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Chapter 43 The beginning of a new pit

After dinner, Sunny and Tiffany said goodbye and left.

"Brother, this room will be mine from now on. I will come and live here when I have time." Shuen began to divide her territory.

"Okay, what are you going to do later?" Xiaofeng asked.

"I'll ask my sister-in-law to accompany me to the dormitory to get some clothes later." Shuen decided to move into her brother's house quickly.

"Are you sure you want your sister-in-law to accompany you? She won't be surrounded and unable to come back, right?" Xiaofeng asked.

"No, just ask my sister-in-law to sit in the car and wait for me. After getting the things, I will go buy some daily necessities with my sister-in-law." After saying this, Shuen stretched out her hand to Xiaofeng.

Xiaofeng opened her sister's outstretched hand and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Take money, how can you buy anything if you don't give me money?" Shuen said confidently.

"Are you richer than me? I'll go find your mother." Xiaofeng said angrily.

"Shun, my sister-in-law bought it for you, I don't ask for your stingy brother." On the one hand, Taeyeon was embarrassed because of the misunderstanding, and on the other hand, she thought Xiaofeng didn't have much money.

"Sister-in-law, that's the best, let's go." Shuen said with satisfaction.

"Well, enter your fingerprint later. The password is ******. Then you can come in by yourself when no one is around." Taeyeon said.

"Humph, it's better to have a sister-in-law. My stupid brother and I never thought of this." Shuen looked at Xiaofeng with disdain.

Am I your brother or is Taeyeon your sister? When Taeyeon saw Shueun who was the same age as her sister Ha Yeon, she liked her very much. She missed a lot of her sister's growth during her acting career.

The next morning, Xiaofeng came to the filming site, said hello to the female MCs whom she had not seen yesterday, and then started filming in a new pit under the instructions of the gloomy-looking PD.

"Hello everyone, viewers, now is a new program 'National Gods and Goddess' brought to you by a group of old men who look according to national standards and beautiful young women," Jin Jidong made the opening remarks.

"I have a question for the production team: why did they put me and two animals together for a show?" Jin Jidong pointed to MC Meng who was eating a banana and Shin Jung-hwan who was performing his sick chicken dance.

"Brother Jidong, you're just a rabbit yourself, so you have the nerve to tell others?" mc Meng complained.

During post-production, the animal images next to the three people were filled in.

"Now let's welcome our female MCs. The 'mixed-race' goddess Park Gyu-ri, the charming goddess Ham Eun-jung, not the goddess Park Si-yeon."

After leading the three female MCs to their seats, Jin Jidong paused for a moment and said, "Finally, I would like to invite our male MC, Luo Fengen."

When Xiaofeng appeared, the expectant looks in the three female MC's eyes turned into boos.

"Do you three have any dissatisfaction?" Jin Jidong asked in a timely manner.

"How can he be considered a male god? He can only be regarded as a man." Park Gyu Ri complained.

"You have a good figure, and you're not ugly. But you can't be considered a male idol, right?" Park Si-yeon came up to assist.

"It's completely disappointing. I was originally very happy to be called a goddess, but now I doubt the taste of the production team." Han Enjing finished the last shot.

"Mr. Luo Jing'en, do you have anything to explain to the goddesses?" Jin Jidong asked with a wicked smile.

"Brothers, can you do a test as I said?" Xiaofeng said without waiting for an answer. Shen Zhenghuan, MC Meng, himself, Jin Jidong rearranged their seats and faced the female MCs sideways.

In the confused eyes of the female MC, Dao Xiaofeng shouted: "123, turn around." Following the command, the four people turned their heads and smiled at the same time.

"How is it? Do you see that I am a male god this time?" Xiaofeng asked confidently.

The three girls nodded at the same time. "Now I know what it means to choose the bigger one." Pu Shiyan complained.

"Now let's ask everyone about the standards of male gods and goddesses." Jin Jidong said.

"In my opinion, the male idols should be Jang Dong Gun, Won Bin, and Hyun Bin!" MC Meng said.

"The goddesses should be Lee Hyori, Sung Yuri, and Kim Tae Hee!" Shin Jung Hwan added.

"Why are you talking about people in their 30s and 40s? This will create a generation gap with the children across the street." Jin Jidong complained.

"Brother, it's wrong to say that. I think men are most attractive when they are 30 or 40. As for women, they start to decline from 25." Xiaofeng played the role of a poisonous tongue.

"What does it mean that 25 has gone downhill?" The three women opposite expressed their dissatisfaction.

"So what do our goddesses think are male and female gods?" Jin Jidong asked.

"The male idol should be handsome and have a good figure." Park Gyu Ri, a member of the Appearance Association, said.

“Conversations should be elegant and graceful.” This is Park Si-yeon who pays attention to her inner self.

"You have to dress fashionably and have an attractive temperament," Han Enjing added.

"Please note, female MCs, this is choosing a male idol, not a husband for you. Don't look expectant on your face, okay?" Xiaofeng complained unhappily.

"Of course the requirement for a male god is to be perfect. When I see you, I feel like I can pull anyone over and be the male god." Han Enjing opened the map cannon.

