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Chapter 85 Dogs can't change to eat shit

Soon the voices came closer. When Ma Cheng heard that there were two female voices, Ma Cheng cursed in his heart: It’s so fucking bad luck. I can still touch a woman if I shit!

However, Ma Cheng didn't think much about it. He looked around and forgot to bring toilet paper when he went out just now. He had no choice but to grab a handful of bamboo leaves on the ground and wipe his butt.

The two women heard the voices of young women, and one of them said, "Yun Niang, how are you doing this theater training?"

"After the lady's training for more than half a month, this Menghuyuan can finally be on stage. It's all the credit of the lady!"

"You guy will flatter you. I'll ask you what are the shortcomings?" The woman called the lady nodded Yun Niang's head and said.

The lady Yun was not old and was scolded by the lady and stuck out her tongue and said, "I don't know how to be a good person, but I don't see that Mr. Ma and the master are interested in the play. Are those actors not singing well?"

The lady sighed and said, "Hey, my father has returned to his hometown for more than ten years. This time, Uncle Ma summoned him to come out again. Where can I calm down and listen to my newly compiled drama?"

Ma Cheng heard the two of them talking in the bamboo forest. Perhaps this lady was Ruan Dacheng's daughter and the other Yun Niang was the lady's maid. However, Ma Cheng did not think much about it. In this era, men could marry many concubines. Ruan Dacheng was a big landlord of a large family. How could there be fewer women in the family? They must have a group of children.

Ma Cheng wiped his butt in the bamboo forest and stood up slowly. He was not afraid of being discovered by Miss Ruan, but came to visit someone and ran to the bamboo forest to soak the shit. This was really not very elegant.

Ma Cheng was careful but forgot that the whole bamboo forest was now full of "good smell". This smell was emitted from Ma Cheng's excrement, so Ma Cheng instinctively ignored it, but the two women could not ignore it.

As the footsteps approached, the two girls got closer and closer to the bamboo forest. Yun Niang suddenly asked a strange smell, which felt like the smell of something rotting.

"Miss, what does this taste like? Could it be that the bamboo leaves rot?" Yun Niang asked curiously.

Miss Ruan frowned and took a two-dry breath, then frowned and said, "It's June now, can the bamboo leaves rot? This smell has a stinky smell, not the smell of bamboo leaves."

Ma Cheng was very happy to listen to the two women analyzing their own shit smell in the bamboo forest, and couldn't help but burst out with a slight music.

Although Ma Cheng made a small sound, it was very harsh in the quiet bamboo forest. Yun Niang cursed: "Who? That guy who doesn't know how to die hides in the bamboo forest? Come out quickly, why don't you beat you to death!"

Ma Cheng originally wanted to hide in the bamboo forest and wait for the two girls to walk away before coming out. But when Yun Niang scolded her, Ma Cheng walked out of the bamboo forest with a cursing curse: "You damn girl is very poisonous. Didn't you just borrow your bamboo forest to soak your shit? As for cursing people?"

Miss Ruan saw a young man walking out of the bamboo forest. He was about seventeen or eighteen years old. His long deer-headed and mouse eyes looked like he was not a good person. The most important person was carrying his pants and his belt was slung around his neck. He looked like he had just been discharged from the bamboo forest.

Only then did Miss Ruan think of the strange smell just now, it turned out to be the smell of this hateful guy's excrement. Thinking of Miss Ruan's throat turning, she was about to vomit it out.

When Yun Niang saw that the young man was not wearing the servant's uniform, she quickly asked vigilantly: "Who are you? My master is a high-ranking official, be careful to send you to the official!"

Ma Cheng originally wanted to show his identity and then returned to the theater to continue watching the show. He knew that he had just walked out of the bamboo forest and saw the Miss Ruan, and he was stunned.

"Xiao Tao, is it you? You have also traveled through time? I am Xiaocheng!" After Ma Cheng said that, he stepped forward to grab Miss Ruan's hands and asked with concern.

Ma Cheng came from later generations. When he was in college, he followed the trend and had a passionate relationship. However, after graduation, the woman was fascinated by the colorful society and naturally abandoned Ma Cheng's silk and left. Because Ma Cheng's ex-girlfriend had a face like a peach blossom, Ma Cheng gave her nickname Xiaotao.

This Miss Ruan is seventeen or eighteen years old and looks the same as Ma Cheng’s ex-girlfriend Xiaotao. It’s no wonder Ma Cheng admits his mistake.

Ma Cheng excitedly stepped forward and grabbed Miss Ruan's hands, but forgot that he was holding his pants in both hands. There was no such thing as elastic bands in this era. Ma Cheng's hands left and fell off his pants, revealing Ma Cheng's little brother.

Miss Ruan originally thought that Ma Cheng was just a thief who ran in secret, but when she thought that the thief was so brave, she had just stepped forward to hold her hands. Although Ruan Dacheng was not a good person, his tutor was strict. Miss Ruan was still an unmarried daughter, and she had met such a shameless man there.

At first, Miss Ruan was shocked by Ma Cheng's actions. After a while, she realized that she was seeing Ma Cheng's naked lower body. Miss Ruan was so scared that she quickly closed her eyes and shouted.

This is the theater of the Ruan family. Ruan Dacheng is still here to entertain Ma Shiying, so there are servants in front, behind and on the left and right of the theater. When they heard the cry for help, they quickly ran over and caught Ma Cheng, a small thief who had exposed his body.

