"It's really not easy to say crosstalk to Yoona. Fortunately, I pkated my father and my master." Xiao Guo wiped his sweat and looked physically and mentally exhausted.

"Actually, you are wrong. You should thank me for choosing you. Otherwise, I will call Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu up and then choose again." Yuna shook her fan and said that the fan she liked the most.

"No, can you be my own sister? Is it easy for me to say crosstalk to you? Don't look at it's nothing wrong now. This is because there are so many viewers here. When there is no one, I will be miserable. I will have to pay it back sooner or later when I come out." Xiaofeng begged with a bitter face.

"Actually, Yoona, you choose me as the most correct choice. You are the goddess, I am the beauty of Yundeshe, that is, the male god. The picture of the male god and the goddess standing together is harmonious. I think it is worth such a high ticket price just for us standing together." The competition was over, and Xiao Guo also began to swell. There were constant booing in the audience, but Xiao Guo still did not stop boasting.

"Actually, it's not good to partner with Yoona." Xiao Guo leaked a very entangled expression.

"How did you say this?" Yoona asked with a tense face.

"Sister, don't be angry. Let me explain it to you. It is of course a happy thing to partner with you. Otherwise, I wouldn't have fought for this opportunity at the risk of being retaliated against. The bad thing is that you may only have this time with you. After partnering with you, can I still partner with someone else? Who can compete with you?" Xiao Guo praised Yoona with pain.

"Don't say that, your partner is good now." There are still some inaccurate pronunciations of Yuna's words, but no one cares. When Yoona stood on this stage in a long gown and jacket, she was already the greatest success.

"Big Crot? Well, I have a big Crot to ask Yan Hexiang. He can't compare with you. He can't even compare with a hair." As soon as he mentioned his partner Xiao Guo, he became excited. Black partner is the tradition of Yunde Society. Of course, this tradition adheres to the tradition of crosstalk, but has been carried forward by Yunde Society.

"Yu Xiang? There are people who call this name. I admire his courage and taste." Yoona grinned and sighed.

"I didn't expect that you even know this. Yes, it's He Xiang, but to be honest, you can't blame him for this name, because he bought this name with my father for money. Sister, don't tell others, this is the biggest secret of Yunde Society." Xiao Guo's instructions were very quiet and he was given a huge boo from the audience.

"It turns out that Teacher Guo has a unique taste. Someone actually spends money to buy this kind of name, but I don't want it even if I give it to me." Yuna looked like she couldn't accept this fact.

"I can't even say that big crotch. I don't want to speak crosstalk well all day long. I just want to flatter and get to the top, and I have been implicated by my young master. If I can partner with Sister Yuner, I will definitely become famous. In the future, others will not call me the son of Lao Guo, the young master of Yunde Society. Whenever I mention Lao Guo, people will call him Xiao Guo's father." Xiao Guo expressed his lofty ideals.

Yuna said that this is very difficult. According to her, Xiao Guo’s ideal will not be realized in this life.

"Sister Yuner and I stand together, that's four words." After talking, Xiao Guo continued to say it.

"What four words?" Yoona is very focused and strives for the role of supporting the role. Yoona's Chinese is also good, but there are still many problems with pronunciation. It is not a big problem to say short sentences, but it is easy to have problems when speaking long sentences. The ultimate solution is to let Yoona support the role.

"It's so beautiful." Xiao Guo learned something else, but his ability to treat boo as cheers has been deeply taught by Lao Guo and Teacher Yu.

"Is this going to eat? I didn't have enough breakfast." Yoona showed a big smile on her face. Nothing is more important than eating.

Xiao Guo explained to Yoona with a depressed look on her face and said that she was happy to be beautiful. She was still very happy not to praise her beauty, but she was disappointed that she had nothing to eat.

"I have thought of a name for our group." After popularizing the idioms for Yoona, Xiao Guo said proudly.

"What name?" In addition to pronunciation, Yoona's supporting role is quite good, and Yoona has worked hard on her lines a lot.

"Just call it a male god and goddess, straightforward and eye-catching." Xiao Guo said proudly.

"It's really cheesy." Yoona's comment poured cold water on Xiao Guo's end.

"It's better to call him a lie to make a living." Before Xiao Guo could persuade Yoona to accept this vulgar name, Yoona said something more vulgar.

