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Chapter 003 Weird(1/2)

This is an old house with an area of ​​more than 70 square meters, divided into three bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom.

A pair of light blue fabric sofas were placed on both sides of the living room. On the cabinet opposite the door was a rare 21-inch color imaging tube TV. There was a Panda sewing machine next to the windowsill on the south side. Next to the sewing machine was an old clock, which was still swaying drippingly.

The small living room is decorated in a light and elegant manner.

At this time, Zhou Yumei was cooking in a kitchen wearing an apron.

Two vegetarian dishes were already placed on the wooden square table.

After hearing the movement at the door, Zhou Yumei roared without looking back: "Xia Feng, go see your good sister. She is lawless now and will not go home after school. She will fight with the senior child in the upper grade..."

Xia Feng was already feeling a little nervous about being "close to the hometown". Hearing this voice, he grinned, "It's still a familiar smell~"

Put down the schoolbag that had no two books in total, walked straight to the kitchen, and asked as he walked, "Isn't it a problem?"

"It's not a big deal, I've bandaged it in the health center, but..."

"I'm talking about Xiaoyu."

"She? What can she do? A girl's house looks like a monkey all day long. I think she's still a little bitch! After dinner, you see how I'll deal with her."

Zhou Yumei was frying the dishes hatefully, and the bamboo shoots and shredded meat in the pot flew up and down with her excited tone.

Thinking of her trembling and crying when she was a child, Xia Feng grinned her teeth and showed a silent smile.

He walked over and hugged Zhou Yumei's waist from behind, put his head on her shoulder, and said coquettishly: "Mom~ I miss you."

"Show it!"

Zhou Yumei shook her shoulder impatiently. Seeing that she couldn't take him off, she said angrily: "Don't do this with me. This dead girl can't beat her now. And so are you. If you don't teach me all day long, you will be crazy with her every day. I see that your skin is itchy."

Xia Feng closed his eyes and smelled the familiar smell of floral shampoo on his mother's hair, saying: "Girls should be more aggressive in their personality. If they are too weak, they will easily be bullied by scumbags... by bad people."

"Who dares to bully her just like that? If she doesn't bully others, she will be Amitabha!"

After pausing, Zhou Yumei said, "Okay, okay, go out, don't get in the way here."

"Um."

Xia Feng hugged his mother again, then let go of her hand and looked around. Her mother, who had gray temples and deep wrinkles in her memory, still has charm.

A black waterfall looks like a hair, and the crow's feet at the corners of eyes and lips are faint. If you don't look carefully, you can't see it at all.

Xia Feng sighed softly in his heart and said to himself: "Forget it, as long as my mother is healthy and young, she will be reborn. At worst, she can work hard again!"

Thinking of this, Xia Feng leaned his head and kissed his mother on the face, and said with a chuckle: "Mom, you said you are so beautiful and my dad is so frustrated. Why did you fall in love with him when you were blind?"

In his previous life, before the age of 25, Xia Feng was not interested in his parents' love story;

After the age of 25, no matter how he asked, his parents were unwilling to tell him their love story.

Zhou Yumei, who was in a fit of anger, couldn't help but laughed out loud when she heard this, and then said with a stern face: "What are you asking about this?"

Xia Feng laughed and said, "Mom, let's talk, how did you marry my dad back then?"

While washing the pot, Zhou Yumei pretended to be reluctant and said, "He... Two sows in our commune had diarrhea, and your father was sent to our commune to treat pigs.

At that time, your grandmother and I were thriving on the field. When your father saw me, he stopped leaving and deliberately talked to me."

"Then what?"

"Then... I ignored him... Who knew that from that day on, the two sows with diarrhea in the commune had been unable to be cured, so he came to our commune every few days."

Xia Feng asked with a smile: "It's not my dad who made trouble?"

Zhou Yumei started to cut the tofu soup, and a smile appeared on her face, "It's not him who is it! He deliberately reduced the dosage of the medicine in half. This would not be cured, but it would not be cured, which was repeated diarrhea."

Xia Feng laughed, "My dad is so amazing."

"The dog that bites people doesn't bark... Every time he comes to the commune, he deliberately passes by your grandmother's house, and sometimes he asks for saliva.

Sometimes when he sees your grandmother working, he will help him, and he can't even drive him away.

Another time, your grandfather had a sudden vertigo. After the doctor diagnosed it, he said that he was malnourished. Your father brought two eggs today, half a pound of pork tomorrow, and two more fish the day after tomorrow.

