Chapter 67 Consequences of Drunkenness
"Okay, let's stop here today. You've drank a lot." Xiaofeng felt a little dizzy.
"No, I haven't drunk enough yet? Go ahead and drink." Jessica, who usually drank a bottle, felt that she was in good condition today, so of course she had to drink enough.
"It's getting dark. Chicago is not as safe as you think. What should we do if we two drank too much and got robbed?" Xiaofeng explained the whole story.
"You useless man, I'm not afraid of you. What should you be afraid of? Go to my hotel room and drink." Jessica said proudly.
"I'm afraid of you. I'll drink as much as I can. I'll knock you down and draw a turtle on your face." Xiaofeng said that she couldn't bear it. After all, you really have a lot of potential.
"Tch, when you lie down, I'll put tofu on your face." Jessica counterattacked.
Xiaofeng didn't understand what it meant to draw tofu, so she was dragged into a taxi by Jessica.
The two of them bought a lot of wine, red wine, beer, and some soju that Jessica found somewhere. After entering the room where Jessica was, the two of them started a drinking tour.
"Hiccup, what did you mean by drawing tofu just now? What's so good about tofu?" Xiaofeng said with a wine burp.
"Idiot, Tofu is a dog, I meant to draw a dog on your face." Jessica said with her face flushed.
"Why is it so weird for a dog to be called Tofu?" Xiaofeng asked, patting her face to wake herself up.
"Idiot, of course it's because dogs look like tofu." Jessica said with disdain.
"Haha, it turns out that there is a dog that looks like tofu." Xiaofeng smiled and said to herself.
"What is this? There is a little black dog named Jinze?" Jessica thought of Taeyeon's dog
"Haha, what a coincidence. I also know a black dog named Jin Ze, but it's not a puppy." Xiaofeng also thought of Jin Ze who often occupied Taeyeon.
"Cheers to such a coincidence?" Jessica and Xiaofeng didn't even think about whether they were talking about the same dog. Xiaofeng did it because it didn't matter, and Jessica never thought that people who knew Taeyeon's dog would do it.
Don't know yourself.
"Cheers to our life of the same failure. Cheers to me being able to leave behind all my baggage, and cheers to you being able to forget the past and start over." Xiaofeng has reached the stage where she is looking for a drink by herself.
"Well, darkness will eventually pass, and light will always come. Cheers to a better tomorrow. Even if you die tomorrow, you must live with a smile today." Jessica began to use the words from the Bible.
Xiaofeng finally got drunk, lying on the bed and forgetting all the threats.
"Haha, I want to draw tofu on your face." Jessica took out her eyebrow pencil and started drawing on Xiaofeng's face.
"Hey! It doesn't really look like it. I haven't seen tofu in a long time." After finishing the painting, Jung Soo-yeon felt that the painting didn't look like it, and wrote the words "this is tofu" next to the painting.
"I forgot to take a look at your tattoo?" Jessica said to herself.
Jessica opened the buttons of Xiaofeng's shirt with difficulty and lifted up the vest. "Well, this is the tattoo. Is it really you?" Jessica looked at the complete tiger head tattoo in surprise and said to herself.
"Hey! It looks like it's not you." Jessica looked at Xiaofeng's abdominal muscles carefully and said before pinching her in disbelief.
"If it were really you, there would definitely be scars." Jessica said softly, stroking Xiaofeng's abdominal muscles.
"The figure is really similar." Jung Soo-yeon recalled the figure of the man in the hood.
Jessica felt that she was sweating a lot and felt uncomfortable. She wanted to take a bath. But her drunken state could no longer satisfy her thoughts. Jessica put her head on Xiaofeng's chest and said with a sweet smile: "It seems that you
There must be some relationship with the person who saved me. It's up to you to find him from now on.
"It turns out that lying on the muscles feels really good. No wonder so many people like muscular men. My abdominal muscles have left me. It seems that I need to strengthen my exercise." Jessica muttered to herself. In fact, she
My brain is not very clear anymore.
"Haha, it feels really good to touch the muscles." Jessica said with emotion as she touched every muscle on Xiaofeng's body.
Alcohol continued to stimulate Zheng Xiuyan's nerves. She was no longer satisfied with touching and accidentally licked Xiaofeng's chest muscles.
"Bah, bah, it's salty and smells like sweat. Wouldn't it feel better if you bite it down?" Jessica has entered fairy mode.
"Ah!" Xiaofeng, who was bitten in pain, opened her drunken eyes and looked at Jessica, who looked panicked.
"Ah! Why are you biting me if you don't sleep?" Xiaofeng thought it was Taeyeon playing tricks on him and completely forgot about the situation he was in. Xiaofeng sat up and pulled Jessica into his arms and muttered: "Go to sleep, otherwise
I will deal with you honestly."
Jessica was held in Xiaofeng's arms and felt extremely hot. She twisted her body to get out of Xiaofeng's arms, but she didn't expect how much stimulation her movements brought to Xiaofeng.
Xiaofeng felt that his body was burning, and he urgently needed to relieve the burning heat in his body. He looked for Jessica's lips, and the thin cool feeling fascinated him. At first, Jessica struggled a few times, but soon she was on the small side.
