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Chapter 8? Escape(1/2)

Sha Trench and Goose ran out of the auditorium like running away. After going out, they found that a large number of classmates were looking at him in the open space outside, with different expressions and no one dared to get close.

Some people are covering their noses, some are vomiting...

I knew that the sound attack of the goose could make ordinary people vomit, but I didn’t expect that the goose’s fart could make all military academy students vomit!

He suddenly discovered that the goose was also useful...

But the farting at this time is not a question of whether it is useful or not. It is just a matter of killing him!

The principal chased him out with a dark face and gave an order: "Stop him!"

Before he could judge the goose, Sha Tree ran away quickly.

The students hadn't recovered yet, and their subconscious reaction training made them immediately chase Sha Feng, whether they were vomiting or disgusting.

So the scene turned into Sha Gou running in front with a bald goose, and the large military academy students behind were scolding and chasing.

Among them, Xinfeng scolded the most fiercely. Sha Teng not only ruined the graduation ceremony, but also ruined his sacred speech!

Really careless about making friends...

Sha Teng ran around the campus, and the people behind him were chasing him relentlessly, and more and more people were chasing him.

There was no way, so he ran out of the school gate and ran onto the street.

I said that the climate in Chengze Xingcheng City is strange. It was snowing a few days ago, but today it was already sunny and mild.

There are a lot of people on the street, so people go out for a walk, go out for a shopping trip, and have dates in the small park.

In short, Sha Bo and the military academy students rushed to the street one after another, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.

The scene was very spectacular!

They rushed to the streets in a swarm, and were still noisy, which made the originally spacious roads crowded.

Sha Go ran away so much that he wanted to cry.

The head of the goose in her arms shook, and the shaved goose's neck stretched out. I don't know how ugly it is.

Someone recognized him.

"Look! The sand withered!"

"Hold the goose, it's him!"

"The gauze on the head has been removed, the scar is so terrifying!"

"What an ugly goose..."

"Isn't he locked up in the hospital? What's the matter?"

"Quick! Take a photo! The sand wither goes out to the street and goes crazy!"

"Contact reporters, it's another headline!"

Sha Trem's mentality is about to collapse and he is going to make headlines again???

Two hundred people behind were cursing and chasing them!

He really wanted to turn around and shout, let him go for the sake of his classmates for several years!

The goose is still starting to make a fuss at this critical moment.

"Ga!" (I want to vomit if I let me go)

Sha Go: "You're spitting a ghost?"

"Gaga! Ah!" (The bumpy one, if I don't let me go, I will vomit you)

Sha Go: "Then you swallow it!"

Gulu!

The goose really swallowed it, almost making Sha Teng feel sick.

At this time, the people behind him chased him more fiercely and scolded him more fiercely.

The influence of that fart just now has passed, and they have recovered their strength.

As we were about to catch up, several drones flew up the road, taking pictures.

You can imagine that the content of today's evening newspaper has come and the sense of picture.

At this time the goose screamed again.

"Gar——!"

Sha Gou's eyes were red with anxious eyes: "So what's wrong!"

"Gawu~~" (I want to shit)

Sand wither:!!!

I really don't have time to pull him?

Wait! Shit?

Sha Bu's eyes lit up suddenly, he stopped suddenly, turned around, and held up the goose.

The two hundred people behind were stunned and quickly stopped brakes. No one thought about why the sand withered will not run away.

Why hold the goose?

Surrender?

Wait, why do you put your goose butts on them?

Xinfeng was the first to react, and his expression suddenly looked frightened: "Hurry—Run—"

It's too late.

Puff—Bang—

Yellow-green liquid sprayed out from the goose's chrysanthemum, like a high-pressure water gun. Each spurted out was spread in the sky. If it weren't for the wrong smell, it would be like an exploded firework.

It was correct and large in quantity. The excrement was sprayed on two hundred people, in their hair, on their faces...

The military academy student who could spit out the farts he had been holding for two days, so the shit he had been holding for two days was definitely a biological weapon!

Sha Teng himself didn't expect his goose to spit out so much shit in one breath, and the large amount could not be filled with a container, and the smell instantly spread throughout the street.

Pedestrians on both sides of the street fainted in groups, and all the military academy students vomited on the spot. Even Xinfeng, who had the best physical condition, could not escape the disaster.

The few people who ran in front and were attacked in concentration immediately showed symptoms such as redness, swelling, itching, etc.

The scene was chaotic for a while!

"I'm sorry!"

Sha Trek took the opportunity to run away without a trace.

Anyway, if he wants to be a pirate, he will be confused, and if there is no dead person, it will be successful!

He ran to the shuttle cabin ride hall in one breath, which was the place where he agreed to meet with Zhao Xingjian.

“Gaga!”

The goose didn't want to go in and was so noisy that she wanted to go home to get its small torn bag. She had no sense of urgency at all, thinking about the various foods in the torn bag.

Sha Gou didn't care about the goose's emotions, and he could take the broken bag and ran away quickly.

He picked up the goose and rushed in.

At the shuttle cabin ride, Zhao Xingjian was already waiting here.

He widened his eyes after seeing the sand wither: "What's wrong with your hair? Why are there so many wounds? Why are your goose's hair gone?"

Well? This guy didn't read the news!

Sha Teng didn't even talk in detail. He looked around and found no one else.

Zhao Xingjian explained: "They will prepare first, and I will be responsible for picking up you."

"Then hurry up, leave now!" Sha Teng was anxious.

Zhao Xingjian nodded, looked at Sha Teng's head curiously, and walked towards the shuttle cabin and said, "The application for joining the group has been approved, and your file has been updated now."

Sha Gou doesn’t understand very well. What application is needed to be a pirate, and the file updates are also available?

Do you fill in the "pirate" in the occupation column in the file, for fear that others will not know?

But now he has no time to think about this issue. The most important thing is to run away, the process is not important.

The two walked into the shuttle cabin side by side. After two "Did" sounds, Sha Teng suddenly remembered that there was no money in his account.

It’s so embarrassing to ask Zhao Xingjian to borrow money.

But before he could say it...

brush!

After the facial recognition was passed, he not only successfully entered the shuttle compartment, but even the goose followed him.

Zhao Xingjian was already operating next to him, and his movements were very fast, and the hatch door closed.
To be continued...
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