Chapter 347 Warning(1/2)
"Then how many more do you want to get?"
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at her with contempt.
"Anyway, you don't really need it, so why don't you give me two more pills?"
Xiao Nizi lowered her head and picked at her little hands, muttering weakly.
"It's not impossible to give you a few more pills, but I have conditions!"
"You want someone to give you a fat boy again, don't you?"
"That's not the case."
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, "Call me three times, good husband, and I will give it to you!"
"Nope."
Miss Mi turned around, her pretty face flushed slightly, "I don't want it!"
"Humph, you're so silly!"
Wang Xiaoliuer was so amused that he giggled.
"Why are you laughing? That's right! You've given birth to a young girl, and you haven't even kissed her on the lips. So you want people to call you husband? Huh, what are you thinking!"
Wang Xiaoliuer raised an eyebrow, "You haven't even been kissed on the lips?"
"We kissed, that's it! It's not all because of you! Don't mention this, I want to kill you if you mention it!"
"Just a kiss on the lips, and you're going to kill me. If I do something else, will there be a massacre of my family?"
"Then you try it?"
Miss Mi looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er with a look of disgust. Wang Xiaoliu'er thought for a while but didn't dare. He glanced at Miss Mi leisurely and snorted, "Yeah, yeah, that's such a little thing!"
"You, you are just a brat!"
Miss Mi moved forward and pulled Wang Xiaoliu'er's sleeve with her hand, "Just give me two more! Just two!"
"Don't act coquettishly with me, it's useless, you know?"
"Give me two..."
Miss Mi put her head on Wang Xiaoliu'er's shoulder, groaning and shaking her body. Wang Xiaoliu'er leaned forward and looked at him like a fool, "No, you said there is no one like you, kissing or not,
If you can't hug someone, you'll have to torture them!"
"What's bothering you, I'll change it for you!"
"Do you think it's necessary for me to change with you?"
"This is a good thing! For ordinary people, I wouldn't trade it with him!"
"Good things are good things, but to be honest, that thing is of little use to me."
"Why?"
Miss Mi looked puzzled, but Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, "Let me tell you a secret!"
"Um!"
Miss Mi nodded.
Wang Xiaoliuer hooked up his fingers and motioned for Miss Mi to come over. Then he put his hands to his mouth and whispered in Miss Mi's ear, "I am a person with a little strange ability."
Miss Mi blinked with big eyes, "What about?"
"I have a photographic memory."
Wang Xiaoliu'er's eyes narrowed, "So, your half sheepskin is of little use to me!"
"Just brag! Why do I not believe it so much?"
Miss Mi looked up and down, "Just you? You have a photographic memory?"
"What, you don't believe it? If you don't believe it, let's make a bet!"
Wang Xiaoliuer smiled evilly, "You point at a few words on that sheepskin and see if I can tell what that word is?"
"real or fake?"
Miss Mi looked up and down, "Then what if you fail? What if you make a mistake?"
"I'll give you all the elixirs!"
Wang Xiaoliuer also turned around, "The question is, am I right? What should you do?"
"Then, then I'll let you kiss me!"
"Who cares!"
"Eh!"
Miss Mi was so angry that she jumped up and down, "What's wrong? You want to kiss me!"
"Kiss me in exchange for all my elixirs! That's not cost-effective!"
"Then what do you want!"
"You have to kiss for at least ten minutes, ahem, no, twenty minutes!"
"You think beautifully!"
Miss Mi's pretty face was slightly red, her big eyes were rolling around, "I don't want it! Just go and die!"
"Girl, don't mind if I say something!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er's eyes narrowed, he leaned forward, and then he imitated the lines on TV with excitement, "Once and twice, it's the same!"
"boom!"
Miss Mi was so angry that she kicked Wang Xiaoliu'er. Wang Xiaoliu'er pouted and didn't hide, "Why did you kick me?"
"You bastard, if I don't kick you, who will?"
"Just wait, you will regret this kick!"
"Threatening me? Am I afraid of you?"
Miss Mi smiled contemptuously, "You are a ninth-grade scumbag, how dare you challenge me, my sister? You probably don't know how to write the word "die"!"
"Stop talking nonsense, do you want to bet or not?"
"Let's bet, no one is afraid of you!"
Miss Mi thought for a while and picked up the sheepskin, "Fourth column, fifth word!"
"Qi."
"Twelfth in the eighth column!"
"body."
"The sixth in the thirteenth column!"
"escape."
"..."
Miss Mi was shocked. She looked at Wang Xiaoliuer like a monster, then lowered her head and said, "The fiftieth column, the first word!"
Wang Xiaoliu'er turned to look at Miss Mi, "It's just for fun, isn't it fun anymore?"
Miss Mi was stunned, "What's going on?"
"There are only forty-nine columns in total. They are written vertically. How can there be a fiftieth column!"
Miss Mi lowered her head, took a look, and then counted them one by one. After counting, she was shocked, "You, you! Did you really memorize it?! How do you know there are forty-nine columns in total?"
"There are tricks here."
Wang Xiaoliuer looked at Miss Mi faintly, "There is a passage in the Book of Changes, which says that the number of Dayan is fifty, and it is divided into forty and nine. Divide it into two to make two elephants, and hang one to make it.
The symbol is three, and it is divided into four to symbolize the four o'clock. The strange thing is that it is a leap, and it is a leap again at the age of five, so it is drawn again and then hung up. The sky is one and the earth is two, the sky is three and the earth is four, the sky is five and the earth is six, the sky is seven and the earth is eight
, Heaven is nine and Earth is ten. The number of heaven is five, the number of earth is five, and the five figures are in harmony with each other. The number of heaven is twenty, there are five, and the number of earth is thirty, and the number of heaven and earth is fifty, there are five. This is why ghosts and gods can change.
Also, the content written on the parchment was deliberately written in forty-nine columns, and the purpose was to coincide with the saying that "the number of Dayan is fifty, and the use of forty has nine", I could see it at a glance."
With a click, Wang Xiaoliu'er turned off the gas, turned to look at Miss Mi, and found that Miss Mi was staring blankly at Wang Xiaoliu'er, looking up and down, as if she was really looking at a monster.
"You know quite a lot, tell me, what is your education level?"
"I think I've graduated from elementary school."
"Go away! Do elementary school students know so much?"
"People with academic qualifications are mostly well-educated, but people without academic qualifications don't necessarily know nothing! Let me tell you this, many veterans in the antiques industry do not have academic qualifications.
It’s not high, but when it comes to playing with things, the details inside are very clear. Can you say that he is uneducated? He just has to specialize in the art.”
"If you say so, that's exactly what happened."
Miss Mi didn't defend herself and shook the half sheepskin angrily. At this moment, Wang Xiaoliuer turned around and hugged her shoulders, "Now, you lose, right? What did we say just now?"
To be continued...