Feng was attacked and lost under the influence of alcohol.
Two lonely people who desperately needed to prove that they were still alive, two lonely hearts who desperately needed comfort, came together like this. The clothes on their bodies continued to decrease, which made Xiaofeng secretly happy and regretful. This happened just like this.
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In the early morning, Xiaofeng woke up from a hangover with a severe headache. Before he could get used to it, the song "Unforgettable Tonight" sounded in his mind.
"The glory of the great god shines on you. The gongs and drums are loud, and the firecrackers are blasting. Congratulations to the experiencer for throwing away the virgin hat and becoming a man. The great god is deeply gratified. The experiencer will be rewarded with 10,000 points by Xiaofeng." The great god used Song Dandan's voice.
said
Xiaofeng was completely stunned. He felt his right arm was numb. When he looked over, he found a head lying on his right arm. The messy hair blocked his face and he couldn't see what it looked like.
Look.
"Experiencer, you have a great career as a scumbag. You didn't even eat from the pot when you got married, so you started eating from the bowl." The master said mockingly.
"Why didn't you show up when I called you yesterday?" Xiaofeng thought of what happened yesterday.
"Why do I have to show up? Didn't I say it before? I will definitely show up when giving out rewards and tasks. Why did I show up just after you completed your achievements?" the master said confidently.
"Maybe I will be arrested tomorrow, so you'd better find a new home quickly." Xiaofeng sighed and said, just indulge for once, you are going to die.
"Just such a little thing has made you so decadent. You really can't help me." The great god said mockingly.
"What do you mean a little thing? I don't have the strength of Six Crazy, so I can take as many bullets as I can with that super cell regeneration." Xiaofeng shouted sadly and angrily.
"I think you haven't clarified your identity yet. You are the experiencer selected by this system. You can be exempted from fatal damage caused by non-system." The master said leisurely.
"Even if I am exempted, what will happen to my family, friends, and Taeyeon? Do I still have to complete the mission?" Xiaofeng asked.
"I'm thinking of your wife now. What did you do last night? Looking at your energetic appearance, I gave you a lot of likes." The master said while playing last night in Xiaofeng's mind.
The live performance was also coded in a very ethical manner.
"But you said you can't complete the task. This is a critical issue." The master became quiet and seemed to be calculating what to do.
"Can you turn off the screen?" Xiaofeng said with a blush.
"Hey, I'm sorry. What's the point of being embarrassed about what I've done? Who hasn't seen anyone before? It's the sorrow of lower intelligent creatures." The great god probably has his menstrual period today.
"After my careful calculation, there is only one way to solve your current situation without any future troubles." The master changed the subject when he saw that Xiaofeng had a tendency to go berserk.
"You said, as long as you have a way to solve it, it will be fine." Xiaofeng could still distinguish the important from the important.
"I will destroy your humanity first, and then find the next experiencer." The great god said in a cold voice.
Xiaofeng was stunned. She didn't expect that the method of death given by the great god was actually the method of death.
"Just kidding, I scared you so much that your face turned green. Hahaha, let me laugh for 10 minutes first." The great god smiled unscrupulously.
"Damn the system, I will die with you." Great Master Xiaofeng stopped screaming. One can imagine how angry he was.
"The system rules do not allow active framing and destruction of experiencers, otherwise I would have changed to another experiencer." The master explained.
"Damn, if I don't let you frame me, why don't you frame me less?" Xiaofeng complained.
"Well, I'm just trying to lure you. I'm just digging a hole for you to jump into, not pushing you into it." The master reiterated that he still had principles.
"Please tell me how to solve the problem. Don't leave any traces." Xiaofeng became impatient.
"Give me 10,000 points and complete one more task. I will destroy all the supernatural or potentially threatening information that the Six Crazy People have done, and keep it in my mind or somewhere else," the great god said domineeringly.
"I just got 10,000 points. It's not like you should have as much as I have. What kind of mission?" Xiaofeng asked cautiously.
"If you think the conditions are harsh, just pretend I didn't say it. You can continue to live in a dream and wait for death to come." The great god was also impatient.
Xiaofeng felt that she was a bitch and a vulnerable group, so she shouldn't say too much. She should just agree to it.
"I agree, tell me what the mission is." Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief and said, at least the death threat is gone.
"It's done, the mission will be triggered randomly. I wish Xiaofeng good luck and complete the mission as soon as possible. See you next time." The master disappeared again
"Master, damn it, you finished it so quickly? Are you reliable? You're not lying to me, are you? Please explain clearly what the task is." No matter how much Xiaofeng shouted, the master didn't show up.
If the master is reliable, the life threat can be solved, but what about the woman next to him? At this time, Xiaofeng has already remembered what happened yesterday, how he met the strange woman and how he drank.
How did the sheets roll? What made him most uneasy was the woman's resistance when he first hugged her.
Could it be that he is really a scumbag? This woman seems to be pretty good-looking. Get out of here, what on earth am I thinking? Xiaofeng is confused, should he run away secretly, or should he wait for this woman to get up and pretend to be a player as if nothing has happened?
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Chapter completed!