Chapter 2 Dress well(1/2)
Li Bumian used the method of refining a watermelon knife to beat the supreme martial arts to slap the heavens and refine a watermelon knife ten times, thus making this watermelon knife a powerful magic weapon.
After this...
Killing someone is like splashing ink, cutting his throat is like running script.
I heard that the Lin family in Yanjing was the first family of ancient Chinese martial arts. They had countless disciples and had great hands and eyes.
Li Bumian drew his sword into Yanjing. Lin Xiao, the head of the Lin family, who is the chief instructor of the Canglong Special Forces of China, could not resist Li Bumian's sword. The Lin family was left with no family, leaving only a boy named Lin Dong, because Li Bumian wanted Lin Dong to avenge the Lin family's destruction in the future.
I heard that the head of the Xiao family in Jiangnan is the strongest in China, with a great reputation and a hand covering the sky.
Li Bumian dragged his sword into Jiangnan. Xiao Zhan, the head of the Xiao family, who is known as the world's number one sword, could not stop Li Bumian's sword. The Xiao family was killed, leaving only a boy named Xiao Yan, because Li Bumian wanted Xiao Yan to avenge the Xiao family's extermination in the future.
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Three thousand miles of heads fell, and hundreds of days of wailing and playing the piano.
Many hidden sects, mutants and mutants from outside China were all killed by Li Bumian.
There is almost no enemy in this huge earth.
It is so terrifying that the supreme skill of beating the heavens is just the first level of the great perfection of heaven. It is so great when you reach a higher level of cultivation!?
After that, Li Bumian, who was full of evil, became a public enemy of the whole people, and some countries became angry and even bombed him with nuclear bombs.
Unfortunately, the national strength and the nuclear fission reaction cannot hurt Li Bumian at all.
Li Bumian became the veritable strongest man in the world, and he was invincible in the world.
Someone once asked Li Bumian, "What is the experience of killing one person in ten steps and not leaving a thousand miles away?"
Li Bumian's eyes condensed. Li Bai's original intention was that this knight would kill a person every ten steps, killing him for a thousand miles.
But Li Bumian felt that this answer was too vulgar and could not show his extraordinary temperament.
Li Bumian accidentally remembered a classic movie and replied calmly: "Probably, I cut from Causeway Bay to Lantau Island, then from Lantau Island to Fengwei Mountain, and finally to Bachang Bay."
After that, Li Bumian bought a speaker to play the song "Superstars in Troubled Times" because he thought it was very good for him.
...
Li Bumian stood on Mount Everest and sighed sighingly. Now he is invincible in the world, no one in the world can defeat him for half a move, and there is no pursuit for the rest of his life.
However, Li Bumian had no relatives and no worries. As for his children's love, it was nonsense to have a high position and the strongest in the world like Li Bumian.
Li Bumian smiled bitterly and sighed dejectedly.
"What's the point of being in the sky? Could it be that I, Mr. Li, have to make a rest of my life like this?"
Just then, Ding!
“You have new news.”
This is the system prompt tone of Li Bumian's smartphone.
Li Bumian: "!"
Li Bumian raised his eyebrows and a calm look flashed across his face.
This is the top of Mount Everest, how could there be a signal?
Li Bumian took out his smartphone and looked at it. The seriousness between his eyebrows became even stronger.
I saw that my smartphone seemed to have been infected with a virus, and a red warning window popped up on it.
"Do you want to know the meaning of life? Do you want to be truly... alive?"
yes,or,no.
Li Bumian felt that he was being fooled. He narrowed his eyes and said angrily: "I, Mr. Li, naturally, knows the meaning of life, really live? Do you say that I am a fake living? Why do I, Mr. Li, still use you to teach me?"
Li Bumian's fingers quickly clicked towards no as fast as lightning.
Unexpectedly, the positions of yes and no changed in an instant, and Li Bumian clicked yes.
Li Bumian: "..."
There was only a loud bang.
The powerful Li Bumian's eyes turned dark, and he felt like he was shrouded by an unparalleled suction force, and then fainted and unconscious.
...
Zuixianlou is located in Yancheng, the capital of the Dayan Dynasty. It is one of the most prosperous and sacred places in Yancheng. The so-called Yanxiang Holy Land is a brothel.
It was evening, and it was the time when Zuixianlou had the most guests in the day. The buildings were filled with orioles singing and dancing, and the flowers were fascinated.
There were two women sitting in the corner of the hall. They were dressed in gorgeous gauze, their hair looked gorgeous after being carefully dressed up, and the jewelry on their bodies made people look brilliant. The two women were both outstanding in appearance, obviously they were fair women, but their sitting posture was extremely dignified and obviously trained by etiquette, even more than the daughter of a daughter.
"Su Qianqian, how about the handsome man you picked up last night?" Du Lin'er, one of the two girls, said with a smile, with a hint of ambiguity in her bad eyes.
The woman named Su Qianqian is much more beautiful than the other woman. Her long and narrow phoenix eyes are full of melancholy, revealing a bit of sadness, and she can be regarded as a person of the disaster level.
When Su Qianqian thought about what happened last night, a hint of redness appeared on her face as a veteran Feng Yue.
