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Chapter 667 I think your knowledge is too broad

In a blink of an eye, the weekend came again. Gu Shimu called his friends, Tang Yexi called the employees of her office, and a group of people took a cruise ship to go to the sea to vacation on a small island in the heart of the sea.

Gu Shimu's friends were sitting on the deck playing poker, and several people from Guangsha Office gathered together to play team battles. A group of people stood close together and occasionally chatted.

Fu Zhiyi said with emotion: "Have you noticed that since Brother Mu married his sister-in-law, he has become more and more able to enjoy life, and we have also benefited from it."

Fan Xiao said with a smile: "I discovered it. It turns out that it was Abai who saved a lot of money by saving games. Brother Mu didn't necessarily participate. Now Brother Mu likes to save games. This year is not over yet and he has saved several times."

"I have a reasonable suspicion that the purpose of Brother Mu's game is to show affection and show off his children." Chu Lu threw out a few cards: "Look, whenever Brother Mu plays a game, he will definitely bring his sister-in-law and nephew with him, without exception.

!”

"I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it!" Bai Ze clicked his tongue and shook his head: "Anyway, I never expected that among our brothers, from the time we were young, the one who didn't understand the style was our boss Gu. As a result, our boss Gu got divorced first.

Moreover, in the blink of an eye, the old hen turned into a duck and became the father of two children. Do you think it is magical or not?"

"Get lost!" Gu Luobai threw the playing cards at him: "You are the duck!"

Bai Ze tilted his head and moved away, tutting, "Abai, I just said a common saying, why are you so excited? This duck is not that duck, it is a real duck, not the duck you think, your thoughts are really too big

It’s so dirty!”

"Are there many kinds of ducks?" Tang Xiaoci, who was playing on the side, heard this and ran over curiously: "I have eaten fruit-wood roast duck, Peking roast duck, tea oil duck, salt-baked duck, sauce-flavored duck, salted duck, uncle

What kind of duck are you talking about?"

Gu Luobai: "..."

Bai Ze: "..."

Gu Luobai threw a few more cards at Bai Ze's face: "Let you talk nonsense!"

Bai Ze felt aggrieved: "It's obviously you who talked nonsense, right?"

Tang Xiaoci looked at Gu Luobai and Bai Ze curiously, "Uncle, what kind of duck are you talking about? Have I eaten it before?"

Bai Ze: "..."

How did he answer this?

Gu Shimu greeted Tang Xiaoci with a smile: "Xiaoci, come here."

"Dad!" Tang Xiaoci immediately ran over happily and snuggled into his arms.

Yuxue's cute little baby snuggled into the arms of the young and handsome man, so warm and seductive, Fu Zhiyi and the others were immediately envious.

Fan Xiao shook his head and sighed: "It would be great if I could have children without marrying a wife!"

Tang Xiaoci looked at him curiously: "Why?"

Fan Xiao: "...because good women are hard to find."

"No," Tang Xiaoci said, "My mother is very good! Aunt Qiaoqiao is also very good, and Aunt Weiwei, Aunt Yueyue, and Aunt Huahua are all very good!"

Fan Xiao: "...I mean, it's hard to find a good woman who suits me."

"Oh..." Tang Xiaoci blinked in understanding, "Uncle is saying...what kind of pot goes with what kind of lid? It's hard to find a lid that matches your pot, right?"

Fan Xiao: "..."

Fu Zhiyi and the others were so amused that they wanted to laugh out loud, but they were afraid of scaring Tang Xiaoci, so they had a hard time holding it in.

Fan Xiao: "..."

Who did he provoke whom?!

He looked at Gu Shimu for help.

Gu Shimu smiled and rubbed Tang Xiaoci's little head: "What your uncle Fan Xiao means is that his fate has not yet arrived."

"Oh -" Tang Xiaoci suddenly understood and nodded his head: "It doesn't matter, Uncle Fan, you give my mother money and ask her to find it for you. My mother is amazing. If you ask my mother to help you find it, you

The fate has arrived!"

Fan Xiao: "..."

He looked at Gu Shimu: "Brother Mu, what kind of agency does my sister-in-law open? A marriage agency?"

"My mother runs a comprehensive office!" Tang Xiaoci knew the answer to this question and responded quickly: "The purpose of our office is to worry about customers' concerns, solve problems, address customers' urgent needs, and provide help when they need it!

, as long as it doesn’t violate ethics and laws, our firm will take care of it!”

Fan Xiao: "..."

This slogan... seems a bit... secondary.

He asked with great interest: "Who came up with the slogan? It also rhymes."

"What my mother's master thought of," Tang Xiaoci said proudly, "is my grandpa! My grandpa is a very good fighter, and he is invincible in the world!"

Fan Xiao: "..."

Grandpa?

Is there still such a title in this world?

Tang Xiaoci began to talk eloquently about how great his grandpa was, and while he was talking he forgot all about the chicken and duck pot lids.

He said he was thirsty and licked his lips. Gu Shimu immediately took his water glass, unscrewed the lid and put it to his mouth.

He took a few sips, then leaned into Gu Shimu's ear and whispered, "Dad, I want to drink juice."

Gu Shimu glanced at Tang Yexi, who was chatting with Xu Lianqiao, Xiao Lingyue, Lou Yuwei, and Lianhua, and said in a low voice: "Your mother won't let you drink."

Tang Xiaoci glanced at Tang Yesi guiltily, "Okay."

He picked up the water glass again and drank some water.

Seeing his reluctance, Gu Shimu pinched his cheek in a funny way: "We are not allowed to drink fruit juice, but we can drink freshly squeezed juice. Whichever kind you want to drink, dad will ask someone to squeeze it for you."

"But freshly squeezed juice doesn't taste good," Tang Xiaoci frowned, "Juice drinks taste good."

"That can't be helped," Gu Shimu imitated his tone and helplessly spread his hands: "Mom won't let me drink this delicious drink!"

"Yeah?" Tang Xiaoci blinked and looked at Gu Luobai and Bai Ze: "Little uncle, uncle Baize, what kind of duck are you just talking about?"

Gu Luobai: "..."

Bai Ze: "..."

These two are not the same duck, okay?

This can also be circled back!

Tang Xiaoci looked at them for a while, and seeing that they had no intention of answering his questions, he said to Gu Shimu, "Dad, I won't drink juice anymore!"

He left Gu Shimu's arms and ran to Tang Xiaochu who was sitting beside him reading a book and squatted down: "Brother, what kind of duck is the duck that Uncle Xiao and Uncle Bai Ze just talked about? Have we eaten it before?"

"No," Tang Xiaochu stared at the book, "The duck that uncle and uncle Bai Ze mentioned is a man who is trying to make a joke and cannot be eaten."

Gu Luobai: "..."

Bai Ze: "..."

Tang Xiaoci: "...Wow!"

The little guy's eyes widened: "Can men also be funny?"

"Of course," Tang Xiaochu said matter-of-factly: "Men and women are equal. If women can do it, men can do it too."

"A place where women show off their laughter is called a brothel. What's the name of a place where men show off their laughter?" Tang Xiaoci asked curiously.

Tang Xiaochu finally took his eyes away from the book and thought seriously: "Xiao Guan Guan."

Gu Luobai: "..."

Nephew, I think your knowledge is too broad!

It’s too wide!

Fu Zhiyi was amazed, looked at Gu Shimu, clicked his tongue and shook his head: "Boss, your son is going to become a spirit!"
Chapter completed!
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