Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite Next

Four hundred and seventieth chapters injury to injury

The Guangzhou Station Carnival officially started at 18:00. The intro to Thriller sounded at the beginning, which aroused cheers from the audience. Under the light, rm7 people appeared in zombie makeup, although compared to the backup dancers rm, the dance steps of everyone looked awkward and half a beat slow.

, but the effect is still very good, especially the realistic lip-synching.

The intrusion of Plants vs. Zombies caused the audience to pause for a moment. Then everyone in rm burst into laughter as they imitated zombie movements realistically. The cheers continued. In the middle of the dance, rm showed off his personal dance skills. Dance King Liu He's

Both the old age disco and Kwang-joo's performance in the cramped mechanical dance were remarkable. The only drawback was that Kim Jong-kook danced so high that the costume on his face came off, and Haha even prepared ketchup on his own and put it on his mouth.

on, but accidentally got it on Kim Jong Kook's body while dancing.

The thriller continued. Just when the audience was wondering why all 6 people performed solo but not Xiaofeng, when the lights dimmed, only Xiaofeng and the backup dancers were left on the stage. rm Everyone else left the stage, but Xiaofeng got rid of

The coat reveals the red leather jacket and red trousers underneath. Now is Xiaofeng's showtime. Xiaofeng wants to pay tribute to the classic.

The combination of skills and intensive training allowed Xiaofeng to perfectly reproduce Jackson's classic dance. The only regret is that Xiaofeng's figure is not as enchanting as Jackson's. The tight leather jacket and leather pants exposed Xiaofeng's muscles. It's so exciting to dance.

Xiaofeng also tried a moonwalk. Finally, Xiaofeng ended the performance with a triple spin.

After the dancers came off the stage, the lights came on brightly. As the host, Xiaofeng had no time to remove her makeup and change clothes, so she could only remain as she was and accept the applause from the audience.

"Don't worry, everyone, there is no biohazard here, nor is it the walking dead. Please tell me what the stage is today." Xiaofeng began to arouse the emotions of the audience.

"RM Carnival." Although the answer was not neat, the atmosphere was high.

"Did the opening dance just now look good?" Xiaofeng then asked. There was no news that the next show was ready yet, so Xiaofeng could only continue chatting with the audience.

"It looks good." This time the answer was neat.

"Then who is the best dancer among the seven of us?" Xiaofeng asked next.

When Xiaofeng asked this question, the scene became chaotic, but it was Xiaofeng who answered the most, not only because Xiaofeng was indeed the best dancer, but also because the person who asked the question was Xiaofeng, and Xiaofeng spoke standard Mandarin with a Northeastern native flavor.

"Then what do you want to watch next?" Xiaofeng continued, saying that zombie makeup was difficult to put on and take off.

"Tear off the name tag!" This was the loudest answer among all.

"Do you still want to watch brand-name ripping? Haven't you seen enough in the usual programs?" To be honest, RM's classic project of tearing off name-brands has been played with various tricks by the production team. Although new ideas are coming one after another, it will inevitably lead to aesthetic fatigue.

The rm production team has been deliberately reducing the number of brand-name tearings since a long time ago, because often a link is too classic and has too deep impact on people. When this link makes the audience lose interest, it is the moment when the program cannot sustain itself.

"I can't see enough." The audience kept cheering for Mianzi. The most important thing was that Xiaofeng took off her leather jacket to waste time and because she was a little hot, revealing a tight T-shirt underneath. While selling her meat, she also exposed her back.

brand name on.

"Do you want this brand?" My brand is the one that has been ripped off the least among RM. Xiaofeng boasted shamelessly. He has only been in RM as a regular MC for how long. If it wasn't the brand that has been ripped off the least, it would probably be better than Chi Shi.

The town is weak.

"I want it!" the reply came in a loud voice, and Xiaofeng was very satisfied.

"You can do it if you want, but you have to fight for it. I will give you a chance, but not now. Let us invite the most famous duo of our RM. Although they only have one day a week, they have persisted for 8 years. You tell me

Who are they?" Knowing that Song Ji Hyo and Gary were ready, Xiao Feng breathed a sigh of relief and finally kept her pants. Xiao Feng's bullshit skills were still not as strong as those of Liu Jae Suk.

"Monday Couple." Cheers and applause sounded at the same time.

"Then let's invite Monday Couple Song Ji Hyo and Gary. They will bring you their love song "Monday Couple". By the way, Luo Fengen is the songwriter of this song." Xiaofeng shamelessly sold it.

Cute.

