Chapter 12 A chicken in the left hand and a duck in the right
"Chuanzong, can you do this?" an aunt asked with concern.
Yi Chuanzong replied absent-mindedly, "It's okay, it's okay, I'll have more things."
An old lady was laughing there, and before going out, she went to the supply and marketing cooperative, and the person was like losing his soul.
The young man, who is only twenty years old, is anxious to find a wife like a bachelor in his thirties.
An old lady looked down at the navy blue cloth in her hand, thinking in her mind when she could make a piece of clothing. The Jia family had a sewing machine that could be borrowed for use. After cutting the cloth, it should be done in half a day.
With his eyes glanced at the Yi Chuanzong's hand, an aunt said angrily, "Hello! The chicken stole the cabbage!"
"Ah?" Yi Chuanzong woke up immediately. He raised his left hand and a big rooster with wings pinched his wings was pecking at the cabbage leaves vigorously. The big red cockscomb on his head was still shaking. After getting off the car, he had already pecked out a small nest.
Yi Chuanzong was annoyed in his eyes and actually disturbed him thinking about the triggering rules of the system. He dared to steal food before he died. This was because he had never been locked, right? He was too gentle!
The gesture changed, from pinching his wings to tying his throat, and the big rooster even clattered twice, as if begging for mercy.
"Look at that fish!" an aunt rolled her eyes and said.
Yi Chuanzong was stunned and looked at his right hand. A two-pound carp was shaking, and the snow-white duck had a fish scale in his mouth. This was the evidence of its crime.
This is all about rebellion! Throat lock arrangement!
Experiments have proved that the neck was grabbed without wings, and the chickens and ducks were flapping their wings, and the red palms and chicken feet were still pedaling back and forth, which looked very lively.
An old lady was angry and funny. She knew how to play like a child.
"They can't be together, right?"
Yi Chuanzong smiled awkwardly and then said, "Aren't I following the song? Look, there is a chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand, and a big piece of flowers hanging on his arm."
An old lady suddenly laughed angry, "You have any reason, why haven't I heard this song?"
Yi Chuanzong was stunned and said embarrassedly, "I made it up by myself, aunt, do you think it's easy to listen?"
An aunt rolled her eyes again and scolded, "Let them live in peace, they are about to enter the yard. Today, they have bought so many things, but they are not in a good shape yet. Can't the neighbors in the yard talk? "
After taking Yi Chuanzong out for a walk, the two of them are now familiar with each other, and an aunt has now roughly understood his character.
Although she is tall and big, she is not fierce at all, nor is she that aloof. She is just like a child and has a bit of playfulness. She couldn't help but want to talk a few words. After saying that, she felt very happy and became much more happy.
Yi Chuanzong nodded seriously. A chicken costs one dollar and a fish is a little cheaper. This one costs 50 cents for two pounds. He was teasing the birds when buying ducks.
A large piece of pork belly cost more than two pounds, and it cost one five. The snow-white fat meat looked at it and seemed to smell the aroma of oil. He had been gnawing on the steamed buns for half a month. He was greedy for this now!
Of course he was greedy, and the people in the yard were also greedy. The food today alone cost five yuan, and the monthly living expenses for adults were only 8 yuan. This meal cost most of the meal, so there was no need to pass the rest of the day.
That is, his uncle earned a lot of money, and his eldest nephew came for the first time, so he bought so many things in luxury.
It was already quite jealous. If he shouted in casually, he might be regarded as a show-off. Then gossip would be inevitable. Now he is thrifty from top to bottom, so he doesn't want to be a bad reputation.
Thinking of this, Yi Chuanzong exerted force on his hand, and the chicken and duck in his hand suddenly burped his neck, which made the aunt roll his eyes.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, no surprise, the third old man who was studying succulents was still bent down and staring, but his mind was not on the research. The light of his eyes glanced at the entrance of the courtyard from time to time.
When Yi Chuanzong walked into the door, the third uncle came up in three or two steps and said enthusiastically, "Oh, his aunt is back? Chuanzong's hair cut is different, and he looks a lot more energetic."
Then he finally put his long-standing gaze in the hands of Yi Chuanzong and exclaimed, "Good guy, I bought so many things, all of these chickens, ducks, fish, and meat! You see, I can't get it, come, I'll help me take it."
As he said that, the third uncle bent down and wanted to come to get something.
Yi Chuanzong's eyelids couldn't help but jump. Good guy, he is worthy of being the third uncle. He is such a tall man and can't even shock the other party's desire to take advantage!
"Hello, Mr. Third!"
With a shout, Yi Chuanzong shook the big rooster and duck whose neck had broken, and the chicken head and duck head were shaking weakly.
The third uncle paused slightly and said in a conscious sense, "Ah, OK, OK, OK! Looking at your body, I know that my strength must be quite strong. The strength in my hands is also strong. I was pinched to death before I got home, but it doesn't matter, I will bleed!"
Then Yi Chuanzong looked at the chicken and duck in his hand with a confused look.
This is wrong!
Although he didn't use all his strength, he still let go and shouted. Now, Old Xi of Yan didn't react at all?
This shouldn't be!
Can you bear this? The bones of primary school teachers are so hard?
An old lady had a hint of helplessness in her eyes. She lived in this yard for many years and her neighbors were very familiar with each other.
Now, I don’t want to give people nicknames, which is to ruin other people’s reputation. If it weren’t for being extremely stingy, Yan Bugui would not have won the Iron Rooster Award.
"Uncle San, as the third uncle in this yard, you are just here today. My nephew is here, and you will be able to help you in the future. Let's have a meal together in the evening?"
The third old man had a duck in his left hand and a chicken in his right hand. He kept weighing the smile on his face never stopped. He couldn't help but wipe the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, but he didn't answer any of the old lady's words.
Yi Chuanzong and the aunt looked at each other, and their eyes were a little confused. Is he deafened?
Just as Yi Chuanzong was about to look at his ears, the third uncle took two steps back and said, "Let's go? Why are you standing here and going to have a meal, right? Then there's no need to lead the way. I know the place, so I'll go first!"
After saying that, he turned around and walked towards the middle courtyard, looking at the light steps, he looked like an old fox who had stolen a chicken.
An old lady asked in a confused manner, "Is Yan Laoxi deaf?"
Yi Chuanzong said with a strange look, "No, he blocked his ears!"
An old lady was immediately excited, "This old Yan, let's go back and take a look. I was shocked just now!"
Yi Chuanzong also hurriedly followed him. He was 1.85 meters tall, weighing 180 kilograms, and his strong and strong man was snatched by an elementary school teacher who was powerless today!
It was a humiliation to defeat him in his most proud place!
Although he could understand the other party's mood of wanting to eat meat, it was like he could not withstand the temptation of meat buns as soon as he entered the city, this matter would never be forgiven.
He remembered what happened today. Whenever he had a chance in the future, he would definitely eat it back!
He wanted to use the same method to give him a heavy blow to the place where Yan Laoxi was most proud, and at the same time, scraping some oil and water to make the other party feel heartbroken for a day!
Chapter completed!