Chapter 502 The counterattack of the weak of RM (5)
Zhang Ru was discouraged. She thought it was too easy to start a variety show from scratch. After looking at the few soldiers and generals around her, Zhang Ru suddenly thought of giving up.
What Zhang Ru felt after being excited was that she did nothing. In addition to deep disappointment, Zhang Ru felt hungry. She had not eaten or slept all day in order to prepare the first episode of the program.
The situation is like this, and the result is like this. Zhang Ru is not a person who gives up easily. He still has a lot of time, so he should eat something to fill his stomach first. When he is in a bad mood, he should eat something to satisfy himself.
Myself, this is much cheaper than going shopping.
Zhang Ru looked around and finally chose the store where Xiaofeng was located. It must be said that Xiaofeng had a good sense and the store she chose was well-known in Mingzhu.
Zhang Ru waved her hand and led her poor team into the small shop. The few who came with her also breathed a sigh of relief. They were also afraid that this beautiful host with a good background would be willful if she had capital.
They had been eating some bread since they were on call in the morning.
Xiaofeng, who watched the whole process, was extremely speechless about the filming process. This kind of unprepared random interview method is only used by news programs, and it is simply a suicide attempt when used in variety shows.
After the revision of rm, it advertises that it is true reflection and allows MC to express himself freely. However, the rm production team dares to do this only because MC has a tacit understanding of cooperation for many years. There is no script for interaction at all. MC has been working with the production team for a long time and fully understands the program.
What kind of effect are you looking for? Otherwise, Zhao Hyo Jin would never dare to do this. Not to mention this shooting method, not many variety shows in Korea dare to try it. The basis of variety shows is scripts.
Of course, Xiaofeng was complaining silently in her heart. After finishing her meal, Xiaofeng seemed to have paid and left. However, unexpectedly, her cell phone rang at this time. When Xiaofeng saw that the number was Liu Zaishi's, she answered the call.
Xiaofeng can be regarded as sneaking out. It would be bad if Liu Zaishi came to him with something urgent and he didn't answer the phone.
"Brother-in-law, are you okay with calling me?" Xiaofeng didn't notice that when he said a sentence in Korean, he caught the eyes of Zhang Ru who was not far away from him. The store was so big that it was difficult to stay away.
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"Feng En, you can't mistake your brother-in-law for anything. Although I don't mind, you must always consider Zaishi's feelings." With a very distinctive laugh and a very distinctive voice, Xiaofeng instantly determined that the opposite person was not the one he met.
Yoo Jae Suk is Park Myung Soo.
Xiaofeng hung up the phone immediately before Park Myung-soo could continue to spit. There was only one situation when Park Myung-soo used Liu Jae-seok's phone to call herself, and that was that the two were filming a variety show, and the most likely variety show that Yoo Jae-seok and Park Myung-soo appeared together was no one.
Pick, when I think of Wu Pick's extremely powerful deception attribute, even if the probability of being tricked is low in a ****, Xiaofeng still hangs up the phone like a conditioned reflex. The only thing Xiao Feng can accept for Wu Pick is the song festival.
, other shootings cannot be described with just one word. Although everyone at rm always complained about the rm production team, protested regularly, and even held a liquidation special from time to time, compared to the Wuchao production team, the rm production team is simply
He is an angel with wings on his back and a halo on his head.
The phone call came back quickly. As a comedian with professional ethics, Xiaofeng thought silently for 10 seconds that she was not in Korea before answering the call.
"Ah! Luo Fengen, how dare you hang up on me." Park Myung Soo's characteristic roaring communication came out just after the call was connected.
"Feng En, I'm not talking about you, how could you mistakenly identify your brother-in-law? You have to give me a good explanation for this matter." Liu Zaishi said from the side.
"I didn't recognize my brother-in-law by mistake. Brother Mingxiu is also my brother-in-law. I don't have Luo Jing'en as my only sister." Xiaofeng took out her ears and said calmly. If she was tricked so easily, then Xiaofeng's life would have been in vain.
I have been in the variety show industry for so long.
"Ah! I am your brother Myung Soo, when did I become your brother-in-law?" Park Myung Soo said dissatisfiedly. Being able to take advantage of Liu Jae Suk was a very happy thing for Park Myung Soo.
"Should you ask me this? If you want to ask, just ask Minshu's mother and Minshu." Park Mingxiu and Liu Zaishi are not even paper tigers in Xiaofeng's eyes. The dual attributes of wife slave and female slave allow Xiaofeng to master both.
Playing a trump card, even if there is a variety show as an excuse, the two old men don't dare to provoke their wives.
"Ah haha, brother-in-law is great. I like it best when people call me brother-in-law." Park Mingxiu smiled loudly with her gums exposed, but her voice was full of helplessness and embarrassment.