Xiaofeng came off the stage and the accompaniment of the band started, and Gary's signature rap began. However, it took a long time for everyone to realize that Gary was speaking Chinese rap. Although it was surprising, the style of not tuning every word was still very distinctive.

After Xiaofeng came off the stage, she could finally take off her makeup. Haha looked envious and poked Xiaofeng's pectoralis major muscles. Not to mention Kim Jong Kook, that fitness fanatic, why Xiaofeng, who doesn't exercise as frequently as him, can maintain such ferocious muscles.

, this can be regarded as rm’s new unsolved mystery.

It was the first time for Xiaofeng to put such thick makeup on her face, which made Xiaofeng very uncomfortable, but there was nothing she could do about it. It was all for the performance. During the makeup removal process, Xiaofeng confirmed the order of the show with the staff.

"Hey, it would be great if I could speak Chinese so well." Looking at Xiaofeng who had no problem communicating, Liu Zaishi said a little sourly. Liu Zaishi's only regret is that he does not have a specialized foreign language, no matter it is

Chinese, Japanese, and English, as long as Yoo Jae Suk is proficient in any of them, he will not encounter bottlenecks in his development now.

"Brother-in-law, this is something I can't envy. Why don't you sign up for a crash course in Chinese?" Xiaofeng quarreled with Liu Zaishi while enjoying the service of the makeup artist.

"Hey, if you want to learn Chinese, I don't want to learn Chinese, so I have to learn something you can't do." Liu Zaishi looked arrogant, saying that I don't care about your recommendation, and even if he is very conceited,

I’m not sure I can speak Chinese to Xiaofeng’s native level.

"Oh? My brother-in-law wants to learn a language that I don't know, so he probably has to learn African dialect." Xiaofeng made a distressed look, which made Liu Zaishi angry to death. Liu Zaishi also remembered that it seemed that mainstream language speakers

Fengdu can be considered proficient.

The love song duet between Gary and Song Ji-hyo was very successful. Although the pronunciation was not very accurate, after memory enhancement, especially Xiaofeng's use of Korean homophones to mark the pronunciation of the two, the audience could still understand more than half of it. In addition, it was for the two.

The new song was tailor-made by two people, which fully reflects the characteristics of the two people, and the response from the audience was very good.

"Feng En, can you write a theme song for rm sometime?" Zhao Xiaozhen had actually had this idea for a long time, but Xiaofeng's high composition fee put Zhao Xiaozhen off. This time he saw Xiaofeng's music with his own eyes.

After discovering his ability in writing lyrics and composing music, Jo Hyo Jin gritted his teeth and decided to be willful.

Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment. He really hadn't thought about this. The main reason was that Xiaofeng also deliberately avoided this question. Writing a theme song for rm is not an easy task. It is impossible to write a theme song like Brother Run.

Just let one person sing, and seven people with different styles condense into one song, and it is not easy to take into account the characteristics of each person to cater to the theme of rm.

"Feng En, don't worry. I will ask the director for funds. How about paying according to JYP?" When Zhao Xiaozhen saw Xiaofeng not replying, he thought it was because Xiaofeng was worried about working in vain and he took money very seriously in Korea.

, Gary and Song Ji-hyo can accept Xiaofeng's gift for free and exchange it in other ways, but the rm production team cannot.

"Brother Xiaozhen said this and said it. I'm not worried about money. It's really difficult to write this song. I'll go back and study it. The cost won't be necessary. But can PD Zhao give me some money for my labor fee? How?

He said that I am also a well-known actor." Xiaofeng knew that Zhao Xiaozhen would not accept the song with peace of mind if there was no benefit at all, so he gave a reason. In fact, Xiaofeng's labor fee Zhang Yongjian had already been negotiated with the rm production team.

It's just that it hasn't been implemented yet.

Zhao Xiaozhen smiled and said nothing. He remembered Xiaofeng's love, but he didn't know if there would be a chance to return it. If Xiaofeng was still the newcomer who had just entered the circle as a comedian, then as a star program

He can always help a lot, but with Xiaofeng's current fame and status, Zhao Xiaozhen really can't think of what help he can do.

After the love song duet, it was Kim Jong Kook's performance. Although the two songs "A Man" and "Cute" are both in Korean, they still achieved the purpose of singing with the audience. Kim Jong Kook's two songs are still liked by many people.

The fourth program was a three-person chorus prepared by Lee Kwang-joo and Haha and Liu Jae-seok. The song was Ko Yoo-tae's sparkle. Haha's dance was quite satisfactory. Liu Jae-seok's rap was eye-catching, while Kwang-joo's female voice imitating Shin Ji was

It's totally meant to be funny.

