Chapter 946 Happy Comedian (1)
Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi formed a duo of mouths and cannons to start the most luxurious slander attack in the history of variety shows. With haha's support, there is no one else in this slander lineup. Jin Jiula's stinky tongue is famous, and the attack group composed of three is definitely much more stinky tongue than Jin Jiula. Moreover, this kind of stinky complaint will not attract much disgust. Most RM fans will only feel that the complaints are very reasonable after hearing the three of them. They are speechless.
After Kim Jong Kook's simple running-in, the attack intensity of the next arrival of Sifang Prince Gary was increased by at least three levels. The representative of the stupidest boy, Gary didn't feel the strange atmosphere of the four-person group who greeted him when she got off the car, and even greeted the four with a silly smile, especially for Xiaofeng's enthusiasm. After all, Gary and Xiaofeng had not met for a long time. The most honest boy, Gary was very grateful to Xiaofeng for starring in his new album MV before, and also provided a lot of opinions with his new album.
The brand-name fashion worn by Gary is not only criticized as a street stall product, but also suspected that Leessang is in poor condition recently. Not only can he not even get clothing sponsorship, but he can’t afford to buy ordinary brand-name clothes.
Faced with such complaints, the straight boy could only take off the clothes and reveal the trademark inside, proving that the complaints were full of maliciousness. Unexpectedly, Xiaofeng snatched the clothes and began to comment on the clothes with a serious look. Xiaofeng's meaning was very straightforward, that is, the clothes looked good, but from various details, it was definitely a high imitation. The reason made Gary stunned. Gary began to wonder if he was deceived by his assistant and bought high imitation clothes.
Gary was confused by the bombardment of his mouth, haha, and he also put a deception. Haha, he shook his nose and turned around Gary, and then said that he smelled the smell of grilled squid. As a calm and honest boy, the only thing Gary could not accept was the positioning of the national squid. It was nothing to complain about his appearance, but he still couldn't accept it after complaining that he looked like squid for so long.
As a result, the complaints about the Sifang Prince Gary also turned into a fight for force, but the honest boy was very wise and did not bother Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi, but just stared at Haha and vented his anger.
After being cleaned up by Gary, haha, I feel so innocent. This rm is full of bullying the weak and fearing the strong. He is not as good as Xiaofeng and Yoo Jae-suk. He is not as good as Kim Jong-kook in his jokes. Xiaofeng told him sincerely that no matter when the weak chicken is at that time, he must be bullied. This time there is a reason and excuse. Even if there is no reason and no excuse, as long as he is a weak chicken, he has to endure it. Haha angrily shouted that he must become a second Kim Jong-kook and let those who bullied him regret it. Others don’t care about this kind of vow except Haha himself. Maybe Kim Jong-kook would be happy for a while, at least in Ha Toys, he would go to Kim Jong-kook’s fitness center with no memory and let Kim Jong-kook play several times.
After taking the photo and signing the autograph, Gary was still wondering whether his clothes were real or fake. The consequences of complaining about such honest people were like this. For a long time, Xiaofeng felt that complaining about Gary had a great sense of guilt, and it was not until Xiaofeng learned from Liu Zaishi that he was even more shameless.
Following the incident of Prince Sifang 2, Princess Song Ji-hyo, Xiaofeng didn't know how to evaluate these two people. Could it be that the official CP really has such a big bonus for fate? After listening to it, Xiaofeng also felt that it was a pity that the two were not together. In fact, this is all jokes. Variety shows are variety shows. As a friend, Xiaofeng knew that the two were not worthy at all in reality, so they could be considered friends with good relationships. This is because they were filming rm together.
When Wan Zhi saw five people standing at the door, he was a little surprised. Wan Zhi was worried that he was late, so he was about to rush into the door. Fortunately, Xiaofeng shouted loudly and stopped Song Ji Hyo. If the complaint style in the entrance was accidentally destroyed by Song Ji Hyo, it would be too tragic. Xiaofeng and Yoo Jae-suk already understood the idea of the production team. This red carpet exists for complaints.
Xiaofeng stood on the moral high ground and condemned Wan Ji, an actress with rich experience in walking the red carpet, who would make such mistakes. Song Ji Hyo felt that Xiao Feng was right. He was very ashamed. Although Song Ji Hyo did not wear evening dresses because it was the RM red carpet, she obviously had to dress up carefully. Although there were no reporters or fans, the red carpet should also be well-documented, at least it should reflect the actress's style. After spending a long time in RM, Wan Ji often forgot that he was an actress or even a woman.
