Chapter 3052 Tasteless food
You know, Lord Tiger used to lie on Tang Tian's shoulders.
Later, this guy discovered that the closer he was to Tang Tian, the easier it was to get beaten.
At that time, he was beaten a lot.
Later, he squatted on Fatty Xiaofeng's shoulder. Although the two of them bickered, it was much safer and they had a lot more fun.
Now that he has returned to his original appearance, he is no longer on Fat Xiaofeng's shoulder, which really makes Fatty Xiaofeng a little uncomfortable.
"Damn, damn fat cat, you are really different, you really know how to enjoy it!"
Fatty Xiaofeng saw Mr. Hu nestling in Huo Xiang'er's arms and looked very much enjoying himself.
The way Mr. Hu enjoys himself is so vulgar and despicable.
"Damn Fatty? Are you envious? Hey, it's useless for you to be envious! If Mr. Tiger doesn't enjoy it, why do you want a pet?"
Mr. Tiger has been being chased recently and is exhausted. Now he can finally take a breather and rest, and naturally he starts to feel proud again.
"Depend on!"
Apart from saying this one word, Fatty Xiaofeng didn't know how to express his feelings.
He actually had no way to refute what Mr. Hu said.
The three of them were much safer along the way. Even if there were some blind people looking for trouble, they were just looking for death.
What even makes Fatty Xiaofeng particularly helpless and a little crazy is that Mr. Hu seems to be paralyzed.
Every time she stayed in Huo Xiang'er's arms, she had no intention of taking action.
In this case, it was Fatty Xiaofeng who took action. Doesn't this mean that he became Master Hu's thug?
"Damn fat cat, you are so lazy, if you don't do something, you will die of fat!"
Fatty Xiaofeng narrowed his eyes, wishing he could take Master Hu out of Huo Xiang'er's arms and give him a beating.
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"Isn't it enough to have you? It's just a meow. What's more, Master Tiger can't catch you! Damn fat man, every time I see a strong man or a monster, I don't know how fast you run.
Points?"
Master Hu replied lazily, not even thinking of opening his eyes.
"Well……"
Hearing these words, Fatty Xiaofeng was once again speechless.
If you think about it, isn't that what it is?
Seeing the strong man, Fatty Xiaofeng wanted to use the ancient war hammer to smash the opponent's heads open one by one.
As for seeing the monster, people who are familiar with Fatty Xiaofeng also know that they don't care whether the monster is edible or not, or whether it tastes good or not, they will go up and knock it to death first.
Looking at it this way, it’s really hard to blame Mr. Tiger?
"Huh, looking at you like this, you really want to take action? Then whatever guy you meet next, I'll leave it to you."
Fatty Xiaofeng snorted coldly, not even bothering to argue with Master Hu.
Actually, that's what it is said, let alone Mr. Hu, even Fatty Xiaofeng knows that what he says is all nonsense.
Because whenever he encounters a strong person or a monster again, Fatty Xiaofeng will definitely be the first one to rush forward.
As the saying goes, habits become natural, and in the end, no one will argue about it anymore.
Huo Xiang'er was extremely silent along the way, unless Mr. Hu and Fatty Xiaofeng took the initiative to talk to her.
However, along the way, Huo Xiang'er discovered that Fatty Xiaofeng and Master Hu often argued with each other and did not take her seriously at all, as if she did not exist at all...
The content of the argument between the two definitely left her stunned.
, it can be said to be various, unexpected, and completely beyond her cognition...
Finally on this day, when Fatty Xiaofeng saw a group of people appearing in front of him, he shouted excitedly: "Haha, I finally found my big brother!"
"Master, Master Tiger misses you so much!"
At this time, Master Hu, uncharacteristically, without his usual lazy look, actually jumped out from Huo Xiang'er's arms, turned into a white light, and quickly swept forward.
"Damn it! Damn it, fat cat, do you have any shame? It was obviously the fat man who saw my eldest brother first!"
Fatty Xiaofeng immediately rushed out like the ball, and his speed was really not much slower than Master Hu.
"Well……"
Only the scent of fire is left, messy in the wind. Good guy, these two people are going to have a dispute in this regard?
Could it be that those who appeared in front were Tang Tian and his party?
In the past few days, Tang Tian took everyone to meet up with Master Hu. Later, they discovered the location of the soul brand. Fatty Xiaofeng and Master Hu quickly reunited and felt much relieved. .??.??
"Master, Master Tiger misses you so much!"
Lord Tiger shamelessly threw himself into Tang Tian's arms, which made Tang Tian's face stiffen.
Just when he was about to say something, he found that his right leg suddenly became heavier. After looking down, his stiff face turned dark...
It turned out that it was Fatty Xiaofeng who directly hugged Tang Tian's leg, and even cried out with runny nose and tears.
"Brother, I haven't been with you all this time. Everything I eat tastes tasteless, and I can't sleep well! Look, I've lost a lot of weight..."
People who knew the tempers of Fatty Xiaofeng and Master Hu were naturally amused.
Not far away, Huo Xiang'er heard Master Hu and
After the fat man's words, he once again gained a new level of understanding of the two people's shamelessness and shamelessness.
She clearly remembered that Fatty Xiaofeng and Master Hu had grilled the meat of monster beasts several times on the road.
Although the taste was really hard to swallow in Huo Xiang'er's opinion, she clearly remembered that Mr. Hu and Fatty Xiaofeng were fighting to eat it, and it was so delicious.
While rushing to eat, they shouted: "It tastes so good, it tastes so good!"
Now these two guys are trying to be miserable and flattering each other, naturally they are trying to please Tang Tian.
Tang Tian picked up Master Hu and shouted to Fatty Xiaofeng: "Fatty, since you have no appetite, do you want to stew this fat cat for you to eat? You should know my skills very well, even if
This is really an ordinary cat, and it can also make your lips and teeth smell sweet."
Tang Tian had just finished speaking, but before Fatty Xiaofeng had time to speak, Master Hu was trembling with fright, struggling and shouting: "Master, master, please say goodbye..."
He wanted to defend himself, but he didn't know how to say it.
When the fat man Xiaofeng heard that there was food, he already let go of Tang Tian's legs, stood up with a little jerk.
At that moment, he nodded excitedly, "Okay, okay! Everything my brother cooks is delicious! I suddenly felt that if I could eat the meat my brother cooked, I would definitely be able to drink a few jars of good wine!"
"You fat man, you still won't change your ways..."
Tang Tian shook his head dumbfounded. What this guy said before was just to pave the way for drinking and eating meat later!
"Hey, during this period of time, I really just want to eat a bite of meat and think about my big brother!"
Fatty Xiaofeng showed his true feelings, but it didn't make people think he was joking.
Chapter completed!