Chapter 1: Tie a husband to you
"His surname is He! Stop right there!"
"Su Fat Ya! You are so determined! I will never marry you!"
Today is Su Pangya’s happy day to find a son-in-law, but her husband actually ran away from her on the wedding day, which really pissed her off!
To say that He Tongsheng was also deceived by the matchmaker, there are two Su families in Xinghua Village. One is the old Su family. All of their ancestors are white and their family background is innocent. The daughter they gave birth to is pretty and has a good reputation. It is the dream of men from all over the country.
Everyone wants to marry someone back home.
Although marrying into a bride-in-law is not very popular, it would be acceptable to a beautiful lady from the Su family. Plus, the bride price given by the other party is really generous, a full twenty taels!
He has hope in studying!
Unexpectedly, when he entered the house, he realized that he was marrying into the little Su family of a gang of villains!
Looking at Su Fatya with a sinister face, he wanted to die!
"If you accept my bride price, you will be my husband!"
"You're dreaming!"
He Tongsheng escaped without looking back!
Su Fatya became the laughing stock of the whole village.
She picked up the butcher's knife and went after him, but she accidentally slipped and tripped.
Her head hit the door panel hard, and a big bag came out immediately.
When her father Su Cheng rushed to her house, she had already fainted at the door.
Su Cheng was frightened and wanted to hold his unconscious daughter in his arms as a loving father.
Uh...I can't hold it.
He shook his daughter's shoulders instead, and the shaking was quite strenuous: "Da Ya! Don't scare daddy! Wake up!"
"Dad! He's escaped to town!"
It's my younger brother Su Ergou.
Hearing Su Ergou's words, Su Fatya, who was finally shaken awake, closed her eyes again and fell unconscious.
Su Cheng was so angry that he gritted his teeth and clenched his fists loudly: "Isn't it just a husband? I'll tie one back for you!"
Su Cheng kept his promise and immediately took his son to various villages to catch his son-in-law.
He didn't believe that no one would want his daughter, Su Cheng!
"father."
Su Ergou pointed to the empty village, with not even a chicken feather left, "The villagers seem to have closed their doors."
Su Cheng: "..."
Su Cheng did not give up and took his son to the official road to arrest him.
Perhaps due to good luck, the father and son actually met a group of big men. Judging from their posture, they looked like a group of bandits intercepting a passing businessman.
The merchant must have run away, leaving only a masked guard dealing with the bandits.
The father and son were lying in ambush on a hillside not far away, paying close attention to the battle situation on the official road.
"Dad, which one should we tie?" asked Su Ergou, who was lying behind the grass.
Su Cheng lay beside him and said wisely: "The one who can fight best has a good waist and can give birth!"
Su Ergou wondered: "Isn't it a woman's business to have children?"
Su Cheng glared at his son: "If a man's waist is not good, can a woman survive?"
"Oh." Su Ergou realized.
After a fight, the masked guard defeated eight bandits, but he also paid a heavy price - he was seriously injured and exhausted.
Therefore, when the Su family father and son attacked him from behind, he didn't even have a chance to fight back, so he was put into a sack with a black eye.
Just when the father and son were about to carry him away and leave, there was a rustling sound from the carriage nearby.
Anyone else?!
Su Cheng cautiously drew out the hatchet and lifted the curtain!
When he saw the scene in the carriage clearly, he was stunned for a moment...
…
Su family.
Su Xiaoxiao, who was on Da Hongxi's bed, slowly opened her eyes for the eighth time. She was sure that she was not dreaming.
She really traveled through time.
From a dignified military doctor and ace sniper, he turned into an ancient fat man who was illiterate and weighed over 200.
Not only is he delicious but lazy to cook, he also runs rampant in the village and is an out-and-out village bully.
She has a bully father above her named Su Cheng, and a bully brother below her named Su Ergou.
The family of three is domineering in the village. It is worth mentioning that the bully father and bully brother love her very much.
Not long ago, she fell in love with a boy named He from the next village. Father Su spent all his family savings and asked a matchmaker to go to the He family to ask for a son-in-law.
Today was the wedding day for her and He Tongsheng. Who would have thought that He Tongsheng was deceived by a matchmaker. After the incident, He Tongsheng abandoned her and ran away from the marriage.
I have seen brides running away from marriage, but this is the first time I have seen grooms running away from marriage.
See you soon!
However, what really surprised Su Xiaoxiao was not this illicit marriage, but that Father Su actually went to the village with a knife to capture his daughter's son-in-law for the sake of her life-long event.
Why don't you really bring a man back to her?
While Su Xiaoxiao was digesting the memories in his mind, Su Cheng and Su Ergou went home.
"Daughter! You're awake!"
Su Cheng entered the house and found his daughter lying on the bed in a daze with her eyes open. He walked over and held his daughter's chubby hand.
"You scared daddy to death! Don't do stupid things again, you know? That boy named He is not worth it! Dad will chop that boy up and feed him to pigs one day!"
Su Xiaoxiao was not used to the sudden arrival of her family. She paused and then said, "I'm fine."
Su Cheng looked serious: "No, if something happens to you, don't even cry."
Am I going to put on a show for you, including crying, making trouble, and hanging?
In my memory, Fatty Su was really like this. If anything went wrong at home, it was common for her to get angry at home, roll around, and cry loudly.
Su Cheng doted on his daughter too much and was never willing to teach her a lesson.
This made Su Pangya's temper become more and more domineering, and her temper became uncontrollable.
Su Xiaoxiao tried hard to maintain her character: "I've figured it out. He's not that good, and he's not good enough for me! You don't have to do it some other time, dad, I'll chop it myself!"
"This is my daughter!" Su Cheng was very satisfied.
He sat down by the bed and smiled mysteriously at his daughter, "Dad has good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"
"Anything is fine."
"Dad has tied up a husband for you. He is a hundred times more beautiful than the one named He! You will definitely like it!"
Gosh!
Did she really tie up a man and bring her back?
How to maintain the character next?
"So, what's the good news?" she asked in a daze.
Su Cheng glanced at his daughter strangely, wasn't what he just said good news?
Forget it, since my daughter thinks what’s coming next is good news, then let’s just take it as such!
Su Cheng cleared his throat, changed his words, grinned and said, "The good news is that you don't have to have a baby anymore! My son-in-law has already given birth to you!"
Su Xiaoxiao choked.
What does it mean that the man gave birth to her? Is anyone in this family’s brain circuit normal?
Su Cheng raised his hand: "Er Gouzi, bring your sister in!"
"Hey! Here we come!"
Su Ergou outside responded and opened the door of his sister's room.
Su Xiaoxiao turned around and saw one, two, three... little Douding with milky breasts standing in a row holding a bundle, being carried in one by one by her brother Su Ergou.
Father Su spread his hands and smiled: "Tie one and get three for free. Are you surprised or surprised?"
Su Xiaoxiao: "?!"
------Digression-----
Let’s take a pit first o(∩_∩)o~
Chapter completed!