"Brothers-in-law, do you have anything to do with me? I'll hang up the phone if you don't." Pretending to be sexy and not running away is something only people in the well can do, so Xiaofeng was already ready to hang up the phone.
"Feng En, if you dare to hang up the phone, I guarantee you will regret it." Liu Zaishi threatened lightly, but the effect was still very good. Xiaofeng really didn't hang up the phone and pretended that the phone was out of battery, although compared to holding it in his hand
Na Jung-eun and Yoo Ji-ho's Xiaofeng Yoo Jae-seok are at a clear disadvantage, but that doesn't mean Yoo Jae-seok has no room for counterattack.
"If you have anything to say, please tell me quickly. Let me explain first. I'm not in Korea right now. Just let me participate in filming or something. I'm going to take a good rest for a few days." As long as I don't let myself participate in Wuchao Xiaofeng, I'm really not afraid of Liu Zai.
Shi and Park Mingxiu were engaged in other matters. Since they called, Xiaofeng thought it would be better to cooperate with them.
"Huh? Phoenix, you're not in Korea? Where have you been? Someone is looking for you to make a movie again, right? What do those directors think? They didn't look for me, Park Myung-soo, the famous Asian superstar, but they looked for a newcomer like you.
." Park Myung-soo has been dreaming of becoming a superstar for more than ten years.
"Brother Mingxiu, please don't say that. This is all just a trivial matter. I got news that a big Hollywood director wants to invite you to make a movie." Xiaofeng ordered another cup of milk tea, not trusting these two unreliable people.
The old man was fighting wits and courage. Xiaofeng thought it would be safer to sit down. Xiaofeng regretted this idea after a while.
"Really? Feng'en, what news have you received? Which big director wants to see me? I have to say that there are still people with good taste." Park Mingxiu's eyes disappeared when he smiled. Although he knew that Xiaofeng was talking nonsense, he was still very happy.
Happily, with his thick skin, he can definitely make this news come true.
"Of course it's director Steven Spielberg. The director admired your appearance very much. The director said that if a sequel to ET is made, he will definitely invite you to star in it. The director said that your face was simply made for ET. Playing ET is simply not possible.
No need to put on makeup." Xiaofeng gave an old joke a new twist. Liu Zaishi felt it when he heard Spielberg. When Xiaofeng said your face, Liu Zaishi burst into laughter. Xiaofeng also said it over the phone.
I could faintly hear the laughter of several women.
"Ah! Luo Fengen, do you want to die? I can tell you that SNSD is with me now." Park Mingxiu no longer wants to dig a hole for Xiaofeng. If Liu Zaishi hadn't snatched the phone away quickly, he would definitely have done it.
Park Myung-soo was really sorry that she dropped her phone.
"Huh? Why are there so many women's voices? You two are carrying your family on your back to some place you shouldn't go to. I'm not talking about you. How old are you? You always go to such places with your family.
It's not fun. Last time you wanted to take me with you, I persuaded you. How did you agree to me? I promise that I will tell my sister when I return to Korea." Xiaofeng began to spread rumors and spread dirty water.
Yes, Xiaofeng still understands the principle of striking first.
"Hey, Phoenix, don't talk nonsense. We are recording Happy Together now! You two are talking, please prove it to us." Comedians don't mind being blamed, but this kind of blame is not shared by Yoo Jae-seok and Yoo Jae-seok.
Park Myung-soo could recite it, but as soon as Xiaofeng finished making rumors, Yoo Jae-seok started yelling.
"Feng Eun, I am your Hyun Mo hyung, we are really recording happy together." Quan Hyun Moo is as friendly as ever. As a member of s, mc&c, he has a good relationship with SNSD, so it doesn't matter if he calls himself a hyung.
wrong.
"Luo Feng'enxi, I'm Cao Shihao." When it was Cao Shihao's turn, he didn't dare to call himself brother. Although he was really older than Xiaofeng, firstly, his status was much inferior to Xiaofeng, and secondly, he was not the same as Xiaofeng.
It's hard to talk about relationships.
"Feng En, I'm defconn." Defconn also said hello to Xiaofeng.
"Xuanmao, are you familiar with Feng En very well? You must know that Feng En is a famous actor who has worked with world-class directors. This is not always the case." Park Mingxiu started to complain before Xiao Feng could reply.
"Na Fengyunxi and I have never met, but my relationship with Taeyeon is pretty good. So there's nothing wrong with Na Fengyunxi calling me Hyunmoo hyung." Quan Hyunmoo replied a little awkwardly, and unknowingly
So I changed it to honorifics.