Last night, Su Qianqian was taking a bath leisurely in the bathing pool in her boudoir. Unexpectedly, a figure suddenly fell from the sky and smashed a big hole in the roof, and finally fell into the bathing pool and made a circle of water waves.
Su Qianqian was very angry at the time. Zuixianlou was different from those low-end brothels. The girls here were not the kind of low-end products that could only exchange for the joy of fish and water with only money.
The girls in Zuixianlou are not good at selling their skills. Every girl has received professional training and can do everything in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. She must also have graceful figures and beautiful appearances.
It is OK to have a good time with the girls, but it is enough to have a lot of romantic talents who want to come here for a good night like a crucian carp crossing the river.
So Su Qianqian probably thought that this was a guest who had seen her. If it was not as bright as it would be, it would be dark, so she sneaked into the Zuixian Tower and attacked her at night.
Su Qianqian immediately wrapped her clothes and covered her body, so she was about to go out and call the thugs in the Zuixian Tower to drive the disciple out.
However, Su Qianqian looked at the bathtub without any movement for a long time, thinking that this person might have fallen and fainted, so she dared to come forward to check it out.
It would be fine if I didn't look at it, but this look cost Su Qianqian her life.
The man in the bathtub was a man wearing a strange white clothes of unknown origin. His eyes were closed and he fainted, but this man...
Su Qianqian swallowed her saliva at that time, and a flush appeared on her face. She couldn't help but sigh: "What a handsome and handsome boy."
This man was extremely handsome, as if he had walked out of a painting. Even Su Qianqian, who was well-read in poetry and books, no longer knew what words to describe it. She was thinking about the four handsome men in Yancheng, which were about millions of Shangguan Yun worse than this man.
Shangguan Yun is the national male god of the Tianyan Dynasty, the ultimate dream lover of countless young girls, and he is inexplicably caught in the shooting.
So Su Qianqian naturally rescued the man, hid it in the boudoir, and took good care of him.
Du Lin'er looked at Su Qianqian's eyes blurred and a confused smile on her lips. Du Lin'er immediately became unhappy. Why didn't God favor her, but let such good things happen to Su Qianqian?
Du Lin'er said angrily: "You'd better be careful. If Cai Yunniang knew that you had a private hiding man, she would definitely be scolded for a few words."
Cai Yunniang is the leader of Zuixianlou, commonly known as Mamasang.
Su Qianqian came to her senses, and after hearing Du Liner's words, a faint heavy brow flashed through her eyebrows, "Thank you for your reminder, sister."
After saying that, Su Qianqian stood up, left the hall in two steps, and walked into her room.
Du Lin'er looked at Su Qianqian who was leaving, shook her head with a smile, and sighed: "This little girl... she used to say that she was beautiful in all kinds of skins, and she chose one of the interesting souls in a thousand times. Now, she has been attracted by that skin..."
In Su Qianqian's boudoir, Li Bumian opened his dazed eyes and woke up. He covered his headache and sat up from the bed, and then began to look at the surrounding environment.
Li Bumian was stunned. Even though he was the strongest person on earth, Li Bumian, who was so tough that his mind was so terrifying, he also said bluntly: "My grass! What is this place?"
I saw that the room was decorated with antique wooden furniture using ancient craftsmanship. A candle was placed on the Huanghuali wooden table, and the swaying gentle fire light shone around.
Li Bumian only felt a fragrant fragrance coming into his nose, and thus concluded that this should be a woman's boudoir.
Li Bumian began to recall the last thing he remembered, which was a red warning window on the screen of his smartphone. Then Li Bumian was tricked by the window and clicked on yes.
"Did I, Mr. Li, travel through time!"
Li Bumian is confident that no one in this world can plot against him. He cannot be knocked out without having time to react and transported to another place without realizing it. This is simply a fantasy.
So there is only one conclusion, I have traveled through time by myself.
The strange environment around him made Li Bumian more convinced of this.
"Have you traveled through time? It's so bloody. Generally, only a useless male protagonist will travel through time, and then go to another world to make a fortune by relying on plug-ins. I didn't expect that I, Li, who is the strongest in the world, will encounter this kind of thing, right?"
"Does God look down on me?"
Li Bumian was furious. He was the strongest person on earth with his real skills. This sudden time travel made him feel like he was given benefits by God like a useless man. Isn’t this looking down on him, Mr. Li?
Li Bumian asked himself, the supreme skill he had practiced to defeat the heavens and had already reached the first level of great perfection of heaven, which brought him a lifespan of 10,000 years. Even if he did not travel through time, he, Mr. Li, would one day find a way to go to another world.
Forget it, forgot it, Li Bumian sighed, it would be a good thing to take one step earlier.
Li Bumian felt a sense of pride in his heart. In a new world, he could pretend to be a new one.
After Li Bumian figured it out, he immediately reached out and glanced at the space ring on his hand.
"Fortunately, the ring is still there."
Li Bumian calmed down and there were many miscellaneous items in the ring, such as leather sofas, microwave ovens, Simmons double beds and velvet bedding, and so on. The most important thing was that the space ring contained Li Bumian's watermelon knife that had refined ten times, and a sony vertical speaker that had refined ten times.
You can lose anything, but you can't lose speakers, because Li Bumian likes to bring his own bgm when he is showing off.
To be continued...