Song Ji Hyo soon regretted walking on the red carpet again. She wanted to show the actress's appearance on the red carpet to prove herself, but as soon as she walked up there, she started to complain, and Song Ji Hyo's steps were unstable.
As the only woman among the RMMs, there is absolutely no missing points in the body. This is the case in RM. Sometimes I ignore Song Ji Hyo as a woman. When I need it, I think of Song Ji Hyo as an actress.
The complaints that Song Ji Hyo still uses Xiaofeng and Yoo Jae-suk as assistants, haha, and assists, Kim Jong Kook and Gary are watching the show. Xiaofeng, who has seen the Cannes red carpet, commented very proudly on Song Ji Hyo's red carpet. It is basically worthless. If Xiaofeng's remarks are made in China, they will be criticized as a traitor and traitor. Fortunately, this is in South Korea, Xiaofeng's complaints will only become a joke for the audience.
He was not polite to his dearest sister, Yoo Jae-suk. Xiaofeng complained about Song Ji-hyo's red carpet, and Yoo Jae-suk complained about Song Ji-hyo in other aspects. Their views were combined that Song Ji-hyo was not like an actress at all, nor even a woman. He was good at finishing the knife and summarized it and said that he was very worried about whether Song Ji-hyo could find a marriage partner.
The experienced Song Ji Hyo understood that refuting at this time could only make the complaints more intense. The smartest way was to recognize the complaints from everyone and then put the blame on the RM. With Song Ji Hyo's acting skills, it was not difficult to interpret the image of a female artist who was overwhelmed by oppression and forced. Mi PD had to stand up and stop the reconciliation of both parties. If they were to be dealt like this, RM would become the culprit. Even he had the idea that RM had never done anything good.
After the complaints, Song Ji Hyo called Haha up when he took a photo. Haha once again became a punching bag. The only thing that made Haha glad was that the only person who didn't show up was Kwang Soo. If Kwang Soo still wanted to find someone to vent his anger, he would definitely prove to the audience of RM that he was not a person who could bully him. Although he was thinking of bold words in his heart, he still begged hard when facing Song Ji Hyo, complaining that Song Ji Hyo was bullying the weak and afraid of being a tough guy. He would not dare to complain like this when facing other people. Such complaining when facing Song Ji Hyo would only make him even more tragic.
Kwang Soo was late due to everyone's expectations. After Gary said she wanted to watch the show, Zhao Xiaozhen gave up letting the person who came first go to the stage and sit. Zhao Xiaozhen also comforted himself that this could reflect the team spirit of RM. Perhaps if you are unlucky, you will be unlucky together. It is the experience of RM's team spirit.
As the person with the most complaints in the RM team, even if a fan comes, he can complain, let alone the luxurious lineup of complaints like Xiaofeng and Yoo Jae-suk. Kwang-soo was hit by a knowing blow as soon as he got off the car. Kwang-soo began to consider whether to get off the car. Even if he gets off, he should get in the car and change his clothes before getting off.
Kwang Soo, who debuted as a model, can be said to be the closest person to the fashion circle in the RM team. Unfortunately, Kwang Soo's most deeply rooted image in RM is a funny guy. Just look at how deeply this image is, just look at the characters in the film and television dramas and Kwang Soo's style of shooting advertisements.
I have complained in many shows that he should have taken the long-legged Oppa fashion male god route, but after joining RM, he became a funny second-hand route. Although this route makes Kwang Soo still charming, it still makes Kwang Soo feel depressed. He has complained more than once in RM that he likes him the most because he is safe. Even if he likes to act intimately, he will not evolve into scandals at all. Kwang Soo, who thinks he is very handsome, is very depressed. It is understandable that he is treated as a security guarantee like Yoo Jae-suk. It is completely unbearable for him to be so safe.
Kwang Soo obviously wanted to prove to RM fans again today that he is actually a fashion prince and a charming man. Although the clothes he wears are not very gorgeous, he has a strong fashion atmosphere. Coupled with the model style that Kwang Soo shows, Kwang Soo is definitely the most dazzling presence on the red carpet today under normal circumstances.