"Sunny, are Hyun Moo really familiar with you guys?" As the best gay friend, how could Park Myung Soo be indifferent to Liu Jae Suk's attack? Compared to Park Myung Soo's direct approach, Yoo Jae Suk was much more tactful and bad.
"...very familiar." Sunny, who was watching the show on the side, did not expect that the topic would suddenly turn to him. He was stunned for a moment before answering, but just this small pause was enough for Liu Jae Suk to take advantage of.
"Sunny, you don't have to say it. We all understand. Xuanmao, people say that I like to pretend to be mature. I didn't expect you to pretend to be mature than me. The difference is that I pretend to be mature and at least I won't expose it. But you, hey
!" Yoo Jae Suk lamented with a pity look on his face, as if he was embarrassed that one generation was not as good as the last, or lamented that Xuan Mao had failed to learn how to act like a cat or a tiger.
Sunny wanted to explain but was blocked. Park Mingxiu also took the opportunity to educate Jin Xuanmoo. Xiaofeng on the other end of the phone was temporarily forgotten.
"Brother Hyun Moo, Brother Shi Hao, Brother Defconn, hello." Xiaofeng gave a flash of presence angrily, and then asked Yoo Jae Suk and Park Myung Soo to continue. I guess Quan Hyun Moo should cry, even if Quan Hyun Moo doesn't cry ht's pd
It's time to cry too.
Quan Xuanmao, who couldn't help but lower his head to admit his mistake, heard Xiaofeng calling him brother Xuanmao. He pointed at the phone with excitement and then pointed at himself. Then he grabbed the phone and kissed it in an exaggerated way. He was so excited.
So frustrated.
"Hyunmoo, I didn't expect you to have such a hobby. I warn you not to do anything too extreme with my phone again." Yoo Jae Suk snatched the phone and wiped it on Park Myung Soo with a look of disgust, and gave up.
Sitting next to him is Park Myung-soo, and on the other side is Sunny. He can't wipe it with Sunny's clothes.
"Feng En, we want to ask you a few questions, are you okay?" Liu Zaishi's specialty is to be able to express his questions in a positive tone. What can Xiaofeng say? I just ask that the questions are not too extreme, but
Come to think of it, HT won’t be as good as Wuchao BT.
Before asking questions, Sunny, Hyoyeon, Yuri, Sooyoung, and Seohyun who were present at the scene also greeted Xiaofeng respectively. The five-ton brother-in-law went down and made Defconn and Jeon Hyunmoo envious. They shouted that they also wanted to find a girl group.
My girlfriend, of course, was inevitably laughed at by Yoo Jae Suk and Park Myung Soo.
"Feng Eun, who is your ideal type among the nine members of SNSD?" Park Myung-soo, as the big brother, was the first to ask, but his question was unanimously despised by the others. This kind of question has no meaning at all.
, people who don’t know the situation will think that Xiaofeng will definitely say Taeyeon. The girls of SNSD who know the situation know that Xiaofeng will definitely answer Yoona. From a long time ago, when Xiaofeng was asked about her ideal type, she would answer YoonA.
Son.
"Does it have to be SNSD?" Xiaofeng asked a little depressed. He had a good relationship with Yoona in the past, and Yoona had no questions at all. From the day he met the girls of SNSD, when other SNSD girls were asked about their ideal type, except
Jessica and others basically answered Xiaofeng, but now Xiaofeng was in a bit of trouble. Although it was okay to answer Yoona or Taeyeon, Xiaofeng still felt a little unhappy.
"Of course, don't avoid the question, answer it immediately." Park Mingxiu thought she had asked a silly question when others said it, but she didn't expect Xiaofeng to be so cooperative.
"Well, I don't know who to choose, so let's use the elimination method. First of all, pass the people who are not present. I will risk my life in order to create some effects." Xiaofeng thinks that she should do variety show effects. At least Xiaofeng does this.
My heart will feel better.
"Exclude people with families from the scene." Xiaofeng added another thing. Now there were only two people left, namely Sunny and Yuli. The other three people also cooperated and complained loudly. Xiuying also claimed that she
I am in the Cao camp but my heart is in the Han Dynasty.
In the end, Xiaofeng chose Sunny, which made Sunny happy but also made several MCs a little depressed.
"Feng Eun, can you tell me what your ideal type is? This time it's not limited to SNSD." Park Myung Soo asked unwillingly.
"Well, my ideal type should be Kim Tae Hee's face, Kim Ah Young's body, and Kim Hyun Ah's style." Xiaofeng gave her three golden standards, and the five MCs all shouted that Xiaofeng was too demanding and shameless.
Next, I asked a few more questions about SNSD’s other MCs. Of course, the questions were all about SNSD’s new album. After all, SNSD came here just for promotion.
Chapter completed!