After getting out, Miss Ruan was ashamed and covered her face and ran into the back house. Ma Cheng also realized at this time that it was not a future generation, and that Miss Ruan was not his ex-girlfriend Xiao Tao.

Ma Cheng was held down by several servants and knelt on one knee. Ma Cheng scolded: "You bastards are crazy? I am your master's nephew, and I am Ma Cheng!"

Those servants were in charge of this, so they found a rope to tie Ma Cheng up, and carried him to the theater to meet Ruan Dacheng, asking the master to take charge of his decision.

Ruan Dacheng and Ma Shiying in the theater didn't know that such a big thing had happened, and they were still arguing about Ruan Dacheng's comeback.

In fact, Ma Shiying was already preparing to make him come back when he wrote a letter to Ruan Dacheng, but the role Ma Shiying arranged for Ruan Dacheng was the right censor of the Censorate. The Censor of the Censorate is the territory of the Donglin Party. Now the Censor of the Left Censor is famous for being a tough guy Liu Zongzhou, so Ma Shiying wanted Ruan Dacheng to get a fight with Liu Zongzhou.

But Ruan Dacheng didn't want to go to the Censorate. What Ruan Dacheng wanted was to go to the Ministry of War. Now the Minister of War is Ma Shiying, but Ma Shiying is the chief minister and the cabinet affairs are busy, so the affairs of the Ministry of War are left to the Minister of War to be managed. Ruan Dacheng wanted to be this Minister of War.

However, Ma Shiying was a man who was traitorous and cunning, so he was willing to speak first. He was waiting for Ruan Dacheng to sit still and speak first.

Ruan Dacheng is now white, and his official position and fame have been deprived of by Chongzhen's orders, so he cares very much about the opportunity to recover. But Ma Shiying just refused to take on his words, which made Ruan Dacheng very depressed.

Just when the two were in a bad situation, a family member came in outside and lay in Ruan Dacheng's ear and whispered: "Master, catch a thief outside and enter the inner house. He intends to touch the lady's house. Now he has been arrested!"

Ruan Dacheng was furious when he heard this. He was just a precious daughter. How could a man be bullied so much? Ruan Dacheng didn't even think about it and cursed: "Who is so bold? Get this little thief and hand it over to Yingtian Mansion!"

The servant looked at Ma Shiying and whispered: "Master, the thief said his name is Ma Cheng, and he is... Master Ma's son!"

Ma Shiying was shocked when he heard the servant say this. He thought Ma Cheng got up and went out to go to the bathroom, but he didn't expect to tease Ruan Dacheng's daughter.

Ma Shiying saw what Ma Cheng did in the past two months. She originally thought that the son of the second generation ancestor had improved, but now she sees that this is not the case at all. Can dogs change their habits and eat shit?

When Ruan Dacheng heard that it was Ma Cheng, his face turned pale. Ruan Dacheng said angrily: "Ma Yaocao, what's going on? You have to give me an explanation!"

What can Ma Shiying say? Let’s see his son first.

"Brother Jizhi, bring this rebellious son first. I want to ask him what he is going to do?"

After hearing what Ma Shiying said, the servant went out to bring in Ma Cheng, who was tied up in. Miss Ruan's maid Yun Niang also came with him as a witness.

When Ruan Dacheng saw his daughter's maid Yun Niang, he frowned and asked, "Yun Niang, what's going on? What about the lady?"

Yun Niang blushed and did not dare to look at Ma Cheng. She bowed her head and saluted Ruan Dacheng first, and then said, "Master, this thief is very hateful. She didn't say anything about urinating in the deep bamboo forest. She also grabbed the lady's hand and said what his girlfriend was. Finally, she took off her pants and exposed something unwilling. The lady was so ashamed that she had already escaped back to the back house!"

When Ruan Dacheng heard that Ma Cheng was so rude, he cursed angrily: "Ma Cheng, you are such a shameless villain! I must send you to the main place of Yingtian Mansion today!"

After hearing the maid say what his son did, Ma Shiying wanted a slit to turn into the ground. Ma Shiying stood up and slapped Ma Cheng in the face, cursing: "You rebellious son, I thought you have changed your temperament and learned well these days, but then I know that you really can't change your shit!"

After Ma Cheng was slapped by Ma Shiying, he knelt down and shouted: "Dad, my son was shocked when he saw Miss Ruan just now. He wanted to ask his father to propose marriage to his son and marry Miss Ruan to his son as his wife!"

Ma Cheng originally thought that this matter would come naturally. The Ming Dynasty ladies never walked out of the door. Now that he touched his little hand and saw his little brother, he could only marry him. But then he knew that Ma Cheng had just said something, Ma Shiying and Ruan Dacheng said together: "No!"

Ruan Dacheng's opposition is very simple. Although you, Ma Cheng, are Ma Shiying's son, you are Qiu Ba. Ruan Dacheng is also a great scholar in Nanzhili. Can his daughter downgrade her status and marry Qiu Ba? What's more, Miss Ruan has already been engaged to someone. This time she came to Nanjing to get married in a few months. The man's father is Cao Luji, a friend of Ruan Dacheng's same year, so Miss Ruan cannot regret marrying you Ma Cheng.
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