"Sister, just be happy." Xiao Guo, who is also not talented in naming, decided not to worry about this. Anyway, it's just a name, as long as it looks good, it doesn't matter.

"Sister Yun'er, as a senior goddess, can you share with you how this high-level goddess was refined?" This time there was no booing.

"Do you need to practice? I don't know, I will become a goddess as I grow up." Yoona asked cutely with Tiffany's classic expression.

Xiao Guo was speechless for a few seconds and said that this was the real beauty and willfulness.

"Unlike Sister Yuner, she became a goddess while growing up. The road to becoming a male god is very difficult. There is no way for anyone to make our Guo family not have good genes. Many people here may know that I used to be a fat man. Of course, my fatness at that time was not comparable to Sun Yue, so I was almost the same as Xiao Yueyue." Speaking of this passage, Xiao Guo made an expression that was unbearable to look back on the past.

"You said you were very fat before?" Yoona interjected.

"That's right, sister, you can't see it. There is a saying in China that one white covers a hundred ugly things and one fat destroys everything. People who have never been fat will never understand the sadness of fat people." Xiao Guo said sadly.

Yuna patted Xiao Guo’s shoulder boldly and comforted Xiao Guo, saying that those things were in the past and there was no need to think about them anymore.

"I made great efforts to lose weight. I got up earlier than the chicken every day and went to bed later than the chicken. I was tired like a dog. Don't make a fuss. I said that this chicken is not the chicken raised by my master, but ordinary big roosters." Xiao Guo had to explain the word "chicken". He didn't want to leave a bad impression in front of Yoona.

"Is the chickens raised by Teacher Yu very special?" When Yun'er saw this sentence, she was very puzzled. She ate chickens very much and loved them, but this sentence made Yun'er feel that they have a lot of connotations. No matter how unreliable the people of Yundeshe are, they cannot explain them to Yun'er. Fortunately, Xiaofeng, a brother-in-law who can take the blame.

When Yoona asked, Xiaofeng cursed in her heart and told Yoona that the word "Yuna" had no special meaning at all. Yoona was sent by Xiaofeng half-believingly. Taeyeon, who was also curious, got the truth from Xiaofeng. Then Taeyeon popularized the meaning of chicken in China to the nine people of Shaoshi. Xiaofeng was named the title of pervert brother-in-law. In the youngshi, she even suspected that Xiaofeng knew so much because she had seen it. For this reason, Taeyeon tortured her confession a lot. All Xiaofeng could do was to hit the wall to remind herself that she must not be humble in the future.

After Xiao Guo repeatedly guaranteed that his master raised pheasants, Yoona finally gave up breaking the casserole and sucked to the end. Before Xiao Guo could wipe the sweat, Yoona said that she would definitely go to Teacher Yu’s thundering chicken courtyard to try the pheasant. Yoona was still very persistent about eating, especially delicious food.

Xiao Guo could only whisper while whispering to complain that pheasants were really not suitable for Yoona to eat.

"I think Sister Yuner, you have a good figure. You have to work hard to maintain your figure." Xiaofeng worked very hard to get back the topic.

"Does you need to maintain your figure? I don't know, I'm not going to be fat, I'm worried about this a lot. I really hope I can be fatter." Yoona shook her thin arms and said sadly.

Yoona successfully attracted hatred again. Xiao Guo made a happy and painful thing to partner with Yoona. Xiao Guo could only help Yoona smooth things out, saying that Yoona was not very skilled in Chinese, and that Yoona didn't say it according to the words, so she couldn't fool it. This is what Lao Guo wrote in this book. Anyway, Yoona must maintain her tall and noble goddess image.

Xiao Guo on the stage was performing pain, while Xiao Feng off the stage was really in pain. Taeyeon's little hand was put on Xiao Feng's waist to help Xiao Feng massage. After practicing Taeyeon's two-finger Zen magic technique for so long, he finally achieved great success and he would no longer be unable to pinch it.

Xiaofeng could only keep the wind and light on the surface, begging Taeyeon with her eyes. Wasn't he just Xiao Guo laughed when she said Yoona had a good figure, and didn't even say a word to severely punish her?