After the four programs, Xiaofeng returned to the stage, and the purpose of coming up this time was not to perform, but to interact with the selected lucky audience members. RM7 people gathered together again, and they will compete with the 7 selected audience members.

Because the organizers were worried that Xiaofeng wouldn't be able to handle it, they specially arranged for two translators to come on stage, but they soon discovered that this was redundant. Xiaofeng's translation skills were obviously much better than the two translators. After all, no translator would strengthen the performance.

Slang and variety show buzzwords.

Because this carnival is completely created by Xiaofeng, the fun is very big. Three of the seven people in rm will speak Chinese tongue twisters, and Xiaofeng will challenge to use Chinese versus Chinese.

Yoo Jae Suk, who was the first to appear, was a famous talker and easily defeated his opponent. Kwang Joo and Haha, who spoke Chinese and challenged the audience to speak Korean, achieved one win and one defeat. Kwang Joo, this kid

It was really unlucky. Although he had undergone intensive training, he actually found a Korean international student among so many viewers. Everyone was intoxicated by the fact that Guangzhu's good luck was always favored by the entertainment god.

Xiaofeng's Chinese language competition also ended in failure, because the characteristic of Xiaofeng's Mandarin with an obvious Northeastern accent is that it cannot distinguish between flat and twisted tongues, and the tongue twisters chosen by the audience were specifically designed to test flat and twisted tongues, so Xiaofeng could only regretfully fail.

Lost.

The competition ended with a defeat of RM3:4, and the carnival continued after the seven lucky spectators were sent off the stage with signed name tags as rewards.

It is inevitable to sing Cantonese in Guangzhou. Liu Zaishi once again proved that he is a master of Cantonese with a song "Legend of the Hungry Wolf", and Guangzhu, who performed with him on the same stage, also fully demonstrated the wolf howl that he had practiced for a long time. What is a hungry wolf?

After Yoo Jae-seok stepped off the stage, Xiaofeng performed the "Samba Dance" tailor-made for Kim Jong-kook and Lee Kwang-joo. The trio's performance was great and exceeded Xiaofeng's requirements. Not only did they perform Grasshopper's classic dance moves, but also the samba arranged by Xiaofeng The dance movements also showed the effect of Xiaofeng Yao. The squirming of Kim Jong Kook's whole body muscles made the female audience a feast for the eyes. Once you get into the comedy, it's hard to turn back. The saying that a city's gagman has no moral integrity is absolutely true. I think back when Kim Jong Kook was just a singer. This brother is so shy, but since he entered the field of comedians, especially after getting involved with Liu Zaishi, this brother has completely set a new limit. The most significant change is that this brother does not take selling meat seriously anymore.

Xiao Feng had to admit that her growing love for selling meat was definitely influenced by Kim Jong Kook. The cute height difference between Ha Ha and Guang Zhu also made the dance effect very good, especially when the two stood together and danced together, the scene was It's so beautiful that people can't believe it. If the camera is too close, they will never be able to appear in the shot at the same time. Guangzhu, the unlucky kid, even tripped herself when she was moving because of her long legs, proving once again. I realized that my lower body was unreal.

After the enthusiastic samba, it was Xiaofeng's turn to show off her singing voice. In her previous life, Xiaofeng's favorite was Beyond's "Broader Seas and Sky". Although she didn't have the skills to support it in Cantonese, after listening to this song countless times, how should she sing it has become a part of Xiaofeng's mind. Feng's soul, in this life Xiaofeng has singing skills and it is not difficult to deliberately imitate the Huang family's voice. In addition, Xiaofeng's understanding of the song and his devotion to the song are impossible without causing a sensation.

Halfway through the performance and singing, many people in the audience started singing along with Xiaofeng. Otherwise, famous songs are immortal. Although the generation that likes this song is no longer young, but this The song is still sung.

At the request, Xiaofeng had to sing it again. The scene of the whole audience singing together was really rare. After so many rm carnivals, it was only that time when Liu Zaishi and three people sang "Little Apple" that they managed to do it. To this extent now.

Xiaofeng came off the stage after singing and felt exhausted in both her brain and body. This fatigue was caused not by fatigue but by excessive excitement. Now it was Yoo Jae Suk and Kwang Joo's turn to host on the stage. Although they were speaking in Korean, the audience was still very considerate. Yes, even though the translator made the interesting words boring, the audience was still very cooperative and kept laughing. To be honest, Xiaofeng also felt that the two faces of Kwang Joo and Yoo Jae Suk were born to eat this bowl of rice.
Chapter completed!
Prev Index    Favorite Next