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Chapter 3002 Lose one-third of a man's ration [hilarious]

Bai Yeyuan took the phone lazily, thinking that the little woman had seen some gossip news about herself, but he also thought that he had asked Ye Yi to deal with the news last night and would not cause trouble for the little thing.

Who knew that when he saw this, he almost sprayed out all the tea in his mouth.

Xiao Ning showed him that it was not gossip news at all.

It's a popular post on a parenting website.

The title of the post is "Does your baby have a "birthmark" on his butt? Do you know how it came about?"

As soon as I opened it, I saw that there were many mothers discussing this hot topic, and there were even many showing photos of their baby's P.

On the baby's white PPP, various "birthmarks" are so colorful and have different shapes.

There are red, pink, blue, black, light cyan, and even light gold.

Some people say it is a blood mole, some say it is a strawberry mole, and some say it is an ink mole... The various statements are simply lively.

Bai Yeyuan returned the phone to Xiao Ning and comforted her: "Don't look at these scary things, don't worry about our Bai Dabao. It has good genetic genetics, and we don't have such birthmarks on it, so it will definitely not be inherited from it."

Xiao Ning was calm and didn't say anything. She clicked the reply with the most likes in the post, and threw the phone back to him.

This time, Bai Yeyuanzai looked carefully at a few lines of words and raised his eyebrows.

"The reason for the formation of this large-area birthmark is that the couple has gone through too many 'rooms' during pregnancy, has been doing it for too long, and has been released in it every time... Therefore, I advise all mothers and dads to resist the desires they should not have, do too many shameful things they should not have, and insist on ten months of purity and lack of desire to keep fast and practice precepts, and resolutely avoid the possibility of large-area birthmarks on their babies!"

Bai Yeyuan recited it out loud.

The more I think about it, the more I feel something is wrong.

Damn, this anti-scientific post is clearly persuading him to eat vegetarian food instead of meat. How can this work?

Bai Yeyuan spoke in a serious tone and began to criticize: "Little guy, you have read medical books. When have you ever seen serious medical books say such an argument? Doing that kind of thing will make the child have birthmarks? They think that the tadpoles that were released in the end were sprinkled on the child's butt? It's so ridiculous! There is no scientific basis!"

However, such a righteous rebuttal did not convince Xiao Ning at all.

Xiao Ning said lightly: "There hasn't been a medical book about charming poison. Why don't you say it?"

Bai Yeyuan: "..."

The little thing is getting more and more accustomed to people!

His lips twitched violently for several times, and he thought for a while, his tone softened a little: "Then we... reduce the number of times a little later?"

For example, from three times a day to two times a day?

My heart is bleeding! This is equivalent to reducing one-third of the food rations. For this superstitious post, he made a huge concession.

However……

Xiao Ning raised her eyes: "As long as you measure, the baby's PP will be blue, okay?"

Bai Yeyuan: "What do you think?"

Xiao Ning: "No one is allowed to do it again!"

Bai Yeyuan: "..."

The little thing is going to murder his husband!

After a while of suffocation, a trace of inspiration flashed through his mind, and he curled his lips and said, "This problem is actually easy to solve."

Xiao Ning lazily ignored him: "Yes, it's easy to solve. You can lock your belt in the future and don't be impulsive."

Bai Yeyuan smirked, and stroked her lips with his fingers. Xiao Ning was so scared that she pushed his finger away, covered her little mouth, and hesitated and protested: "Don't think of using me to solve the bad things for you... I don't agree!"

Her mouth is not just for doing that, it is too embarrassing!
Chapter completed!
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