As for your grandfather, he doesn’t like to take advantage of others, so he asks him what purpose he has?

Then your dad looked at me in a squint manner."

Xia Feng asked: "That's it..."

"Yes. In order to repay your father's favor, your grandfather married me to him."

"……………” Xia Feng sighed: "A few eggs and a little pork, and you will marry your beautiful wife like your mom. It's such an evil era!"

After saying that, Xia Feng suddenly heard the melody of "Fresh Little Girl" and the classic line: Lao Xu, do you want your wife?

Unfortunately, I will never go back to that innocent era.

...

Pushing open the bedroom door, two backs wearing "face pocket" school uniforms were sitting by the desk beside the window.

One of them was wearing a cute single ponytail and the other had a playful short hair that was slim.

Duma Tail was writing carefully at his desk, while his short hair was holding his head with his elbows, looking out the window in a daze.

After hearing the movement at the door, Qi Er turned around and looked at it, then jumped up in surprise and said, "Brother, you are back."

Short hair with ears is naturally the younger sister Xia Xiaoyu.

The other one with a single ponytail is the eldest girl Xia Ke.

Xia Xiaoyu ran over and closed the door, pulled Xia Feng's arm and said anxiously: "Brother, I broke the head of a boy in junior high school today. Mom will definitely hit me in the evening. Brother, please help me plead with me."

Xia Feng looked at the little girl who had become a little girl, couldn't help but laugh, and asked casually: "Why hit him?"

"That bastard..."

"Don't always spit fragrance at girls' homes." Xia Feng criticized and asked, "What's wrong with that idiot?"

Xia Xiaoyu was stunned, and then thought about it for a while. Inexplicably, she felt that the word "ichi" had more auditory impact than "bastard". She was full of hostility.

Then he said, "That... idiot, he fell in love with my classmate and sister, and insisted that my classmate and sister go to the grove with him after school."

"So you went to stand up for your classmates and sisters?"

"Yes! That idiot thought he was in the second year of junior high school, so I was afraid of him, so I didn't ask who my brother is Xia Xiaoyu...!" After saying that, Xia Xiaoyu looked up and asked, "Right, brother?"

Xia Feng nodded with a smile, reached out to rub her head, "Yeah, it's not bad!"

Xia Xiaoyu immediately changed into a crying expression and said, "But mom won't listen to my explanation!

She also said fiercely that she would strip my pants tonight.

Brother, please help me and mom explain carefully.

I... can be regarded as seeing the wrong path, so I drew my sword to help, right?"

"Yeah, right!"

Xia Feng still had to say that Xia Ke couldn't stand it anymore, so he turned his head and shouted loudly: "Mom--"

When Xia Feng and Xia Xiaoyu heard this, they immediately ran away with their heads in their arms and escaped from the room.

The only "reserve" college student in the Xia family, the wormwood seedlings on the ancestral tomb. If anyone dares to delay her study, Zhou Yumei's feather duster will not recognize her relatives.

...

After the sky outside completely darkened, Xia Feng's father Xia Dongping came back.

During supper, Xia Xiaoyu was trembling with fear.

However, the thunder of the head of the Xia family, "Xia Zhou", was furious and did not come as expected.

I just warned her a few words without any pain and told her not to fight with others in the future.

Then Xia Dongping followed his wife's words and said, "Listen to your mother."

This sentence means that the topic ends here today.

Xia Xiaoyu naturally cried with joy.

She knew that the mother, who always talked about the same thing, let her go today was definitely not because she was cute, but because her second brother was most likely to plead for her.

She secretly threw a "thank you" look at Xia Feng.

Xia Feng smiled and understood it.

After dinner, in order to make up for the hard work, Xia Xiaoyu rushed to wash dishes, and Xia Feng wiped the table and tidied up the bench.

Xia Ke went into the house to do his homework.

Zhou Yumei is watching TV, and the second part of the newly released Mission Princess is playing.

Xia Dongping lit a cigarette, then held the "Miao Thief Ding Xiaogou" he had just rented back, and looked at it with relish.

Everything is very harmonious.

After Xia Feng wiped the table, he took the rag to the kitchen.

At this moment, he saw a stack of washed dishes placed next to the stove.

Xia Xiaoyu, who was free from the bitterness of flesh, was happily brushing the pot without notice at all that her elbow was about to hit the bowl.
To be continued...
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