But unfortunately, no one is willing to cooperate with this image of Kwang Soo. When he got out of the car, he was a model Kwang Soo. After walking a few steps, he was said to be a second-rate guy who was not like a prince in a dragon robe. After taking a few more steps, he became an alien who broke into the Earthlings. With these complaints, Xiaofeng believes that in the post-production, the special effects group will definitely add special effects to Kwang Soo with Afada style.
After looking at the lineup of complaints, Kwang Soo wisely chose to bear without saying a word. Kwang Soo had no confidence in his martial arts value. The only thing that could compete evenly is the weaker chicken haha. Since Xiao Feng joined Chi Shizhen and retired, the weakest dispute between him and Haha has been very fierce, and there has been no fixed number until today.
Being used to being bullied, Kwang Soo still felt like he was walking out of the runway with all kinds of complaints, but in the end he was given a ruthless evaluation of pretentiousness. Kim Jong Kook and Gary, who were just watching the show, could not accept Kwang Soo's behavior, as the most miserable person who was cheated by Kwang Soo, Kim Jong Kook felt itchy when he saw Kwang Soo.
When Kwang Soo was posing for a photo, everyone's dissatisfaction reached the extreme. Except for Xiao Feng, everyone rushed over and wanted Kwang Soo to understand that it was absolutely not allowed to pretend to be stupid in RM. Xiao Feng's style changed very quickly, and the complaint about the hosting style quickly changed to WWe's commentary style.
Xiaofeng not only sublimated the methods used by everyone to Kwang Soo to a certain extent, but also explained the grudge between everyone and Kwang Soo like a fire. Kwang Soo yelled hard, "Dear, you think I didn't die fast enough. I'll be a good friend for the rest of my life." But Xiaofeng ignored Kwang Soo's sorrowful eyes and voice at all.
The sanctions on Kwang Soo lasted for a long time, and finally ended with the intervention of the PDF. Xiaofeng felt that at least Kwang Soo had a good physical and psychological ability to resist and fight. In the future, she didn't have to worry about marrying a very unreliable wife. Whether it was cold violence or being exposed by a family, Gwang Soo's resistance was absolutely stunning. From this point of view, Kwang Soo was really a good marriage partner.
The previous background board was useless because of Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi's spoof. Fortunately, the production team expected this situation and quickly launched a second background board for RM to sign. Before signing, the PDF deliberately walked over and set the scope of signatures with everyone. If RM people continue to do anything, no matter how many boards it will be enough for everyone to suffer.
The process of signing the red carpet finally came to an end. Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi were still a little unsatisfied. They felt that the production team did not invite a few heavyweight guests in the last episode. This was simply a failure. Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi also said that it didn't matter if there was no labor fee. For the sake of RM, they could also call a few people to support the scene. Faced with the malicious nagging of the two, Mi PD chose to act deaf and dumb. The entire production team has become a vulnerable group since Xiaofeng joined. Sometimes, in order to make the shooting effect better, they had to trade with Xiaofeng privately. After all, Xiaofeng killed everyone alone and would be aesthetically exhausted. In this case, except for Zhao Xiaozhen, a shameless big pd in the production team, the others lack confidence in speaking in front of Xiaofeng.
Just when Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi complained and complained that they were not happy, the two of them who had seen the entire red carpet process in a room wiped their sweat. Chi Shizhen originally complained about why they were not allowed to walk the red carpet. After all, he was a very important member of the RM. If it weren't for his physical condition, he would have been active in the RM as the weakest. Now the complaint was a blessing. Although Chi Shizhen was also a famous gush, he would definitely not be better than others when facing the luxurious gushing lineup of Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi at the same time.
Song Joong-ki, who was sitting next to Chi Seo-jin, was much calmer. RM was still in the hesitation stage of whether to invite him to participate in the last episode. Song Joong-ki, who heard the news, discussed with his agent and took the initiative to send him to the door. Song Joong-ki smiled and thought that he would take away the copy of Kwang-soo's complaint for a while, and then spread it in their small circle. As Kwang-soo's good relative, Song Joong-ki is definitely at the level of bad friends.
As soon as he sat down, Yoo Jae-suk found that the situation was wrong. Although the five seats on one side could be explained from a symmetrical perspective, Yoo Jae-suk still felt that it was more likely to have a guest. It would be understandable if Yoo Jae-suk didn't invite other guests. Yoo Jae-suk would never believe it if Yoo Jae-suk didn't invite Chi Shizhen, a person who made outstanding contributions to RM.
Chapter completed!