rushed into his arms. Xiaofeng felt a pain in his heart and a feeling of shortness of breath followed one after another.

I am

The small figure pulled him to prevent him from falling, and at the same time gave a heavy patch to the same position on his chest.

I x, this head is so long, does it have horns? If it hits it, it will hurt so much. If you hit it harder, you will vomit blood. Maybe you will suffer internal injuries now (Aren’t you here to eat the King’s meal? Don’t think so outside the box)

.

Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief and realized that the person who bumped into him was a girl. She had red cheeks, a swaying body, and a strong smell of alcohol. She didn't realize that she was about to encounter the biggest trouble in her life. Xiaofeng was still trying to see the girl clearly.

's appearance.

"Miss, are you okay?" Xiaofeng tried to show his gentlemanly demeanor.

"Hiccup, who are you? Why are you holding me? Do you want an autograph? No problem, you can have as much as you want. But you have to drink with me."

Xiaofeng's head was filled with black threads, I know who you are, yet you want an autograph and you want me to drink with you. Wait, drinking is not free of charge. You can really have this.

I don’t care who you are, you have the biggest belly when you’re full. (Your foodie attributes are finally revealed)

"It's okay to drink. I'm the best at drinking. Come sit down and let's drink slowly." Xiaofeng replied happily.

After helping the strange girl sit down, Xiaofeng immediately started the foodie mode and ate food in a hurry. The strange girl drank cup after cup of soju.

After Xiaofeng swept the food on the table and felt that she was half full, she started chatting with the strange girl.

"Why do you drink so much? Are you broken in love? Are you unemployed? Or are you having a quarrel with your family?" Xiaofeng tries to reflect her own value based on the principle of being short-tongued.

"Do you have an ideal?" the girl asked abruptly. Before Xiaofeng could answer, she said to herself: "I have been fighting for my ideal and career all my youth. In the end, my sisters had a falling out, and my family and I

A lot of conflicts arose. I was really tired and wanted to find someone I could rely on to help me share my burdens, even just to listen to my complaints. But why did they come to me with this or that purpose?

"

Xiaofeng looked at the drunk opposite him as if he was a lunatic, and thought to himself that he had met an extremely narcissistic person. You are not very beautiful, and you are not very rich either in your clothes or in eating here, and you have a purpose in approaching you.

.I just laughed.

"What are you looking at? You are not a good person. You just want to sign. Bring a pen and paper and sign where you want." The girl yelled.

Xiaofeng wants to cry but has no tears. No matter how much she eats, she will become mentally ill.

"Uncle, does he have a pen?" The girl shouted to the shop owner when Xiaofeng didn't answer.

The owner of the shop took out a signature pen and put it on the table. Xiaofeng was speechless again. Why are you preparing a signature pen for a restaurant owner? You are a drunkard and crazy and you accompany her crazy. This is the rhythm of lying down.

.

Under Xiaofeng's shocked gaze, the drunkard picked up a pen and wrote a few words on Xiaofeng's ill-fitting clothes.

Xiaofeng took a look and found that he didn't recognize him, and then he was extremely distressed to find that his only set of clothes (the ones he stole didn't fit) were also ruined. When he was wondering whether he should let the girl compensate him for one set, the girl

But he passed out drunk on the table.

"Hey, wake up! If that doesn't work, just pay the bill and then go to sleep." Xiaofeng saw that he couldn't wake the girl up, so he just took the girl's wallet and settled the bill.

He took the girl's cell phone and tried to contact her relatives and friends to take the drunkard away, but what made him extremely distressed was that the cell phone had a password.

"Hey! Who told me to eat people with short mouths?" Xiaofeng thought silently as she walked helplessly on the street carrying the drunk cat on her back after trying to get the password out of the drunk cat's mouth to no avail.

Once I made a mistake, I would hate it for eternity. Although I solved the problem of eating, I found myself a bigger trouble.

Adhering to the principle of being a good person, Xiaofeng began to look for a hotel where he could spend the night. After walking for 20 minutes, he found a couple's hotel. Although he was not a drunkard, Xiaofeng was very tired not long after he took over the body.

"Boss, please open two rooms." Xiaofeng said while panting.

"Your resident registration certificates." The boss said in surprise. (Are you surprised that a man and a woman asked for two rooms in a love hotel?)

Xiaofeng was sweating because she had no ID. So she said flatteringly: "Boss, I just lost my ID and haven't come back to get a replacement. Please forgive me."

"I'm sorry, the one-per-license-one-room check has been too tight lately. If you don't have a certificate, you can't go left if you go out." The boss returned leisurely while drinking tea.

Xiaofeng felt that the whole world had abandoned him, maybe he was in conflict with some great criminal. Nothing had gone his way since the soul piercing.

When Xiaofeng was feeling sorry for herself, the hotel owner said, "Have you lost your girlfriend's ID? It's all over if you two just share a room. You're such an old person and yet you're so pretentious. I didn't see you when we were having dinner just now."

Tell your girlfriend to drink less."

Xiaofeng looked at the hotel owner in surprise, how did he know about the meal just now? Could it be...

The boss didn't care what Xiaofeng was thinking, and said to himself: "I was eating there just now, so hurry up and get your ID. Li's grilled sausage is so delicious that you won't get tired of eating it. Pair it with a glass of soju."

taste."

Xiaofeng had a black line in her head. This person's ability to bend buildings was too strong. She hurriedly threw the drunk cat onto the sofa in the lobby, took out her ID from her bag, and finally got the room key.

After throwing the drunk cat onto the water bed, Xiaofeng sat down on the ground helplessly. I really hope that all this is a dream. I am now drifting away on the road of being funny. Gagman is nothing but funny.

I looked at the drunk cat on the bed and felt that I still had to live. The drunken people were sleeping so soundly, so it was time for me to sleep too. Now I really don’t have the energy to discuss whether it’s a bird, a beast, or a bird. Let’s just go to sleep.

.

Xiaofeng went into the bathroom and wanted to solve her physical problems, then wash up and sleep on the floor for the night (asked why she didn't sleep on the sofa, because there wasn't one).

Just when Xiaofeng was about to take off her pants and pee, the bathroom door suddenly opened from the outside, and the drunk cat who was lying on the bed rushed in and covered Xiaofeng's head. The smell of vomit instantly filled the little room.

The bathroom was disgusting. After the drunk cat finished vomiting, he rinsed his mouth like a normal person and then fell back on the bed.

Xiaofeng went berserk in an instant. She wanted to go out and compete with Zuimao, but she stopped when she thought that Zuimao was a girl and she seemed pretty good-looking.

"Hey!" After sighing, Xiaofeng could only admit that she was unlucky. After solving the physical problem, she took off the clothes that were stained by vomiting and wrapped a large towel around her lower body. After rinsing the clothes in the basin several times and soaking them,

He walked out of the bathroom, looked at the drunk cat lying on the bed speechlessly, silently picked up the blanket that the drunk cat was pressed under, and got ready to sleep.

When Xiaofeng fell on the ground and was about to fall asleep, she suddenly heard someone shouting: "Hello everyone, we are Girls' Generation. We were Girls' Generation in the past, we are Girls' Generation now, and we will still be Girls' Generation in the future."

I was so frightened that it turned out to be a drunk cat talking in her sleep. It was strange to be able to talk in her sleep so convincingly. But what time was she talking about just now? She might as well go to sleep if she is sleepy.

Xiaofeng wanted to go back to sleep but heard the drunk cat crying. I can't let anyone sleep anymore. Isn't it just a meal from you? As for asking me to repay you like this? Forget it, you cry while I sleep with you.

Just pretend you're singing a lullaby.
Chapter completed!