"Can you ladies tell me who your ideal male god is?" Jin Jidong quickly changed the subject.

"Brad Pitt." Park Gyu Ri expressed his opinion first.

"Advocate for foreigners and favor foreigners." Xiaofeng commented.

"Park Hae Jin." Park Si Yeon chose an actor who is a good friend.

"Nepotism." Xiaofeng said sarcastically.

"Jiang Zhihuan." Han Enjing said.

"You actually didn't choose your husband Li Zhangyu. Even though you are divorced, don't you still have good memories?" Xiaofeng was ready to complain to the end.

"No one will choose you." The three women countered at the same time.

"Now that everyone has expressed their thoughts, our selection of male gods and goddesses has officially begun. Now let's take a look at the big screen. These are the candidates for this selection." Jin Jidong said.

A list appeared on the big screen. The list of 16 selected by the male idol actually included the four male MCs present.

"Ah! Do we have any grudge against you?" The four MCs rushed towards the PD together. Of course, it only had an effect. After a brief confusion, the four people returned to their seats.

"Brother Jidong, we are just foils." MC Meng complained.

"Maybe the production team didn't want us to be neutral in the preliminary round because it was so fierce." Shen Zhenghuan guessed.

"I just heard a writer say that we have to perform talents to gain the support of the three so-called goddesses opposite us. He also said that this is a benefit for us. Why do I feel that this is cheating us." Xiaofeng complained.

Hearing what Xiaofeng said, Shin Zhenghuan and MC Meng immediately ran to the female MC and danced their specialty monkey dance and sick chicken dance, while Jin Jidong served tea and water to the female MC and fanned Feng very badly.

"Ah! Brothers, do you think there is no lower limit to your moral integrity? Do you think you can beat the people on the list just by performing? This is a world where appearances are based on, so don't struggle needlessly.

"Xiao Feng said with disdain.

"At least I don't want to be the last one. Can I eat my integrity and lower limit?" Jin Jidong said calmly.

"Xi Luo Feng En, if you perform a show for us, we won't let you be the last one." Han Enjing said, and the other two women also expressed their support.

Amid everyone's surprised gazes, Xiaofeng walked towards Han Enjing with heavy steps.

"Wouldn't you give me the last place when I perform? I like T-ara the most." Xiaofeng asked sincerely. Seeing Han Enjing nodding, Xiaofeng imitated T-ara's ghost very gracefully.

He turned the good ghost step dance into a mechanical dance.

"Luo Fengen came last." After Xiaofeng finished dancing, Han En said quietly with a smile.

"Didn't you say that I won't be ranked last if I perform?" Xiaofeng asked angrily.

"Ah! Watching you dance my dance is the greatest insult to me." Han Enjing said with disdain.

"Is it true that we can't move forward?" Xiaofeng asked with the last glimmer of hope.

"Absolutely not possible." He replied coldly and simply.

"Na na na na na na, na na na na na na." Xiaofeng did a butt dance while twisting towards Park Gyuri and said: "I like karaoke the most, let me take second place." Xiaofeng

begged.

"No." Park Gyu Ri said with a smile.

"Yeah! I found that I still like Girls' Generation the most. Geegeegee, babybaby." Xiaofeng danced the dog-leg dance again.

Shin Zhenghuan and MC Meng rushed over and helped Xiaofeng back to his seat, while Jin Jidong blocked the camera and said, "I'm sorry to all the viewers, Luo Feng'en forgot to take her medicine today, and I ask the judges for your understanding."

The three ladies had stopped laughing and took a break at the PD's signal.

"Brother, I feel like the program is too empty. It's just a comedy show by a few MCs." Xiaofeng discussed with her three brothers during the break.

"Hey! It's best to be yourself. We can't care so much about other things. We just have to see the audience's reaction after the broadcast." Jin Jidong sighed and said.

"Luo Feng'enxi's dance just now was very good and very funny." Park Si-yeon came over and said.

"Sister Shiyan, just call me Xiaofeng." Xiaofeng said with a smile.

"Xiao Feng, which group do you like?" Han Enjing asked at the side.

"Han Enjingxi, I was born in 1985 and you were born in 1988. Do you want me to call you senior or you to call me brother?" Xiaofeng teased.

"Tsk, isn't it a man to be so stingy? I can just call you brother." Han Enjing said with disdain.

The six people here were chatting enthusiastically, but Park Gyu Ri sat aside and drank coffee, showing off her true nature as a goddess.

"Guili, don't you want to know which group Xiaofeng likes?" Han Enjing asked.

"Didn't he just say that he likes Girls' Generation?" Park Gyu Ri said calmly.

"Gyuri, you can't do a variety show well like this." Park Si-yeon said.

"Yeah! You first said you liked T-ara, then you said you liked Kara, and finally you moved SNSD out. Men who are philandering will not end well." The goddess turned into a tomboy.

"Tch, it's my destiny to be young. I was just dealing with you guys." Xiaofeng replied nonchalantly.

"I declare that I will always choose you last." Park Gyu Ri said seriously.
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