Xiaofeng doesn’t understand Taeyeon, and Taeyeon doesn’t understand Xiaofeng either. When she was young, Yoona showed that she wouldn’t be fat by herself. Even if she didn’t eat well, it was caused by poor stomach, but after she grew up, Yoona began to feel sad about her figure, especially because she had Sunny, an unreliable sister who loved to show off her breasts.

It simply was that Yoona belonged to the Optimistic school. After many attempts, Yoona accepted this reality after no results.

When she was young, the ones who liked to confront Xiaofeng the most were Yoona and Jung Soo-yeon. Jung Soo-yeon never called her brother-in-law and asked her to be fed instead. Taeyeon felt that Xiaofeng had suffered this for her. Fortunately, Xiaofeng did a good job in Zheng Xiuyan. It was the best response to ignore Zheng Xiuyan's personality. Anyway, with Zheng Xiuyan's personality, he would not be able to get more aggressive.

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Xiaofeng could only listen to crosstalk while accepting Taeyeon's sanctions. Liu Jae-suk, who pretended to be able to understand, and G-Dragon, who was bored, quickly discovered that Xiaofeng had fun here. Fortunately, Taeyeon was still very shameful in front of outsiders. With Yo Jae-suk's smiling eyes and G-Dragon's gossiping eyes, Taeyeon gave up and continued to sanction Xiaofeng.

On the stage, Xiao Guo was talking about how he, the self-proclaimed male god, was made, and hoped that Yoona would share his experience so that he could learn from it and increase his rank. However, Yoona's answer was very consistent. She knew nothing and she would become a goddess if she grew up.

Of course, while pretending to be stupid and cute, Yoona also joked with Xiao Guo a lot. It can't be seen from the appearance that Xiao Guo looks like Lao Guo, and what makes a small ramen look exactly like Teacher Yu. The old jokes like Yunde Society have rejuvenated in Yoona.

After Xiao Guo cursed and swore that he must and must be Lao Guo's own son, Yoona told Xiao Guo with sympathy that it was useless for his efforts to do so much. In terms of genetics, he will become more and more similar to Teacher Guo, and will definitely become the second little black fat man in the Yoona club.

Xiao Guo is not worried about this, because he is just following his mother except for his size. Of course, Yoona's words made sense, and Lao Guo has become the biggest stumbling block on his path to becoming a male god.

Yoona said that the only thing she could do in this way was to introduce her familiar plastic surgery doctor to Xiao Guo. After learning crosstalk, Yoona went further and further on the road of self-deprecating, and the title of funny goddess was getting closer and closer to Yoona.

In order to prove that the tongue was just a mistake, Xiao Guo and Yoona were all original. They were playing with their noses and faces on the stage to verify. Yoona was having fun playing with her face. Xiao Guo called to stop after playing for a while. Xiao Guo said that if she was playing for a while, he would have to spend a lot of money to rework. He also said that Lao Guo had given him an ultimatum and would never give him money in this regard. Xiao Guo also cried that he had not got a penny for so long and used it to pay back the debt. Of course, these could not stop him from his determination to continue being handsome.

Speaking of this joke called the Male Goddess, it is very rough, and it is not very coke. Even Yoona is a supporting role, and she is restricted by many books. She should not make too much jokes and complaints, and she should not be quoted from classics. The same pronunciations and characters are different. Many common methods are not used in crosstalk. Fortunately, Yoona is still very tolerant of the Korean female idol audience who dares to speak crosstalk on stage. Of course, her appearance also plays a very critical role. As Xiao Guo said, Yoona's long robe and mandarin jacket is worth the price.

Although Yoona's crosstalk attempt was not very exciting, it was still very successful overall. Of course, it was inevitable that she would be criticized for being loud and thunderous. Lao Guo and Teacher Yu made so many preparations and only introduced such a work, which was inevitable that people would disappoint.

Before Yoona stepped down, Taeyeon uploaded the photos of Yoona's stage. When Yoona stepped down, the sons had already started. Many sone wanted to go to support Yoona, and even if she knew nothing about Chinese, she wanted to go. Unfortunately, tickets were hard to find. The Korean ticket purchase regulations formulated by Xiaofeng directly excluded most of the Korean sone. However, few Chinese sone knew that Yundeshe was going to perform in Seoul. Before the special show, she only conducted a small-scale publicity for five days in South Korea. However, few people in China knew that Yundeshe was going to perform in Seoul.
Chapter completed!