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Chapter 34 If you want to practice magic, you must first go to the palace

Zhu Gang and others' desire for knowledge was all stirred up by Li Chen's few words.

"If I take these exams, I will definitely get the full mark!"

"If you take such a course in the college entrance examination, maybe I am a top student at Tsinghua and Peking University now!"

"You yellow-haired is from Tsinghua University and Peking University, and my Ergou is from Harvard and Cambridge!"

...

Seeing these strange creatures, Li Chen immediately shouted.

"Sujing, shut up and listen to the class well!"

"People are different, and their physiological structures are also different. So women's g-points are also different. Some are on the earlobe, some are on the pp, some are on the undescribable parts, and some are on the parts that are prone to pornography. For example, this woman, her g-point is on the earlobe!"

After saying that, Li Chen pointed at Zhu Gang and said, "Come on, come up and demonstrate!"

When Zhu Gang heard Li Chen ask him to come forward to demonstrate, he nodded excitedly as if a little chicken pecked at rice.

"Yes, teacher!"

Just when Zhu Gang walked to one meter away from Li Chen, Li Chen shouted again: "Stop, there is another thing you must remember!"

Zhu Gang widened his eyes and couldn't wait to ask: "What?"

Li Chen's mouth raised slightly, showing an evil smile.

"If you want to practice magic skills, you must first castrate yourself!"

The word "self-castration" just came out, and Li Chen raised his leg and kicked him in the crotch.

"Click!"

The sound of egg shattering resounded throughout the entrance of the alley.

"Ah, my egg... is broken!"

Zhu Gang looked at the egg whites and yolks on the ground, and his eyes were shattered.

The others were also stunned, widened their eyes and stared at Li Chen blankly.

It took them a long time to react from their confusion and rushed forward: "Brother Gang, Brother Gang, are you okay?"

Zhu Gang grinned in pain and roared like an angry beast: "This kid dares to yin me, I will give it to me, kill him, kill him!"

Several minions looked at each other, picked up guys like steel pipes, fruit knives, etc., and rushed towards Li Chen.

Li Chen smiled coldly, clapped his hands, and said, "Do you want to learn Invincible Hot Wheels? You can see clearly with your 24k titanium dog eyes. This is Invincible Hot Wheels!"

Before he could finish his words, Li Chen's toes swept towards the crotch of these minions like a dragonfly.

"Crack, Crack, Crack..."

In the blink of an eye, the egg yolk and egg white flowed all over the ground. A group of minions lay on the ground in a row, humming in pain.

Li Chen clapped his hands and said, "Okay, now I officially announced that you can get a teacher. That's it, teach you the tuition first. When I was in Xiwan, I gave me training, and a class was 3,000 yuan. For the sake of being in love with a few, I'll get a 20% discount, and each person will cost 2,400 yuan. Don't give more, I'll be anxious with you!"

After hearing Li Chen's words, Zhu Gang and his friends were all stunned.

I snatched their women and sacked their balls, and now I still have to charge tuition fees...

Damn, don’t you bully people like this?

Li Chen walked to Zhu Gang, looked at him with his head in a slant, and said, "Brother, where is your tuition fee? Let me tell you that the relevant government departments have introduced 18 hard measures to comprehensively deal with the arrears of wages from migrant workers. In severe cases, those who are sentenced to prison shall be sentenced to more than three years or less than ten years!"

After saying that, Li Chen stepped on Zhu Gang's claws and crushed them twice.

"Ah, it hurts, I'll give it, I'll give it, can't I give it? Let it go quickly, let it go..."

Li Chengang tried hard, and Zhu Gang screamed like a pig.

Li Chen clapped his hands and said, "It would be great if I was like this earlier. Please pay the tuition quickly. It's not easy for me to come out and make a living!"

Zhu Gang took out all the money he had on his body, and the big gold chain hanging around his neck was also taken away by Li Chen.

Seeing this, the other minions obediently handed over the money in their pockets. However, they were all poorer than the other, and they hadn't raised enough 5,000 yuan!

Looking at the banknotes in his hand, Li Chen habitually curled his lips and said, "Oh, it's not easy to make a living. This time I'm unlucky. I actually met you poor students!"

When Zhu Gang and his minions heard Li Chen's words, they were all in tears.

Damn, I stole our women and money and used our balls, and even said I was in trouble?

Li Chen looked at a group of students who were dying, waved his hand at them and said, "Okay, you have already started your teacher. Get out of here. You must practice hard in the future and strive to carry forward the skills of being a teacher!"

Zhu Gang had the urge to be Teddy, and he was gone. How do you ask us to practice diligently and develop it?

After driving away Zhu Gang and other flies, Li Chen turned his gaze to the women around him.

The woman has fair skin, straight facial features, and undulating peaks under her neck, making people feel the urge to climb a mountain when they see it.

I climb the hillside

Climbing to the hillside to sing

Little white rabbit, white and white

It's so cute when you jump

...

Seeing that Li Chen was staring at her, Zheng Shanshan couldn't help but blush.

She instinctively lowered her head and said with a blushing face: "What happened before was that I was wrong. I misunderstood you. Thank you for helping me!"

Li Chen rubbed the tip of his nose, and asked with an evil smile, "Oh, what are you going to thank me that beauty? Do you agree with me?"

Seeing Li Chen's words so bluntly, Zheng Shanshan's pretty face couldn't help but blush, and even her earlobes were red and hot.

"Is this too fast? We can try to date for a while first. If you can pass my assessment, I will...please agree with you!"

Zheng Shanshan endured her shyness and finished this sentence with great difficulty.

However, she waited for a long time but couldn't hear Li Chen's response, and she couldn't help but feel surprised.

When she was brave enough to look up, her eyes were empty, and there was no Li Chen's figure.

Immediately, she was so angry that she clenched her teeth and stomped her feet hard.

"Damn it, this bastard!"

...

"Ah Yeh!"

Li Chen, who had already reached the school gate, suddenly sneezes.

Oh my god, who is this? I miss me so much?

Li Chen rubbed his nose and saw a graceful girl in front of her. A box of Telunsu milk in her backpack fell to the ground in a shaky way.

Seeing this, he immediately shouted at the top of his throat.

"Hey, the beauty in front of you, your breasts are gone!"

The person walking in front of Li Chen is nothing but Ye Chuxue!

When she heard Li Chen's voice, she subconsciously turned back to look.

Li Chen picked up Telunsu casually and was about to return the jade to Zhao when he saw that the man was Ye Chuxue, he was stunned.

"Chuxue? Why did you change your hairstyle? I almost didn't recognize you!"

Ye Chuxue's eyes widened and she snorted: "Li Chen, you bitch, where did you go to wander yesterday? You won't go home tonight?"

Li Chen curled his lips, looked like he was unbearable to look back on the past, and said, "Oh, don't mention it, I almost couldn't come back!"

While speaking, he inserted the straw into Telunsu's box, sucked two hard, and praised: "Chuxue, your milk is really delicious, just as pure as Telunsu!"

(End of this chapter)
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