Chapter 29 Dough(1/2)
"Grandpa, are you serious?"
Wang Xiaoliuer looked very excited.
"That's not good. Grandpa can still lie!"
"snort."
Wang Xiaoliuer pouted, "But what should I do? I don't believe it."
"Then why don't you believe it?"
"I think finding a beautiful wife has nothing to do with getting into college."
"I asked you to say this!" Boss Lao Wang glared, "If you can't get into college, how can you be worthy of such a beautiful wife!"
"Then, Zeng Laosan didn't go to college, so why did he get married to Li Hongxing?"
"That! That! That's because Zeng Laosan is rich!"
"Then it's better to have money."
"If you don't study hard, how can you make money?"
"If you have money but don't have money, does it have anything to do with studying?"
"of course!"
Old Boss Wang put down his cigarette bag and said to Wang Xiaoliu earnestly, "A kid from a ravine can't succeed if he doesn't learn!"
"I think that as long as a man is capable, nothing else matters."
"If you don't study hard, where will your ability come from?"
"Then, Master, have you ever gone to school?"
"Ahem, why are you asking this?"
"I've been to school! It's okay to study!"
"Then if you are so powerful, how come you are still living in a ravine?"
"Cough cough cough cough cough... cough cough cough..."
Mr. Wang was so angry that he coughed, "You little brat, you're so mad at me!"
After saying that, Mr. Wang got up and entered the house.
He was too lazy to talk to the little thing.
This little bastard is so capable of taking advantage of others, like a master of leverage.
Wang Xiaoliuer waited for a while, then warmed up some food for his grandfather with a smile, and brought it in. Feeling a little tired, he went back to the house to sleep.
It will be light soon.
Wang Xiaoliuer got up as soon as he turned over. Looking at the time, it seemed that only two or three hours had passed in total.
Wang Xiaoliu'er ran out and saw Mr. Wang getting up and pushing a small trolley. He didn't even think about it and just jumped on. It looked like he was very active.
Old Boss Wang took one look at this guy and saw that there was nothing he could do. He knew that there was no point in talking nonsense, so he took Wang Xiaoliu'er with him.
The two men wandered around the river all morning but didn't find anything. They went back for a meal at noon and came back again, but still didn't find anything.
Wang Xiaoliu'er was a little anxious, so he asked Mr. Wang, "Sir, when you fed that swallow, what did you feed it?"
"medicine."
"Then why don't you just give medicine to the swallow? Why do you wrap it in dough?"
"Nonsense, if a swallow eats it, it will die!"
"Well, wouldn't you put the pill through a thread and tie it to Yanzi's leg?"
Wang Xiaoliuer blinked his eyes, his eyes were quite sincere when he asked this question.
Old Boss Wang thought deeply, glanced at Wang Xiaoliu'er, and while holding a supervisor in the water, he said to Wang Xiaoliu'er, "Then if I tie the pill to its leg, the pill will be soaked in water.
Here, won’t it just melt?”
"Isn't it okay to hang it around your neck?"
"Get your ass kicked!"
Mr. Wang glared, and Wang Xiaoliuer smiled and stopped talking.
This little brat is really annoying.
However, Old Boss Wang summed it up in his heart and felt that what Wang Xiaoliuer said was fine. If the pills were hung around the neck, the contents in the water might have been turned over long ago. Why wait until now?
Mr. Wang himself knows that swallows digest pasta very slowly. If the pasta is not digested, the pills will not be exposed.
If the pills are not exposed, the toxicity cannot be exerted. If the toxicity is not exerted, the swallows will not be poisoned to death. If the swallows are not poisoned to death, then the food eaten by the swallows will not be poisoned to death.
Therefore, the old and the young can only wait here.
"Master, I have another question."
Just when Mr. Wang was feeling upset, Wang Xiaoliuer asked a question.
"What's the problem?"
"Master, where did you get that white swallow?"
"Mountain."
"On the mountain?"
Wang Xiaoliuer looked curious, "Master, when did you go up the mountain?"
"nonsense."
Mr. Wang gave him a sideways glance, "You kid, you don't even know what your grandfather does! Isn't it normal for old Chinese medicine practitioners like us to go to the mountains to collect medicine?"
"I just feel like you don't look like an old Chinese medicine practitioner."
Wang Xiaoliu'er said, still swinging his arms and sighing in a fake way, "I suddenly feel that the people in our village are right. You don't look like a serious doctor!"
"If I'm not a serious doctor, then tell me, who am I?"
"I see you..."
Wang Xiaoliuer's words came to his lips, he blinked his eyes and laughed naively, "The doctor may be a doctor, whether he is serious or not, I don't know."
"Go aside!"
Mr. Wang was so angry that he ignored him. The grandfather and grandson walked up and down the river bank twice, but found nothing. In the end, they could only go back angrily.
Wang Xiaoliuer had been wandering around for a day. When he returned, he felt pain in the soles of his feet. After a short time, he fell back and fell asleep.
He slept soundly and deeply. In his sleep, Li Hong, Myolie, and Chen Lu kept getting into his bed, and they were so enthusiastic.
While he was in a daze, there were strange noises coming from outside. Wang Xiaoliuer, who didn't know what he was busy with in his sleep, couldn't bear to get up. In the hazy scene, he suddenly heard a familiar voice.
Then, the door outside opened, and with a gurgling sound, something seemed to be pushed in.
"Slow down, slow down!"
Boss Lao Wang lowered his voice and whispered instructions. A middle-aged man pushed the cart with Boss Lao Wang and asked in a low voice, "Uncle! What is this thing? It's so big!"
"Nothing special, just a big clam."
"Can a clam grow so big? Oh my god, if this is really a clam, why won't it become a sperm?"
"Look at what you said, there's nothing wrong with becoming a sperm. I'm older and a bit bigger. Don't be surprised!"
"Yeah, that's right."
The man nodded hurriedly and pushed the car into the yard. The old lady came out and was shocked when she saw the two people outside acting like mud monkeys. "Hey, what are you doing here?!"
"
"Ah, it's okay, I happened to be passing by, please help me."
The man was Mr. Wang's nephew, and he kept laughing when he spoke.
Mr. Wang clapped his hands, took out two bills from his pocket, and handed them to the man, "Haozi, take this money!"
"Hey, uncle! Look at you! No, no, no!"
"Your clothes are stained. My wife won't scold you when you get home! Go buy two clothes to wear!"
"That……"
"Take it!"
"Hey! You're welcome then! Thank you, uncle!"
The man said, took the money and quickly put it in his pocket, "Uncle, I'll leave first!"
"Hey, don't talk nonsense when you get outside!"
"Don't worry! I keep my mouth shut!"
The man waved his hands and ran away quickly.
To be continued...